To whoever asked (forgot, sorry): Chad is really cute.

I will be updating 'The Wizard's Bachelor' either the 15th or 16th.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter series (Duh).

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Harry woke up the next morning to find a huge flyer on the message board surrounded by a few boys. He slid off of his bed and walked over to it. It read:

The Wizard of Oz Try-Outs:

November 15th

Characters needed:

Dorothy Toto Scarecrow Tin Man Lion Wicked Witch of the West Good Witch 20 munchkins 5 flying monkeys 10 for the Wicked Witch's Army Auntie Em Wizard of Oz Tree Professor Marvel A few extras for any missing parts

Crew (Makeup, costume, stage, etc)

Harry laughed as he read it. He had seen the Wizard of Oz at the Dursley's once, and thought it was supposed to be some sort-of joke.

Ron and Nick were looking at it as well.

"Well... too bad the witch has to be a girl, because Matthew would be perfect for it," laughed Nick.

"Chad Hamilton would be perfect for that part as well," said Ron in a low tone.

"So what are we goin' to try out for?" asked Nick.

"Me? I'm not trying out!" said Harry.

"Why not, it'd be cool," said Nick.

"It's not cool to make a fool of yourself," mumbled Harry.

"Well, then that means you're the opposite of cool, Pothead," said Matthew behind him. He and Chris laughed.

"Shut up."

Matthew left the cabin with his friends.

"I'm going to try out," stated Nick firmly.

"What would you be, the tin man?" snickered Ron.

"Well, yeah," blushed Nick.

"I guess I'll try out," shrugged Harry.

"Yeah, I will too," grumbled Ron.

They went down to breakfast, and Hermione rushed up to them. "So are you going to try out?" she asked.

"Yeah," said all the boys in unison.

"Me too, though I'll probably get the Wicked Witch," said Hermione dismally.

"Well, you are one," said Ron, and walked to a table with Hermione following him, looking annoyed. Harry and Nick followed them both as well.

"Why are so mad that I am dating, Chad?" she asked angrily.

"He's older than you!"

"So! Cho was older than Harry!"

"Yeah... but that was different!"

"How is that different, Ronald Weasley?"

"Look, it's just not right for you to date, Chad!"

"WHY THE HELL IS IT NOT RIGHT?" shouted Hermione.

Chad walked up looking confused. "What's going on?"

Ron flushed a bright red and left the Great Tent with Hermione following him. Chad was still standing there, looking very confused. "Um... what just happened?" asked Chad, looking from Nick to Harry.

"Long story, and I would stay out of it," said Nick.

"World War IV has started between Ron and Hermione," stated Harry.

"What happened to World War III?" asked Nick curiously.

"That was last year," said Harry, and he started eating his breakfast.

The next few days with Ron and Hermione were miserable. They yelled at each other all the time, and Chad never understood what was going on. When the day of the tryouts came, everyone was very nervous.

When Harry, Ron, and Nick went down to the Great Tent, Harry noticed that his stalker, Lisa McMillan, was following him. He turned around angrily to ask what the hell she wanted.

"Hi, Harry," she smiled mischievously.

"Um... hi, Lisa."

"What part are you going to tryout for?" asked Lisa, who was taking notes of everything Harry said.

"Um... I don't know really."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

There was a weird pause, and Harry turned his back on Lisa, and they came to the Great Tent, where there was a line on the outside of it. The auditioning was in the Tent, where no one would be able to see you.

Harry waited in line, and Lisa came up to him again.

"I'm doing a biography on you, Harry, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions," smiled Lisa.

"Um... I don-"

"Great, so the first question is: What do you fear most?" asked Lisa eagerly.

Harry looked at her with a stunned face. She's got to be crazy!

Ron had heard the question, and said "Well, dementors of course. If you're such a fan of his, you should know that shit."

Lisa nodded, and wrote that down, while Harry elbowed Ron for saying that. "Um... my next question is do you have any huge crushes?"

"Morgan Carlson," sniggered Nick, who had joined the fun.

"Ok, who are your best friends?"

"Um... Ron, Hermione... Nick," mumbled Harry.

Nick gave Harry an appreciative pat on the back.

"What do you think is your best quality?" asked Lisa.

"Um... quidditch?" asked Harry.

"And your worst quality?"

"Stupidity," snickered Ron and Nick together. Harry turned red. "He always rushes into dumb situations."

Harry realized thankfully that they were getting to the beginning of the line now. Lisa started asking Harry a second question, but Harry just put the 'Silence' curse on her so no sound came from her mouth.

"Next," said Mr. Davidson from inside of the Great Tent. Harry went in. Mr. Davidson was sitting on the stage with a few of the other teachers. "What part are you trying out for, Potter?"

"Um... I was hoping I might try out for the tin man," mumbled Harry.

Mr. Davidson nodded, and gave Harry a script for Harry to read from...

Harry went back to the cabin feeling pleased with himself. He thought he had done fairly well. He hadn't frozen up or anything, and they said he'd done a good job. That had to mean for something, didn't it?

The next morning, there was a list of the results:

The Wizard of Oz Parts:

Dorothy: Hermione Granger Toto: Hank Nicholson Scarecrow: Nick Parker Tin Man: Max Caldwell Lion: Matthew Carter Wicked Witch: Luna Lovegood Good Witch: Cho Chang Munchkins: All first years Flying Monkeys: Harry Potter...

Harry didn't bother reading the rest. YES! He had a part! But... he didn't even try out for a flying monkey... weird. And Nick got to be a scarecrow! And... Hermione? She was the star! Harry laughed as he saw Luna's name under the Wicked Witch. That would be an interesting site to see.

He went down to the Great Tent since Ron and Nick weren't in the cabin anymore.

"Hey, Harry! Wait up!" shouted Neville behind him. Harry waited, and Neville caught up with him. "Congratulations on your part."

"Thanks... did you try out?" asked Harry.

"No, I'm in the crew," said Neville happily. "That means I don't have to memorize any lines."

"Well... I probably won't have to memorize any lines either," smiled Harry. "I have a little part."

"Oh."

They entered the Great Tent, and sat by Ron, Nick, and Hermione.

"I got the main part!" said Hermione happily. "I can't believe it!"

"Yeah, and I got a main part too. That's pretty co-" started Nick, but Hermione cut him off.

"I mean I studied for the part, and I took these acting drills..."

Harry slapped Hermione hard.

"Thanks, Harry," said Hermione relieved. She finally calmed down.

Ron was mumbling words in a low voice and looked very unhappy.

"What's up with you?" asked Harry.

"Nothing," grumbled Ron.

Nick started snickering loudly at this, while Hermione sat by Chad at another table. Ron looked angrily over at Nick, and Nick stopped snickering.

"Why's Ron in a bad mood?" asked Harry to Nick.

"He got... he got..." Nick couldn't help it, and he burst out laughing as hard as he could. Ron punched him hard in the shoulder to shut him up. "Ron got the part of the tree," laughed Nick.

"He's goin' to be a tree?" asked Harry, his mouth twitching.

Nick nodded, and Ron groaned as Harry and Nick started laughing again.

"Congratulations," laughed Harry, sarcastically. "The tree must be the most important part in the movie."

"Shut up."

"You'll go down in Camp history as the man behind the tree," laughed Nick.

"FOR YOUR INFORMATION, the tree is a very important part!" yelled Ron angrily.

"You'll go down in film history," said Nick, sarcastically.

"Well, as the tree, I get to throw about 20 apples at your head, so shut up!" said Ron, and Nick stopped laughing.

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There you go. Hoped you liked it, (.