Chapter: Trouble With Tyres
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Setting: Shohoku, somewhere near a peaceful corridor...
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Ayako: Yo, Haruko, how was the date with Sakuragi?
Haruko: * Sighs * It was romantic! He was so handsome, I felt I wasn't pretty enough.
Ayako: Not pretty enough? Oh, please Haruko. Look at you! You could be a super-model!
Haruko: * Blushes * Haha... only you would be able to become a hyper-model. You got the tyres for it. * Points at Ayako's boobs *
[ Ayako guffaws ]
[ Ryota enters ]
Ayako: My tyres are flat. They need pumping!
[ Ayako and Haruko laugh and TITter. ]
Ryota: Oh Aya-chan! Do you want me to pump your tyres?
Ayako: Um... no, Ryo--
Ryota: I won't sabotage it! I'll be gentle, I swear!
[ Ryota holds Ayako's hands, looks deep into her eyes. ]
Ryota: * sincerely * Have faith in what I can do, Aya-chan.
Ayako: * sweatdrop * Well... Ryota... it's just that....
[ Ryota lets go off Ayako's hands, and gives a desperate look. ]
Ryota: But Aya-chan! I'm capable of pumping tyres!
Ayako: Yeah... BUT....
Ryota: C'mon Aya-chan! Just show me your tyres! There's nothing I can't do!
Ayako: Uh....
Ryota: Absolutely I guarantee it! In fact, by the fact I've done doing you great SERVICE, your tyres will be just like BALLOONS! [ Grins proudly ]
Ayako: ............
Haruko: Miyagi, Ayako-sempai does not have a car---
Ryota: * waves the matter away * Doesn't matter! I'm really good at pumping ANYTHING! It should be easy to pump Ayako's tyres, whether they are branded or not.
Haruko: MIYAGI!
Ryota: Do you want me to pump your tyres too?
[ Haruko screams in horror. ]
[ Sakuragi dashes in. ]
Sakuragi: Haruko! Are you okay? * gives the killer-eyes to Ryota * Don't you ever hurt MY Haruko-san! * starts whacking Ryota *
Ryota: Waiit! Let me explain! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh! * Gets a bruished eye *
Haruko: * clasps hands together and in an innocent tone * Sakuragi-kun, he was not threatening me!
Sakuragi: * drops the bashed-up Ryota * Oh?
Haruko: It's about Ryota misunderstood about Ayako's tyres. He keeps on insisting to pump it---
Sakuragi: Muffin-head is pretty good at pumping. I know. He pumped Youhei's tyres.
Haruko: ..............
Ayako: .....................
Sakuragi: In fact, this tensai would be estactic to help!! NYAHAHAHA!!! Together, Ryota and I would be up and ready to pump anyone's tyres! Nyahahahaa!! You will be 100% satisfied.
Haruko: .................
Ayako: * Whacks Sakuragi and Ryota with her paper fan * Out! OUT! Yah! * whack, whack, whack*
Ryota: Ouch! Ouch! But Aya- OUCH! But Aya-chan! Ouch! Don't you want your tyres pumped??!!
Ayako: NO!
Sakuragi: Huh? But....?
Haruko: You see, the word 'tyres'.....
[ Mitsui passes by. ]
Mitsui: Hey, what's going on here?
Ryota: Aya-chan doesn't want me and Sakuragi to pump her tyres! Ow! Aya- chan!
Mitsui: * in a joking manner * Haha! That's because they only ME to pump their lovely, tender tyres! Haahhahaha~!!
[ Ayako stops whacking Ryota & Sakuragi and looks at Mitsui. ]
Mitsui: Why not Miyagi hold Ayako's tyres, and I'll pump it?
Sakuragi: Hey, this tensai could press the tyres to see if they are hard enough! NYAHAHA!
Ayako & Haruko: .....................
Ryota: Hey! I could do the probing and pressing! You'll burst Ayako's perfect tyres!
Mitsui: Miyagi would surely be flattened by Ayako's tyres once they are all big and bouncy--
Ayako: THAT'S IT! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!
[ Silence. ]
Haruko: * Bursts out of frustration * The tyres that we were referring to was Ayako's BOOBS you bakas!!
All the guys: ....... OH! * smile * * all glance at Ayako's boobs *
[ Ryota nosebleeds. ]
Ayako: * blush * HENTAI!!!!! You're going to get IT from me!!! YAHHHHHHH!!! * chases after the guy with her paper fan *
** The end? **
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Setting: Shohoku, somewhere near a peaceful corridor...
