Title: Miss-understand-ing
Chapter 3: Date Anyone?
- How izz the 2nd chap. Compared 2 da first, readers? -
+ We think we prefer the first chapter.
Emerald Space2 thinks: I don't wanna write anymore. I'm starting to become a hentaiiii!!!!
FroZen_FiRe thinks: Oh! 2 you readers who rite VERY super-long stories!!! .... where do you get yer inspiration from? Hentai?? My brains are freezing!! Oh... I think it's frozen. I'm getting more hentai. Poor me! Isk.... isk.....
Emerald Space2 thinks: I'm hentai da be de da be dai, da be dee, da be dai, da be de da be dai... - - ( It's a hymn from "Blue" by Eiffel 65.)
- LOL - Thanx 4 reading! Especially to those who reviewed! We appreciate it! More reviews plz!!! Or else we won't continue! Bwahahahahahhahaha!
P.s: Sorry for the title change. .
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Fiery Ice: Hey, I'll b in da hosp. 2!! 2 visit u!! Mwahaha! - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
anime_freak: DARN YOU!!! You are one HAPPIE-hippie reader. Glad you liked it!! Any ideas? - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
anime_freak: Where do we get these *hentai* ideas...?! Uh... it was inspired by FroZen_FiRe's wax balls. Being my usual stupid self, I thought the wax balls were gumballs and nearly ate it. Anyway, since we originally wanted to do a MYSTERY story, so I said "Have you seen my balls?" And so, we got all hentai, (or at least I did) and started writing. ~Emerald Space2
megane chan: You're a hentai 2?? Wow! LOL - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
tensaispira: Hey, i thot dat i wuzz de 'tensai' here!! Oh, boy! - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
Silhouette Panther: Hey.... excusez mua? YOURS is perverted and... *ahem*- ly LOL! LOL! Funny! *LOL* - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
Shirodachi: If .... Mitchi juzz said gumballs, den I guess you won't go O_o - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
Super rookie: Glad you liked it :D - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
unchained: Yers izz not bad 2!! - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
sLL: Thankies! At least I know I didn't waste my time trying to do the 2nd chapter. How do we do this fic? One hentainess at a time. ~ Emerald Space2
sLL: Yer "Hahaha's" sure is never ending! Hope you'll give some ideas! Our brains are getting' rusty now! - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
Star of Recca: Unlike some people, I do prefer to stick to the characteristics created by the almighty Takehiko Inoue. Sendoh is not a hentai. ~ Emerald Space2
Star of Recca: Wow! U r de first reviewer!! You have currently won a fire that izz frozen... hahahah! Juzz kiddin'. Thankx. - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p (Emerald Space2 thinks: ............................O.o) * points up to the Emerald Space2 * -- She's crazy - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p (Emerald Space2 thinks: Not like she's any better.) =P - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
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I pity the misused words - FroZen_FiRe -
I pity our hentaied brains. ~ Emerald Space2
Emerald Space2: Ee... saya rasa sangat gatal la....
(Everyone stares at Emerald Space2)
Emerald Space2: No-lah! Very itchy! * scratches her head * Itchy....
( People who understand this, plz reply by reviewing or e-mailing emeraldspace2@angelfire.com )
~
Akagi: Shohoku must win!
( Cheers from the basketball players. )
Sakuragi: Let's do it! Show them what we got!
Mit & Miy: Eeww....
~
Time: The practice game continues.
[ Sakuragi is franticly trying to do sign language to Mitsui. ]
Mitsui: * trying to understand the sign language * Put... Sendoh... WHAT?! Sakuragi!
How could you want me to put Sendoh's thing into the hole?! * ducks a Gorilla punch *
[ Sakuragi slaps his forehead. ]
Mitsui: Oh no! Sakuragi, I will not slap the 'thing' on my face! * ducks another Gorilla punch *
[ Sakuragi silently mouths the word 'no' and shakes his head ]
Mitsui: Oh no! Sakuragi, I will NOT do that! I'm getting away from you! * runs to Mr Anzai * Member change! Member change!
~
Time: After the practice match.
Setting: Train carriage.
( The Shohoku basketball players are eating dates - which is a type of sweet mid-east fruit. )
[ Haruko enters. ]
Sakuragi: * Chomp, chomp * Haruko, do you want a date?
