Disclaimer: No owny Ninja Turtles! Don't own nada! Have nothing! So sad!
Oh, almost forgot, I don't own Vanilla Ice ether (wink). ^-^
Glad you like it! Sorry for the wait on the other chapter. Was having writer's (crosses heart) block. EVIL! (cowers) Well at least it's gone so here it goes!
LenniluvsBrian was clicking around on the living room computer as quick as she could at hours of the morning that most humans would have been drooling on their pillows. But not Lenni, who was going to her most favorite website in the world which was the famous Brian's fan club page. She bit her nails as she waited for it to finish coming up. She glanced at the announcements then leapt straight into the air. "FINALLY!" Lenni screamed and began to run around the lair at high speeds. In the process of running around, she trampled TygerOfTheWynd, Snow White, and Raphielle. Those three sat up and began yelling about sleeping and Lenni being an idiot. "SLEEP IS GOOD!" Raphielle screeched and flung a pillow at her. Lenni went down on top of Danceingfae, knocking the wind out of her. "LENNI!" Danceingfae yelled when she could breath again. Lenni was screaming at the top of her lungs about a baby. "BABY! THEY HAD THEIR BABY! IT'S A BOY!" she shouted. The now awake girls all started asking questions. "Who had a baby?" was Mily's. "I bet it was Raphael's!" yelled Daydream. "What was mine?" Raph asked stepping into the room. "Nothing." Dream said and hid in her blanket. The Ninja Turtles had now raced in, weapons drawn. Seeing nothing dangerous or out of place besides the now flipping-for-no-reason Lenni, they settled down in the couches and chairs that surrounded the living room. "What's with her?" Leo asked. "Why don't you ask her for yourself?" Snow White told him in an I-am- going-to-be-annoying tone. Leonardo glared at her and walked over to Lenni. "What's going on?" he asked the writer.
"IT'S A BOY!" she screamed back and jumped on him, squeezing the life out of turtle in blue. "Lenni, Lenni! Breathing is a necessity!" he gasped. LenniluvsBrian immediately let him go, recognizing she had just hugged Leo. "Dang. I thought you were Raph." She muttered and plopped down beside Sasami. "Now, who had a baby?" Sasami asked the now compliant girl. LenniluvsBrian gave her a stupid look. "Weren't you listening?" Sasami nodded. "Yeah, it sounded like They had a baby, but who's they?" "DUH! Brian and his wife had their first child! IT'S A BOY AND HIS NAME'S BAILEY THOMAS LITTRELL!" Silence until, "WHOPEE!" Danceingfae jumped up and began screaming along with Lenni. Ziptango did a little jig in the middle of the room. Daydream and Nightmare just stared at the rest of the girls who were all doing some sort of dance or singing the songs of the c.d.s. "A baby!" Splinter said and did a move off a video. "I'm hungry." Nightmare stated. "I'm scared. Let's go to the kitchen." Daydream replied and the two of them were up and making an escape. "A BOY! BAILEY THOMAS LITTREL!" Sss979 sang. Mikey jumped up and grabbed Danceingfae and the two of them began to dance around to a song Lenni had put on. It was Mily's turn to get a sour look on her face. Ziptango almost fainted as Donny began to tango with her. Much catcalling was heard as Mike dipped Danceingfae. Danceingfae laughed and shooed them away.
Leo grinned and put a new cd into the cd player. Laughter rang out as a familiar tune came on. "That's my song!" Daydream screamed and ran out of the kitchen. Nightmare was right behind her, gulping down the last little bit of her Pop tart. Everyone stared as the two girls got in the middle of the living room, waiting for the words to come on. As quickly as possible, the blankets and sleeping bags were pulled away, giving the girls a lot of room. Daydream head started bobbing as soon as the words came on.
YO! It's the green machine-Gonna rock the town without being seen. Have you ever seen a turtle get down?-Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound Yeah, everybody let's move-Vanilla Ice is here with the new Jack Groove Gonna rock, and roll this place-with the power of the Ninja Turtle bass.
Iceman, you know I'm not playin'-Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin'
(Daydream seemed to think she was Vanilla Ice, copying the exact moves off the movie. The Ninja Turtles kept punctuating certain sentences with ninja moves.)
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO, GO, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO, GO, GO!
Lyrics, fill in the gap-Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP! Feel it, if you know what I mean-Give it up for those heroes in green Just flowin', smooth with the power-Kicking it up, hour after hour Cause in this life there's only one winner-You better aim good so you can hit the center In it to win, a team of four-Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore (Mikey beamed at that part)
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO, GO, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO, GO, GO!
