A/N: This Chapter was written absolutely off the top of my head. Beware. Hmmmm. You know what? I haven't replied to reviewers yet! I most humbly beg all of your pardons!!! From now on, I'll try and respond to ALL of you. Does that make you want to review now??? Oh, and if I miss you, I'll respond to you TWICE next time.

Yaargh! I'm still not done. Thought of one more thing. There might not be any updates next week... but then again, there might be... depends on how enthralled I am with my ROTK DVD, which comes out this Tuesday!!! Whoot!!!!

IAM S.O.B.S: Hehe, You should start getting hardened to all the cliff- hangers. I assure you that there will be many more to come... evil laugh And who is on this chapter, I wonder...

Swifthawk: I like Danae too. Thanks very much!!

Chapter 11 The Weirdest Chapter Yet...

'Get off of her, you Stupid Zing!!'' cries "Ze Merovingian".

The figure slowly rises. S/he (?) is wearing a black cloak with a hood, which masks their face.

Danae scrambles to her feet, and dusts herself off.

'Who cleans this place, anyway? There's dirt a mile thick on that floor!'

'Do you not want to know who I am?' asks the figure.

'-No... Not really...'

'No!' hisses the figure. 'You're supposed to say: "Who are you? Show yourself!!!" '

'Ummm... okaaay... Who...are you... show... yourself...?'

The figure lets out a frustrated sigh. 'More melodramatically! Get your heart into it, like this: Who are YOU??? SHOW YOURSELF!!!!!!'

'Would you just go away?! I want to destroy Morpheus, and you just ruined my concentration in trying to remember the code.'

'You're not supposed to want to destroy Morpheus!'

'I'm not? Whose boss are you, anyway???'

'Yours.'

'You are?'

'Yes. This is the first Apoc Mary-Sue, and it's got to be done RIGHT!'

'Tell the Author that. Apoc's hardly even in this thing.'

'Ah, no he's not... you see, the Author doesn't want to write Mary-Sues, so this fic will never become what it has the potential of being!! If you stay with what the Author wants you to do, you won't see Apoc until the Epilogue, which the Author has already written and is in a top-secret hiding place until she decides to stop this fic! But, if you just do what I want you to do, Apoc will come back into the story right away, and he'll save you from this deadly peril, and ride off with you into the sunset. Now, doesn't that sound nice?'

Danae seems to be relenting.

'You mean it?'

'Yes. I always mean what I say.'

'How the heck are you going to get the Author to write that?'

'I'm not going to get the Author to write it.'

'Then... we'll be stuck here for ever!!!'

'No we won't. Listen. I'LL write the story from now on!!!'

They hear a rumbling voice from somewhere saying: 'Not if I can help it...'

'Shut up Author! This isn't your decision!'

'Oh, it isn't, huh?'

'This is Danae's. Now let this fic alone and let her decide for herself!!!'

'You really want me to take my fingers off the keyboard and let her type? She doesn't even know how to!'

'Let's try.'

'Okay...'

Author's note: At this point I will remove my fingers from the keyboard and let the heroine of this fanfiction do her own story-telling. Read at your own risk!!!!!

Author's further note: At this point I will resume writing because my stupid heroine can't even enter the library where I'm sitting at the computer writing off the top of my head, let alone type on my keyboard. Thank you for your patience with my poor little Danae. But Dinner's almost ready, so I must leave. And I think it's a good point for a chapter ending.