(A/N, Vedui, Nae saian luume, Sut naa lle Melloneamin? (Greetings, it has
been too long, how are you my friends?) well here is the next instalment, I
am writing this before I've put the first chapter up so I haven't read any
reviews about ideas, consequently if this particular tale is to repetitive
then I apologise, reviews will be answered at the bottom of the page.
IMPORTANT NOTICE ABOUT POSTING- Ok, well one reviewer, can't remember who,
said that she wouldn't review if I didn't post this regularly. Well I would
like to say that that won't be possible, you see, I don't have the internet
at home so I can only go on at school or at the library. Some days the
school doesn't let me on ff.net and then other times the library is closed,
so I really can't post regularly. I'm sorry, please don't not review just
because my dad won't get the internet. It's not my fault. Here's the
chapter.)
"Well as Arwen has kindly just narrated to you, she played an extremely unfair trick on me for no apparent reason" Legolas's face wore an injured expression, ignoring Arwen's muttered
"Yeah, like you weren't going to do it to me first"
"So I, justly wanted revenge and lucky for me the twins woke up just in time to help me think of one"
Legolas was forced to stop as Arwen launched herself at her nearest brother, Elladan, and grabbed him by the throat.
"That was you, you Ksh yrch, Amin delotha lle" (You evil orcs, I hate you)
"Yes, yes Arwen, there will be plenty of time for you to kill your brothers, let me finish first alright?" muttering extremely unladylike curses under her breath she gave in and sat back once more.
"So the twins were more than happy to help, and they gave me a very good idea, which I quickly put into action.
Now Arwen, being a girl, hogged the main bathroom for nigh on an hour every morning, and no one could persuade her to get out. She also had lots of products and make up that she used, and this was where the twins plan came into the equation.
To this day I'm not sure how I managed to get all the components that I needed for this prank but somehow I managed it, I remember one of the more rare ingredients almost caused me to be killed by a pack of wargs due to where it grew but I succeeded in the task.
Next I had to brew the mixture, honestly I was afraid I get caught then, my hands turned several vivid shades before it was complete."
By this time, Estel and Haldir were sniggering, they could guess where this was going, Arwen was of course still glowering, shooting death glares at the prince every so often, and the twins, who had heard this tale before were watching Arwen with interest, saying something to the extent of
"How long do you think it'll be till she explodes?"
"Not long, look at her hand, it keeps crawling across the floor towards Legolas, then she pulls it back again"
Smiling at the reactions that his story was causing Legolas continued, edging away slightly from Arwen, he too, had noticed her hand.
"So that night, after she had gone to bed I went into the bathroom and found some of the lotions and other products that I knew she used daily. I had emptied half of the bottles down the sink when I heard someone padding down the corridor towards the room I was currently inhabiting.
Not wanting to be caught I hid behind the curtains just in time to avoid being seen, as the victim of my prank walked into the room. Luckily she was just getting a glass of water, and she didn't notice the emptiness of several previously near full bottles.
Well I finished draining the bottles and then quickly refilled them with my earlier prepared mixture. Satisfied I left the room and went back to my own chambers to get to sleep.
The next morning, I woke up in time to hear Arwen approaching the bathroom, and decided to go downstairs into the dining hall, she was less likely to hit me down there as her father and mother would not have been particularly happy about it. I did not have top wait long before I heard an almighty shriek which caused several people to jump up with cries of 'yrch' and I had to duck under the table to contain my laughter.
Sure enough two minutes later Arwen came running into the hall with cries of
"Legolas Amin feuya ten' lle, Amin delotha lle" (You disgust me, I hate you)
"Lasta lalaithamin" (listen to my laughter) replied Legolas before he did indeed start laughing manically, and for no small wonder.
Where there was once dark raven hair there was now a rather vibrant pink shade, her face, normally pale and fair, was a vivid orange colour and Legolas had even added colour to her toothpaste, her teeth were now an acidic green colour.
The other elves had slightly more decorum than the now hysterical prince and although they couldn't help snickering slightly at the now rainbow coloured raging elf maiden, they had not resorted to rolling around on the floor as said prince was doing.
So anyway" finished Legolas "I got my own back on her pushing me into the bog, but being so kind as I am I decided to give her the recipe for the mixture to take away the dye"
"Kind" snorted Arwen "Its not like ada couldn't have told me, you were just trying to make your ada less cross with you, but it didn't work though did it" she said, a smirk replacing the scowl.
"No" Legolas replied "But even all the punishments were worth it, honestly I didn't expect the trick would work so well" By now the friends were laughing once more, each of them picturing the usually graceful and beautiful elf after Legolas's 'beauty' treatment. The thought of gracefulness brought a sudden memory back to Aragorn's mind and he smiled impishly before saying. "You know, that reminds me of something Arwen did the second time I met her, when I was in Lothlorien, do you want to hear" of course the other male elves did, so ignoring the loud protests of Arwen, Aragorn began his yarn, the mischievous smile still on his face...