Villians, you better run and hide-Because one day you might not slide Chose your weapons, but don't slip-Vanilla's in control with the flex of the mic grip Rockin' the crowd the way it should be rocked-With the Miami drop that you like a lot Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in-You better check your level The power of the Ninja is strong-Fightin all the crooks until they're out cold!
All the fanfiction writers joined in on the chorus, singing at the top of their lungs. Daydream and Nightmare ducked out of the crowd on flopped on the couch. Wondering what other turtle songs were on the cd, Mily fast- forwarded it. She giggled, seeing as the next song was a song most Turtle lovers could sing in their sleep. Snow White's head flew up as the theme song for the cartoons came on. Everyone started singing. Tyger bounced up and began to twirl around. Lenni started the song.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Danceingfae took the next part:
Heroes in a half shell, Turtle Power! They're the world's most fearsome fighting team [We're really hip] Mikey yelled, interrupting Danceingfae, who was defended by Splinter with a pillow. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green [Hey get a grip]Donny said then blushed. Teenage mutant ninja Turtles When evil Shredder attacks (this was punctuated by loud booing except for Lenni who tried to defend Shredder by using her story as example) These turtle boys don't cut him no slack
(Now Snow White took over) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them how to be Ninja teens (At this, the girl Splinter's eyebrows raised "I did?" She was hit by many pillows) [He's a radical rat] Raphielle screeched, beating Raph to that line
(Now it was Sasami's turn to sing) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Leonardo leads, (Leo jumped up and pumped the air, cheering) Donatello does machines (Donny looked up from the remote control that Sss979 had broken last night when she roll ed over on it. Ziptango's yells drowned everybody out and she ran over to hug her fav turtle) [That's a fact, Jack] Zip yelled as she tackled him Raphael is cool, but rude (Raph was immediately being jumped on by Raphielle. His response to the song's line about him was "So?") Michelangelo is a party dude! (Daydream hugged Mikey, who hammed his line up by doing a shell spin on the living room floor)
(Everyone jumped in on this part) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Exhausted, they flopped down on couches and the floor. Master Splinter smiled as he walked into the room. "What is all the excitement about?" he asked. "Brian had a baby!" LenniluvsBrian shouted happily. "And we were commemorating turtle songs to him!" Raphielle inserted. "Oh." Master Splinter said and looked towards Daydream. "You do remember your flips for this morning?" He asked her. "Yes, Sensei." She said and reluctantly followed him into the dojo. "Please, if you will, clean up the living room and try to fix up the girl's dormitories." He ordered/asked. Many nods. Nightmare stared after Daydream. "What'd she do?" she asked Sasami. "She cheated on Playstation!" Tyger told her before Sasami could reply. Sasami glared at her. "That makes sense." Nightmare said. "Daydream is very competitive when it comes to those types of games."
Later.
"Anyone seen Danceingfae?" Lenni asked. Almost everyone had vacated the living room in order to go do other things. Tyger and Raphielle were sitting down at the table playing checkers. Raphielle was winning. "Why?" Raphielle wondered, not looking up from the board game. "Because I want to ask her when she's going to update her stories." Lenni said and then whispered to Tyger. "If you jump left, right, right, left, you beat her right now." Tyger smiled at her and took her advice. As Lenni left the room, yells of anger reached her ears. "How did you do that?! Lenni told you something didn't she?! LENNI!" Lenni raced around the corner and down the hall. A muffled sound alerted her. A door on her left was jiggling. Lenni's eyes narrowed. She kicked the door open. Danceingfae leapt back, hiding something behind her back. Lenni sighed in relief. "Man, I thought you were Eric from your story or something. What's that?" she flicked her eyes toward the thing Danceingfae was hiding. "Nothing." Danceingfae said and hid it under a basket. "So, what did you want?" she asked clapping her hands together. "Um, I was wondering when you're gonna update your next story?" Lenni asked, still craning her neck, trying to see the thing. Danceingfae steered her out of the room. "I don't know really. You see, I don't have any of the story ideas or my writings with me here." Lenni looked crest-fallen. "That means no-one else does ether." Danceingfae smiled weakly. "That doesn't mean we can't write. Anyways, now that everyone's here, you can ask them for story ideas all you want." LenniluvsBrian squealed and raced away. Danceingfae sighed and turned around. 'Back to my evil plan.'
