Disclaimer: Don't own the Ninja Turtles. Really wish I did, but I don't. Sigh.

I'm back!

Raphael knocked on April's apartment door. Beside him, Raphielle was hopping from foot to foot. "I'm going to meet April, I'm gonna meet April, I'M going to MEET April O'Neil." She whispered under her breath. Raph rolled his eyes and waited for the door to open. He heard the clicking of April's high-heeled shoes as she approached the door and the click of the knob as she turned it. "Hi Raph." April said with a smile and then saw Raphielle. Her eyebrow's raised in surprise. "Who's this?" She asked Raph. "The name's Raphielle." Raphielle spoke for him and shook April's now out- stretched hand. "I'm a fanfiction writer from the internet that first got zapped to a white room controlled by an evil fanboy, then got zapped to this dimension, and now I'm talking to someone that I thought was a fictional character." All April could say to this was, "Oh." then asked them in. Raphael and Raphielle quickly entered her apartment. The fanfiction writer looked around in excitement while Raphael explained their predicament to April. "So you have eleven girls at the lair and you don't know what to do with them? Am I hearing this right?" She asked when he finished. Raph nodded. "Just keep them there until Donny can figure out a way to get them home." April said. "No. You don't understand, these aren't regular girls. They're FAN girls." Raph told her. April looked over at Raphielle who was poking one of the couches. "It's April O'Neil's couch." She mouthed to Raph. "SHE seems normal." April said. Raph smiled a little. "That's cause she's mine. Most of the others are exactly like Mikey. Trust me." April seemed un-concerned. Raph grabbed her by the arm. "You gotta come with me and see what I mean. One of them is terrified of you, anyway." April giggled. "Terrified of me?" she asked. "Yes. Come on, Raphielle. We're leaving." Raph called to the writer. Raphielle immediately put the pillow she was holding down and ran over to follow Raph out the door.

A bath, some cleaning, practice, and many falls on the head later.

"Ouch." Danceingfae whispered as she lowered herself onto the couch. "I've never hurt this much in my entire life." The five Mikey was in charge of had just finished learning to flip and were now feeling as if they were gonna die. "Body. Not move." LenniluvsBrian gasped and sat on the brown couch beside Danceingfae. Mily whimpered as she curled up in the lumpy, old armchair. Sasami was sitting on the couch with Danceingfae and Lenni muttering, "My back, my back, my back." Daydream had sprawled out on the floor, unable to make it to the couch, and was now blissfully sleeping. "I think you killed them, Mikey." Leonardo said as he looked at the five of them. "They started it." Mike muttered. "Did not! You're the one who wanted to cook." Lenni groaned. "And I thought I was hurt already." Danceingfae exclaimed. "I already told you I was sorry, Danceingfae. What do you want me to do?!" Mike asked her exasperatingly. "Groveling. Flowers. Kisses. Maybe hugs. Definitely hugs." She said as she thought it over. "I don't grovel." Mike stated. "Fine then." Danceingfae said. "I won't update any story ever AGAIN." Daydream's head popped up. "Michelangelo, start groveling." She hissed. "Why?" Mike asked. "Because I'm in a bad mood if I don't read her stories. You won't like me in a bad mood. Grovel. Now." Daydream ordered. Mike got down on his knees in front of Danceingfae. "Please forgive me." He asked her in a pitiful voice. Danceingfae gave him a serious look. "Do you really mean it or are you just afraid of Daydream?" "No, I REALLY mean it!" Mikey grabbed her hand and kissed it. "Forgive me?" Danceingfae blushed and nodded furiously. Leonardo rolled his eyes and sat down in his armchair. "OOOWWW!" Mily screeched as he sat on her. Leonardo leapt up quickly. "I am SOOO sorry!" he started, but Mily was hopping around, yelling terribly bad words that should not be repeated here at the top of her lungs. She then tripped over Daydream, who yelled profoundly, "MY LEGS!" Leonardo stared at the two girls, both of whom were yelling at the as loud as humanly possible. Mikey began to laugh. Mily and Daydream quieted and turned towards him. His laughter ended abruptly. "That was funny, ya gotta admit it." He tried to regain some ground. Mily launched herself at him, but was caught in mid-air by Leo. "You don't want more flips do you?" he asked her. She kicked him in the knee and stomped out of the room. Daydream was already back on the floor, asleep again. "How does she do that?" Sasami asked LenniluvsBrian who shrugged.

