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Hello, everyone. New chapter up. I hope you find it funny. I sure as hell did writing it. Hehehe. ;)
Enjoy!
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"Hey, I have an idea, let's play truth or dare."
"Hey, I have an idea, let's not."
"OHH DIS!!!!!!"
"Okay Ron ..."
"Can I play too?"
"No, Ferret Boy!"
"Hey! It's my game, I say who plays!"
"Well, can I, then?"
"... Yes."
"Sit over here, 'Mione, don't let Malfoy molest you."
"I take that offensively."
"Serves you right."
"Bookworm."
"Prat."
"PLEASE shut up? Please? I'm only asking ..."
::glares:: "Fine. But only if HE does too."
::glares:: "Only if you do first!"
"You first!"
::sigh::
"Can we play now?"
"Shut up! No one asked you, Ferret Boy. But YES, we can. Okay, I'll go first. Hermione, truth or dare?"
...
"HERMIONE, TRUTH OR DARE?!?!"
"What?"
::rolls eyes:: "WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!"
::stares dreamily into space:: "I was lost in those big beautiful eyes ... OH CRAP did I say that out LOUD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
::everyone nods::
::blushing like mad:: "Well, it was just a daydream. It could have been ... HEDWIG'S eyes I was lost in."
"You have a crush on my owl?"
"Oh, bloody hell, Hermione, truth or dare?!"
"From who?"
"ME! HARRY!"
"Oh. Okay. Um ... truth."
::cough:: "CHICKEN." ::cough::
"Shut up, Ferret Boy. Now, ask away, Harry."
"Who do you fancy?"
::gasp:: "HARRY!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!"
"You fancy Harry?"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
--bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhirr--
"Hey, my Sneakoscope's going off ... HERMIONE YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO FAIR!!!"
"You can't lie in truth or dare Hermione. Who do you like?"
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!"
"Wanna bet?" ::pulls out wand::
"ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I'LL TALK!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!! There's no getting out of this is there?"
(everyone) "No."
" OKAYILIKEHARRYMYTURNNOWRONTRUTHORDARE?!?!"
::oO::
"Say it again slower."
"Okay-I-like-Harry-my-turn-now-Ron-truth-or-dare??!!!!!!!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!"
"SHUT UP, FERRET BOY!!!!!!!"
"You fancy ME?!?!"
"IT'S RON'S TURN NOW, TRUTH OR DARE?!?!?!?!" ::beet red::
::snicker::
"SHUT UP!"
"I'm not afraid. Dare."
"I dare you to snog Malfoy."
::oO:: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!"
"You heard me now GO!!!!!"
"NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO WAY AM I LETTING THE WEASEL COME NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!"
"IT'S THE RULES!!!!!!!! NOW GET GOING!!!!!!!!!"
"But – but HERMIONE!!!!! You can't possibly – NO!!!!!!"
"You have to, mate."
"Or what???!!!?!?!"
"Or I let Luna give you a makeover, Ron Weasley!"
::oO::
"Come on."
"Nooooooooooo!!!"
"RULES ARE RULES!!!!!!!! NOW GO AND GET SNOGGING, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!"
::oO::
"Whoa."
::beet red:: "Hey!!! Look at what I just had to do!!!!!! If I have to do THAT, then RON has to snog HIM!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, speaking of which, how long have you fancied me?"
"OH BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeesh. Thought you LIKED me."
::gets up:: "All right, all right, I'm going."
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(everyone) "Shut up, Ferret Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You have NO SAY in this!!!!!!!!!!! It was MY dare and I dared RON!!!!!!!!! Now, go on, Ron, get!!!!"
::red faced:: "Fine." ::kisses Malfoy on cheek::
"AWWWWWWWW, GROOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"... So. You fancy me."
"Will you stop SAYING IT???!!!!"
"No, I'm rather enjoying it."
"HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::grins::
::glares::
::furious wiping noises::
"Oh, that was THE most disgusting thing I've EVER done."
"YOU??!!!! What about ME??!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLECCHHHH!!!"
"Oh, shut up, Ferret Boy. No one asked you."
::snicker::
"Shut up, Harry."
::snicker::
"UGH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ugh INDEED."
"Shut up, Ferret Boy."
"Okay, it's Ron's turn now. Ron, go."
"Harry, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Snog Hermione."
"WHAT?!?!?!"
