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Chapter 7
A Code and some Peeps
... "Code for Zion Mainframe as follows: AgentsDroolAndRebelsRule "
'Well, that's a 9.0 on my weird-o-meter! Zion mainframe? What's a mainframe anyway???'
She shrugs, disappointed that the paper didn't contain something valuable, like embarrassing information about Morpheus.
The Next day...
The crew of Neb (Don't expect me to spell it all the time!) leaves Zion, taking Danae in tow for some mysterious reason. On her asking what's so mysterious, Danae gets only grunts for answers. Figures.
She sees much commotion going on, it seems that they are preparing for something... but what?
'All right. We're going in' Danae hears Morpheus say to the others.
Suddenly, she finds herself being dragged onto one of the chairs and being plugged in.
Whoosh!!!
The scene changes to some old dilapidated hotel.
Morpheus appears.
Then Trinity.
Then Neo.
Then Mouse.
Then Switch.
Then Cypher.
Then Apoc.
And Finally, Danae.
They are all, except for our heroine, dressed in black leather and dark sunglasses. Danae is in blue denim jeans with a yellow T-shirt with no sunglasses. She is very upset about this.
'Hey! Why do you guys get to wear cool expensive black leather and sunglasses and I don't?!'
'Because you're the Two.' explains Neo smugly.
'Sheesh. You're no fun.'
'Follow me.' Morpheus directs.
'But I want sunglasses!'
'Tough.'
Morpheus and Co., along with Danae, get into some SUV, with Cypher in the driver's seat. Our heroine finds herself scrunched in between Trinity and Mouse.
'This isn't exactly very comfortable back here.' Danae complains.
'We didn't pick vehicles just to suit your fancies,' Replies Mouse
'Well, you should.'
Suddenly, gunshots ring out! Danae screams and tries to hide, but it is to crowded in the backseat to move!
'****!' shouts Neo
Danae gasps
'Cover your ears!!! This is a "G" fic!!!'
Neo looks at her, puzzled.
'I just said four "*"s! That's not swearing!'
'It implies a swear word!!'
'Well, I didn't mean it to be!!!'
'You guys are arguing when we've got three agents on our tails?!?!?! SHUT UP!!!' The rest of the SUV occupants screech
By this time, Danae is able to see who is chasing them. Three imposing looking Agents on Motorcycles, firing at them with guns!!!
'HOLD IT!!!' cries our heroine, 'Once again, this is a "G" fic!!! NO SHOOTING!!!'
'Well, up the rating to "PG" then!!!' Neo shouts back
'It's not a question on upping the ratings!! It's a simple matter of just where the bullets land that make this fic a "G" or "PG"! If they hit you, it's a "G". If it hits me or Apoc, it's a "R"!'
'I thought we were arguing over "G" or "PG"!'
'We are!!'
'SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' booms Morpheus' voice
Guns are handed out to all of the occupants, except to, you guessed it, our heroine.
'Wha-? Where's my weapon??'
'Here.' Morpheus digs in his coat pockets, and brings out...
A Peep.
'A PEEP?!?!?!? You expect me to fight with a **** Peep?!?!?!?!?'
'No swearing!' reminds Neo.
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A/N: Happy Easter...! Belated.
Thanks to my Reviewers! Huggles and Apoc posters to all!! :P
Chapter 7
A Code and some Peeps
... "Code for Zion Mainframe as follows: AgentsDroolAndRebelsRule "
'Well, that's a 9.0 on my weird-o-meter! Zion mainframe? What's a mainframe anyway???'
She shrugs, disappointed that the paper didn't contain something valuable, like embarrassing information about Morpheus.
The Next day...
The crew of Neb (Don't expect me to spell it all the time!) leaves Zion, taking Danae in tow for some mysterious reason. On her asking what's so mysterious, Danae gets only grunts for answers. Figures.
She sees much commotion going on, it seems that they are preparing for something... but what?
'All right. We're going in' Danae hears Morpheus say to the others.
Suddenly, she finds herself being dragged onto one of the chairs and being plugged in.
Whoosh!!!
The scene changes to some old dilapidated hotel.
Morpheus appears.
Then Trinity.
Then Neo.
Then Mouse.
Then Switch.
Then Cypher.
Then Apoc.
And Finally, Danae.
They are all, except for our heroine, dressed in black leather and dark sunglasses. Danae is in blue denim jeans with a yellow T-shirt with no sunglasses. She is very upset about this.
'Hey! Why do you guys get to wear cool expensive black leather and sunglasses and I don't?!'
'Because you're the Two.' explains Neo smugly.
'Sheesh. You're no fun.'
'Follow me.' Morpheus directs.
'But I want sunglasses!'
'Tough.'
Morpheus and Co., along with Danae, get into some SUV, with Cypher in the driver's seat. Our heroine finds herself scrunched in between Trinity and Mouse.
'This isn't exactly very comfortable back here.' Danae complains.
'We didn't pick vehicles just to suit your fancies,' Replies Mouse
'Well, you should.'
Suddenly, gunshots ring out! Danae screams and tries to hide, but it is to crowded in the backseat to move!
'****!' shouts Neo
Danae gasps
'Cover your ears!!! This is a "G" fic!!!'
Neo looks at her, puzzled.
'I just said four "*"s! That's not swearing!'
'It implies a swear word!!'
'Well, I didn't mean it to be!!!'
'You guys are arguing when we've got three agents on our tails?!?!?! SHUT UP!!!' The rest of the SUV occupants screech
By this time, Danae is able to see who is chasing them. Three imposing looking Agents on Motorcycles, firing at them with guns!!!
'HOLD IT!!!' cries our heroine, 'Once again, this is a "G" fic!!! NO SHOOTING!!!'
'Well, up the rating to "PG" then!!!' Neo shouts back
'It's not a question on upping the ratings!! It's a simple matter of just where the bullets land that make this fic a "G" or "PG"! If they hit you, it's a "G". If it hits me or Apoc, it's a "R"!'
'I thought we were arguing over "G" or "PG"!'
'We are!!'
'SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' booms Morpheus' voice
Guns are handed out to all of the occupants, except to, you guessed it, our heroine.
'Wha-? Where's my weapon??'
'Here.' Morpheus digs in his coat pockets, and brings out...
A Peep.
'A PEEP?!?!?!? You expect me to fight with a **** Peep?!?!?!?!?'
'No swearing!' reminds Neo.
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A/N: Happy Easter...! Belated.
Thanks to my Reviewers! Huggles and Apoc posters to all!! :P