Disclaimer: Copy and paste x1000... I do not own Naruto. If I did... well, it wouldn't be called Naruto. It would be called... Neji. XD Anyways... don't mind my insanity...

"Thank you"'s to animeEvivvErz, Magicians of Yami, Cuito, and AnimeFreakPerson for coming back and reading my chapters! And big hugs to Rekino and Chibihatsuharu for coming and reviewing.

Another note: I'm not too good at describing things. Especially scenes when people spit out blood due to injury. But hey, you'll know what I was talking about, right?

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The girl had come just close enough.

'Now or never.'

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When Neji's palm connected with her gut region, she saw stars and chickens. Then the pain hit her. It hurt like nothing else, a broken arm times a hundred. She kneeled down onto the cement sidewalk and spat out blood. Then she went unconscious, sprawled across the pavement, still holding her dagger.

Tenten's last thought was 'Great, I am going to die.'

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Neji bent down, and took the sharp, dangerous object out of her hand. He shook his head, and checked her pockets as well for more weapons. He wasn't disappointed, there were six throwing stars, two more daggers, and eight weird, sharp objects that looked like spearheads with a handle, and a packet of three smoke bombs.

'So, this is what would've happened if I didn't strike first.' he smirked, amused. Neji pocketed the arsenal, and turned, walking towards the police station. He groaned, and walked back.

'Stupid conscience... I should just leave her here.' Neji thought as he picked up Tenten and tucked her underneath his arm. 'I will positively die if anyone sees me. Now...what do I do with her?'

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Kiba woke with a start...and a terrible headache. He couldn't seem to be see anything...

'Blindfolded!' he thought frantically. He tested his arms and legs. 'And tied up!' He tried to demand what was going on... to find that there was a piece of cloth in his mouth.

'Blindfolded, tied up, and gagged! With a hangover!' he concluded angrily. Kiba squirmed around, trying to loosen his bonds while murmuring curses. He stopped when he heard footsteps coming towards him, only to be slapped hard across the face.

"Stop moving and shut up, will you? It's two in the morning, I'm trying to get some shut eye here!"screeched the hoarse voice in front of him.

Kiba muttered something unintelligible, and his captor wrenched the gag out of his mouth.

"Who are you, why am I tied up? Where are my comrades? How am I going to get to work? When are you going to let me go? Are you going to give me food? More importantly, are you going to feed my dogs?" he spluttered.

Hinata slapped him again, harder.

"I don't give a rat's ass about anything you've asked! Now shut up before I drown you in the tub." she snapped, shoving the cloth back into his mouth.

Kiba whimpered, and kept quiet for the rest of the night. Who knew if she would actually do that, women are so unpredictable.

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Sasuke too, woke up at the unearthly time of two in the morning. Not because of his headache that he had acquired from drinking so much beer, but because of the fact that there was someone pinching his cheeks. [a/n: Face cheeks, you sickos!] Too bad he was blindfolded, tied up, and gagged, or he would be kicking arse already. Sasuke growled slightly, only to have the cheek pincher giggle madly and tweak his nose.

'Help... I'm stuck here with a psychopath...' weeped Sasuke.

Sakura laughed again and played with his hair. "Did anyone tell you that you had beautiful hair? What kind of shampoo do you use?" she started braiding the back part of his hair and continued, "Really, you should have stayed in Japan, bet the Japanese girls loved you. But if you never came, I would have never met you, so maybe it's a good thing."

Sasuke groaned inwardly as Sakura rambled on. He will shave off all of his hair if he gets out alive. His head hurt when he thought... it felt like there were two angry weasels in there trying to get out... and listening to his captor's chatter didn't help.

"-Really, you are the most amazing person I have ever met. I'm so lucky that I got assigned to you. I mean, I would have hated to have to be assigned to that weird drunk guy. That would have sucked. I mean, he was so weird! I think we'll have fun together, Uchiha Sasuke. Really!" she babbled on.

'Shut up before my head explodes. Mighty fine I'll look then. Just kill me now.' he snarled to himself as Sakura continued to play with is hair.

"I know, you probably hate me for tying you up, blindfolding you, and gagging you. You probably have many things to say, but this is all according to the Plan. When we are done, we will have lots of fun, and be able to free you. But until then, you'll just have to deal with this, alright? Oh... you probably have a huge hangover as well... I'll get you some painkillers..."

He rolled his eyes in the blindfold while Sakura tramped off. Finally, she has taken a clue. Moments later, she came back, removed his gag, and before he could say anything, poured some water into his mouth, then popped in a pill.

Swallowing the painkiller, was about to complain some more... when his captor put the the gag back into his mouth. His swears were muffled.

Sakura patted his head. "Good boy."

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Somewhere in Hong Kong, a well known stalker wasn't having any luck. He hung up his phone for the sixteenth time.

"Sakura-chan, my beautiful Sakura-chan! Where are you tonight?" wailed Lee.

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Shikamaru frowned, or tried to, with his gag lodged firmly in his mouth, it was kind of hard to. His 'roomate' snored. Snored very loudly. He shifted around the chair, trying to get comfortable.

'I should have drank more beer... then I wouldn't have had to listen to her.'

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Tenten woke up on a couch. A lumpy, uncomfortable, leather couch. Leather was made of animal skin. Making this connection, she gave out a muted dismayed howl and made an attempt to leap off of the sofa. She failed miserably to get off the animal-made item on two feet, resulting in crashing towards the hard wooden floor.

"Oww..." she mumbled feebly. Tenten tried to get up, but the pain in her stomache and gut area made it impossible to even move without a blinding bolt of "Ouch".

'Great...my face is mashed into wooden floor. Makes my day.' Her thoughts were interrupted by footsteps. She looked up with great effort, to see Hyuuga Neji at the doorway.

'Door... wait, that means I'm in a room... room... apartment. Who's?' All the alchohol that she had consumed finally took effect, and her brain didn't take kindly to it. 'Great, I can't even think now.' She let her head fall back towards the floor.

"Ow."

Neji raised an eyebrow at the strange person that he had picked up from the streets. He took out the wide range of weapons that he had taken from his pockets, and set them on the desk by the door.

"I believe these are yours. When you are well enough to walk over here and get them, you may leave. Your internal organs are minorly damaged, but that is the price of threatening me." he said coldly.

Tenten groaned loudly and tried again to get up.

"Yah, don't help me. There's a big hole in my gut, but no, I'm doing fine, even though it hurts like hell when I move. Nope, stay where you are, no need to assist me." she called out.

"If you say so." he turned around, ready to leave.

Tenten responded through grit teeth, "That was sarcasm. Yes, I do need help getting up, please and thank you."

Smirking, Neji strided over and yanked her back onto the couch by the arm.

"Anything else, your majesty?"

"Yes, where am I?"

"My place. I would have left you, but my conscience kicked in."

"And when can I go?"

"When you can reach your arsenal, and kill me. No. As soon as you're well, I'm taking you to the station."

"As in the police station?" Tenten smiled as she saw him roll his eyes.

"Yes. As in the police station."

"Oh, do you have some blankets?"

"No. Shut up."

"But I'm cold. Shouldn't you at least treat your people in custody with kindness?"

"SHUT UP."

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End of Chapter 5.

Whoa... I spent so much time on this chapter. Anyways, hope you had fun! If there is anything wrong, drop me a comment! (Thanks, AnimeFreakPerson, for your idea about Kakashi, I'll see if it fits with the story later on!)