"WE'RE BACK!" Snow White announced their arrival. Splinter, Sss979, and Snow White plodded in and sank onto the couch, squeezing in beside Sasami, Lenni, and Danceingfae. Behind them, Ziptango came racing into the lair followed by a very annoyed Donatello who had a hyperactive TygerOfTheWynd by the hood of her jacket. The minute Tyger saw Mikey and Leo, she squealed, pulled out her autograph book and attacked them. "AUTOGRAPHS! AUTOGRAPHS!" she yelled, jumping up and down in front of Leo, holding the book out for him to sign. Leonardo stepped back and tried to escape the onslaught. Donny sighed and grabbed her hood again. "Tyger, we already talked about this. They don't know how to write, remember?" He told her. Tyger stalked off, in search of a new victim probably. "So that's the missing one?" Leo asked, peeking out from room he had ducked into. "I like her." Mikey said, seeing the resemblance between his and her personalities. "You would." Raphael said as he entered the lair. He had waited until the coast was clear to enter. Raphielle bounced over to the other writer's and sat down on the floor beside the sleeping Daydream. Lenni almost started hyperventilating when she saw April. "NO! NO! BADNESS!" She screamed and made a cross with her fingers. "I'm guessing this is the one you said was scared of me?" April whispered to Raph who nodded. "Chill out Lenni." Sasami told the other girl. Lenni tried to burrow into the couch. April sighed and walked over to her. Lenni jumped up and screamed, "EVIL LADY!!!!" Raph grabbed her before she could run out of the room though. "What is with you? She's not gonna hurt you Lenni." He told the scared author. Lenni relaxed. "Did you know you're my favorite?" she asked him. Michelangelo's mouth flew open. "WHAT?! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAV!" he shouted. LenniluvsBrian shook her green-haired head. "Nope. I've always liked the good side of Raph. His turmoil filled soul turns me on." Raph gave Mikey a smug look and placed Lenni back on the couch. Raphielle gave Lenni an evil look. "Mine." She mouthed at her. "No way." Lenni mouthed back and then turned back to the conversation that was now going on between the turtles and April. Mily got up and decided to console him. "It's okay Mikey. YOU'RE my favorite." She said and hugged him. "Awwww!" Mike said and hugged her back. On the couch, Danceingfae's dark eyes blazed in silent fury. She Would GET even!

Much discussion later.

Sasami fell asleep against Danceingfae and Snow White, Michelangelo and Splinter had begun to play a game of cards. "I win. Shirt please." Mike said to Snow White. Her eyes grew huge. "What are you talking about, you dip wade?! We aren't playing strip poker!" She yelled back at him angrily. "Sorry." After a looooonnngg time, everyone together had decided that the girls would have to stay at the turtles for a while, at least until Donatello could figure out how to get them back home. There had been much happiness at this, but now they had to brainstorm ideas on how all eleven fan fiction writers were supposed to live there. "I could stay in Donny's room!" Ziptango said dreamily. "NO!" Donny stated immediately. "No one is gonna stay in anyone else's room." Master Splinter informed the now disappointed girls. "I got it!" Mike said jumping up. "What?" came a simultaneous reply. "You know that the subway used to run through here right?" Nods. "Well, there's all that space left over from the tunnel. We can section that off into rooms." Mouths flew open everywhere. Mikey blushed. "It was only a suggestion." He said. "And a good one at that!" Donny said and left for the tunnel. "Oh-kay." Splinter said. "Well, I better go." April said, standing up from her spot on the crowded couch. "No! What about dinner?" Sss979 asked. She hadn't had lunch. "Yeah, I'm starving." Snow White stated. Mikey looked towards the kitchen. "Um, let's call out for something, okay? I think the kitchen's had it for today." He glanced at Daydream who shrugged. "Okay, so what do we want?" Yells resounded from all over the lair. "PIZZA! CHINESE! PIZZA! MEXICAN! PIZZA! GERMAN!" Everyone looked at Leo who just shrugged. "It's good after a while." He said. Mike gave him an are-you-stupid look. "Pizza seems to be number one on the list, but lets order Chinese and Mexican too." "Yeeeh!" the girls screeched and Mily and Raphielle high-fived each other. Mike jumped up and raced over to the payphone.

It was around twelve o'clock at night, a while after April had left, telling the girl's that they could call her if the turtles were too much for them. Ha! "I want to take a shower and go to bed." Ziptango whined. "The bathroom's down the hall to the left." Leonardo told her absent- mindedly. She was gone in a flash. Tyger and Daydream were playing on Mike's Playstation. "I'm winning!" Tyger cried. "No you're not!" Daydream cried and moved like her character. "Go little stupid person that won't do anything I say because they're stupid, go!" she screamed. Tyger bounced up and down. "Whohoo!" I'm still winning!" Daydream scowled and then pointed behind Tyger. "Oh look! A flying monkey off the Wizard of Oz!" Tyger whirled around as quickly as possible. "Where?! That's the only autograph I don't got!" Raphael also looked around. Those monkeys had been his biggest fear ever since he had first watched it. Trying not to draw attention to himself, he very carefully took a sai out, just incase. Daydream took this time to jump her character up and down on top of Tyger's, squashing it and winning the game. "You lose." She told Tyger as she turned around. "YOU CHEATED!" Tyger yelped. "So?" Daydream asked. Little did she know, justice was coming. "I saw that, Daydream." Master Splinter's wisdom filled voice hit her ears. "Twenty flips in the dojo and extra practice in the morning." Daydream sighed and nodded her head. "K."