(A/N tee hee hee, I love doing this story, its so fun to leave at the beginning of the prank, I had a focus day at my school today, basically every other Friday we have a doss day in which we are supposed to be doing helpful, useful activities, but actually we never do, so instead I spent the day thinking up ideas for pranks, I already know exactly what Arwen did, so if you want to find out, get reviewing. Namarie)
"Well as Arwen has kindly just narrated to you, she played an extremely unfair trick on me for no apparent reason" Legolas's face wore an injured expression, ignoring Arwen's muttered
"Yeah, like you weren't going to do it to me first"
"So I, justly wanted revenge and lucky for me the twins woke up just in time to help me think of one"
Legolas was forced to stop as Arwen launched herself at her nearest brother, Elladan, and grabbed him by the throat.
"That was you, you Ksh yrch, Amin delotha lle" (You evil orcs, I hate you)
"Yes, yes Arwen, there will be plenty of time for you to kill your brothers, let me finish first alright?" muttering extremely unladylike curses under her breath she gave in and sat back once more.
"So the twins were more than happy to help, and they gave me a very good idea, which I quickly put into action.
Now Arwen, being a girl, hogged the main bathroom for nigh on an hour every morning, and no one could persuade her to get out. She also had lots of products and make up that she used, and this was where the twins plan came into the equation.
To this day I'm not sure how I managed to get all the components that I needed for this prank but somehow I managed it, I remember one of the more rare ingredients almost caused me to be killed by a pack of wargs due to where it grew but I succeeded in the task.
Next I had to brew the mixture, honestly I was afraid I get caught then, my hands turned several vivid shades before it was complete."
By this time, Estel and Haldir were sniggering, they could guess where this was going, Arwen was of course still glowering, shooting death glares at the prince every so often, and the twins, who had heard this tale before were watching Arwen with interest, saying something to the extent of
"How long do you think it'll be till she explodes?"
"Not long, look at her hand, it keeps crawling across the floor towards Legolas, then she pulls it back again"
Smiling at the reactions that his story was causing Legolas continued, edging away slightly from Arwen, he too, had noticed her hand.
"So that night, after she had gone to bed I went into the bathroom and found some of the lotions and other products that I knew she used daily. I had emptied half of the bottles down the sink when I heard someone padding down the corridor towards the room I was currently inhabiting.
Not wanting to be caught I hid behind the curtains just in time to avoid being seen, as the victim of my prank walked into the room. Luckily she was just getting a glass of water, and she didn't notice the emptiness of several previously near full bottles.
Well I finished draining the bottles and then quickly refilled them with my earlier prepared mixture. Satisfied I left the room and went back to my own chambers to get to sleep.
The next morning, I woke up in time to hear Arwen approaching the bathroom, and decided to go downstairs into the dining hall, she was less likely to hit me down there as her father and mother would not have been particularly happy about it. I did not have top wait long before I heard an almighty shriek which caused several people to jump up with cries of 'yrch' and I had to duck under the table to contain my laughter.
Sure enough two minutes later Arwen came running into the hall with cries of
"Legolas Amin feuya ten' lle, Amin delotha lle" (You disgust me, I hate you)
"Lasta lalaithamin" (listen to my laughter) replied Legolas before he did indeed start laughing manically, and for no small wonder.
Where there was once dark raven hair there was now a rather vibrant pink shade, her face, normally pale and fair, was a vivid orange colour and Legolas had even added colour to her toothpaste, her teeth were now an acidic green colour.
The other elves had slightly more decorum than the now hysterical prince and although they couldn't help snickering slightly at the now rainbow coloured raging elf maiden, they had not resorted to rolling around on the floor as said prince was doing.
So anyway" finished Legolas "I got my own back on her pushing me into the bog, but being so kind as I am I decided to give her the recipe for the mixture to take away the dye"
"Kind" snorted Arwen "Its not like ada couldn't have told me, you were just trying to make your ada less cross with you, but it didn't work though did it" she said, a smirk replacing the scowl.
"No" Legolas replied "But even all the punishments were worth it, honestly I didn't expect the trick would work so well" By now the friends were laughing once more, each of them picturing the usually graceful and beautiful elf after Legolas's 'beauty' treatment. The thought of gracefulness brought a sudden memory back to Aragorn's mind and he smiled impishly before saying. "You know, that reminds me of something Arwen did the second time I met her, when I was in Lothlorien, do you want to hear" of course the other male elves did, so ignoring the loud protests of Arwen, Aragorn began his yarn, the mischievous smile still on his face...
(A/N tee hee hee, I love doing this story, its so fun to leave at the beginning of the prank, I had a focus day at my school today, basically every other Friday we have a doss day in which we are supposed to be doing helpful, useful activities, but actually we never do, so instead I spent the day thinking up ideas for pranks, I already know exactly what Arwen did, so if you want to find out, get reviewing. Namarie)