A/N: Thanks to all of my lovely reviewers; chapter 7 got the most reviews
yet! :-)
And I have a new person that this ficcy is also dedicated to. My wonderful
older sister, who is my editor, critic, and personal cheering squad!
Thanks! :-D
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Chapter 8
I'm guessing you're all Related?
The agents are coming closer and closer to the SUV, firing constantly, yet no bullets penetrate the walls or windows of the vehicle.
'Ha!' Taunts Danae. 'You're worse shots than Storm-Troopers!!!'
Maybe if she hadn't said that, it wouldn't have happened. Maybe not. In any case, a bullet DID hit the SUV, puncturing one of the tires! The SUV crashes into a building, but, being a "G" fic, none of the occupants are injured. They climb out, only to find, to their horror, the agents have Danae! One of them holds his hand over her mouth, while putting a gun to her head.
'Now, if you'll kindly surrender, the young lady will not be hurt,' One of them said in a horrible fake American accent.
(A/N: Sorry, but I really DO think he has the worst American accent... please don't kill me!!! I DO love him though!!!!! :-D )
'No, she will not, if you surrender,' the other two echo.
Danae thinks fast. Suddenly, she uses her old bite-the-hand trick, wheels around, and crams her Peep into his mouth.
'Mmm... Bunny-Rabbit-Peep... my favorite!' he mumbles through the sticky sweetness.
Danae turns and runs for it. She climbs up a fire escape and proceeds to jump from rooftop to rooftop.
'Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!'
Suddenly, she notices that there are more of those weirdoes following her! Twenty at least! They are gaining on her, coming faster and faster, until...
She is surrounded.
Not Good.
But...
Weird.
They're all... the same.
'Miss Barton!' all twenty of them say in unison, all with the same horrible fake American accent.
It is...
*melodramatic chord*
'Soooo... I'm guessing you're all related?'
A random Smith smiles smugly.
'It is-'
'-Inevitable.' Another finishes.
'What is?' Asks our heroine, very much puzzled.
'I dunno. I guess-'
'-Our turning you into another-'
'-one of me?'
Danae cocks an eyebrow.
'I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.'
The multiple Smelronds all frown, confused.
'-Means "NO".'
Despite Danae's telling them 'No", the multiple Smelronds start advancing on Danae! It looks like our fic is coming to an abrupt ending; but then...
(From atop a higher building than the one the drama is unfolding on)
'Us, should we go help her?'
'We don't know. Should we?'
'We really hate how you leave all the decisions to us.'
'Don't we know it. That's why we do it!'
The Twins suddenly see that if they are going to act, they'd better do it now. Phasing through to the action, just to add a little more melodrama, they rush in, grab Danae, and run for it.
Meanwhile...
The crew of the Neb is bewailing the loss of our heroine.
'This is all your fault, Morpheus!'
'Why blame it on me??'
'Because you're the one who had her unplugged in the first place!'
'Well, it was YOUR idea to come back here!!'
This laying of the blame continues to go back and forth...
Just then, the Author decided that it was time to end the chapter and leave her audience in suspense.
:D
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Chapter 8
I'm guessing you're all Related?
The agents are coming closer and closer to the SUV, firing constantly, yet no bullets penetrate the walls or windows of the vehicle.
'Ha!' Taunts Danae. 'You're worse shots than Storm-Troopers!!!'
Maybe if she hadn't said that, it wouldn't have happened. Maybe not. In any case, a bullet DID hit the SUV, puncturing one of the tires! The SUV crashes into a building, but, being a "G" fic, none of the occupants are injured. They climb out, only to find, to their horror, the agents have Danae! One of them holds his hand over her mouth, while putting a gun to her head.
'Now, if you'll kindly surrender, the young lady will not be hurt,' One of them said in a horrible fake American accent.
(A/N: Sorry, but I really DO think he has the worst American accent... please don't kill me!!! I DO love him though!!!!! :-D )
'No, she will not, if you surrender,' the other two echo.
Danae thinks fast. Suddenly, she uses her old bite-the-hand trick, wheels around, and crams her Peep into his mouth.
'Mmm... Bunny-Rabbit-Peep... my favorite!' he mumbles through the sticky sweetness.
Danae turns and runs for it. She climbs up a fire escape and proceeds to jump from rooftop to rooftop.
'Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!'
Suddenly, she notices that there are more of those weirdoes following her! Twenty at least! They are gaining on her, coming faster and faster, until...
She is surrounded.
Not Good.
But...
Weird.
They're all... the same.
'Miss Barton!' all twenty of them say in unison, all with the same horrible fake American accent.
It is...
*melodramatic chord*
'Soooo... I'm guessing you're all related?'
A random Smith smiles smugly.
'It is-'
'-Inevitable.' Another finishes.
'What is?' Asks our heroine, very much puzzled.
'I dunno. I guess-'
'-Our turning you into another-'
'-one of me?'
Danae cocks an eyebrow.
'I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.'
The multiple Smelronds all frown, confused.
'-Means "NO".'
Despite Danae's telling them 'No", the multiple Smelronds start advancing on Danae! It looks like our fic is coming to an abrupt ending; but then...
(From atop a higher building than the one the drama is unfolding on)
'Us, should we go help her?'
'We don't know. Should we?'
'We really hate how you leave all the decisions to us.'
'Don't we know it. That's why we do it!'
The Twins suddenly see that if they are going to act, they'd better do it now. Phasing through to the action, just to add a little more melodrama, they rush in, grab Danae, and run for it.
Meanwhile...
The crew of the Neb is bewailing the loss of our heroine.
'This is all your fault, Morpheus!'
'Why blame it on me??'
'Because you're the one who had her unplugged in the first place!'
'Well, it was YOUR idea to come back here!!'
This laying of the blame continues to go back and forth...
Just then, the Author decided that it was time to end the chapter and leave her audience in suspense.
:D
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