Hey y'all. This was originally written for a fic rush, but it never made the date because I kept forgetting about it. It also has elements from an email I read about Office Dares....see if you can pick 'em out....
That's all for now.
Blake out
Morning, Beyblading Head Quarters:
"Nice to see you arriving before lunch today Kon," my boss storms at me. Coming to a quick halt, out of my quick-rush-to-my-office run, I turn to face him.
"You know what? I like your style," I say, shooting him with double-barreled fingers. Smiling at his confused look I turn back and sprint for my office. Not the best start to a day.
"What was that about?" someone drawled from behind me as I closed the door behind me and slumped against it.
"Good morning to you too Kai," I sigh, pushed myself off the door and heading for my desk. Falling into my chair I turn to face him.
"Hn. Don't forget your meeting at ten," he grunts at me before turning on his computer.
"Thank you Mr. Organized. I wouldn't have remembered if you hadn't stuck that note on my door, scribbled it on my whiteboard, left a message on my answering machine and made it my welcome note on my phone. Though, how you managed to do all that is astounding. I would have thought that someone such as yourself would have been too busy colour-coding his socks or something," I say, flipping through a pile of carefully highlighted paper.
"What's that?" Kai asks, leaning over my shoulder.
"Something for his highness to read through."
"Where did that come from?"
"The internet, where else?"
"Rei? You do realize this is all on loosing fat and…beautifying yourself…?" Kai flicked through the other pages, all so carefully highlighted in the ad breaks of The Man Show.
"Yeah," I nod, taking the pages off him. He just looks at me, "Look, hon, you know I love you, but someone has got to tell him," I inform him, looking way up at his face. He gives me a quick kiss, after checking that the coast is clear and mumbles something like 'whatever' before going back to his own desk.
Before lunch:
"KON!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT?" Wow, I wonder if Max heard that all the way over in PR?
"What sir?" I give him my most innocent look.
"This…this…crap!" he roars at me.
"That? Oh, that's nothing, just a little light reading I thought you'd like.
Lunch:
"Rei, what are you doing?"
"What do you mean Kai?"
"Get up off the floor."
"IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, I WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN."
"If you keep eating that rabbit food you bloody well will. And do not even start that 'it's not only vegetables because there is a tiny morsel of tuna in there' argument again. You do realize of course that you will probably loose weight and whither away to nothing. So if that happens, don't come crying to me."
"Was that humor Kai Hiwatari?" I get back up on the seat opposite Kai. "Wow. You know, I've never envisioned myself saying, Kai, was that humor? Hang on a minute while I alert the media."
"Come on Mr. Lert, we better get you back to work before you scare every one in here."
After Lunch:
"Rei, where's my chair?"
"In the lift." I slump down in my chair and try to look busy.
"Why?" He's inching closer to me ever so slowly. If he weren't screwing me, I'd be in serious danger.
"Don't you think it would be nice to be able to sit down in the lift?"
"Well, yes but-"
"So did I, so I moved your chair."
"I swear, all that time you hang out with Tyson and Max is taking it's toll on your intelligence."
"No, it's not, they're fun to hang out with," I say, getting up out of my chair and walking to the other side of the room.
"Now what are you doing?"
"Taking the Fire Extinguisher." I heft it off the wall and start lugging the bloody thing out of the office.
"Where?"
"To see if Evens over there wants to swap." His is newer than ours.
"Why?"
"Why not?"