Chapter 5: 'Sex' in the Inn
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( Kogure hands them each some food. When Sakuragi and Haruko had finished their food, Sakuragi decided to ask for second helpings for themselves. )
Sakuragi: Oi glassman! Haruko and I would like to have secs! [ secs = second helpings ]
Kogure: WHAT?!
Miyagi: Why would you two want to have sex?
Sakuragi: We only had a date!
Miyagi: You had a date with Haruko-chan! Lucky you! I wish Aya-chan and I was... * blush *
Mitsui: Let me see, you two had a date, now you want to have sex?!
Kogure: What?!! You mean Sakuragi and Miyagi had sex?! But....
Mitsui: No! I'm talking about Sakuragi and HARUKO!
Sakuragi: Of course Mitchy! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to have secs! Don't you want to have secs too?
Mitsui: WHAT?! NO!
( Akagi overheard the conversation and punches Sakuragi. )
Sakuragi: Kuso! What's wrong with having secs?!
Akagi: Have sex with someone else! This is MY imouto!
Sakuragi: Why should I have secs with someone else? I can eat my secs all by myself unless Haruko-chan wants it.
Haruko: ????
[ Waiter enters. ]
Waiter: [To Sakuragi] Here is your secs, sir.
Akagi: You call THAT sex? What kind of sick people are you all?
Sakuragi: S.E.C.S.
( It finally stuck Akagi that secs = second helpings. )
Akagi: Ah, fine. Then you and Haruko can have secs.
Haruko: * angrily * Teme oniican! * storms into a room *
[ Someone screams in the room ]
Haruko: * runs out, blushing * Uh... wrong room.
Akagi: No, I don't mean THAT, my imouto.
Haruko: Why don't YOU do THAT then?!
Akagi: No! I don't mean THAT and YOU shouldn't too.
Haruko: [To Sakuragi] What makes you think I want to have sex anyway?
Sakuragi: Because secs always give a warm feeling of satisfaction inside.
Haruko: !!! We're too young! I mean, who would want to have sex now?!
Rukawa: * yawn * * blink, blink * I don't mind having secs. * goes to Kogure * Got any good stuff left? [ He's talking about food. ]
Kogure: WHAT?!
Rukawa: You know... the white stuff on the thing....
Kogure: Uh?! Oh look at the time! I got to go! Bye! * dashes off *
Mitsui: Just when I thought it couldn't get worse.
Ayako: Rukawa-kun, the 'white stuff' you mean is called 'icing', and the 'thing' is called a 'cake'.
Mitsui: Oh!!!
Haruko: Thank goodness he isn't gay. * relieved sigh *
Sakuragi: * Trying to get Haruko's attention * No-one would want to have secs with this baka kitsune!
Ayako: Ha! Ha! I wouldn't mind! Come one Rukawa-kun, let's have secs.
Rukawa: Yare yare.
Miyagi: Nooooooooo! Aya-chan! * tears start flowing down his cheeks *
Mitsui: Don't you and Rukawa have secs in our inn room!
Ayako: Whatever for? We can have secs here, right now.
Miyagi: Whaaat?! Captain, aren't you going to stop them?!
Akagi: It's just secs, Miyagi.
Haruko: Nani oniican? Are we going to sit here and watch them have sex?!
Sakuragi: Why do you ask that, Haruko-chan? Do you want to join them? * jealous *
Haruko: NO!!
Mitsui: No orgys please! I just want to eat peacefully. [ orgy = group sex ]
Rukawa: * blink, blink * ... ? ... Do'ahou.
Ayako: What's all this about orgys?! * takes out paper fan * * whap, whap, whaps on everyone's head except Akagi * Everyone just sit down and have secs, OK?!
Miyagi: A... A...Aya-chan? * very confused with a lot of mixed feelings *
Akagi: Now everyone listen up!
[ The Shohoku team ignores Akagi and whispers among themselves. ]
Akagi: Bakarou! Listen!! * punches heads and chases screaming members *
[ From outside -- ]
Kogure: Why are there so many screams? Stuff being knocked over. Lots of panting... * gasp * Could it be--?! * eyes widen *
[ Back inside-- ]
Ayako: * looking for the jug of orange juice * Hey, which of you guys here have got the juice?
Miyagi: A... A...Aya-chan? * full of mixed feelings *
Akagi: Listen! Listen at what I have to say! Secs is sometimes used as a short term for SECOND HELPINGS you hentais! It's spelt S.E.C.S!
Miyagi: * becomes normal again * O. I. C. * relieved sigh *
Mitsui: Oh, Miyagi, you were actually hoping to have * ahem * ?
Miyagi: Shut up Hisashi. * crosses arms * Hmph. * blushes *
Haruko: Now I understand, oniican! Sorry for the misunderstanding!
( Later outside )
[ Sakuragi and Haruko were walking together. They were walking pass Kogure. ]
Sakuragi: Great secs huh, Haruko-chan?
Haruko: Absolutely great, Sakuragi-kun! Rukawa got himself a lot of white stuff.
Kogure: * rubbing his eyes * Oh no, what is the world becoming to? * shakes his head * People these days...