"T-this I-I-isn't w-w-working, M-m-ikey!" Nightmare screamed as Mikey pushed her down the tunnel on his skateboard. "Of course it is. Hang ten, I'm letting go!" Mikey shouted and let her loose. "NNOOOO!" Nightmare screeched. She was immediately pitched off the skateboard. "Ow!" she shouted. Daydream giggled and walked over to her friend. "You'll survive." She said and pulled Nightmare to her feet. Mily laughed as Nightmare dragged Daydream into the muck with her. Mikey grinned and went over to the two of them. Daydream tripped him and he fell into the slime with them. "Not fair!" Mily yelled and slid into them. The four of them laughed and flung the stuff at each other. "This is disgusting!" Nightmare cried. "Please, don't let this be what I think it is!" Mily squealed. "It isn't. This part of the sewer hasn't been used in forever. It's just mud." Michelangelo called out to them. When they had finished, every inch of their bodies was covered in thick black mud. "You guys look like the Swamp Thing!" Mikey told the girls. "And you think you're any better?" Daydream asked him. True, Mikey was a much bigger swamp thing. "We should probably was off." Mike said. All three girls whole-heartedly agreed. They squashed towards the lair.
Splinter was lazily watching T.V on the couch when the door opened. At first she thought it was Sasami and Snow White back from the grocery store. "That didn't take long." She said and turned around. She immediately screamed. "HELP!" and dived behind the couch. In a few minutes, Leonardo, Donny, and Raph had assembled in the living room, along with various writers. "What are those?" Raphael asked Donny in disgust. "I don't know, but I doubt they're human." Mikey stuck his mud-covered hand out. "Dudes! It's us!" He shouted and stepped in front of the three girls who thought they were about to be annihilated by their heroes. "Mikey?" was they simultaneous answer. "Uh-huh." Mike said. "What in the world are you doing?!" Leo asked angrily. "Having fun?" Mike replied. "Bath. Now." Donny said pointing towards the bathroom. Danceingfae grinned wickedly. Now all she had to do was make sure Mily was the first one in. She followed the mud procession down the hall. To her delight, Mily opened the door. "AAAHHHH!" she let out a scream as a blend of strawberry and cherry syrup hit her. Nightmare, who was next in line, jumped back and began laughing uncontrollably. "I couldn't decide what I like'd better so I decided to use both." Danceingfae said, stepping in front of the fuming Mily. "Now will you share Mikey?" Mily nodded. "Good." Danceingfae said and walked away, humming to herself.
Glad you like it! Sorry for the wait on the other chapter. Was having writer's (crosses heart) block. EVIL! (cowers) Well at least it's gone so here it goes!
LenniluvsBrian was clicking around on the living room computer as quick as she could at hours of the morning that most humans would have been drooling on their pillows. But not Lenni, who was going to her most favorite website in the world which was the famous Brian's fan club page. She bit her nails as she waited for it to finish coming up. She glanced at the announcements then leapt straight into the air. "FINALLY!" Lenni screamed and began to run around the lair at high speeds. In the process of running around, she trampled TygerOfTheWynd, Snow White, and Raphielle. Those three sat up and began yelling about sleeping and Lenni being an idiot. "SLEEP IS GOOD!" Raphielle screeched and flung a pillow at her. Lenni went down on top of Danceingfae, knocking the wind out of her. "LENNI!" Danceingfae yelled when she could breath again. Lenni was screaming at the top of her lungs about a baby. "BABY! THEY HAD THEIR BABY! IT'S A BOY!" she shouted. The now awake girls all started asking questions. "Who had a baby?" was Mily's. "I bet it was Raphael's!" yelled Daydream. "What was mine?" Raph asked stepping into the room. "Nothing." Dream said and hid in her blanket. The Ninja Turtles had now raced in, weapons drawn. Seeing nothing dangerous or out of place besides the now flipping-for-no-reason Lenni, they settled down in the couches and chairs that surrounded the living room. "What's with her?" Leo asked. "Why don't you ask her for yourself?" Snow White told him in an I-am- going-to-be-annoying tone. Leonardo glared at her and walked over to Lenni. "What's going on?" he asked the writer.
