Note: before you read this you must have read the Artemis Fowl series, seen The Terminator, heard of Area 51 or else this story won't make ANY sense, even though it probably won't make ANY sense anyway. If it does, you're insane and really, really annoying.

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Chapter 1 Some chapter with some crappy name

Ops Booth, Police Plaza, Lower Elements

'Foaly, Let me in!' Screamed Commander Root, Nickname Beetroot.

The centaur jumped right out of his specially modified swivel chair.

'Oh, sorry Commander.'

'What were you doing?'

'Umm, Sleeping....'

'Well don't'

'But I'm bored. Do you know how boring this is? All I've got to do is watch a few cases of smuggling by the B'wa Kell.'

'Well, find something. By the way Holly's been looking for something to do. You two could do something together or something.'

Root walked out of the Operations booth muttering something under his breath, something that sounded a bit like 'Stupid Idiots'

'Now back to dreaming' thought Foaly, when suddenly he had an idea.

'He he he' He thought

'Oh Commander. I got an idea.'

Fowl Manor

Artemis Fowl was eating breakfast when there was a knock on the door.

'Can you get it mother?' He said, just before realizing that his parents were in America for six weeks

'Butler' He called. 'Get the door, please.' But there was no reply, so Artemis went looking for him. Artemis found Butler in the hallway talking to a little ugly man in a FedEx suit. In seeing Artemis, he said

'Here, look at this CD. You'll thank me afterwards'

'I doubt it, anyway it is most probably contains a virus'

'Fine then, I'll do it.'

Artemis sat down and read everything on the CD, as soon as he'd finished he simply said

'Hello Mulch. Which bank do you want to rob first?'

Police Plaza, Lower Elements

Holly was sitting down eating her Bc Fonalds Small Bac and Hies, when Commander Root's voice crackled over the intercom

'Captain Holly Short, repeat Captain Holly Short report to Ops booth now!'

'Owe, Crud'

'Now, Short'

Holly strolled into the Ops booth still eating her Bc Fonalds Small Bac and Hies.

'Short.' Commander Rot was there 'Where the hell were you?'

'Eating my lunch. Commander.'

'Anyway.' Interrupted Foaly 'I've been looking at the Fowl cameras, and it seems Mud-Boy's got his memory back.'

'How?' Asked Holly

'Look'

On the screen there was Mulch, handing Artemis a disk, which he inserted into his CD drive.

'I'll go check it out' said Holly 'I'll see if I can catch Mulch while I'm at it'