What's the Two Do?

by Calliope-Elven-Agent

COMPLETE! The characters of the Matrix make the greatest mistake they have ever made: (Next to Morpheus' hiring of Cypher) Unplugging a teenage nutcase named Danae. Little do they know what they will unlesh

9. Officially Kidnapped

Chapter 9

Officially Kidnapped

During this debate, the twins rush Danae out of reach of the Agents, dash into their cool car, and take off at top speed. Danae blinks.

'May I ask who in the name of heaven you two are?'

'We're One.'

'We're Two.'

'No, no!' Danae says. 'NEO'S the One. I'M the Two. If you guys want to be more number people, then you can be the Three and the Four.'

'We are One and Two. Not THE One and THE Two. What's the Two, anyway? Did the Oracle make some new prophecy?'

'Whoa. Now there's an Oracle?? Where'd you dig it up from?'

'She is a program... we didn't 'dig it up'.'

'Okay. Now I'm totally confused. Where the heck ARE we going? And... -what- in- the- name- of- Gandalf's- pointy- hat- is- THAT thing?!? '

This last question was directed towards a fearsome-looking gun thingy on the floor of the backseat.

'You like it? Brand-new, we were going to take it for some testing, but-'

'It's another... gun, then. Ack!!! Now I REALLY think it's time to make this fic a PG.'

'The Author's considering it.'

'Back to my other question... where the heck are we going?'

'Ummm... Us, where ARE we going?' Two asks his brother

'We don't know. Right now we're just cruising along at top-speed through the city with a million cops behind us for speeding and having a pointless conversation with some teenage Girl, and pretty soon this fic is going to turn Mary-Sue.'

'Great insight,' Danae says coolly. 'But I think the author's a little above Mary-Sues'.'

One starts to reply, but his cell-phone rings, and he answers it. Danae groans.

'Great. Now I'm driving along with two weird (but very Cute...!) dudes that carry big guns, speed, and NOW talk on their cellphones while driving. Sheesh. HIGH time for PG.'

'Change of plans.' One announces.

'There was a plan?' asks Two.

'There is now.' He turns to Danae. 'We are now officially kidnapping you.'

Danae grins. 'Not that I'd MIND getting kidnapped by the Twins...! Kidnap away!'

A/N: Sorry about not updating for a while... and for the short chapter. And, to get your tension up, I'm gonna let you know that the next chapter is a explanatory one with that Weird French Dude. Joy.

You don't really think I could write a Matrix parody without having the heroine kidnapped by the Twins, do you??? :D