A/N: Hiya People. Yes, yes, it's been a veeery long time since the last update My apologies. :) Notes on title change: I never really liked the old one. So, a new one emerges. Tell me what you think of it in your MANY (hint hint) reviews. (wink wink)

Ieva: Yeah, it's dedicated to you! :D Everyone, READ IEVA'S PARODIES!! They're the best. :)

Kat-23: The Llamas. Hehe, that's a HUGE inside joke of both myself and a bunch of Friends... we have this insane love for Llamas. Don't ask. :D
Chapter 14
We are Getting- What..?

'A Jailbreak?' hum the Mary-Sues.

'Are you deaf or something? Yeah, I sad Jailbreak!'

Adyone steps forward, hands on her hips. 'Sorry, we cannot do a jailbreak.'

'Oh? And why, pray tell, is that?'

'This isn't a Jail.'

'For the love of chocolate and all pretty dresses, would you quit being so OBJECTIONALBLE?! Then let's do a Château-Break!!!!'

'Okay. Sounds good. Get to it, girls!'

The Mary-Sues jump into action, changing into Black Leather and sunglasses. They pull various weapons off the walls, mostly Samurai Swords. One of them approaches our heroine.

'You can't do a Château-Break in those clothes, you realize.'

'Heh, I shouldn't even be in the Matrix in these clothes! Got Leather and sunglasses?'

'...No...'

'Darn. Well, I'm still breaking out.'

'But you don't look cool enough!'

'So?'

'Never mind.' The Mary-Sue begins to walk away, but Danae stops her.

'What about my weapon?'

'Sorry... there's only enough for us...'

'Oh well. Hey, doesn't matter, 'cause I KNOW KUNG-FU!! Now, are we ready?'

'Ready!' call the Mary-Sues in chorus.

'Ok then. CHARGE!!'

With that, Danae and the Mary-Sues break down the door, sweep past the guard, and begin to roar their way out. But there is a problem.

'STOP RIGHT ZERE!! JUST VERE DO YOU ZINK YOU ARE GOING?!'

'Out.' Replies Danae.

Ze Merovingian places a hand on her shoulder.

'Ah, but by 'Out', you must mean back to ze Mary-Sue ving, no?'

'No. 'Out', as in Leaving this place.'

'Vell, zat, I am afraid, I cannot allow. GAURDS!'

Ze Merovingian's many henchmen come running in.

'Take ze young ladies back to zere room immediately.'

'I don't think so!' Shouts Adyone. 'Go get 'em, girls!'

It is never wise to upset a Mary-Sue. A: Because they have awesome and mysterious powers. B: They fling horrible clichés everywhere just like a machine gun, and C: they really know Kung-Fu.

The air is filled with imitations of Morpheus' "bring it" hand wave, and shouts of 'DODGE THIS!' Before long, Ze Merovingian's henchmen are utterly and completely defeated, lying on the floor groaning and moaning. As for Ze Merovingian, he is tied securely up.

'Well, Mr. Merov, looks like it isn't a very great idea trying to keep a bunch of Mary-Sues away from their freedom, huh?' asks our triumphant heroine

Ze Merovingian struggles in his bonds. 'You vill never get avay! I vill vin! You juzt vait and see!'

'Yeah, right. I'm waiting.'

'TWINS!! Get ze over here!!'

'No. Swearing. Even. If. You're. A. Bad. Guy.'

'Swearing? I juzt said four ''s!!'

Danae sighs exasperatedly. 'I've gone over this with Neo. It IMPLYS a swear word; therefore, must not be used.'

Suddenly, two ghostly figures sweep into the room, dreadlocks flying. The figures laugh menacingly.

'We're back, and In Character this time! What is it, sir?'

'Get zose idiot Mary-suez BACK to zere room NOW!'

'Yessir. Right away!'

'ONE!!' 'TWO!!!' screech the Twin-Genre Mary-Sues. Some squeal and giggle. Some jump up and down excitedly. Some faint at the sight of the object of their affections.

'We are getting Fangirly!' squeals one.

'Oh, yes we are!' echoes another.