Okay, onward to the second chappie! And thanks to my reviewers!!!
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Harry woke up the next morning to find an owl pecking him hard on his shoulder. He mumbled, "Get off me, you dumb thing!"
The owl continued to peck him, though much harder. Harry finally realized that this was the Daily Prophet owl. He reached onto the floor, and grabbed some change, which he gave to the owl. The owl dropped the paper on his lap and left.
Harry looked at the front page of the Prophet, and found an article on the election race for Minister. Dumbledore had been nominated for Minister, and so had Fudge. Harry hoped Fudge wouldn't be minister, though he doubted Dumbledore would want to be minister.
He threw the newspaper across the room, just as Hermione walked in carrying all of her new books, quills, and ink. The paper hit her; right on the head, and she dropped all of her new things. The ink spread all over everything!
"Harry..."
Author's Note: The following scene includes severe violence and harsh language, which I will not let you read. If I did let you read it, I would have to change this rating from PG-13 to R. So I will not let you read that scene...
Harry walked downstairs, with a huge knot on the top of his head where Hermione had hit him. He also kept itching himself, because Hermione had put a scratching spell on him.
Mrs. Weasley immediately ran to Harry and screeched, "Harry! Hermione! You're going to be late! Go get your bags, HURRY!" She chased them back upstairs, with Ron following her, trying to get past her.
They got their things, and hurried towards the front yard, where the Knight Bus would be waiting for them. They got to the Knight Bus, and went inside, heading towards King's Cross (whatever it's named). When they got off the bus, Harry's head had at least ten more bruises from slamming against the window of the bus.
Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Ginny, all got onto Platform 7 ¾, and hurried towards the blue train which read: Camp 7 ¾ Express. Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Ron all boarded the train and they were off.
"I don't see many Hogwarts students," commented Hermione, as she looked into the compartments of the trains. The trio and Ginny agreed, most of the students looked like they were from Elbury Academy. Ginny found a compartment with Luna, Colin, and another girl, and left the trio.
Finally Harry, Hermione, and Ron found an empty train compartment, and so they got in there.
"Well," started Ron, "so far we know 5 students including ourselves. Wonderful."
"Why didn't Dumbledore just put all the Gryffindors with the Gryffindors, and the Slytherins with the Slytherins?" asked Harry stupidly, while twirling his wand around his fingers.
"Because he wants us to get to know students from other schools, who have different learning techniques," answered Hermione, in a prissy voice. Harry and Ron stared at her open-mouthed. She held up a book, which read: Camp 7 ¾, A History.
"They have one of those already?" asked Ron and Harry at the same time.
"Yep. It talks about all the teachers and..."
"WHO'S THE POTION'S TEACHER!?!" asked Harry.
"Um... Professor Denton, or something..."
"YES!" shouted Harry and Ron, grinning wildly. Then they stood up and started singing "The wicked witch is dead," happily.
Hermione laughed, "Snape isn't dead, he's just not teaching at our camp!" Harry and Ron continued their song anyway, and someone entered their compartment.
"If you want any food, there is a candy shop down the hall, first compartment on the train," grumbled an older lady with gray hair. The trio nodded, and they all started towards the candy shop.
When they got there, they found about 1000 different types of candy, some of it was muggle, and some of it was wizard. Harry grabbed about 20 chocolate frogs, along with 2 packs of Bertie Botts Beans, 10 Mars bars, and much more. As soon as he paid for all of the candy, he opened up one of his chocolate frogs.
The chocolate frog immediately jumped onto Harry's head, and started to pry at Harry's hair. "AHH! BUGGER OFF!" shouted Harry. Everyone turned towards him in the compartment, and Ron's face turned pale.
"Bloody hell, Harry, what's your frog doing?" asked Ron, as he tried getting the frog off of Harry's head. Some of the students started laughing, and one of the students just fell on the floor, he was laughing so hard.
The chocolate frog then crawled onto Harry's nose, and started tugging hard. Harry yelped, and started trying to hit it off.
"All right, Harry... hold still," said Ron nervously, as he raised his wand, pointing it towards Harry's nose.
"Ron... please don't..."
"Accio Chocolate Frog!" shouted Ron. However, instead of the chocolate frog coming off of Harry's nose, all of the chocolate frogs in the shop started hurling themselves at Ron. Everyone started screaming and ran out of the room.
Harry's nose was really starting to hurt by now. Finally he just yanked the dumb frog off, and ate it. He then walked out of the room angrily towards his train compartment. Ron had already left, and so had Hermione.
As he walked down the hall, everyone laughed at him, pointing towards his nose. Harry didn't know what all this was about, I mean, the chocolate frog thing wasn't that funny...
He entered his compartment, and Hermione and Ron started laughing hard. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" shouted Harry, at the top of his lungs.
"BLIMEY, HARRY, you don't know what you look like?" snickered Ron. Harry shook his head.
"Look in the mirror, Harry," whispered Hermione as she handed Harry a small mirror.
Harry screamed.
His nose was as bright as a tomato. He couldn't believe it. Everyone was now going to remember Harry as the tomato-nose boy. And EVERYONE had seen it... at least he hoped not everyone had seen it...
"Hermione, can you make my nose normal again?" moaned Harry.
"Um... there isn't a spell... I'm sorry," said Hermione, trying to hide a laugh.
"WELL THEN! I'LL JUST BE KNOWN AS RUDOLPH," shouted Harry, and he slumped back onto his seat. He started eating all his candy, except the chocolate frogs, which he threw out the window.
"WE HAVE REACHED CAMP 7 ¾!" shouted a voice overhead. Harry, Hermione, and Ron grabbed their stuff, and headed out the compartment. Harry's nose was still bright red...
