Mysty's Note: Ok, so moi sort of stole bathroom survivor from various different authors ::blushes::, but moi will try VERY hard to make it good. ::nods:: Other stuff on this fic are: Some parts of this story might be able to be rated R... Yep... and now for moi disclaimer...

Disclaimer: I don't own YuYu Hakusho or any of its characters... (::sighs:: What I wouldn't do to own Kurama... and Youko... ::drools::) I DO own Mysty, a fake mike, and moi Rainbow Toilet of Doom... Muahahaha... and of course... my crickets... can't leave those out!

Welcome to the Bathroom!:

Mysty stood in front of the six figures... all of whom were watching this strange girl with a fake microphone in her hand. She smiled at the figures; one a red head with green eyes, one with both black and white hair... one a red head with black hair... she paused there... thinking... that last one WAS very ugly... Mysty shook her head, trying not to laugh. She looked up again at the last three figures. One was a female with blue hair and purple eyes, one had brown hair and brown eyes, and the last.. black hair and brown eyes... Yes him... he had taken the most convincing to enter the bathroom.

She smiled, time to begin. "OK! Hello and welcome to my wonderful bathroom. Now don't at me like that Yusuke... My bathroom has a Jacuzzi, marble floor , rainbow toilet of doom...." Hiei cut in, "And why are we here, baka?" Kuwabara interrupted Hiei ::being stupider than usual:: "Ah...um... where's the Rainbow Toilet of Doom?" "Don't be a baka, Kuwabara..." "Quiet shorty" "Don't make kill you." Mysty took a deep breath. "QUIET!!! For your information, the toilet is over there." ::points to a completely normal looking toilet in the corner:: Kuwabara looked around wildly... "But that's a normal toilet." Mysty rolled her eyes... "You think it's normal... Muahahaha.." She broke down into a coughing fit. "Evil is not for me."

OOC: Don't forget the toilet... the toilet WILL return...

Kuwabara carefully stepped away from the toilet... "I don't trust that thing..." Mysty spoke up, a big smile on her face, "You ARE a big baka... It is just a normal toilet; I just gave it a fancy toilet for no real purpose. Well, you see..." Hiei interrupted... again. "WE GET THE POINT!!! Now, why are we here?"

"Whoa there... no need to get testy..."

"I'm not getting testy."

"Yes you are..."

"And you're just a baka..."

"Nice come back..."

"Really?"

"No, it fucking sucked."

Hiei rolled his eyes... "Please, answer my question." He added under his breath, "Baka..." "I heard that, but anyway..." Mysty cleared her throat... "Well, you're here for my first annual Bathroom Survivor!" Crickets are heard throughout the bathroom... no other sound is made. "Erm... ok then," Mysty blushed and then regained her composure. "This place is wired with cameras taping everything. But first to start off this show!" She holds the microphone up and a takes a deep breath, before going into announcer mode.

"Cameras started? Good! Ooookay! This is Bathroom Survivor, and I'm your host... Mysty!" ::fake cheering is heard:: "Bathroom Survivor, where everyman, woman, and/or demon has to fend for him or herself! And now the contestants! May I introduce Hiei Jaganshi..." ::cheering:: "... Botan..." ::more cheering:: "...Yusuke Urameshi..." ::and more cheering:: "...Keiko Yukimura..." ::You guessed it! More cheering:: ..."Shuuichi Minamino..." "It's Kurama...," Yusuke broke in. Mysty sighed, "Ok then, Kurama..." ::cheering:: "... and the last (and the least)... Kazuma Kuwabara!" ::yes, again with the crickets...:: "Uh? No clapping for me? This world is not fair!," Kuwabara broke down, and began to cry. "No clapping for you, because you don't deserve it," Hiei said, making Kuwabara sob louder.

"I do deserve it... shorty!"

"No you don't... Kuwabaka..."

Mysty began to laugh...

"That wasn't funny, Hiei."

"Yes it was, Kuwabara..."

Mysty wiped tears from her eyes... "Ok then... AND NOW, LET THIS SHOW OFFICALLY COMMENCE?"

A/N: And the crickets live on... THE END OF CHAPTER ONE!

Mysty's Note: That was chapter one... and chapter two is already written... but I won't post it unless people review moi! Thankies...