* Title: Miss-understand-ing // * Chapter 2: Ball Censored // * Authors:
FroZen_FiRe and Emerald Space2
* Slam Dunk characters © Takehiko Inoue.
To unchained: This fic was supposed to be a one shot fic, but since you guys gave such nice positive reviews, we felt we should continue the fic. ~Emerald Space2
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Sakuragi: Hey Micchy, can I have some of your balls?
(Akagi punches Sakuragi on the head.)
Sakuragi: Teme Gorilla! Why did you do that for?! * rubs his lump on his head *
Akagi: From now on, the word 'balls' is banned! No one in the Shohoku basketball team is allowed to say it!
Sakuragi: So Micchy, can I have some of your gums?
Haruko: * imagines Sakuragi pulling Mitsui's gums out of his mouth * Ewwww....
(Mitsui shows his 'razor sharp' teeth as a warning to Sakuragi...........and)
Mitsui: See this! Do you still want my gums?
Sakuragi: I don't want to see your sharp, demonic, piranha-like teeth Micchy! I just want your gums!
Kogure: Let's not get into a fight now, guys! The basketb-
(Akagi glares at Kogure.)
Kogure: b-b-b
(Akagi glares harder at Kogure)
Kogure: b-b-b
(Akagi glares even harder at Kogure till Kogure shrinks back.)
Kogure: Eh-heh... * sweats * The practice game will start within 2 minutes.
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Setting: Ryonan's basketball court.
Time: The basketball game has started.
(P.s: Even though Sendoh was injured, he still plays.)
Sakuragi: PASS!
(Akagi passes the ball to Rukawa.)
Sakuragi: !!! Gorilla! Why do you always pass the ball to Rukawa?!
(Akagi glares at Sakuragi.)
[* Ahem, Ahem * PG -13 rating from here onwards.]
Sakuragi: I mean, why do you always pass the orange round thing to Rukawa?!
Miyagi: Orange round thing? You don't mean that... * ahem *
Mitsui: Oranges? Big ones on girls or small ones on guys?!
Sakuragi: Noo! I mean the... the....
Mitsui: The what? The what?
Sakuragi: The round thing! The thing! The aargghh!!
Mit & Miy: ?
Sakuragi: The round orang thing that Rukawa always gets to hold!
Mitsui: He holds or he gropes?
Sakuragi: What is 'gropes'?
Miyagi: Uh... rubbing.
Sakuragi: We only do that when we are cleaning the orange round thing!
Mitsui: 'We'?! You mean you and Rukawa --- ?!
MiyagiL Oh my -- !
Mitsui: Both of you do THAT?!
Sakuragi: * very confused * Ar...? * sees the ball being passed to Sendoh * Oh no! The thing! The thing!
Miyagi: Thing?
Mitsui: What thing?
Sakuragi: Get the thing! * runs towards Sendoh * Get the thing from Sendoh!
(Too late! Sendoh had scored a point for Ryonan.)
Sakuragi: * angry tone * Mitsui, Ryota! Why didn't you help to get the thing?!
Miyagi: Thing...?
Mitsui: What thing? * suspicious *
Sakuragi: You know! The thing! The circular, orange, bouncy thing! Sendoh had it!
Miyagi: Circular... bouncy... orange.... thing?!?! You don't mean that thing...? * mouth hangs open *
Mitsui: And you want us to get it from Sendoh?! * Extremely shocked expression *
Sakuragi: [*thinks: They finally understand that 'thing' is the ball! But why do they look so shocked about it?*]
(But actually, Miyagi and Mitsui thought Sakuragi was talking about something pervertic.)
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(Uozumi and Sendoh had overheard Sakuragi, Mitsui and Miyagi's conversation.)
Uozumi: Maybe it was a bad idea inviting them for a practice game. And Sendoh, be careful.
Sendoh: What do you mean 'be careful'?
Uozumi: They're after your thing.
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(Akagi punches Ryota, Mitsui and Sakuragi on the head.)
Akagi: Bakarou! Pay attention to the game! Look at the score!
( Ryonan = 57 , Shohoku = 38 )
Uozumi: Your team is nothing but hentais.
Akagi: How dare you say that!! Shohoku will win!
(Ryonan scores a 3 point shot.... again!)
Uozumi: You were saying? Maybe you're one of them! I'm getting away from you, (as Hanamichi would say it) Gorilla! Hahahahah!
Akagi: .... [*thinks: Psycho*]
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Ryota: Since Sakuragi is gay, we should start calling him the 'Queen of Rebound'.
