H'lo again! This time we have Kim, Kimmy, Michelle, Helen, Mary, Jenny, Ruthie (pixie), and Vita!
Mary: Y'know that really is a lot of people to be sitting in your den.
Vita: No duh.
Michelle: Hey, where's Kim?
Helen: Never mind. On with the chapter!
Lawyers: In singsong voices Say it!
Vita: No!
Helen: Vita….If you don't say it…
Michelle, Mary, Kimmy, Ruthie, and Jenny: Helen will take over the chapter
Helen:evil laugh I had sugar
Vita: I will not say it. No matter what you do.
Kimmy: Really????????
Pixie and Michelle: for some reason on a sugar high Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, my sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny: What's this show about again?
Lawyers: Do not make us force you to watch Teletubbies with blinders so you can not watch something else.
Pixie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fine, we do not own InuYasha…….legally.
Lawyers: See you next chapter.
Jenny: You don't have to come back, do you?
Lawyers: Yes
Everyone else: collective shudder
Helen: Finally…….we reached the story. Aren't you all happy and filled with joy?
Readers: No.
Helen POV
Helen: random evil laugh
InuYahsa: What's up with her?
Michelle: She's crazy and it is her turn next.
InuYasha cast: Oh.
Sango: Why are there suddenly more people here?
Vita: Because I invited them.
introductions are made
Miroku: Lady Kagome has not answered her question…
Kagome: Um….Why don't we just let Helen have her turn?
Helen: I want to hear Kagome's answer.
Jenny: Which one is Kagome again?
Kagome: I'm Kagome
Pixie: Just answer the question already!!!!!!
Kagome: Fine….in small voice….InuYasha.
Kimmy: YAY!!!!!!!!
Michelle, Pixie, Mary, and Helen: do a happy dance
InuYasha: Really?
Kagome: Um…yeah.
Vita: Everybody who thinks InuYasha's ears are positively sexy raise your hand.
Helen, Kimmy, Pixie, Mary, Michelle, and Vita: Raise hands and make catcalls
Jenny: You mean you would want those ears?
Vita: Yup.
Jenny: But they are just weird.
InuYasha: self-consciously flattens ears
Kagome: looks jealous
Mary: Don't worry we acknowledge that you and InuYasha are perfect for each other.
Kagome and InuYasha: turn bright red
Miroku: Congratulations, InuYasha. If only I could be so lucky.hand start to move towards Sango
Sango: slaps Miroku PERVERT!!!!!!!!!
Helen: I'm skipping Kagome because she'll be mean because she's soooooooooooo embarrassed.
Kagome: glows red
Kimmy, Michelle, Pixie and Vita: randomly singing I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and bright!
Helen: Miroku, truth or dare!!!
Pixie POV
Yay!! This is my first POV and sleepover, so um… yah excuse all of the crap….
Miroku: heh… depends what kind of dare… shifty glance at Sango
Sango: hey no fair… you already made me go into the closet with that monk… shudder must not think about that…
Miroku: pout
Michelle, Pixie, Kimmy, and Vita: singing I feel pretty. Oh so-
Helen: Stop with the random stuff. MIROKU, TRUTH OR DARE?!!
Miroku: trembling behind Sango D-d-d-d-dare…… yikes!!
Michelle: hahaha!!! evil grin what should we do to him?
Pixie: MAKE HIM WEAR A DRESS!! AND, ACT LIKE A MODEL AND YOU ENJOY WEARING IT!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!
Vita: nah… not evil enough….
Helen: let's let Sango decide…
Sango: it's payback time!!!
Miroku: noooooo… have mercy…..
Sango: heh… ok all you little people leave.
Rin: yes milady um… who are you?
Sango: just go away.
Rin: ok!
Shippo: I wanna see!!
Pixie: I have a feeling that this will not be a sight for little children…so shoo!!!
Shippo and Rin: pout and leave
Sango: ok Monk, what should I do? Hmm….
Vita, Helen, Kimmy and Mary (and Kim from lost in the closet): doing the monkey to I want to change the world theme song
Jenny: enough with the fluff and random stuff. (v/n: the rhyme…..it burns….)
Sango: yeah…. Miroku, I dare you to….
Insane Posse of Rabid Fangirls: 'Fact of Life' number 1: lord Sesshomaru is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!! (v/n: The 'Insane Posse of Rabid Fangirls' we speak of consists of the following people: Helen, Pixie, Mary, Kim, Kimmy, Michelle, Vita, and, sort of, Jenny.)
Pixie: yaaah…
Sango: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP FOR 1 SECOND?
Pixie: well if you would stop pausing, then we could finally get somewhere…
Sango: Fine!! I dare you to dress like a woman and go out and take notes on other men's reactions.
Miroku: WHAT?!
Vita: I wonder how many men will grope him…. evil insane laughter
Helen: Wouldn't Sango be jealous?
Sango: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! JEALOUS OF WHAT?! breathing flame
Pixie: she didn't say anything….RIGHT HELEN?!!
Helen: heh, yeah, of course, heh…
Miroku: rocking back and forth in a corner Noooo…. Noooo….. Noooo……
Vita: That's just sad…..
Oh well… tune in next time for the plights of the others!
Vita: Evil, EVIL laughter BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Michelle: sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob……….this is one of the last chapters I would be in cuz I'm going soon…….sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob.
Pixie: hey everyone just left. Hmmm…..oh well. Now I can eat all the cake. BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Helen: Where is Kim?????
Vita: Oh…..you'll see……
Yayness!! Byebye!!
Now hit the little button that says review or we will send evil pink and purple can-canning gophers of doom after you….
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later ppl,
Kim, Kimmy, Helen, Pixie, Jenny, Michelle, Mary, and The Almighty Energizer Bunny