Haruko: * blushes * [*thinks: He wants to date me!*] * shy voice * Ok.... * blush * [*thinks: I just realized that I actually like Sakuragi more than a friend! I'm glad he feels the same way--*]
[ Sakuragi gives Haruko a fruit called a date. ]
Haruko: Hm? * blink, blink * * stares at the food that she doesn't recognize *
Sakuragi: You should feel the date if it has a seed.
Haruko: ....? Feel....?
SakuragiL * Nods * When it is in your mouth, you feel it with your tongue.
[ Haruko stares at Sakuragi with bewilderedness and shock. ]
Sakuragi: Argh, I think I swallowed my last date's seed!
Haruko: Sakuragi! How could you do such a thing?! * runs out of the train crying *
Sakuragi: ?
( The train departs. )
Haruko: * sudden realization * Oh no! The train is departing! Stop! Train! Stopppp~!
( In the train -- )
Sakuragi: Don't worry Haruko! I'll stop the train for you! * presses the emergency button and the train stops moving. *
( Haruko was touched by Sakuragi's act of "bravery" and decided to forgive him. )
[ Trainmaster enters the carriage and scolded the Shohoku basketball team. The trainmaster got so mad that Sakuragi was thrown out of the train. Sakuragi and Haruko had to walk all the way back to Shohoku, not knowing that Sakuragi still had a date in his pocket. ]
~
Time: Sakuragi and Haruko walking to Shohoku.
( Sakuragi put his hands in his pocket and found there is one date inside his pocket. )
Sakuragi: Haruko.
Haruko: Yes Sakuragi?
Sakuragi: I only have one date.
[ Haruko thinks: Sakuragi is so sweet and sincere to say that I am his one and only-- ]
Sakuragi: So I'll just break it into half.
Haruko: WHAT?!
Sakuragi: I found one of my dates in my pocket.
Haruko: You don't actually mean that -- [* thinks: Oh my gosh! Sakuragi cuts up the people that he dates and put them in his pocket! * ]
~
Sakuragi: Do you like dates, Haruko?
Haruko: I've never been on a real date before, but I guess I might like dates.
Sakuragi: Huh?! You mean you've been on artificial dates?! [* imgines Haruko stepping on artificial dates. *] But why would you want to be on them?
Haruko: Why would I want to be on a date? Um... * blush * to get to know somebody better.
Sakuragi: !
~
( Sakuragi and Haruko pass by an old woman selling dates. )
Woman: Dates for sale! Dates for sale!
Haruko: Why is the woman selling dates? Are dates prostitutes?
Sakuragi: How could a fruit be a prostitute?
Haruko: Huh? You mean your date is a fruit?
Sakuragi: Hai!
Haruko: What sort of fruit is your date?
Sakuragi: Hah? My date is a date.
Haruko: * blink, blink * * goes to ask the woman instead * Why are you selling dates?
Woman: To earn a living.
Sakuragi: Haruko-chan! Why are you asking that?!
( A happy couple comes to the woman's stall. )
Guy: [ To his girlfriend ] My dear date, would you like a date?
Saku & Haru: Why did you say that?!
Gal: Because I like dates, and my date knows that.
Sakuragi: NANI?! I didn't know dates could think!
Haruko: You already have a date, why would you want another date?
Sakuragi: Haruko-chan, people ask for another date because they are hungry!
Haruko: How can you even think about boiling and cutting up dates and--
Sakuragi: We don't boil and cut up dates.
Haruko: Oh. I nearly thought--
Sakuragi: We eat dates raw.
Haruko: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Guy: You kids seem to have misunderstood each other. You're talking about two different kinds of dates.
Sakuragi: No need to tell this tensai! This tensai knows that date means the fruit and the number of day on the calender! Nyahahahahahahaha!
Haruko: But I thought a date is a meeting for two people to know each other better!
Guy: Alright, alright, there are THREE different meanings for the same word.
Haruko: Ohhh... so date also means a type of fruit.
Sakuragi: Nani?! Why do people invent these meanings to confuse a tensai like me?!
Haruko: Sakuragi-kun, I'm sorry for misunderstanding you.
Sakuragi: Ha... Ha... Haruko-chan.... Nyaha! Don't worry! This tensai is very forgiving! Nyahahahahaha!
~
( End of chappie. ^^ )
Chapter 3: Date Anyone?
