Yay!! I got reviews from my two favorite readers(you know who you are)! I'm happy now. Anyway, sorry that this chapter is a little late, I've been busy and haven't used the computer much. However, here it is. Enjoy!
The Corrupt Namek
Chapter IV
The Ginyu Force went to one city and the Saiyajins to another. The Ginyu Force went to a crowded street corner and Recoome shouted, "Get your Namek Grass. The best stuff around. We'll hook you up good."
They got some business, but it was hard to get people to buy from ALL of them. Threats would also be thrown at people to force them to buy. Within an hour none other then Guldo made the most, which was 600 dollars. Eventually people arrived less and less. A cop came by them and saw what they were doing.
"Hey, you can't sell that stuff! It's illegal!" the cop shouted.
"Shut the fuck up," Recoome replied, and kicked the cop. The officer flew off from the attack and was never seen again. They all laughed and started walking around to sell some more.
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Nappa and Radditz had a bit more progress. People mainly seemed interested in buying from Nappa. Why? Who knows. They both would instill force to achieve a sell, but by the time it was two hours Nappa had made 800 dollars and Radditz made 500. They decided to report to Piccolo to see what the Namek had to say. Maybe he would let them in anyway?
When they got back to Piccolo's roof the Ginyu Force was already there standing around Piccolo. They each gave Piccolo the cash they earned.
"Well, it looks like everyone but one of you is a fucking failure," Piccolo told them.
"Who succeeded?" Burter asked.
"The four-eyed midget freak right there," Piccolo said pointing to Guldo.
Guldo looked quite happy. Everyone else eyed him with anger.
"Well Guldo, welcome to my wonderful organization," Piccolo said.
Guldo jumped in the air happily. "Yes! Finally something good happens to me!"
"Now the rest of you failures can get the fuck off my roof," Piccolo said to the others.
The rest walked away grumbling amongst themselves.
"Where will we go?" Jeice asked Piccolo.
"I don't know. Go start a cab business or something."
Jeice shrugged at the strange advice and left with the others. When they were gone Piccolo turned to Guldo. "Good job. Now, I want you to sell some more."
"Immediately, Mr. Piccolo," Guldo replied.
Piccolo gave him a bag of weed.
"Remember," Piccolo said. "Sell it for expensive prices. Don't fuck up."
Guldo nodded and left. A few minutes later Gohan arrived from his college.
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Krillen was STILL at the porch wondering what to do with the weed. He didn't know whether he was supposed to eat it our not. He was still wondering when Gohan showed up.
"Hey Gohan," Krillen greeted.
"What's that?" Gohan asked pointing to the weed.
"I don't know. Piccolo gave it to me."
Hearing that name sent a chill through Gohan. "I see. Well, a fellow student gave me some mushrooms for doing his work. I'm gonna go inside and eat them."
"Sure Gohan, you do that."
Krillen didn't find it strange that someone had given Gohan mushrooms of all the things for doing their work. Gohan didn't either.
After Gohan went inside Vegeta arrived. He walked up to Krillen and asked, "Where's Kakarot?"
"He's over there sleeping," Krillen said pointing to where Goku was on the ground.
"He must have been really tired," Vegeta replied, and turned back to Krillen. "I see you have a bag of weed."
"Weed?"
"Yeah, the stuff you have in your hand."
"This is called weed?"
"As a matter of fact it is. Never smoked weed before?"
"Can't say that I have."
Vegeta grabbed a chair and sat next to Krillen. "Well then baldy, I'll show you how it's done!"
The Saiyajin pulled out some zigs and proceeded to roll the weed into the paper.
"So you smoke this stuff?" Krillen asked.
"That's right."
"Heh, I was getting ready to eat it."
Vegeta glanced at him but continued to roll. He rolled some more joints and soon all the weed had been rolled. "Prepare for a great time, chrome dome," Vegeta said.
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It didn't take long for Krillen to figure it out (although he coughed like a motherfucker each hit). He was high after the first hit but continued to smoke with Vegeta.
"I've never, uh, quite felt like this before," Krillen said.
"I bet."
Krillen looked around and noticed details he'd never seen before. Everything looked so much better and interesting then before. Whenever something moved he saw an insane after image. He was a very interesting state right now, but he wasn't calm. Krillen continued to look over his shoulders and he thought he heard sounds that didn't exist. Vegeta also said stuff to him but he didn't always understand it. Eventually he no longer coughed per hit. He felt like he was going crazy, but not as crazy as Gohan was about to become. . . .
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Well, that's it for Chapter IV. Not as long as the rest, but I still hope you enjoyed it!
