Chapter 4: The Ass, The Stool and The 'Shit'.
( It was getting late and the train stalled. So the Shohoku basketball team has decided to rent a small, cheap room in an inn. So in the bathroom~ )
[ Mitsui enters. ]
( He sees Rukawa with his head in the sink. The tapwater is left running. )
Mitsui: Rukawa! What are you doing?
Rukawa: * sleepy voice * I'm ... washing my face .... Zzzzz ... and what are you doing?
Mitsui: I'm looking for a piece of sheet. Do you know where I can find one?
Rukawa: * still drowsy * Um... in the toilet bowl.... Zzz.....
Akagi [ diff room ] : * shouting * Mitsui! Where did you go?! Your things are all over the place!
Rukawa: He's looking for a piece of shit.
Aka & Mit & Kog [ diff room ] : ??!!
( Mitsui was busily trying to reach some cloth that was beyond his reach. )
Mitsui: * annoyed and frustrated at failing to get the cloth * Why isn't there any stools here? * grumbles *
Rukawa: Zzz... huh? Oh, because people always flush the toilet.
( P.s: Stool = [1.] stunted chair, [2.] poo-poo )
~
( Sakuragi and Haruko are getting tired from walking. )
Sakuragi: Ore wa tensai! I got an idea!
Haruko: * excited * Sogoi Sakuragi-kun! What is it?
Sakuragi: Let's pick an ass!
Haruko: * startled * Ah... Sakuragi... but that's so....
Sakuragi: Hai! Very tensai! Ore wa tensai! Nyahahahahaha!
Haruko: Uh... * backs away * Hentai....
Sakuragi: Hai! Hai! Ore wa hentai!
Haruko: !!! Sakuragi-kun!!! * storms away crying. *
Sakuragi: Eh? * sudden realisation * No Haruko-chan! I ment tensai! Tensai! * chases Haruko *
Haruko: * sobbing * Sakuragi-kun! For all my life, I always thought you were a nice guy!
Sakuragi: But I am a nice gay! Eh? Nononono! I ment _guy_!
Haruko: But you were actually a hentai! * wails *
Sakuragi: Haruko-chan, that was just the slip of the tensai's tongue. Not all tensai's are perfect, you know.
( A romantic mystical atmosphere surrounds Sakuragi and Haruko. Leaves and flowers magically twirl around them by the soft breeze. )
Haruko: Sakuragi-kun.... * smiles with tears in her eyes *
Sakuragi: Haruko-chan.... * smiles back *
Haruko: Sakuragi-kun.... I ....
Sakuragi: Look Haruko-chan! An ass! * points at a donkey *
Haruko: * closes her eyes * No! I will not look! No! I will not!
Sakuragi: But aren't you tired of walking?
Haruko: Well, yes....
Sakuragi: Are you afraid of asses?
Haruko: Err... not really... but--
Sakuragi: [* thinks: Oh, Haruko-chan is afraid of donkeys! *] Don't worry Haruko-chan! The tensai here will help you!
( Sakuragi brings Haruko to the donkeys that has a sign near them. )
Sakuragi: I will help you overcome your fear, Haruko-chan. Here, stroke the ass.
Haruko: Eep! No!
( Then Haruko spots a sign that says: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? )
[ Haruko looks at the donkey, and back at the sign, the donkey, the sign.... ]
Sakuragi: Um... Haruko-chan?
Haruko: * realises that 'ass' means donkey * Oh Sakuragi-kun! Anata wa tensai! * quickly seats herself apoun on of the donkeys. *
Sakuragi: [* thinks: Wow, Haruko-chan sure overcomes her fear really fast! *] Hai! Ore wa tensai! Nyahahahaha!
~**** Erm, PG-13 from here. Eheheheh... heh....=P ****~
( Kouichiro Nango, the Tsukubu basketball player stopped riding his motorcycle when he spotted Haruko resting near some donkeys. Unfortunately, Sakuragi was with her, so Kouichiro decided to hide in a nearby bush and listen to their conversation, but he can't see their actions. )
Sakuragi: I love you, you little ass! You're the tensai's saviour! Nyahahahahaha!
Kouichiro: ?!?!?!?!?!