- How izz the 2nd chap. Compared 2 da first, readers? -
+ We think we prefer the first chapter.
Emerald Space2 thinks: I don't wanna write anymore. I'm starting to become a hentaiiii!!!!
FroZen_FiRe thinks: Oh! 2 you readers who rite VERY super-long stories!!! .... where do you get yer inspiration from? Hentai?? My brains are freezing!! Oh... I think it's frozen. I'm getting more hentai. Poor me! Isk.... isk.....
Emerald Space2 thinks: I'm hentai da be de da be dai, da be dee, da be dai, da be de da be dai... - - ( It's a hymn from "Blue" by Eiffel 65.)
- LOL - Thanx 4 reading! Especially to those who reviewed! We appreciate it! More reviews plz!!! Or else we won't continue! Bwahahahahahhahaha!
P.s: Sorry for the title change. .
***
Fiery Ice: Hey, I'll b in da hosp. 2!! 2 visit u!! Mwahaha! - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
anime_freak: DARN YOU!!! You are one HAPPIE-hippie reader. Glad you liked it!! Any ideas? - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
anime_freak: Where do we get these *hentai* ideas...?! Uh... it was inspired by FroZen_FiRe's wax balls. Being my usual stupid self, I thought the wax balls were gumballs and nearly ate it. Anyway, since we originally wanted to do a MYSTERY story, so I said "Have you seen my balls?" And so, we got all hentai, (or at least I did) and started writing. ~Emerald Space2
megane chan: You're a hentai 2?? Wow! LOL - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
tensaispira: Hey, i thot dat i wuzz de 'tensai' here!! Oh, boy! - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
Silhouette Panther: Hey.... excusez mua? YOURS is perverted and... *ahem*- ly LOL! LOL! Funny! *LOL* - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
Shirodachi: If .... Mitchi juzz said gumballs, den I guess you won't go O_o - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
Super rookie: Glad you liked it :D - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
unchained: Yers izz not bad 2!! - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
sLL: Thankies! At least I know I didn't waste my time trying to do the 2nd chapter. How do we do this fic? One hentainess at a time. ~ Emerald Space2
sLL: Yer "Hahaha's" sure is never ending! Hope you'll give some ideas! Our brains are getting' rusty now! - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
Star of Recca: Unlike some people, I do prefer to stick to the characteristics created by the almighty Takehiko Inoue. Sendoh is not a hentai. ~ Emerald Space2
Star of Recca: Wow! U r de first reviewer!! You have currently won a fire that izz frozen... hahahah! Juzz kiddin'. Thankx. - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p (Emerald Space2 thinks: ............................O.o) * points up to the Emerald Space2 * -- She's crazy - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p (Emerald Space2 thinks: Not like she's any better.) =P - From FroZen_FiRe - ;p
***
I pity the misused words - FroZen_FiRe -
I pity our hentaied brains. ~ Emerald Space2
Emerald Space2: Ee... saya rasa sangat gatal la....
(Everyone stares at Emerald Space2)
Emerald Space2: No-lah! Very itchy! * scratches her head * Itchy....
( People who understand this, plz reply by reviewing or e-mailing emeraldspace2@angelfire.com )
~
Akagi: Shohoku must win!
( Cheers from the basketball players. )
Sakuragi: Let's do it! Show them what we got!
Mit & Miy: Eeww....
~
Time: The practice game continues.
[ Sakuragi is franticly trying to do sign language to Mitsui. ]
Mitsui: * trying to understand the sign language * Put... Sendoh... WHAT?! Sakuragi!
How could you want me to put Sendoh's thing into the hole?! * ducks a Gorilla punch *
[ Sakuragi slaps his forehead. ]
Mitsui: Oh no! Sakuragi, I will not slap the 'thing' on my face! * ducks another Gorilla punch *
[ Sakuragi silently mouths the word 'no' and shakes his head ]
Mitsui: Oh no! Sakuragi, I will NOT do that! I'm getting away from you! * runs to Mr Anzai * Member change! Member change!
~
Time: After the practice match.
Setting: Train carriage.
( The Shohoku basketball players are eating dates - which is a type of sweet mid-east fruit. )
[ Haruko enters. ]
Sakuragi: * Chomp, chomp * Haruko, do you want a date?
