Arwen took a permanent break from being a queen. Being as thus, Winkelhaven became Steward of Gondor. Turns out Winkelhaven's job was terribly difficult. Pot wasn't enough to save him from the daily horrors of being a Stewardess. Er, I mean, Steward of Gondor. So Winkelhaven committed suicide. He smoked "muchos pot-os" and then, being high, didn't feel the terror as he plummeted off the giant rock thingy to his death.
THE END
This story was obviously going NOWHERE so I just killed him in this outrageously short chapter. YAY! Now it won't be eating at my conscience to write this. Review, just for the hell of it. PLEASE!
-ROSEMARY PARKINSONS