YAYNESS!! Now Vita, Mary and Kim write a fic, (each POV is written by that person herself, unless it is a character POV, then it's all of us). We really do not care if u like or not, if u do not then do not read it.
Disclaimer: We do not own InuYasha, Rumiko Takahashi does. We own ourselves though!
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Kim's POV
We were all sitting around the TV watching InuYasha, thinking of ways to kill Kikyo and about how cute InuYasha is, and what a good pair him and Kagome make, when the TV started to get all fuzzy. There was a loud bang (which Mary did not notice because she was too absorbed in the show, she did not realize was being interrupted.)
Kim and Vita- Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary-shhh…
Mary was so zoned out, she did not notice as the characters from InuYasha appeared in Vita's den. Seeing as we all love InuYasha so much, Vita and me immediately, lached on to InuYasha arms and started to play with his hair and ears.
Mary-Hey, get out of the way! I said….
Vita and I then noticed Kikyo was blocking the TV
Mary, Kim, and Vita- Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We all attacked Kikyo, I was smart and grabbed on of kagome's arrows, she didn't notice because she was still jealous of how me and Vita had drooled all over InuYasha (he was still in a daze trying to figure out who we were and why we liked him,) I took the arrow, broke it in three and gave two of the pieces to my friends. I kept the piece with the arrowhead for myself. The three of us stabbed Kikyo in the heart in unison. She fell to the ground as nothing more than a pile of dust. Now it was time for us to latch onto InuYasha and figure out why they came here. (And of all places to, they should have gone to Hawaii or something.)
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Vita's POV
Me: First, So…. Watr u doin here?
InuYasha: Why are you so nosy?
Kagome: Shouldn't you fix your grammar? Your speech is a little weird.
Just then, Mary snapped outta her TV dream mode and latched onto Inu too.
Inu: Would you get the h*** off me?! Hey…. Why are the words not showing up? The 'e', 'l', and 'l' are missing.
Mary, Kim, and me: Sorry Inu, we have to keep this PG-13 at most.
Me: I cuss more than u anyhoo.
Inu: Oh, is that a challenge you little b****?
Me: *smirks* Bring it on ya dumba**.
Kim: Noooo!! You cannot say that to Inu! *mutters* Kagome'll kill you.
Inu: Kagome will what? Hey! Don't call me 'Inu'!
Mary: C'mon girls, I have a plan. *whispering*.
Mary, Kim, an me looked at each other and started giggling. It was matchmaking time! In our hurry, we forgot about the perv.
Miroku: Ahem.
Mary, Kim, and me: Hmm? *Turn to Miroku*
Miroku grabbed our hands.
Miroku: Would one of you bear my child?
*Wham* *Thud* *Crash*
Miroku: Ow…..X.X
Me: An he's down 4 the count!
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Whoever's POV (By Kim And Vita) (This was going to be by Mary but she's to lazy to type.)
Vita Kim and Mary explained to everyone about them being TV characters.
Inu: This is too weird, hey did you guys just call me Inu again! Cut that out, type my name right!!!
Kim then starts to type his name as " lover-boy"
Lover-boy- Hey, cut that out! What's that supposed to mean anyways?!?!?!
Kim- Like you don't know….
Kim then starts looking back and forth between Lover-boy and Kagome
Lover-boy- Hey, stop it! Don't call me Lover-boy. Hey, what's with the shifty eyes, what the, are you seriously writing all this, *Reads computer screen* looking between me and…. Hey!!!! ghaah!!!!!
Lover-boy covers the screen as kagome tries to look.
Lover-boy- Stop calling me that!
Kim- Fine, then your new name will be…. *Types 'Kagome-Lover'*
Vita- *shoves Kim off the computer*
Kim- Hey, ouch, that hurts!
Vita: Sorry, but even I think the madness has gotta stop. Besides, don't you think we should start Truth-or-dare now?
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Well, I guess this is the end of the first chapter. If you didn't understand then you're a retard. (Just kidding.) Oh well, see you next time and remember to review!
~* Kim, Mary, and 'The Almighty Energizer Bunny' *~