I thought since it was close to Halloween why not turn a Halloween story out. I don't know if I will finish it before Halloween but who cares.

Title-Night Of The Living Dead McGuire Style

Rating-Very rated R in the future

Warning-Many major character deaths, cursing with a little bit of zombie cannibalism thrown in (I hope this doesn't get me kicked off this board)

Disclamier-Lizzie McGuire nor Night of The Living Dead is owned by me.

"Larry do you even know where in the hell we are?!" Lizzie asked as she looked out the window of the SUV they were riding in to see the sun just about to go behind the large amounts of woods that surrounded them on both sides of the road.

"Just sat back and try to simmer down back there McGuire." Larry said never taken his eyes off the road "My uncle use to live close by these parts and I use to spend a lot of time around here during the summer. So yes I know where we are so just calm down and enjoy the ride."

"What ever Larry." huffed Lizzie as she sat back in her seat and started to look out the window again. She was starting to have the strangest feeling that they had been driving around in circles for the last hour. And after looking out and seeing the sun starting to go down behind the large amounts of woods that surrounded them, Lizzie was not a happy camper.

"What's the matter Lizzie? Are the big bad woods outside scaring you?" came the voice from the passenger seat directly in front of her.

"Shut up Gordo!" Lizzie muttered as she saw Miranda cover her mouth and start snickering while sitting next to her in the SUV.

Lizzie watched as Gordo hand suddenly came from around the seat and pointing his finger at her. Slowly Gordo hand bent in what Lizzie could only describe as a witches claw hand. Crossing her arms in frustration Lizzie watched as Gordo slowly turned in his seat to face her with an evil grin on his face.

"Theeeeyyrrreee coming to get you Lizzie!" Gordo let out in moan slowly drawing out some of his words.

"I said shut up Gordo!" fumed Lizzie very pissed off now.

But Gordo was on a roll now and wasn't going to be stopped that easily "That's right Lizzie there coming for you!" Gordos grin spread even farther across his face as he slowly reached his hand toward her "They've been dead for a long time now Lizzie! They're very horny! They're out there in the dark right now looking for some hot young blonde thing. And when they find her they're just going to......JUMP HER BONES!!" Gordo yelled suddenly grabbing Lizzie arm and scaring the living hell out of her.

"GOD DAMN IT GORDO!!" yelled Lizzie smacking Gordo hand as he drew it back while smiling.

"Oh my God that was so damn funny!" howled Miranda with tears rolling down her face as she was choking up with laughter.

"I didn't think it was that damn funny!" Lizzie muttered glaring at her two best friends.

"Well all I can say if THEY are out there thank God they're only looking for blondes." said Miranda smiling as she used her fingers to twirl a strand of her long dark black hair.

"Would you dorks try to be a little more quiet up there!" came the loud voice from the last seat of the large SUV" And what the hell is taken so long?! Shouldn't we have been there already?"

"Could someone please remind me why we invited Kate to go along with us to this party?" sighed Gordo.

"We didn't invite Kate. She invited herself remember?" said Larry from the drivers seat "Right after she found out we were going to a party being thrown by college guys."

During they're last year of high school Gordo and Larry had been accepted and were taken a few college level classes. During a tour of a nearby college campus the guys had stopped in a local coffee shop and had made friends with a few of the guys there. It was said guys who had invited Larry,Gordo and few friends to an all night bash they were throwing way back in the woods. And the gang soon found out that when Kate got wind about the party there was no stopping her. She would be at any party being thrown by college guys!

"Yep" Lizzie smiled "and than Kate managed to invite Ethan who in turn invited Claire and last but not least lets not forget about Parker." After mentioning Parkers name Lizzie gave Gordo a very large grin. And the grin got even bigger when she saw a frown spread across Gordo face.

"Can we at least try to forget her?" Gordo asked in a whisper as he looked back at the girl who was sitting in the back with Ethan, Clarie and Kate.

"Gordo, Parker hasn't been after you in almost three years." laughed Miranda as she whispered back to Gordo "The last time she tried to put any moves on you was ninth grade Homecoming."

"She's been saving it up and planning something." whisperard Gordo "I just know it."

"Planning something?" Lizzie smiled.

"Yeah that would be just like her after all." said Gordo.

"How much farther is it to the party Larry?" asked Miranda getting bored.

"Look guys"sighed Larry turning in his seat to look at the girls "I'm taken a little short cut through the woods here and we should be there in plenty..............." but the rest of Larry sentence was cut off when Gordo suddenly started yelling.

"HOLY SHIT LARRY LOOK OUT!!!"

Larry whipped back around in his seat in just enough time to see a man walking down the middle of the pitch black road. His body only seen by the headlights of the SUV. Larry turned the steering wheel quickly to the left in an attempt to miss the man but it was to late. The right side of the vehicle hit the man hard and turned him a flip in the air. The SUV didn't fare to well either from the impact. The window close to Gordo head was busted open and the glass cut the young man on the head. The sudden jerk of the wheel to the left had blown out he front left tire causing the vehicle to run off into the ditch jarring all the occupants inside.

"Is everybody all right?" Larry asked nervously as he looked around the SUV.

"Am I all right!?" screeched Kate "I was just in a freaking car wreck! How in the hell could you think I was all right?!"

"Well, Kate mouth is still moving a mile a second so she's OK." said Gordo trying and failing to lighten up the moment.

"Guys" came Ethan voice from the back of the SUV "that guy we hit. He's back there on the road and he's not moving."

A few Oh Gods and some Oh shit oh shit oh shit were heard going through the SUV as Ethan,Gordo and Larry got out of the wrecked vehicle and started walking toward the body that was lying in the middle of the road. Right before they reached the body Gordo looked over his shoulder to see all of the girls as they started to get out wrecked SUV.When he turned back around Gordo found himself with Larry and Ethan looking down at the man laying in the road.

"I don't think he's breathing you guys." Larry said quietly from where he stood over the body.

"You just hit him with a three ton vehicle!" Ethan shouted "Of course he's not breathing!"

"God damn it I didn't see him! I swear I didn't!" Larry shouted back at Ethan.

"Take it easy you guys." said Gordo trying to calm the two men down "This isn't your fault Larry."

"Yeah your right David!"said Larry as he started pacing a little on the road"I mean it's dark our here on this road. And with no lights anywhere and he was just walking down the middle of the road and I uhhhh.....Oh god!" Larry moaned as he just fell down on the road "I've killed someone!"

"Ethan give me a hand here for a second would you?" Gordo asked as he reached down and took a hold of the mans arm.

"Give you a hand to do what?!" Ethan asked looking warily at both Gordo and the dead man next to him.

"I want to roll him over to see if there is any ID or a wallet or something inside his coat pocket."said Gordo "He doesn't seem to have one in his back pocket.

"Oh no! Oh hell no! "shouted Ethan as he took a step back from the body"I ain't touching no dead person!"

"Damn it Ethan he's not breathing and I don't feel a pulse!" said Gordo as he looked up at the man from where he was kneeling on the ground "So he's not going to hurt you. So get down here and help me roll him over!"

But as the two men rolled the dead body over both of them plus Larry got the shock of their life .For when as soon as the body was rolled over on it's back it's eyes suddenly opened up and turned to look at them. But that and the fact that the man was now trying to stand up and reach for them wasn't what shocked Gordo the most. What shocked Gordo the most was the fact that he still had a hold of the man wrist. And from what Gordo could feel, this now awake and moving man still had no pulse. This was a dead man now moving next to them trying to reach them. A million thoughts crossed Gordos mind but at this moment he could only think of to say was.

"RUN!!!!"

TBC?