Chapter 3, Revenge Holly's Place

'Ok.' Said Holly through a mouthful of Fizza (Fizza is fairy pizza. Pronounced

F-izzer) 'Tomorrow we steal some of Foaly's new undetectable cameras.'

'Then, I break into Foaly's house, you can't because it's against the Book, and plant the cameras.' Replied Artemis

'Then we watch, and show people, the tapes with anything goofy on them.'

'Yep.'

Police Plaza, Lower Elements

The next day Foaly was trotting into the Ops booth when he noticed that the steel laser-proof doors were open. Foaly thought that Commander Root must have looked at his new C64L cameras.

The C64L cameras were completely undetectable by even Foaly's sensors, were so small that you could hide one in someone's shirt and they wouldn't even notice. They ran on heat, ideally used for spying on rooms, and organic things. The only problem was getting them in place.

Foaly couldn't find his precious cameras. Someone must have taken them.

'Commander Root' called Foaly over the intercom 'Someone's nicked my C64L cameras.'

'Alright I'll get right on it'

Then there was the sound of a radio frequency being chanced and then...

'Has anybody seen a person besides Foaly in the Ops booth.' Blared Root over the loudspeaker

'Yeah, I saw Holly leaving there' said a voice that sounded a bit like Grouble Kelp, Trouble Kelp's brother.

'Hey, shut up' said Trouble

'Owwwwww' said a voice 'Trouble likes Short, Trouble likes Short'

Then came the sound of a fight and a lot of swearing.

Commander Root's voice came over the Ops booth intercom

'Who do you think it was?'

'Holly, obviously'

'Just don't tell her.... You know my plan.'

Foaly's Place

Artemis was planting the C64L cameras in the places he thought would be the most incriminating. Soon he had planted all the cameras in the kitchen and bedroom. One camera was next to the fridge, Artemis also found that the cameras had tiny microphones. The microphones were about as big as pinheads as and almost unnoticeable. The next camera was placed in Foaly's workshop, right in the sweeper, a trick he had learnt from Opal Koboi. In the last camera, using Foaly's tools, took out the microphone and put it in the hall between his bathroom, in case he sang in the shower, and his bedroom, in case he sleep talked.

Holly's Place

'Did ya do it?' Asked Holly

'Yeah, 3 cameras and I discovered that they have microphones on them as well'

'Did ya put some of them in?' asked Holly

'Yeah'

11:00 PM

'Hee hee, he sings in the shower' said Artemis. He was watching Foaly.

'Ew, you planted cameras in his shower' said Holly

'No. Just the microphone.'

Foaly was singing a song which, by the sound of it, he ripped off some non-famous human band

You got a great car

And I'm glad you like mine two

Because our show is pretty cool

Catch ya

'Ha ha' laughed Holly 'He is so not good at singing'

Meanwhile Foaly was still singing

Cause I like you

Yeah I like

And I feel some bohemian like you

And I feel wohoow

Holly and Artemis laughed so much they fainted

8:19 AM

'Come on, we got to get to Police Plaza before Foaly...'Said Holly

'So we can give out the copied tapes, I know.' Replied Artemis

'Well then, hurry up.'

Police Plaza, Lower Elements

'Commander Root to Foaly squad, Commander Root to Foaly squad. Are you in position? Asked Root over the intercom

'Affirmative, Commander, but why we have to arrest Holly?' Retorted the squad leader

'Cause she stole the new C64L series cameras'

'Says who?'

'Me, that's who.'

'Fine'

The squad leader knew better than to argue with Root, after all, he had gone to Russia and survived being on the Mayak Chemical Train, which was full to the brim with uranium

Downtown Haven, the Lower Elements

Holly was running to start her car, when she noticed some glass on a window was out of place

'Oh no'

They were also late, and in a lot of trouble

'Artemis, prepared to be arrested'

'Why?'

'Were late'

'You get arrested for being late?'

'No. We stole the cameras, remember'

As soon as Holly took a step in Police Plaza 50.0000001 officers pounced on her and Artemis was pounced on by 0.99999999. They were quickly chloroformed by 50.099999, No, um, 1004.0055555, no, um, e, ar, many people.