Haruko: Isn't my ass nice? See, pat it Sakuragi-kun, the skin is so soft....
Sakuragi: Hai! * nuzzles donkey * Nice to nuzzle your ass! What do you think of mine?
[ Kouichiro clamps both his hands to his mouth. ]
Haruko: Hey, there's something in the mouth of your ass, see if I can take it out. * puts her hand in the donkey's mouth *
[ Kouichiro's face colour turns into a slight shade of sick green. ]
Sakuragi: No, not like that. Let me show you the tensai's way! * puts his hand in the donkey's mouth but the donkey bites his hand * Ah! Ah! Aahh!!
[ Kouichiro starts puking. ]
Haruko: Oh! Your hand is stuck to the ass' mouth! Let me help! * pries donkey's mouth open * Urgh!
[ Kouichiro begins hitting his fists against the ground. ]
Sakuragi: * takes out his sore hands * Ah... that feels much better Haruko- chan!
[ Kouichiro feels slightly better and stops his puking and fist-beating. ]
Haruko: * sees something coming out of the donkey's mouth * Something is coming out! I can see it!
Sakuragi: Ah Haruko-chan! Don't put your fingers in!
Haruko: I can see that it is... slimy... red... and round....
[ Kouichiro starts puking again. ]
Haruko: I can see a stick with it too!
( An apple falls out of the donkey's mouth. )
Haruko: * picks up the saliva-coated apple * Hey, it's quite squishy and soft!
Sakuragi: Oh no! Put it back in! Put it back in!
[ Kouichiro's eyes buldges. ]
Haruko: How?
Sakuragi: * takes apple * Just PU-U-USH it in! Eerghh! * forces apple into the donkey's mouth *
[ Kouichiro's eyes roll back and he faints with a thud. ]
Haruko: What was that sound?
Sakuragi: Oh, must be a cat! Let's slap out asses and be on our way! Nyahahahaha!
~**** end of PG-13 rating ^^ ****~
( Haruko and Sakuragi rode on the donkeys. They arrived in an inn and met up with the rest of the basketball team. )
( End of this chappy! =D )
( It was getting late and the train stalled. So the Shohoku basketball team has decided to rent a small, cheap room in an inn. So in the bathroom~ )
[ Mitsui enters. ]
( He sees Rukawa with his head in the sink. The tapwater is left running. )
Mitsui: Rukawa! What are you doing?
Rukawa: * sleepy voice * I'm ... washing my face .... Zzzzz ... and what are you doing?
Mitsui: I'm looking for a piece of sheet. Do you know where I can find one?
Rukawa: * still drowsy * Um... in the toilet bowl.... Zzz.....
Akagi [ diff room ] : * shouting * Mitsui! Where did you go?! Your things are all over the place!
Rukawa: He's looking for a piece of shit.
Aka & Mit & Kog [ diff room ] : ??!!
( Mitsui was busily trying to reach some cloth that was beyond his reach. )
Mitsui: * annoyed and frustrated at failing to get the cloth * Why isn't there any stools here? * grumbles *
Rukawa: Zzz... huh? Oh, because people always flush the toilet.
( P.s: Stool = [1.] stunted chair, [2.] poo-poo )
~
( Sakuragi and Haruko are getting tired from walking. )
Sakuragi: Ore wa tensai! I got an idea!
Haruko: * excited * Sogoi Sakuragi-kun! What is it?
Sakuragi: Let's pick an ass!
Haruko: * startled * Ah... Sakuragi... but that's so....
Sakuragi: Hai! Very tensai! Ore wa tensai! Nyahahahahaha!
Haruko: Uh... * backs away * Hentai....
Sakuragi: Hai! Hai! Ore wa hentai!
Haruko: !!! Sakuragi-kun!!! * storms away crying. *
Sakuragi: Eh? * sudden realisation * No Haruko-chan! I ment tensai! Tensai! * chases Haruko *
Haruko: * sobbing * Sakuragi-kun! For all my life, I always thought you were a nice guy!
Sakuragi: But I am a nice gay! Eh? Nononono! I ment _guy_!