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Ayako: Yo, Haruko, how was the date with Sakuragi?
Haruko: * Sighs * It was romantic! He was so handsome, I felt I wasn't pretty enough.
Ayako: Not pretty enough? Oh, please Haruko. Look at you! You could be a super-model!
Haruko: * Blushes * Haha... only you would be able to become a hyper-model. You got the tyres for it. * Points at Ayako's boobs *
[ Ayako guffaws ]
[ Ryota enters ]
Ayako: My tyres are flat. They need pumping!
[ Ayako and Haruko laugh and TITter. ]
Ryota: Oh Aya-chan! Do you want me to pump your tyres?
Ayako: Um... no, Ryo--
Ryota: I won't sabotage it! I'll be gentle, I swear!
[ Ryota holds Ayako's hands, looks deep into her eyes. ]
Ryota: * sincerely * Have faith in what I can do, Aya-chan.
Ayako: * sweatdrop * Well... Ryota... it's just that....
[ Ryota lets go off Ayako's hands, and gives a desperate look. ]
Ryota: But Aya-chan! I'm capable of pumping tyres!
Ayako: Yeah... BUT....
Ryota: C'mon Aya-chan! Just show me your tyres! There's nothing I can't do!
Ayako: Uh....
Ryota: Absolutely I guarantee it! In fact, by the fact I've done doing you great SERVICE, your tyres will be just like BALLOONS! [ Grins proudly ]
Ayako: ............
Haruko: Miyagi, Ayako-sempai does not have a car---
Ryota: * waves the matter away * Doesn't matter! I'm really good at pumping ANYTHING! It should be easy to pump Ayako's tyres, whether they are branded or not.
Haruko: MIYAGI!
Ryota: Do you want me to pump your tyres too?
[ Haruko screams in horror. ]
[ Sakuragi dashes in. ]
Sakuragi: Haruko! Are you okay? * gives the killer-eyes to Ryota * Don't you ever hurt MY Haruko-san! * starts whacking Ryota *
Ryota: Waiit! Let me explain! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh! * Gets a bruished eye *
Haruko: * clasps hands together and in an innocent tone * Sakuragi-kun, he was not threatening me!
Sakuragi: * drops the bashed-up Ryota * Oh?
Haruko: It's about Ryota misunderstood about Ayako's tyres. He keeps on insisting to pump it---
Sakuragi: Muffin-head is pretty good at pumping. I know. He pumped Youhei's tyres.
Haruko: ..............
Ayako: .....................
Sakuragi: In fact, this tensai would be estactic to help!! NYAHAHAHA!!! Together, Ryota and I would be up and ready to pump anyone's tyres! Nyahahahaa!! You will be 100% satisfied.
Haruko: .................
Ayako: * Whacks Sakuragi and Ryota with her paper fan * Out! OUT! Yah! * whack, whack, whack*
Ryota: Ouch! Ouch! But Aya- OUCH! But Aya-chan! Ouch! Don't you want your tyres pumped??!!
Ayako: NO!
Sakuragi: Huh? But....?
Haruko: You see, the word 'tyres'.....
[ Mitsui passes by. ]
Mitsui: Hey, what's going on here?
Ryota: Aya-chan doesn't want me and Sakuragi to pump her tyres! Ow! Aya- chan!
Mitsui: * in a joking manner * Haha! That's because they only ME to pump their lovely, tender tyres! Haahhahaha~!!
[ Ayako stops whacking Ryota & Sakuragi and looks at Mitsui. ]
Mitsui: Why not Miyagi hold Ayako's tyres, and I'll pump it?
Sakuragi: Hey, this tensai could press the tyres to see if they are hard enough! NYAHAHA!
Ayako & Haruko: .....................
Ryota: Hey! I could do the probing and pressing! You'll burst Ayako's perfect tyres!
Mitsui: Miyagi would surely be flattened by Ayako's tyres once they are all big and bouncy--
Ayako: THAT'S IT! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!
[ Silence. ]
Haruko: * Bursts out of frustration * The tyres that we were referring to was Ayako's BOOBS you bakas!!
All the guys: ....... OH! * smile * * all glance at Ayako's boobs *
[ Ryota nosebleeds. ]
Ayako: * blush * HENTAI!!!!! You're going to get IT from me!!! YAHHHHHHH!!! * chases after the guy with her paper fan *
** The end? **