A/N: Wheee, yet another long time between updates. Sorry, but anywho, I'm finally updating. Enjoy!!! :D
Rage Aomori: heehee, I think you'll be happy when I say that the Twins will be in both this chappie and the next, but, alas, no more... :(
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Chapter 15
She is the Two!
The Twins begin to advance on the girls, smirking. The Mary-Sues back against the wall, giggling at the prospect of dealing with such cute bad-guys.
"Oooh! Don't you just love it when they do that?" breathes a random Mary-Sue with red hair.
"Do what?" asks our heroine
"That... smirk... have you ever seen anything like it?"
Danae looks the Twins up and down. "Yeah," she muses slowly, "I admit, they are kinda cute when they do that... not as cute as my Apoc, though..."
The Twins' very cool-looking switch-blades... razor-blades... whatever-the-heck-they-are-blades are drawn out, and our favorite cute bad-guys brandish them in a very cool-looking frighteningly way.
"Get back inside-"
"-The Mary-Sue wing-"
"-Now."
The Mary-Sues look at each other.
"We-ell..." puzzles one (a tall brunette). "There are two ways in Twin-genre-Mary-Sue-ishness that this could go. One, we act very much nice-and-meek-girl and submit to these rather frightening (but cute...!) men. Two, we go into not-so-complying-girl mode, and make 'em... chase us!!!!" She squeals at the thought. The others start squealing as well.
"Oooh!!"
"Yes!!"
"Make 'em chase us!!!!!"
With that, the many Mary-Sues begin scampering about the hall, giggling and acting very Fangirly. Our heroine yawns and sits down on the floor to watch the fun.
One Mary-Sue finds herself trapped in a corner by Two, who grins and starts herding her towards the door that leads to the Mary-Sue wing. The Mary-Sue, however, lunges forward and plants a kiss on Two's cheek! With a cry of disgust, the cute albino assassin falls back, and said Mary-Sue dances away, screaming to the others about how she kissed Two. Upon hearing this, the rest of the Mary-Sues, not to be outdone, begin to converge upon the poor Twins, begging for kisses. The hunters suddenly find themselves the hunted!!
At that moment, sounds of gunfire can be heard from outside the door to the hall. Everyone turns, to find the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar enter in very cool style, riding upon 2-year-old attack llamas, brandishing various guns.
"All right!" booms Morpheus. "Hand over Danae, and no-one gets hurt!"
However, the second part of his speech is drowned out by the scream of rapture that comes from the Mary-Sues at the sight of you-know-who.
"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The crew of the Neb stare for a moment in horror at the sight of the crowd of rabid Mary-Sue-Fangirls. Then Apoc, upon sighting Danae, who is jumping up and down trying to see over the crowd of Mary-Sues, turns tail and runs for the nearest exit.
"NEO!!!!"
"NEO!!!!"
"NEO!!!!"
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO!!!!" screech the Mary-Sues.
Neo gulps. "Trinity!" he shrieks, as the Mary-Sues begin to advance on the poor One. "...Help...!"
They lunge forward; Neo dodges, turns and twists, trying to evade the barrage of blown kisses, fanletters, and miscellaneous fangirly things. But he's not fast enough. One blown kiss hits him, he falls to the floor with a shout of dismay.
"!!!!!"
Danae has had enough with the implied swearing. With a cry of fury, she does a cool matrix-y-summersault-move across the floor over to Neo, eyes blazing. "No, no, no, no, no!! I've given you warning, Neo. You've implied one time too many, buster. Now you're gonna pay!"
Our heroine slowly draws out a spanking-paddle from the depths of her pocket.
"Noooo!!!" scream the Mary-Sues. "You can't spank our Neoooo!!!!" They begin to rush at Danae, veins popping, prepared to smite her with their great Mary-Sue power.
Things are not looking too good for the Heroine.
Danae calmly turns to face the hoard of Mary-Sues. We barely hear the softly spoken word...
"No."
She raises a hand, palm outward. All of a sudden, a strange and miraculous thing happens. The Mary-Sues slowly come to a quiet and obedient stop, as if...
The Neb's crew look in awe at Danae.
"How?!" gasps Switch.
"She is the Two!" Morpheus replies slowly.
cue angelic music
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A/N: Well, well, looks like we're almost to the end of this little parody of mine. But, there's one more chapter on the way, plus the Epilogue. I say "the epilogue". Well, what I really mean by that is the three epilogues.
Confused? Just you wait and see, my preciousss, just you wait... :D