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Chapter 4:
Danae's Training
Our heroine finds herself once again sitting in the weird Plugging-in-chair- thingy. Tank is sitting nearby, sorting through tings that look like miniature floppy-disks. He looks up at Dan.
'Okay, so we're supposed to start with all of these operation programs first...' he says
'Something's telling me you're not gong to though.'
'Exactly. How 'bout something a little more fun?'
'...Uhh...sure...'
Tank apparently finds the disk he was looking for.
'Combat Training.'
A huge grin lights up our heroine's face
'Ohh yeah!'
Tank loads Danae up
'Whoo-hoooo!!!'
'Hey, Mikey, I think she likes it!'
Danae makes a face.
'Umm, question.'
'Yeah?'
'If you're from the 'Real World', and you've never been inside the Matrix, then how do you know that dumb joke?'
'Didn't you ask that the first time you saw the Movie?'
'Yeah. I still wonder.'
'So, now on to those boring operational programs.'
'Aww, man!'
10 Hours Later...
Danae dances around the Neb singing: I know Kung Fu!! I know Kung Fu!!!!
Dozer mumbles to Switch
'Does EVERYONE we free say that?'
'Seems that way.'
Morpheus looks down at Danae.
'Good. Then show me.'
In the Sparring program...
Our heroine and the man who calls himself Morpheus are standing in, well, the Sparring program.
(A/N: Well? What did you expect? Hobbiton or something???)
Danae looks around.
''Soooo... Why are we in this dorkey looking meditation room thingy?'
'This is the spar-'
WOMP!!!
We see Danae standing triumphantly over Morpheus, who is unconscious.
'Hehe. You like pain? Try wearing a corset!'
On the Neb's main deck...
'I don't believe it.' Gasps Mouse
Tank speaks into his headset: 'Umm... Danae?'
'Yeah?' comes her voice through said headset
'That's cheating.'
'So? Pirate!'
Back inside...
Morpheus wakes up, suddenly resuming his annoying-know-it-all-philosophy- teacher pose
' -ring Program. It's designed...'
Danae assumes cool Kung Fu pose
'Whoo-ya!'
'You asked for it.'
Morpheus also assumes a cool Kung Fu pose
'Hay-ya-wha!'
*Cool Music: DumDumDum!*
On the Neb...
Everyone stands around the view screens, Oooo-ing and Ahhh-ing
Inside...
Danae suddenly screams at the top of her lungs:
'AYE!!! AVAST!!!'
Morpheus drops his cool Kung Fu pose in confusion, and Danae merely knocks him out again. Tank's disembodied voice suddenly boom out of nowhere:
'TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!'
Our heroine pouts.
'Phooey. It was just starting to get fun!'
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Chapter 4:
Danae's Training
Our heroine finds herself once again sitting in the weird Plugging-in-chair- thingy. Tank is sitting nearby, sorting through tings that look like miniature floppy-disks. He looks up at Dan.
'Okay, so we're supposed to start with all of these operation programs first...' he says
'Something's telling me you're not gong to though.'
'Exactly. How 'bout something a little more fun?'
'...Uhh...sure...'
Tank apparently finds the disk he was looking for.
'Combat Training.'
A huge grin lights up our heroine's face
'Ohh yeah!'
Tank loads Danae up
'Whoo-hoooo!!!'
'Hey, Mikey, I think she likes it!'
Danae makes a face.
'Umm, question.'
'Yeah?'
'If you're from the 'Real World', and you've never been inside the Matrix, then how do you know that dumb joke?'
'Didn't you ask that the first time you saw the Movie?'
'Yeah. I still wonder.'
'So, now on to those boring operational programs.'
'Aww, man!'
10 Hours Later...
Danae dances around the Neb singing: I know Kung Fu!! I know Kung Fu!!!!
Dozer mumbles to Switch
'Does EVERYONE we free say that?'
'Seems that way.'
Morpheus looks down at Danae.
'Good. Then show me.'
In the Sparring program...
Our heroine and the man who calls himself Morpheus are standing in, well, the Sparring program.
(A/N: Well? What did you expect? Hobbiton or something???)
Danae looks around.
''Soooo... Why are we in this dorkey looking meditation room thingy?'
'This is the spar-'
WOMP!!!
We see Danae standing triumphantly over Morpheus, who is unconscious.
'Hehe. You like pain? Try wearing a corset!'
On the Neb's main deck...
'I don't believe it.' Gasps Mouse
Tank speaks into his headset: 'Umm... Danae?'
'Yeah?' comes her voice through said headset
'That's cheating.'
'So? Pirate!'
Back inside...
Morpheus wakes up, suddenly resuming his annoying-know-it-all-philosophy- teacher pose
' -ring Program. It's designed...'
Danae assumes cool Kung Fu pose
'Whoo-ya!'
'You asked for it.'
Morpheus also assumes a cool Kung Fu pose
'Hay-ya-wha!'
*Cool Music: DumDumDum!*
On the Neb...
Everyone stands around the view screens, Oooo-ing and Ahhh-ing
Inside...
Danae suddenly screams at the top of her lungs:
'AYE!!! AVAST!!!'
Morpheus drops his cool Kung Fu pose in confusion, and Danae merely knocks him out again. Tank's disembodied voice suddenly boom out of nowhere:
'TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!'
Our heroine pouts.
'Phooey. It was just starting to get fun!'
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