Haruko: But you were actually a hentai! * wails *
Sakuragi: Haruko-chan, that was just the slip of the tensai's tongue. Not all tensai's are perfect, you know.
( A romantic mystical atmosphere surrounds Sakuragi and Haruko. Leaves and flowers magically twirl around them by the soft breeze. )
Haruko: Sakuragi-kun.... * smiles with tears in her eyes *
Sakuragi: Haruko-chan.... * smiles back *
Haruko: Sakuragi-kun.... I ....
Sakuragi: Look Haruko-chan! An ass! * points at a donkey *
Haruko: * closes her eyes * No! I will not look! No! I will not!
Sakuragi: But aren't you tired of walking?
Haruko: Well, yes....
Sakuragi: Are you afraid of asses?
Haruko: Err... not really... but--
Sakuragi: [* thinks: Oh, Haruko-chan is afraid of donkeys! *] Don't worry Haruko-chan! The tensai here will help you!
( Sakuragi brings Haruko to the donkeys that has a sign near them. )
Sakuragi: I will help you overcome your fear, Haruko-chan. Here, stroke the ass.
Haruko: Eep! No!
( Then Haruko spots a sign that says: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? )
[ Haruko looks at the donkey, and back at the sign, the donkey, the sign.... ]
Sakuragi: Um... Haruko-chan?
Haruko: * realises that 'ass' means donkey * Oh Sakuragi-kun! Anata wa tensai! * quickly seats herself apoun on of the donkeys. *
Sakuragi: [* thinks: Wow, Haruko-chan sure overcomes her fear really fast! *] Hai! Ore wa tensai! Nyahahahaha!
~**** Erm, PG-13 from here. Eheheheh... heh....=P ****~
( Kouichiro Nango, the Tsukubu basketball player stopped riding his motorcycle when he spotted Haruko resting near some donkeys. Unfortunately, Sakuragi was with her, so Kouichiro decided to hide in a nearby bush and listen to their conversation, but he can't see their actions. )
Sakuragi: I love you, you little ass! You're the tensai's saviour! Nyahahahahaha!
Kouichiro: ?!?!?!?!?!
Haruko: Isn't my ass nice? See, pat it Sakuragi-kun, the skin is so soft....
Sakuragi: Hai! * nuzzles donkey * Nice to nuzzle your ass! What do you think of mine?
[ Kouichiro clamps both his hands to his mouth. ]
Haruko: Hey, there's something in the mouth of your ass, see if I can take it out. * puts her hand in the donkey's mouth *
[ Kouichiro's face colour turns into a slight shade of sick green. ]
Sakuragi: No, not like that. Let me show you the tensai's way! * puts his hand in the donkey's mouth but the donkey bites his hand * Ah! Ah! Aahh!!
[ Kouichiro starts puking. ]
Haruko: Oh! Your hand is stuck to the ass' mouth! Let me help! * pries donkey's mouth open * Urgh!
[ Kouichiro begins hitting his fists against the ground. ]
Sakuragi: * takes out his sore hands * Ah... that feels much better Haruko- chan!
[ Kouichiro feels slightly better and stops his puking and fist-beating. ]
Haruko: * sees something coming out of the donkey's mouth * Something is coming out! I can see it!
Sakuragi: Ah Haruko-chan! Don't put your fingers in!
Haruko: I can see that it is... slimy... red... and round....
[ Kouichiro starts puking again. ]
Haruko: I can see a stick with it too!
( An apple falls out of the donkey's mouth. )
Haruko: * picks up the saliva-coated apple * Hey, it's quite squishy and soft!
Sakuragi: Oh no! Put it back in! Put it back in!
[ Kouichiro's eyes buldges. ]
Haruko: How?
Sakuragi: * takes apple * Just PU-U-USH it in! Eerghh! * forces apple into the donkey's mouth *
[ Kouichiro's eyes roll back and he faints with a thud. ]
Haruko: What was that sound?
Sakuragi: Oh, must be a cat! Let's slap out asses and be on our way! Nyahahahaha!
~**** end of PG-13 rating ^^ ****~
( Haruko and Sakuragi rode on the donkeys. They arrived in an inn and met up with the rest of the basketball team. )
( End of this chappy! =D )