"You said dare, mate." ::grins::
::beet red:: "But – but –" ::sputters::
"Are all the dares from now on going to involve snogging?"
"SHUT UP, FERRET BOY!!!!!"
"I should HOPE not."
"Well, Harry? Go on!"
"NO!!!!!!"
"Oh, just do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It won't be that bad!!! For god's sake, I had to snog FERRET BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DON'T REMIND ME, WEAS–"
"Shut up, Ferret Boy."
"Well, are you going to follow through with the dare or not, mate?"
::grumbles::
"Do I HAVE to??"
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go on, Potter."
"Shut up, Ferret Boy."
"Hermione, you've been awfully quiet lately. What's up?"
"NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!" ::beet red::
"Ohhh, you're nervous about snogging Harry, eh?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!!!!"
"Oh, so you're NOT nervous, then?"
"SHUT UP, RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::grins:: "Go on, then."
"How long?"
"How long what?"
"How long do we have to SNOG, dammit??!!!"
"Oh. Heh heh heh. Ahh ... thirty seconds."
"WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You have to. I dared you!!!! It's the RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"This one I've got to see."
"Too bad it's pitch black in here, then, Ferret Boy."
"Get on with it, you two!!!!!!!!!!"
::kissing noises::
"Wish I could see. This should be interesting."
"Shut up and listen then, Ferret Boy."
::more kissing noises::
"Okay, thirty seconds are up."
::more kissing noises::
"GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thirty seconds were up ten seconds ago!!!"
"Oh. Heh. Whoops." ::grins::
::blushes:: "You never said when the thirty seconds were up, Ron."
"Ohhh, yes I did. Didn't I, Ferret Boy?"
"Much as I HATE to agree with you, Weasel, you DID say it."
"Shut up, Ferret Boy!!!"
"He speaks the truth for once, Harry. You two snogged for ten whole seconds AFTER I said you could stop!!!" ::grins::
"Oh, shut up Ron."
"Oh, shut up Ron."
"Jeez!!! Now you're even saying the same thing at the same time!!!"
"Shut UP, Ron!!!"
"Anyway, it's my turn again now. Ferret Boy, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Hmmm ... I dare you to ... recite two lines from Shakespeare."
"Who's Shakespeare?"
"HAH!!!!!!!!!!! If you can't do it, you must face the consequences!!!"
"Ah, come on, Potter!! It's not MY fault I don't know it!!!"
"PAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rubbish!! Everyone knows who Shakespeare is, Ferret Boy!"
"Exactly. Thank you, 'Mione."
::blush::
"You're probably blushing now, aren't you?"
"SHUT UP RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::snicker::
"Go on then, Ferret Boy. If you can't, then you have to snog Ron again."
"HEY!!!!!!"
"HA- RRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ::glares furiously::
"Heh heh heh."
"All right all right I might have heard something once ..." ::clears throat:: "Ahem. Uh ... Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Refuse thy father and deny my name. Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I'll no longer be a Capulet. Or something. Right?"
"HEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!! You were reciting Juliet's lines ... HAHAHA!!"
::shrug:: "I dunno. Sounds good. Your turn, then, Ferret Boy."
"EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Payback time. Potter, truth or dare?"
"Ah ... dare."
"Snog the Weasel."
"WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO MORE SNOGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Too bad. If you don't, you have to snog the Mudblood."
"Now THAT I wouldn't mind doing."
::blush:: ::giggle::
::kissing noises::
"This isn't working out as I'd hoped."
"Don't worry, Ferret Boy. They'll be done soon."
::more kissing noises::
"I think."
::more kissing noises:
"Uh, Harry? 'Mione?"
::more kissing noises::
"Ahh ... guys?"
::more kissing noises::
"KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"How big is this closet?"
"How random of you, Harry."
"Thanks, Ron. Now, how big is it?"
"It's pretty small."
"No one asked YOU, Ferret Boy."
"But –"
"ANY-way, how big is it?"
::gets up and walks to one end:: "Here's one end ..." ::walks to the other end:: "Huh. It's pretty big, actually!! How odd."
"Oh, good. Now, you and Ferret Boy go sit at THAT end, and 'Mione and I can sit at THIS end." ::moves to one end::
"Um ... Harry?"
"What?"
"I DON'T WANT TO SIT WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh. Oh well."
::kissing noises::
"Ah, damn."