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Okay, I think this chappie was funny... pleez review!
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Harry woke up the next morning to find an owl pecking him hard on his shoulder. He mumbled, "Get off me, you dumb thing!"
The owl continued to peck him, though much harder. Harry finally realized that this was the Daily Prophet owl. He reached onto the floor, and grabbed some change, which he gave to the owl. The owl dropped the paper on his lap and left.
Harry looked at the front page of the Prophet, and found an article on the election race for Minister. Dumbledore had been nominated for Minister, and so had Fudge. Harry hoped Fudge wouldn't be minister, though he doubted Dumbledore would want to be minister.
He threw the newspaper across the room, just as Hermione walked in carrying all of her new books, quills, and ink. The paper hit her; right on the head, and she dropped all of her new things. The ink spread all over everything!
"Harry..."
Author's Note: The following scene includes severe violence and harsh language, which I will not let you read. If I did let you read it, I would have to change this rating from PG-13 to R. So I will not let you read that scene...
Harry walked downstairs, with a huge knot on the top of his head where Hermione had hit him. He also kept itching himself, because Hermione had put a scratching spell on him.
Mrs. Weasley immediately ran to Harry and screeched, "Harry! Hermione! You're going to be late! Go get your bags, HURRY!" She chased them back upstairs, with Ron following her, trying to get past her.
They got their things, and hurried towards the front yard, where the Knight Bus would be waiting for them. They got to the Knight Bus, and went inside, heading towards King's Cross (whatever it's named). When they got off the bus, Harry's head had at least ten more bruises from slamming against the window of the bus.
Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Ginny, all got onto Platform 7 ¾, and hurried towards the blue train which read: Camp 7 ¾ Express. Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Ron all boarded the train and they were off.
"I don't see many Hogwarts students," commented Hermione, as she looked into the compartments of the trains. The trio and Ginny agreed, most of the students looked like they were from Elbury Academy. Ginny found a compartment with Luna, Colin, and another girl, and left the trio.
Finally Harry, Hermione, and Ron found an empty train compartment, and so they got in there.
"Well," started Ron, "so far we know 5 students including ourselves. Wonderful."
"Why didn't Dumbledore just put all the Gryffindors with the Gryffindors, and the Slytherins with the Slytherins?" asked Harry stupidly, while twirling his wand around his fingers.
"Because he wants us to get to know students from other schools, who have different learning techniques," answered Hermione, in a prissy voice. Harry and Ron stared at her open-mouthed. She held up a book, which read: Camp 7 ¾, A History.
"They have one of those already?" asked Ron and Harry at the same time.
"Yep. It talks about all the teachers and..."
"WHO'S THE POTION'S TEACHER!?!" asked Harry.
"Um... Professor Denton, or something..."
"YES!" shouted Harry and Ron, grinning wildly. Then they stood up and started singing "The wicked witch is dead," happily.
Hermione laughed, "Snape isn't dead, he's just not teaching at our camp!" Harry and Ron continued their song anyway, and someone entered their compartment.
"If you want any food, there is a candy shop down the hall, first compartment on the train," grumbled an older lady with gray hair. The trio nodded, and they all started towards the candy shop.
When they got there, they found about 1000 different types of candy, some of it was muggle, and some of it was wizard. Harry grabbed about 20 chocolate frogs, along with 2 packs of Bertie Botts Beans, 10 Mars bars, and much more. As soon as he paid for all of the candy, he opened up one of his chocolate frogs.
The chocolate frog immediately jumped onto Harry's head, and started to pry at Harry's hair. "AHH! BUGGER OFF!" shouted Harry. Everyone turned towards him in the compartment, and Ron's face turned pale.
"Bloody hell, Harry, what's your frog doing?" asked Ron, as he tried getting the frog off of Harry's head. Some of the students started laughing, and one of the students just fell on the floor, he was laughing so hard.
The chocolate frog then crawled onto Harry's nose, and started tugging hard. Harry yelped, and started trying to hit it off.
"All right, Harry... hold still," said Ron nervously, as he raised his wand, pointing it towards Harry's nose.
"Ron... please don't..."
"Accio Chocolate Frog!" shouted Ron. However, instead of the chocolate frog coming off of Harry's nose, all of the chocolate frogs in the shop started hurling themselves at Ron. Everyone started screaming and ran out of the room.
Harry's nose was really starting to hurt by now. Finally he just yanked the dumb frog off, and ate it. He then walked out of the room angrily towards his train compartment. Ron had already left, and so had Hermione.
As he walked down the hall, everyone laughed at him, pointing towards his nose. Harry didn't know what all this was about, I mean, the chocolate frog thing wasn't that funny...
He entered his compartment, and Hermione and Ron started laughing hard. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" shouted Harry, at the top of his lungs.
"BLIMEY, HARRY, you don't know what you look like?" snickered Ron. Harry shook his head.
"Look in the mirror, Harry," whispered Hermione as she handed Harry a small mirror.
Harry screamed.
His nose was as bright as a tomato. He couldn't believe it. Everyone was now going to remember Harry as the tomato-nose boy. And EVERYONE had seen it... at least he hoped not everyone had seen it...
"Hermione, can you make my nose normal again?" moaned Harry.
"Um... there isn't a spell... I'm sorry," said Hermione, trying to hide a laugh.
"WELL THEN! I'LL JUST BE KNOWN AS RUDOLPH," shouted Harry, and he slumped back onto his seat. He started eating all his candy, except the chocolate frogs, which he threw out the window.
"WE HAVE REACHED CAMP 7 ¾!" shouted a voice overhead. Harry, Hermione, and Ron grabbed their stuff, and headed out the compartment. Harry's nose was still bright red...
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Okay, I think this chappie was funny... pleez review!