Sasami was still asleep on the couch. Danceingfae had edged out from under her a little bit ago. "She's snoring." Danceingfae whispered to Lenni. "I know. I can hear it over here." Both girls slid farther down the couch. Snow White turned to Leo. "So where do we sleep tonight?" she asked him. Leo motioned to the floor. ""The living room." All nine girls that were still in the room groaned. "So where's all the blankets and sleeping bags then?" Michelangelo, who still had Mily latched onto him, replied with. "In the closet." Raphielle got up and opened the closet Mike had referred to. A cascade of blankets, pillows and various sleeping items (like Mike's old teddy bear, which Mily grabbed happily, making Danceingfae go even more bonkers) fell on top of her. "HELP ME!" she shouted. Ignoring the now suffocating writer, Danceingfae grabbed a mottled blanket from the top of the wiggling pile. "That one's definitely out." She stated and laid it to the side. The blanket had holes the size of Texas in it and was a puke yellow color. "Hey!" Donny yelled and grabbed it. "I can use that. Waste not want not." Danceingfae gave him a blank look. "Never mind." He said and went back to the tunnel that was to become the girls rooms. Raphielle was still under the mountainous pile of cloth. "Please, let me out!" she pleaded, her voice muffled.

Suddenly WHAM! Another girl had fallen into the lair and straight onto the pile of blankets and Raphielle, who emitted a loud yell. The newest addition to the fanfiction league had light brown hair that fell a good way below her shoulders. She looked around in amazement until she spotted Daydream. "DAYDREAM! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW!?" She shouted at the fanfiction author. "I didn't do it!" Daydream said for the millionth time. "Anyways," she continued, "What are you doing here?" The girl grinned brightly. "I finally wrote a story!" Daydream's mouth flew open. "No way! Really?" she asked, bouncing up and down in front of her friend. "Really!" Brown-hair stated. Leonardo looked from Daydream back to the new girl. "Daydream? WHO IS THAT?!" Daydream had a startled look on her face, as if she had just noticed everyone else was there. "Oh her? That's just Nightmare, my infamous reviewer. She finally wrote a story!" Oh." Nightmare and Daydream jabbered on to each other as they rolled out blankets to sleep on. Finally, Raphielle escaped the blankets after Raphael pulled her out. She thanked him and grabbed the only sleeping bag left, a lumpy green one. The Ninja Turtles colors had been snatched immediately.

A few minutes later, Ziptango appeared from her shower. "Hi Zip. We thought you'd drowned by now." LenniluvsBrian teased her. "Hey! You're hair's blonde!" Sasami yelled, sitting up straight in bed. It was tore. Ziptango's black hair had changed into a nice blonde color. Ziptango pulled at a strand of it. "Yeah, the black color was just a one day dye my friends put in. THAT'S why I took so long in the shower." She stated and flopped down on a blanket. Mily grabbed the long locks and began to twist it into a braid. Sss979 and Splinter entered a little after her. "And where were you two?" Danceingfae asked. "What are you, my mom?" Splinter growled and then laughed at Danceingfae's hurt look. "I was just kidding." She said. "We were checking out the city or at least a part of it." Sss979 told her. By now, most of the girl's were asleep except for five. They were discussing possibilities on how Nightmare had got there. "The portal must still be open." Lenni said. Snow White nodded. "It's gotta be." Splinter bit her lip. "Does that mean Fanboy could get here?" she asked worriedly. "Yep." Sss979 said nonchalantly. Danceingfae sighed. "Should we tell the guys now or later?" "I like that kind of candy." Lenni said off the subject. "So do I. My favorite's black cherry." Splinter said happily. "Lets get back to the subject, CHILDREN." Danceingfae said. Lenni groaned. "Don't remind me." Snow White smiled. "Let's tell them in the morning. They're probably asleep anyway." She said and flung the flap of her sleeping bag over her head. Agreeing silently, the other five followed her example. Danceingfae's last thoughts were on how she was going to get even with Mily. 'Hmmm, cherries or strawberries?'

I wonder what Danceingfae's thinking of? Okay Danceingfae, now do you forgive Mikey? Ziptango, I'm sorry I got your hair color wrong so I changed it back. Muhahaha, you're in here Nightmare! Sorry it took sooooo long to update, but I think it's length makes up for it. Thank you for all the reviewing! I LOOOOOVVVE REVEIWS!