"IT'S A BOY!" she screamed back and jumped on him, squeezing the life out of turtle in blue. "Lenni, Lenni! Breathing is a necessity!" he gasped. LenniluvsBrian immediately let him go, recognizing she had just hugged Leo. "Dang. I thought you were Raph." She muttered and plopped down beside Sasami. "Now, who had a baby?" Sasami asked the now compliant girl. LenniluvsBrian gave her a stupid look. "Weren't you listening?" Sasami nodded. "Yeah, it sounded like They had a baby, but who's they?" "DUH! Brian and his wife had their first child! IT'S A BOY AND HIS NAME'S BAILEY THOMAS LITTRELL!" Silence until, "WHOPEE!" Danceingfae jumped up and began screaming along with Lenni. Ziptango did a little jig in the middle of the room. Daydream and Nightmare just stared at the rest of the girls who were all doing some sort of dance or singing the songs of the c.d.s. "A baby!" Splinter said and did a move off a video. "I'm hungry." Nightmare stated. "I'm scared. Let's go to the kitchen." Daydream replied and the two of them were up and making an escape. "A BOY! BAILEY THOMAS LITTREL!" Sss979 sang. Mikey jumped up and grabbed Danceingfae and the two of them began to dance around to a song Lenni had put on. It was Mily's turn to get a sour look on her face. Ziptango almost fainted as Donny began to tango with her. Much catcalling was heard as Mike dipped Danceingfae. Danceingfae laughed and shooed them away.
Leo grinned and put a new cd into the cd player. Laughter rang out as a familiar tune came on. "That's my song!" Daydream screamed and ran out of the kitchen. Nightmare was right behind her, gulping down the last little bit of her Pop tart. Everyone stared as the two girls got in the middle of the living room, waiting for the words to come on. As quickly as possible, the blankets and sleeping bags were pulled away, giving the girls a lot of room. Daydream head started bobbing as soon as the words came on.
YO! It's the green machine-Gonna rock the town without being seen. Have you ever seen a turtle get down?-Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound Yeah, everybody let's move-Vanilla Ice is here with the new Jack Groove Gonna rock, and roll this place-with the power of the Ninja Turtle bass.
Iceman, you know I'm not playin'-Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin'
(Daydream seemed to think she was Vanilla Ice, copying the exact moves off the movie. The Ninja Turtles kept punctuating certain sentences with ninja moves.)
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO, GO, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO, GO, GO!
Lyrics, fill in the gap-Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP! Feel it, if you know what I mean-Give it up for those heroes in green Just flowin', smooth with the power-Kicking it up, hour after hour Cause in this life there's only one winner-You better aim good so you can hit the center In it to win, a team of four-Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore (Mikey beamed at that part)
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO, GO, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO, GO, GO!
Villians, you better run and hide-Because one day you might not slide Chose your weapons, but don't slip-Vanilla's in control with the flex of the mic grip Rockin' the crowd the way it should be rocked-With the Miami drop that you like a lot Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in-You better check your level The power of the Ninja is strong-Fightin all the crooks until they're out cold!
All the fanfiction writers joined in on the chorus, singing at the top of their lungs. Daydream and Nightmare ducked out of the crowd on flopped on the couch. Wondering what other turtle songs were on the cd, Mily fast- forwarded it. She giggled, seeing as the next song was a song most Turtle lovers could sing in their sleep. Snow White's head flew up as the theme song for the cartoons came on. Everyone started singing. Tyger bounced up and began to twirl around. Lenni started the song.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Danceingfae took the next part:
Heroes in a half shell, Turtle Power! They're the world's most fearsome fighting team [We're really hip] Mikey yelled, interrupting Danceingfae, who was defended by Splinter with a pillow. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green [Hey get a grip]Donny said then blushed. Teenage mutant ninja Turtles When evil Shredder attacks (this was punctuated by loud booing except for Lenni who tried to defend Shredder by using her story as example) These turtle boys don't cut him no slack
(Now Snow White took over) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them how to be Ninja teens (At this, the girl Splinter's eyebrows raised "I did?" She was hit by many pillows) [He's a radical rat] Raphielle screeched, beating Raph to that line
(Now it was Sasami's turn to sing) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Leonardo leads, (Leo jumped up and pumped the air, cheering) Donatello does machines (Donny looked up from the remote control that Sss979 had broken last night when she roll ed over on it. Ziptango's yells drowned everybody out and she ran over to hug her fav turtle) [That's a fact, Jack] Zip yelled as she tackled him Raphael is cool, but rude (Raph was immediately being jumped on by Raphielle. His response to the song's line about him was "So?") Michelangelo is a party dude! (Daydream hugged Mikey, who hammed his line up by doing a shell spin on the living room floor)
(Everyone jumped in on this part) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Exhausted, they flopped down on couches and the floor. Master Splinter smiled as he walked into the room. "What is all the excitement about?" he asked. "Brian had a baby!" LenniluvsBrian shouted happily. "And we were commemorating turtle songs to him!" Raphielle inserted. "Oh." Master Splinter said and looked towards Daydream. "You do remember your flips for this morning?" He asked her. "Yes, Sensei." She said and reluctantly followed him into the dojo. "Please, if you will, clean up the living room and try to fix up the girl's dormitories." He ordered/asked. Many nods. Nightmare stared after Daydream. "What'd she do?" she asked Sasami. "She cheated on Playstation!" Tyger told her before Sasami could reply. Sasami glared at her. "That makes sense." Nightmare said. "Daydream is very competitive when it comes to those types of games."
