Chapter 2: Of Bananas and Poop-Flinging
When last left young Winkelhaven, he had just finished running to Gondor. WITH A BANANA ON HIS NOSE! Everyone knows that banana's upon noses give people immense speed. Winkelhaven had the feeling someone back in the Shire was trying to help him by putting it there. Perhaps they just wanted him away as soon as possible...
"Thank you!" Winkelhaven shouted, in hopes that somehow, all the way in Hobbiton, whoever it was would hear him. Then Winkelhaven felt a spear point on his back. He froze. Suddenly a large sack was pulled over his head and his hands were bound. He was lead silently to Minas Tirith, which took a very long time giving his location. To make matters worse, neither he nor the man leading him had a banana on their nose!
At last they reached the top level of Minas Tirith. The city had recently been rebuilt, and wouldn't you know it, Lord Aragorn had had some redocorating done. There were lawn gnomes under the White Tree and painted on one side of the great protruding rock thing, (I have no idea what it's called) was a humongus pot-leaf. All the buildings had been spray-painted lavender, ("I always liked that color!" Lord Aragorn had said when he requested it be done.) and the roads were made of pure silver. ( "I like things that are shiny, like Aragorn's penis!" Arwen had said when she first saw it.) "The king will see you now." The man said at last. Finally the sack and ropes were removed. Winkelhaven knew what he had to do. Quick as a flash he reached into his sack and produced a handful of stool. (A/N: Nothing like a good stool I always say!) He flung it at all the people who were watching him, including Lord Aragorn.
(A/N: Sorry that chapter was so short. I just thought the poop flinging would be a good place to stop. Just so you read the next chapter, not like, to tick you off or anything. Oh, and sorry about the whole, Aragorn's shiny penis thing. The thought came to me at random and I felt like thoroughy disturbing people with it!) REVIEW OR I WILL DIE!
When last left young Winkelhaven, he had just finished running to Gondor. WITH A BANANA ON HIS NOSE! Everyone knows that banana's upon noses give people immense speed. Winkelhaven had the feeling someone back in the Shire was trying to help him by putting it there. Perhaps they just wanted him away as soon as possible...
"Thank you!" Winkelhaven shouted, in hopes that somehow, all the way in Hobbiton, whoever it was would hear him. Then Winkelhaven felt a spear point on his back. He froze. Suddenly a large sack was pulled over his head and his hands were bound. He was lead silently to Minas Tirith, which took a very long time giving his location. To make matters worse, neither he nor the man leading him had a banana on their nose!
At last they reached the top level of Minas Tirith. The city had recently been rebuilt, and wouldn't you know it, Lord Aragorn had had some redocorating done. There were lawn gnomes under the White Tree and painted on one side of the great protruding rock thing, (I have no idea what it's called) was a humongus pot-leaf. All the buildings had been spray-painted lavender, ("I always liked that color!" Lord Aragorn had said when he requested it be done.) and the roads were made of pure silver. ( "I like things that are shiny, like Aragorn's penis!" Arwen had said when she first saw it.) "The king will see you now." The man said at last. Finally the sack and ropes were removed. Winkelhaven knew what he had to do. Quick as a flash he reached into his sack and produced a handful of stool. (A/N: Nothing like a good stool I always say!) He flung it at all the people who were watching him, including Lord Aragorn.
(A/N: Sorry that chapter was so short. I just thought the poop flinging would be a good place to stop. Just so you read the next chapter, not like, to tick you off or anything. Oh, and sorry about the whole, Aragorn's shiny penis thing. The thought came to me at random and I felt like thoroughy disturbing people with it!) REVIEW OR I WILL DIE!