The Homeless Pilot

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[Shera and Cid had gotten married 2 years ago, and have been living happy ever since. But today is different.]

[Shera goes in to the engine room to spray the Highwind for termites.]

Shera: "Oh heck with it! Today was Cid's turn to spray for termites! But nooooo he wanted ME to do it!!"

Shera: "I'll just leave it like it is and see how he likes it."

[Shera leaves the Highwind]

One month later....

[Cid goes out to the Highwind for a test flight.] [Then when he gets on the highwind and reaches the deck, the highwind breaks in half]

[Cid drops the ciggy out of his mouth]

Cid: "The ()&(&$%!!!! My baby!!!! My hunny!!!! My Lady luck!!!! SHERA HIGHWIND!!!! GET YOU BIG $$ OUT HERE NNNNNOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!"

[Shera gulps and runs out there]

Shera: "Y-Y-Yes hunny bunny...?"

Cid: "Why is my airship in two?!! Why is it infested with TERMITES! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T SPRAY IT!!!!!?"

Shera: "Well Cid Highwind, it was YOUR turn to spray the Highwind, not mine! Mine was 6 months ago!"

Cid: "Well I'm sorry I had a LOT of stuff to do!"

Shera: "Yeah, like smoke, drinking, and sit on your lazy-----

Author: We're sorry, Shera is so mad, we can't show you what she's about to say, so we'll show this.

Cloud: Show what?

Author: "You and Tifa getting hitched!"

Cloud: "WHAT!!? I'm not getting married to HER!"

Tifa: "And I'm not getting married to that jackass!!!

Cloud: "What'd you just call me HUH!?"

Tifa: "Well, I just called you a----

Author: "Sorry. Now let's get back to the Highwind's"

[Cid and Shera still yelling]

Author: [sigh]

Shera: "That's it Cidney G. Highwind!! You get your &%&$$% outta here NOW!"

Cid: "Fine! I WILL! And I'll just get me a NEW Highwind!'

Shera: "FINE!"

[Cid leaves]

2 months later

[Cid is digging in the garbage bin in Noblehiem]

[Kid comes up to the garbage bin to throw away a rapper.]

Kid: "Mommy! Mommy! There's an old guy digging in the garbage bin!"

Mother: "Oh hunny, stay away from him! He might be crazy!"

[mother and kid leaves]

[Vincent comes out of the Shinra Maison and sees Cid digging in the garbage.]

Vincent: "Highwind!? What are you doing digging in the garbage!?"

[Cid pops his head out of the garbage]

Cid: "The (&&$!!!? Vin!? Whatta you doin' here!?"

Vincent: "Same question, Highwind."

Cid: "Oh uhhh...."

[Cid gets out of the garbage.]

Cid: "Well..."

Vincent: "That was my garbage can you know."

Cid: "I accidentally threw my spear away, and I'm looking for it."

Vincent: "Really? Then lemme help you then."

Well Cid ever get back together with Shera?! Will Vincent ever find out that what Cid is really digging for is nothing but garbage!!? Then stay tuned!!