Mysty's Note: Ok... so it took me WAY to long to get this post up, it's been a very busy summer. ; Sorry.
Disclaimer: I don't own YuYu Hakusho... or LOTR. But I do own Mysty, RTOD, etc...
And the Prize Is...:
Yusuke's and Keiko's chests rose and fell in unison. Keiko's head lay on Yusuke's bare chest, and his arm was around her. Hiei sighed, and shot a glance at Kurama, who happened to see it. "No."'
Mysty slapped Hiei, and turned back to the sleeping couple. She took a deep breath and... "WAKE UP!" Botan winced, and Kuwabara jumped. Yusuke and Keiko both woke... blinking at the people above them. "Glad to see your awake," said Mysty with a smile.
"I'm defiantly not glad to be awake," answered Yusuke.
"Why?"
"Cause, I'm stuck in this fucking bathroom, with you!"
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
"You do nothing... you must like torturing us!"
"I DO NOTHING?!!! At least I don't have sex all day in someone's jacuzzi."
"My private life is not to be brought up here."
"You must mean your public life... you're a disgrace. PUT SOME CLOTHING ON!"
"What's wrong with being naked? Nudity is GOOD!"
"I don't care... If you don't put some clothes on right now, you are disqualified. Same goes for Miss Keiko over there."
Keiko blushed, and Yusuke sighed. "Fine." Keiko stepped out of the jacuzzi first, oblivious to the fact that Kuwabara and Hiei were both staring down below. She slipped on her clothes, and Mysty sent her a smile. "Thank you. YUSUKE!" "I'm coming, mom," he said as he hopped out of the jacuzzi in a rush. He slipped on his clothes, pretending not to see that angry glances that Mysty was sending his way.
"Wait a second," spoke Yusuke. "You never told us our prize for suffering in this god forsaken bathroom!" Botan nodded, "bingo! You're right, Yusuke." "For once," added Hiei in an undertone. Mysty blushed, "Well..." "Spit it out already," yelled Hiei.
She sighed. "I'm sort on the broke side, but whoever wins gets $100! ::crickets are heard:: "$100... only... $100. You must be joking." "I'm not joking, Kuwabara."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
"That sucks!"
"I AGREE with the baka for once," spoke Hiei. "You better up it..." Mysty groaned, "Fine... I'll add a plushie of your choice. The plushies available are Kurama, Hiei, Botan , Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara... and one of me!"
A/N: Booing is heard at the Mysty plushie
Hiei's face lit up. "A Kurama plushie!" His voice changed into a smegol/golem voice. "Yesss, Hiei would molessst it, and hug it. Hiei's preciousss." Mysty sighed, "One more thing... if Kurama loses, he's mine." Kurama gulped, "Please... be joking." "Sorry, no joke." "NOOOOO!"
Hiei jumped, and spun around. "Oh my poor darling," he said patting Kurama's hair. "Hiei won't let the nasty Mysty hurt you." "I'm RIGHT HERE!" Kurama pulled away from Hiei, and retired to his 'corner.'
Mysty sighed again. "By the way, tomorrow is your first task. And it's really difficult!"
A/N: Crickets...
She exited the room, locking the door behind her... "She's gone," exclaimed Botan! "And that's good, because?," asked Yusuke. "I want to kill yoyu!"
A/N: Forget the crickets, some good unnatural silence.
"You want to what?," spoke Kuwabara. "KILL YUSUKE!" Botan ran over to a cowering Yusuke... "You have ruined my reputation ("She had a reputation?," whispered Hiei) by having public sex... In a room full of innocent ("We're innocent?," commented Hiei again) humans..." "And demons," spoke up Kurama. "SHUT UP!," added Botan. "I WANT YUSUKE DEAD!"
She reaches out to grab Yusuke and... "SPIRIT GUN!" A shot of blue spirit energy comes at the deranged girl... Missing her by inches. "God damn it, Yusuke. You missed!," spoke up Hiei. "You would too... At any rate, she fainted."
Kuwabara walked over to Botan, and smell her breath. "She's been drinking." "Botan drinks?!," said Yusuke. "She's ALWAYS telling me off for doing things like that." Keiko let out a giggle... "It's not funny."
A/N: That night
Botan woke up... "Where am I?" "In a bathroom, you baka," said Hiei. She rolled her eyes and shakily got to her feet. The sink is blown up... from the explosion.
Mysty enters the room. "What the fuck happened here?" "A little fight between a drunk and a baka, what did you think?" "You should learn to use less sarcasm Hiei, it would do you good."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Shut up both of you!," yelled Kurama. "Hello sweetie," said Hiei. "MEEP!" Kurama's bright head disappeared under a towel. Mysty rolled her eyes, and sighed... "I need that sink fixed... or else." "And how should we fix it?," said Yusuke. "With towels and shampoo, perhaps?" "Shut up... I'll drop off your supplies... tomorrow during your task will be a good time..." A smirk appeared on her lips. "Yes, a very good time."
A/N: End of chapter 3
Mysty's Note: This chapter isn't very good... I know. I'm VERY rusty... so sorry. Anyway, REVIEW ME!