Hello, everyone. New chapter up. I hope you find it funny. I sure as hell did writing it. Hehehe. ;)
Enjoy!
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"Hey, I have an idea, let's play truth or dare."
"Hey, I have an idea, let's not."
"OHH DIS!!!!!!"
"Okay Ron ..."
"Can I play too?"
"No, Ferret Boy!"
"Hey! It's my game, I say who plays!"
"Well, can I, then?"
"... Yes."
"Sit over here, 'Mione, don't let Malfoy molest you."
"I take that offensively."
"Serves you right."
"Bookworm."
"Prat."
"PLEASE shut up? Please? I'm only asking ..."
::glares:: "Fine. But only if HE does too."
::glares:: "Only if you do first!"
"You first!"
::sigh::
"Can we play now?"
"Shut up! No one asked you, Ferret Boy. But YES, we can. Okay, I'll go first. Hermione, truth or dare?"
...
"HERMIONE, TRUTH OR DARE?!?!"
"What?"
::rolls eyes:: "WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!"
::stares dreamily into space:: "I was lost in those big beautiful eyes ... OH CRAP did I say that out LOUD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
::everyone nods::
::blushing like mad:: "Well, it was just a daydream. It could have been ... HEDWIG'S eyes I was lost in."
"You have a crush on my owl?"
"Oh, bloody hell, Hermione, truth or dare?!"
"From who?"
"ME! HARRY!"
"Oh. Okay. Um ... truth."
::cough:: "CHICKEN." ::cough::
"Shut up, Ferret Boy. Now, ask away, Harry."
"Who do you fancy?"
::gasp:: "HARRY!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!"
"You fancy Harry?"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
--bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhirr--
"Hey, my Sneakoscope's going off ... HERMIONE YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO FAIR!!!"
"You can't lie in truth or dare Hermione. Who do you like?"
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!"
"Wanna bet?" ::pulls out wand::
"ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I'LL TALK!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!! There's no getting out of this is there?"
(everyone) "No."
" OKAYILIKEHARRYMYTURNNOWRONTRUTHORDARE?!?!"
::oO::
"Say it again slower."
"Okay-I-like-Harry-my-turn-now-Ron-truth-or-dare??!!!!!!!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!"
"SHUT UP, FERRET BOY!!!!!!!"
"You fancy ME?!?!"
"IT'S RON'S TURN NOW, TRUTH OR DARE?!?!?!?!" ::beet red::
::snicker::
"SHUT UP!"
"I'm not afraid. Dare."
"I dare you to snog Malfoy."
::oO:: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!"
"You heard me now GO!!!!!"
"NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO WAY AM I LETTING THE WEASEL COME NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!"
"IT'S THE RULES!!!!!!!! NOW GET GOING!!!!!!!!!"
"But – but HERMIONE!!!!! You can't possibly – NO!!!!!!"
"You have to, mate."
"Or what???!!!?!?!"
"Or I let Luna give you a makeover, Ron Weasley!"
::oO::
"Come on."
"Nooooooooooo!!!"
"RULES ARE RULES!!!!!!!! NOW GO AND GET SNOGGING, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!"
::oO::
"Whoa."
::beet red:: "Hey!!! Look at what I just had to do!!!!!! If I have to do THAT, then RON has to snog HIM!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, speaking of which, how long have you fancied me?"
"OH BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeesh. Thought you LIKED me."
::gets up:: "All right, all right, I'm going."
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(everyone) "Shut up, Ferret Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You have NO SAY in this!!!!!!!!!!! It was MY dare and I dared RON!!!!!!!!! Now, go on, Ron, get!!!!"
::red faced:: "Fine." ::kisses Malfoy on cheek::
"AWWWWWWWW, GROOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"... So. You fancy me."
"Will you stop SAYING IT???!!!!"
"No, I'm rather enjoying it."
"HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::grins::
::glares::
::furious wiping noises::
"Oh, that was THE most disgusting thing I've EVER done."
"YOU??!!!! What about ME??!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLECCHHHH!!!"
"Oh, shut up, Ferret Boy. No one asked you."
::snicker::
"Shut up, Harry."
::snicker::
"UGH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ugh INDEED."
"Shut up, Ferret Boy."
"Okay, it's Ron's turn now. Ron, go."
"Harry, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Snog Hermione."
"WHAT?!?!?!"