(Sakuragi head butts Ryota. Ryota falls to the ground with a lump on his forehead.)
Sakuragi: Shut up you edible frog! This tensai is gay free!
(Rukawa kicks Sakuragi on the butt.)
Sakuragi: Teme kitsune! Why did you do that for?!
Rukawa: Do'ahou! It's irritating to see you guys talk during the practice game while I'm doing all the work! (Rukawa looks very exhausted.)
Mitsui: Aw... Sakuragi, your darling kitsune is very annoyed with you.
(Sakuragi head butts Mitsui. Mitsui falls down next to Ryota.)
Sakuragi: I said this tensai is gay free!
Ryota: * Mumbles * You mean this tensai is brain free. * Stands up *
Mitsui: * Stands up * To come to think about it, I think Rukawa has only kicked Sakuragi's ass.
Rukawa: Hn? * kicks Mitsui's ass *
(A very angry 'gorilla' comes... and....)
Akagi: What are you all think you're doing here? Ryonan is winning, we have to catch up and ... (Sendoh goes near the net) Get the thing! Sakuragi, GO!!!!! Get that 'thing' from Sendoh! Rebound! Rebound!
Ryota: Oh no! Not captain too!
Mitsui: The Gorilla has become a hentai like the 'Rebound Queen'!
Ryota: But why are they both so interested only in Sendoh's 'thing'?!
(Sakuragi manages to get the rebound in time! But Uozumi manages to snatch the ball out of Sakuragi's hands!)
Sakuragi: Argh! Boss ape! I'll get the 'thing' from you no matter what!
Ryota: Okay... so the 'Rebound Queen' is also interested in Uozumi's 'thing'.
(Ryonan has scored again! Time out!)
~
[Akagi has decided to discuss their playing strategy with the Shohoku basketball players.]
Akagi: First of all of our discussion of strategy, we do NOT TALK during a game! No one is allowed to say ANYTHING at ALL!
Sakuragi: But -- !
Akagi: But what?! You guys were having your sweet talk while Rukawa and I had to play against the whole of Ryonan team! Look at Rukawa! He's exhausted already!
Rukawa: Zzzzzzzzz....
Ayako: Oh no! Rukawa! You can't fall asleep now! Wake up!
(To be continued....)
* Slam Dunk characters © Takehiko Inoue.
To unchained: This fic was supposed to be a one shot fic, but since you guys gave such nice positive reviews, we felt we should continue the fic. ~Emerald Space2
~
Sakuragi: Hey Micchy, can I have some of your balls?
(Akagi punches Sakuragi on the head.)
Sakuragi: Teme Gorilla! Why did you do that for?! * rubs his lump on his head *
Akagi: From now on, the word 'balls' is banned! No one in the Shohoku basketball team is allowed to say it!
Sakuragi: So Micchy, can I have some of your gums?
Haruko: * imagines Sakuragi pulling Mitsui's gums out of his mouth * Ewwww....
(Mitsui shows his 'razor sharp' teeth as a warning to Sakuragi...........and)
Mitsui: See this! Do you still want my gums?
Sakuragi: I don't want to see your sharp, demonic, piranha-like teeth Micchy! I just want your gums!
Kogure: Let's not get into a fight now, guys! The basketb-
(Akagi glares at Kogure.)
Kogure: b-b-b
(Akagi glares harder at Kogure)
Kogure: b-b-b
(Akagi glares even harder at Kogure till Kogure shrinks back.)
Kogure: Eh-heh... * sweats * The practice game will start within 2 minutes.
~
Setting: Ryonan's basketball court.
Time: The basketball game has started.
(P.s: Even though Sendoh was injured, he still plays.)
Sakuragi: PASS!
(Akagi passes the ball to Rukawa.)
Sakuragi: !!! Gorilla! Why do you always pass the ball to Rukawa?!
(Akagi glares at Sakuragi.)
[* Ahem, Ahem * PG -13 rating from here onwards.]
Sakuragi: I mean, why do you always pass the orange round thing to Rukawa?!
Miyagi: Orange round thing? You don't mean that... * ahem *
Mitsui: Oranges? Big ones on girls or small ones on guys?!
Sakuragi: Noo! I mean the... the....
Mitsui: The what? The what?
Sakuragi: The round thing! The thing! The aargghh!!
Mit & Miy: ?
Sakuragi: The round orang thing that Rukawa always gets to hold!
Mitsui: He holds or he gropes?