Later.
"Anyone seen Danceingfae?" Lenni asked. Almost everyone had vacated the living room in order to go do other things. Tyger and Raphielle were sitting down at the table playing checkers. Raphielle was winning. "Why?" Raphielle wondered, not looking up from the board game. "Because I want to ask her when she's going to update her stories." Lenni said and then whispered to Tyger. "If you jump left, right, right, left, you beat her right now." Tyger smiled at her and took her advice. As Lenni left the room, yells of anger reached her ears. "How did you do that?! Lenni told you something didn't she?! LENNI!" Lenni raced around the corner and down the hall. A muffled sound alerted her. A door on her left was jiggling. Lenni's eyes narrowed. She kicked the door open. Danceingfae leapt back, hiding something behind her back. Lenni sighed in relief. "Man, I thought you were Eric from your story or something. What's that?" she flicked her eyes toward the thing Danceingfae was hiding. "Nothing." Danceingfae said and hid it under a basket. "So, what did you want?" she asked clapping her hands together. "Um, I was wondering when you're gonna update your next story?" Lenni asked, still craning her neck, trying to see the thing. Danceingfae steered her out of the room. "I don't know really. You see, I don't have any of the story ideas or my writings with me here." Lenni looked crest-fallen. "That means no-one else does ether." Danceingfae smiled weakly. "That doesn't mean we can't write. Anyways, now that everyone's here, you can ask them for story ideas all you want." LenniluvsBrian squealed and raced away. Danceingfae sighed and turned around. 'Back to my evil plan.'
"T-this I-I-isn't w-w-working, M-m-ikey!" Nightmare screamed as Mikey pushed her down the tunnel on his skateboard. "Of course it is. Hang ten, I'm letting go!" Mikey shouted and let her loose. "NNOOOO!" Nightmare screeched. She was immediately pitched off the skateboard. "Ow!" she shouted. Daydream giggled and walked over to her friend. "You'll survive." She said and pulled Nightmare to her feet. Mily laughed as Nightmare dragged Daydream into the muck with her. Mikey grinned and went over to the two of them. Daydream tripped him and he fell into the slime with them. "Not fair!" Mily yelled and slid into them. The four of them laughed and flung the stuff at each other. "This is disgusting!" Nightmare cried. "Please, don't let this be what I think it is!" Mily squealed. "It isn't. This part of the sewer hasn't been used in forever. It's just mud." Michelangelo called out to them. When they had finished, every inch of their bodies was covered in thick black mud. "You guys look like the Swamp Thing!" Mikey told the girls. "And you think you're any better?" Daydream asked him. True, Mikey was a much bigger swamp thing. "We should probably was off." Mike said. All three girls whole-heartedly agreed. They squashed towards the lair.
Splinter was lazily watching T.V on the couch when the door opened. At first she thought it was Sasami and Snow White back from the grocery store. "That didn't take long." She said and turned around. She immediately screamed. "HELP!" and dived behind the couch. In a few minutes, Leonardo, Donny, and Raph had assembled in the living room, along with various writers. "What are those?" Raphael asked Donny in disgust. "I don't know, but I doubt they're human." Mikey stuck his mud-covered hand out. "Dudes! It's us!" He shouted and stepped in front of the three girls who thought they were about to be annihilated by their heroes. "Mikey?" was they simultaneous answer. "Uh-huh." Mike said. "What in the world are you doing?!" Leo asked angrily. "Having fun?" Mike replied. "Bath. Now." Donny said pointing towards the bathroom. Danceingfae grinned wickedly. Now all she had to do was make sure Mily was the first one in. She followed the mud procession down the hall. To her delight, Mily opened the door. "AAAHHHH!" she let out a scream as a blend of strawberry and cherry syrup hit her. Nightmare, who was next in line, jumped back and began laughing uncontrollably. "I couldn't decide what I like'd better so I decided to use both." Danceingfae said, stepping in front of the fuming Mily. "Now will you share Mikey?" Mily nodded. "Good." Danceingfae said and walked away, humming to herself.