As Zim was working on another one of his "evil plans" for taking over the world in the cellar aka lab, GIR was watching the scary monkey show. Suddenly a commercial came on. "OH!" GIR screamed, "This is my FAVORITE commercial!" Suddenly a moose popped up and stood there for about 10 seconds doing nothing.

GIR sat there, with his mouth gaping open with a smile watching this moose, didn't realize that Dib just opened the door and walked past him casually.

"I've finally thought of the perfect plan! I will tell that Zim... doom... planner off once and for ALL! But first I must get down there... now how do I do that?" Dib said as he stood next to the toilet in the kitchen. (This IS the entrance by the way)

down by the lab

Zim just finished his contraption to destroy the earth, "Yes, yes, Now I will point this at the sun press this thingy and explode it... and soon the entire earth will go under another ice age!" Zim starts his maniacal laughter.

Suddenly appears out of no where, "Hello... Zim."

Zim gasped, "Dib! You conniving little worm baby! How did you get in here?"

Dib combed his hair back, "I'll tell you... for a price."

"What do you want?" Zim said pushing Dib against the wall.

Dib smirked, "one, stop trying to take over the world, two, come with me to the lab so I can destroy you, and three, STOP CALLING ME WORM BABY!" Dib raised his fists in rage.

Zim turned around, "Never mind then, finding out how you got in here is pointless..."

Dib slapped his forehead, "Damn it! That was my plan! I hate you so much Zim."

"As I hate you, worm baby." Zim said screwing in one more bolt on his contraption.

Dib walked away, but still, "I'll come back, Zim, and I'll be back with a much better plan. A much...OW! Stupid pipe!"

"Yeah... watch your big stupid head next time." Zim said putting away his contraption, "I'll work on you later my baby." Zim said to his contraption.

"MY HEADS NOT BIG!" Dib screamed, "OW! Another pipe!"

Zim sighed and pushed a button that made a big claw come in and take Dib away and put him outside.

Outside

Dib was walking home, "Why did Zim call his contraption thingy baby?" Dib shuddered at the thought of Zim saying that word.

Suddenly GIR came outside and threw a cupcake at Dib's big head, "HAHA! Big headed boy got cupcake on his big head!" Gir giggled maniacally, then he realized Dib was covered in chocolate cupcake and he decided to jump on Dib and suck all the chocolate off of Dib's big head.

"Get off of me!!!!" Dib screamed. Then GIR ran away into his green house, "I know Zim put him up to this... I know it."

Inside Zim's house

Zim's giggles insanely, "Poor Dibby, poor defensless Dibby, poor defensive chocolatey Dibby."

GIR jumps up and down, "CHOCOLATE!?" GIR pours chocolate syrup in his mouth and drools... Zim stares blankly at GIR...

TO BE CONTINUED

A/N: I know... this stinks... but if you liked it... send a review.