"You said dare, mate." ::grins::
::beet red:: "But – but –" ::sputters::
"Are all the dares from now on going to involve snogging?"
"SHUT UP, FERRET BOY!!!!!"
"I should HOPE not."
"Well, Harry? Go on!"
"NO!!!!!!"
"Oh, just do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It won't be that bad!!! For god's sake, I had to snog FERRET BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DON'T REMIND ME, WEAS–"
"Shut up, Ferret Boy."
"Well, are you going to follow through with the dare or not, mate?"
::grumbles::
"Do I HAVE to??"
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go on, Potter."
"Shut up, Ferret Boy."
"Hermione, you've been awfully quiet lately. What's up?"
"NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!" ::beet red::
"Ohhh, you're nervous about snogging Harry, eh?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!!!!"
"Oh, so you're NOT nervous, then?"
"SHUT UP, RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::grins:: "Go on, then."
"How long?"
"How long what?"
"How long do we have to SNOG, dammit??!!!"
"Oh. Heh heh heh. Ahh ... thirty seconds."
"WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You have to. I dared you!!!! It's the RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"This one I've got to see."
"Too bad it's pitch black in here, then, Ferret Boy."
"Get on with it, you two!!!!!!!!!!"
::kissing noises::
"Wish I could see. This should be interesting."
"Shut up and listen then, Ferret Boy."
::more kissing noises::
"Okay, thirty seconds are up."
::more kissing noises::
"GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thirty seconds were up ten seconds ago!!!"
"Oh. Heh. Whoops." ::grins::
::blushes:: "You never said when the thirty seconds were up, Ron."
"Ohhh, yes I did. Didn't I, Ferret Boy?"
"Much as I HATE to agree with you, Weasel, you DID say it."
"Shut up, Ferret Boy!!!"
"He speaks the truth for once, Harry. You two snogged for ten whole seconds AFTER I said you could stop!!!" ::grins::
"Oh, shut up Ron."
"Oh, shut up Ron."
"Jeez!!! Now you're even saying the same thing at the same time!!!"
"Shut UP, Ron!!!"
"Anyway, it's my turn again now. Ferret Boy, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Hmmm ... I dare you to ... recite two lines from Shakespeare."
"Who's Shakespeare?"
"HAH!!!!!!!!!!! If you can't do it, you must face the consequences!!!"
"Ah, come on, Potter!! It's not MY fault I don't know it!!!"
"PAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rubbish!! Everyone knows who Shakespeare is, Ferret Boy!"
"Exactly. Thank you, 'Mione."
::blush::
"You're probably blushing now, aren't you?"
"SHUT UP RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::snicker::
"Go on then, Ferret Boy. If you can't, then you have to snog Ron again."
"HEY!!!!!!"
"HA- RRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ::glares furiously::
"Heh heh heh."
"All right all right I might have heard something once ..." ::clears throat:: "Ahem. Uh ... Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Refuse thy father and deny my name. Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I'll no longer be a Capulet. Or something. Right?"
"HEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!! You were reciting Juliet's lines ... HAHAHA!!"
::shrug:: "I dunno. Sounds good. Your turn, then, Ferret Boy."
"EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Payback time. Potter, truth or dare?"
"Ah ... dare."
"Snog the Weasel."
"WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO MORE SNOGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Too bad. If you don't, you have to snog the Mudblood."
"Now THAT I wouldn't mind doing."
::blush:: ::giggle::
::kissing noises::
"This isn't working out as I'd hoped."
"Don't worry, Ferret Boy. They'll be done soon."
::more kissing noises::
"I think."
::more kissing noises:
"Uh, Harry? 'Mione?"
::more kissing noises::
"Ahh ... guys?"
::more kissing noises::
"KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"How big is this closet?"
"How random of you, Harry."
"Thanks, Ron. Now, how big is it?"
"It's pretty small."
"No one asked YOU, Ferret Boy."
"But –"
"ANY-way, how big is it?"
::gets up and walks to one end:: "Here's one end ..." ::walks to the other end:: "Huh. It's pretty big, actually!! How odd."
"Oh, good. Now, you and Ferret Boy go sit at THAT end, and 'Mione and I can sit at THIS end." ::moves to one end::
"Um ... Harry?"
"What?"
"I DON'T WANT TO SIT WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh. Oh well."
::kissing noises::
"Ah, damn."