Sakruagi: Oh yeah, and also yummy juice. * smiles *
( End of Chapter 5 )
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( Kogure hands them each some food. When Sakuragi and Haruko had finished their food, Sakuragi decided to ask for second helpings for themselves. )
Sakuragi: Oi glassman! Haruko and I would like to have secs! [ secs = second helpings ]
Kogure: WHAT?!
Miyagi: Why would you two want to have sex?
Sakuragi: We only had a date!
Miyagi: You had a date with Haruko-chan! Lucky you! I wish Aya-chan and I was... * blush *
Mitsui: Let me see, you two had a date, now you want to have sex?!
Kogure: What?!! You mean Sakuragi and Miyagi had sex?! But....
Mitsui: No! I'm talking about Sakuragi and HARUKO!
Sakuragi: Of course Mitchy! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to have secs! Don't you want to have secs too?
Mitsui: WHAT?! NO!
( Akagi overheard the conversation and punches Sakuragi. )
Sakuragi: Kuso! What's wrong with having secs?!
Akagi: Have sex with someone else! This is MY imouto!
Sakuragi: Why should I have secs with someone else? I can eat my secs all by myself unless Haruko-chan wants it.
Haruko: ????
[ Waiter enters. ]
Waiter: [To Sakuragi] Here is your secs, sir.
Akagi: You call THAT sex? What kind of sick people are you all?
Sakuragi: S.E.C.S.
( It finally stuck Akagi that secs = second helpings. )
Akagi: Ah, fine. Then you and Haruko can have secs.
Haruko: * angrily * Teme oniican! * storms into a room *
[ Someone screams in the room ]
Haruko: * runs out, blushing * Uh... wrong room.
Akagi: No, I don't mean THAT, my imouto.
Haruko: Why don't YOU do THAT then?!
Akagi: No! I don't mean THAT and YOU shouldn't too.
Haruko: [To Sakuragi] What makes you think I want to have sex anyway?
Sakuragi: Because secs always give a warm feeling of satisfaction inside.
Haruko: !!! We're too young! I mean, who would want to have sex now?!
Rukawa: * yawn * * blink, blink * I don't mind having secs. * goes to Kogure * Got any good stuff left? [ He's talking about food. ]
Kogure: WHAT?!
Rukawa: You know... the white stuff on the thing....
Kogure: Uh?! Oh look at the time! I got to go! Bye! * dashes off *
Mitsui: Just when I thought it couldn't get worse.
Ayako: Rukawa-kun, the 'white stuff' you mean is called 'icing', and the 'thing' is called a 'cake'.
Mitsui: Oh!!!
Haruko: Thank goodness he isn't gay. * relieved sigh *
Sakuragi: * Trying to get Haruko's attention * No-one would want to have secs with this baka kitsune!
Ayako: Ha! Ha! I wouldn't mind! Come one Rukawa-kun, let's have secs.
Rukawa: Yare yare.
Miyagi: Nooooooooo! Aya-chan! * tears start flowing down his cheeks *
Mitsui: Don't you and Rukawa have secs in our inn room!
Ayako: Whatever for? We can have secs here, right now.
Miyagi: Whaaat?! Captain, aren't you going to stop them?!
Akagi: It's just secs, Miyagi.
Haruko: Nani oniican? Are we going to sit here and watch them have sex?!
Sakuragi: Why do you ask that, Haruko-chan? Do you want to join them? * jealous *
Haruko: NO!!
Mitsui: No orgys please! I just want to eat peacefully. [ orgy = group sex ]
Rukawa: * blink, blink * ... ? ... Do'ahou.
Ayako: What's all this about orgys?! * takes out paper fan * * whap, whap, whaps on everyone's head except Akagi * Everyone just sit down and have secs, OK?!
Miyagi: A... A...Aya-chan? * very confused with a lot of mixed feelings *
Akagi: Now everyone listen up!
[ The Shohoku team ignores Akagi and whispers among themselves. ]
Akagi: Bakarou! Listen!! * punches heads and chases screaming members *
[ From outside -- ]
Kogure: Why are there so many screams? Stuff being knocked over. Lots of panting... * gasp * Could it be--?! * eyes widen *
[ Back inside-- ]
Ayako: * looking for the jug of orange juice * Hey, which of you guys here have got the juice?
Miyagi: A... A...Aya-chan? * full of mixed feelings *
Akagi: Listen! Listen at what I have to say! Secs is sometimes used as a short term for SECOND HELPINGS you hentais! It's spelt S.E.C.S!
Miyagi: * becomes normal again * O. I. C. * relieved sigh *
Mitsui: Oh, Miyagi, you were actually hoping to have * ahem * ?
Miyagi: Shut up Hisashi. * crosses arms * Hmph. * blushes *
Haruko: Now I understand, oniican! Sorry for the misunderstanding!
( Later outside )
[ Sakuragi and Haruko were walking together. They were walking pass Kogure. ]
Sakuragi: Great secs huh, Haruko-chan?
Haruko: Absolutely great, Sakuragi-kun! Rukawa got himself a lot of white stuff.
Kogure: * rubbing his eyes * Oh no, what is the world becoming to? * shakes his head * People these days...
Sakruagi: Oh yeah, and also yummy juice. * smiles *
( End of Chapter 5 )