Sakuragi: What is 'gropes'?
Miyagi: Uh... rubbing.
Sakuragi: We only do that when we are cleaning the orange round thing!
Mitsui: 'We'?! You mean you and Rukawa --- ?!
MiyagiL Oh my -- !
Mitsui: Both of you do THAT?!
Sakuragi: * very confused * Ar...? * sees the ball being passed to Sendoh * Oh no! The thing! The thing!
Miyagi: Thing?
Mitsui: What thing?
Sakuragi: Get the thing! * runs towards Sendoh * Get the thing from Sendoh!
(Too late! Sendoh had scored a point for Ryonan.)
Sakuragi: * angry tone * Mitsui, Ryota! Why didn't you help to get the thing?!
Miyagi: Thing...?
Mitsui: What thing? * suspicious *
Sakuragi: You know! The thing! The circular, orange, bouncy thing! Sendoh had it!
Miyagi: Circular... bouncy... orange.... thing?!?! You don't mean that thing...? * mouth hangs open *
Mitsui: And you want us to get it from Sendoh?! * Extremely shocked expression *
Sakuragi: [*thinks: They finally understand that 'thing' is the ball! But why do they look so shocked about it?*]
(But actually, Miyagi and Mitsui thought Sakuragi was talking about something pervertic.)
~
(Uozumi and Sendoh had overheard Sakuragi, Mitsui and Miyagi's conversation.)
Uozumi: Maybe it was a bad idea inviting them for a practice game. And Sendoh, be careful.
Sendoh: What do you mean 'be careful'?
Uozumi: They're after your thing.
~
(Akagi punches Ryota, Mitsui and Sakuragi on the head.)
Akagi: Bakarou! Pay attention to the game! Look at the score!
( Ryonan = 57 , Shohoku = 38 )
Uozumi: Your team is nothing but hentais.
Akagi: How dare you say that!! Shohoku will win!
(Ryonan scores a 3 point shot.... again!)
Uozumi: You were saying? Maybe you're one of them! I'm getting away from you, (as Hanamichi would say it) Gorilla! Hahahahah!
Akagi: .... [*thinks: Psycho*]
~
Ryota: Since Sakuragi is gay, we should start calling him the 'Queen of Rebound'.
(Sakuragi head butts Ryota. Ryota falls to the ground with a lump on his forehead.)
Sakuragi: Shut up you edible frog! This tensai is gay free!
(Rukawa kicks Sakuragi on the butt.)
Sakuragi: Teme kitsune! Why did you do that for?!
Rukawa: Do'ahou! It's irritating to see you guys talk during the practice game while I'm doing all the work! (Rukawa looks very exhausted.)
Mitsui: Aw... Sakuragi, your darling kitsune is very annoyed with you.
(Sakuragi head butts Mitsui. Mitsui falls down next to Ryota.)
Sakuragi: I said this tensai is gay free!
Ryota: * Mumbles * You mean this tensai is brain free. * Stands up *
Mitsui: * Stands up * To come to think about it, I think Rukawa has only kicked Sakuragi's ass.
Rukawa: Hn? * kicks Mitsui's ass *
(A very angry 'gorilla' comes... and....)
Akagi: What are you all think you're doing here? Ryonan is winning, we have to catch up and ... (Sendoh goes near the net) Get the thing! Sakuragi, GO!!!!! Get that 'thing' from Sendoh! Rebound! Rebound!
Ryota: Oh no! Not captain too!
Mitsui: The Gorilla has become a hentai like the 'Rebound Queen'!
Ryota: But why are they both so interested only in Sendoh's 'thing'?!
(Sakuragi manages to get the rebound in time! But Uozumi manages to snatch the ball out of Sakuragi's hands!)
Sakuragi: Argh! Boss ape! I'll get the 'thing' from you no matter what!
Ryota: Okay... so the 'Rebound Queen' is also interested in Uozumi's 'thing'.
(Ryonan has scored again! Time out!)
~
[Akagi has decided to discuss their playing strategy with the Shohoku basketball players.]
Akagi: First of all of our discussion of strategy, we do NOT TALK during a game! No one is allowed to say ANYTHING at ALL!
Sakuragi: But -- !
Akagi: But what?! You guys were having your sweet talk while Rukawa and I had to play against the whole of Ryonan team! Look at Rukawa! He's exhausted already!
Rukawa: Zzzzzzzzz....
Ayako: Oh no! Rukawa! You can't fall asleep now! Wake up!
(To be continued....)