Mysty's Note: I got reviews... ::does a little victory dance:: Anyway I need to make a few thank yous... ::nods:: First, thank you prettynutter, for being the first real person to review moi. Second, thanks you mike.EXE for helping moi make this fic funny, every second of the way! (We go to school together). And now for the second chapter...

Disclaimer: I don't own YuYu Hakusho... And I do own Mysty, RTOD (Rainbow Toilet of Doom), fake microphone, etc... Do I need to add more?

Jacuzzi Problems:

Mysty sighed. "Like I said, this show has officially begun, but I'll allow you to settle in first." ::more crickets...:: "Come on... show SOME enthusiasm!!!" "Um... yay?" Botan spoke up... Mysty flashed her a quick smile.

Yusuke, already bored, notices the Jacuzzi. "Are we allowed to, you know, go swimming, Mysty?" "Yes Yusuke, and it's Miss Mysty to you..."

"Your not married?"

"YUSUKE!"

"Just checking... anyway..."

Yusuke smiled... fingering the edge of his shirt. "Well since you said swimming was allowed, I'M GOING SKINNY-DIPPING TONIGHT, BABY!" Mysty, Botan, Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Keiko all gasped... in unison... Like Yusuke noticed. He first took off his shirt, and started strutting around... "Look at my abs!" Hiei whistled... "Hiei, you pervert!" "Like I care, 'Miss' Mysty." Mysty groaned, and Yusuke started talking again. "You think I'm finished... hey I'm still half dressed." With a flourish he stripped off the rest of his clothes... ::fan girls scream...:: ...and jumped into the jacuzzi.

Mysty's jaw dropped. "Ok... I guess your all fine, see you later." She bolted out of the door, and locked it behind her.

Yusuke stood in the half filled jacuzzi, and started flexing his muscles. "Oh, there's a sexy beast in the tub tonight! Keiko, care to join me?" Botan covered her eyes, "Oh my... Koenma won't be happy..." Kurama was thinking the same thing... and he was trying hard not to look. Keiko on the other hand was delighted with Yusuke's invitation.

She stripped too... leaving her cloths in a heap on the ground. "Coming!" She walked over a stepped into the jacuzzi. Kuwabara went nuts... "HAVE YOU NO SHAME? Yusuke! Keiko!" His call went unheard... As by that time both Yusuke and Keiko were splashing around... making out in other words...

A/N: And as this fic is rated PG13, and as moi parents WOULD kill moi, I can't go into detail... so I'll leave the imagining to you...

Hiei sighed, watching the pair... a little trickle of drool ran down his chin. "Hey Kurama! Would you want to join them?" His eyes misted over in his lust, and Kurama back away... fast. He was twitching. "No thanks..." ::twitch!:: He ran into a vacant corner, and hide, with a big fluffy towel over his head. Botan also backed away... very weirded out. "I want to go home, I want out!," she whispered, under her breath. Kuwabara watched Hiei... "Hiei! Be..." Hiei snapped out of his 'sex phase.' "Be incredibly stupid like you? I don't think so." Kuwabara gulped... "Uh... on second thoughts... just ignore what I said." "That's a good human." Hiei sneered, and went quiet.

Kurama quietly peeked his head out from under the towel. "Is he gone yet?" Hiei turned around, back in his mood. "Sweetie, Kurama-poo! Join me in a quest to bond with you!" "I think I'm going to be sick," mentioned Kuwabara... He eyed the toilet... nope too dangerous... he sighed. Kurama's eyes almost popped. "Meep!" He dove back under the towel... before Hiei could blink. Botan had a sweat drop... anime style. "Um... what was that about?" Kuwabara sighed, "No idea really."

Yusuke and Keiko, of course, totally missed everything. With a lot more splashing... they were still going strong. Botan shudder, watching the pair, 'do their thing.' Mysty on the other hand, was watching everything from the safety of her room. "And so ends the first official day of Bathroom Survivor!"

A/N: The Next Morning!

Mysty quietly unlocked the door of the bathroom... dressed in pjs and holding a Kurama plushie in her hand. "Wakie, wakie!" She yawned... "Time to get up!" She yawned again... and then looked around... wondering why no one was getting up. She sighed as she took in everything; Kurama with his head under a towel, Hiei drooling on Kurama's foot, Botan snoring on the floor, and Kuwabara curled up (away from the toilet) holding a teddy bear. They were all asleep.

She groaned... they were going to kill her but... "WAKE UP!" Kurama sat up first, yawing his messy red hair off. "What's..." ::yawn:: "...the..." ::yawn:: "...fuss?" He yawned again, while Mysty's face light up with delight. "Kurama! Darling, Kurama... your awake!," she squealed. Hiei was awake in a flash. He jumped to his feet, wiping the drool from his face. "Oh no you don't," he yelled protectively. "Kurama's mine!" He grabbed Kurama, holding him tight.

"No, he's mine!"

Mysty grabbed Kurama's arm and tugged.

Kurama winced... "OW! My arm!"

"Kurama's mine, Mysty!"

"Bad Hiei! He's mine!"

"Mine!"

"MINE!"

"MINE BAKA!"

"YOU'RE THE BAKA! Now hand over the bishie!"

Due to extreme pain Kurama fainted with a, "Help me please!" Kuwabara woke up, and sheepishly hid the teddy bear. "Hey what's going on hear?" "Yes! I would like to know too..." Botan had woke up. Kuwabara noticed Kurama. "Oh!" He pushed Hiei and Mysty away, and picked up the fainted bishie. "Hey give him back!," yelled Mysty and Hiei in unison. They both jumped for Kuwabara and Kurama.

Botan looked around. "Hey, where's Yusuke... and Keiko?" The trio froze, and Kurama dropped to the ground... released from Kuwabara's grasp. Mysty sighed. "No idea, I haven't seen them." "Yep, I agree with Mysty... haven't seen them," Hiei said. Kuwabara though for a second, "Um... maybe they're still in the bathtub." Hiei snorted... "Fat chance. I mean, Yusuke and that bitch still in the tub... I don't think so." Mysty spoke up... haughtily. "first of all, it's a jacuzzi! Not a tub... a jacuzzi! J-A-C-U-Z-Z-I! And second of all, Kuwabara might be correct for once... not that I'm defending the baka or anything."

A sigh came from Botan. "You might as well check, Hiei." "Fine, Botan. But I bet all of you are wrong." He looked into the jacuzzi... and blushed. "Whoa!" Kuwabara smirked. "See I told you so, shorty!" Botan peeked into the tub too. "Thank goodness someone pulled the plug..."

A/N: End of chapter 2...

Mysty's Note: I also have chapter 3 ready, and I would like to thank everyone who reviewed me... Warning... I might not be able to get it up in time... I have to go to a 2 week sleep-a-way... so... ::sigh:: Anyway... KEEP ON REVIEWING MOI! Ok... and things to expect... an evil Botan... etc...