Haruko: * blushes * [*thinks: He wants to date me!*] * shy voice * Ok.... * blush * [*thinks: I just realized that I actually like Sakuragi more than a friend! I'm glad he feels the same way--*]
[ Sakuragi gives Haruko a fruit called a date. ]
Haruko: Hm? * blink, blink * * stares at the food that she doesn't recognize *
Sakuragi: You should feel the date if it has a seed.
Haruko: ....? Feel....?
SakuragiL * Nods * When it is in your mouth, you feel it with your tongue.
[ Haruko stares at Sakuragi with bewilderedness and shock. ]
Sakuragi: Argh, I think I swallowed my last date's seed!
Haruko: Sakuragi! How could you do such a thing?! * runs out of the train crying *
Sakuragi: ?
( The train departs. )
Haruko: * sudden realization * Oh no! The train is departing! Stop! Train! Stopppp~!
( In the train -- )
Sakuragi: Don't worry Haruko! I'll stop the train for you! * presses the emergency button and the train stops moving. *
( Haruko was touched by Sakuragi's act of "bravery" and decided to forgive him. )
[ Trainmaster enters the carriage and scolded the Shohoku basketball team. The trainmaster got so mad that Sakuragi was thrown out of the train. Sakuragi and Haruko had to walk all the way back to Shohoku, not knowing that Sakuragi still had a date in his pocket. ]
~
Time: Sakuragi and Haruko walking to Shohoku.
( Sakuragi put his hands in his pocket and found there is one date inside his pocket. )
Sakuragi: Haruko.
Haruko: Yes Sakuragi?
Sakuragi: I only have one date.
[ Haruko thinks: Sakuragi is so sweet and sincere to say that I am his one and only-- ]
Sakuragi: So I'll just break it into half.
Haruko: WHAT?!
Sakuragi: I found one of my dates in my pocket.
Haruko: You don't actually mean that -- [* thinks: Oh my gosh! Sakuragi cuts up the people that he dates and put them in his pocket! * ]
~
Sakuragi: Do you like dates, Haruko?
Haruko: I've never been on a real date before, but I guess I might like dates.
Sakuragi: Huh?! You mean you've been on artificial dates?! [* imgines Haruko stepping on artificial dates. *] But why would you want to be on them?
Haruko: Why would I want to be on a date? Um... * blush * to get to know somebody better.
Sakuragi: !
~
( Sakuragi and Haruko pass by an old woman selling dates. )
Woman: Dates for sale! Dates for sale!
Haruko: Why is the woman selling dates? Are dates prostitutes?
Sakuragi: How could a fruit be a prostitute?
Haruko: Huh? You mean your date is a fruit?
Sakuragi: Hai!
Haruko: What sort of fruit is your date?
Sakuragi: Hah? My date is a date.
Haruko: * blink, blink * * goes to ask the woman instead * Why are you selling dates?
Woman: To earn a living.
Sakuragi: Haruko-chan! Why are you asking that?!
( A happy couple comes to the woman's stall. )
Guy: [ To his girlfriend ] My dear date, would you like a date?
Saku & Haru: Why did you say that?!
Gal: Because I like dates, and my date knows that.
Sakuragi: NANI?! I didn't know dates could think!
Haruko: You already have a date, why would you want another date?
Sakuragi: Haruko-chan, people ask for another date because they are hungry!
Haruko: How can you even think about boiling and cutting up dates and--
Sakuragi: We don't boil and cut up dates.
Haruko: Oh. I nearly thought--
Sakuragi: We eat dates raw.
Haruko: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Guy: You kids seem to have misunderstood each other. You're talking about two different kinds of dates.
Sakuragi: No need to tell this tensai! This tensai knows that date means the fruit and the number of day on the calender! Nyahahahahahahaha!
Haruko: But I thought a date is a meeting for two people to know each other better!
Guy: Alright, alright, there are THREE different meanings for the same word.
Haruko: Ohhh... so date also means a type of fruit.
Sakuragi: Nani?! Why do people invent these meanings to confuse a tensai like me?!
Haruko: Sakuragi-kun, I'm sorry for misunderstanding you.
Sakuragi: Ha... Ha... Haruko-chan.... Nyaha! Don't worry! This tensai is very forgiving! Nyahahahahaha!
~
( End of chappie. ^^ )