Helen: What were we talking about b4?
Ruthie: Oh, I 4got.
Vita: Well whatever but isn't Jennifer great?
Helen and Ruthie (2gether): Yeah I know, I want 2 b just like her.
Kimmy: and she is so pretty 2.
Michelle: and she is also really smart.
Every1: She is sooooo perfect. She is great.
Helen: sssshhhhh she is coming!
Jennifer: what is going on here?
Vita: oh nothing.
Ruthie: Jennifer I am sorry 4 calling u Jenny-fer-fer I know that ur way 2 good 4 that name.
Jennifer: that is ok.
Sorry about that………maybe we shouldn't have let her write part of this chapter.
Lawyers: Say it or you will have to listen to Britney Spears.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Michelle: Want to hear a horror story?
Jennifer: Okay!
Michelle: Britney Spears was born!
Helen: Find a happy place, find a happy place………
Vita: Britney Spears is the epitome of evil.
Pixie: Why are you traumatizing me?!?!??
Lawyers: go get CD
Mary: Okay, fine. We don't own InuYasha…….yet.
Kimmy, Michelle, Vita, Helen, and Pixie POV
Miroku: What have I ever done to deserve this treatment?
Pixie: You want I should make you a list?
Miroku: Forget I asked.
Vita: How about THIS dress? Holds up sexy tube top w/ SHORT dress.
Other Girls: Nod in agreement.
Miroku: Save me.
Vita: To the bathroom for beautification!
Everyone: Yay!
Girls: Push Miroku towards the bathroom and his ultimate doom
Annoying French Announcer Dude from Spongebob Squarepants (Do not own.): One Hour Later.
Girls: Walk out of the Bathroom
Kimmy: We would like to present...
Helen: ...The new and improved…
All girls: ….Miroku! All step to the side
InuYasha: staring Miroku?
Miroku: Help.
Sango: Hands him a notepad Now go to the nearest bar and take notes.
Kim: And don't forget to act like a woman!!
Jenny: Good luck um... what was your name again?
Miroku: I'm Miroku.
Jenny: Well, good luck then!
Pixie: In the meantime....
Sesshomaru randomly appears
Kimmy: Sesshy, truth or dare?
Sesshy: Dare....... Whatever that is.
Kimmy: Sesshomaru, I dare you to say "I'm too sexy for my fluff, too sexy for my armor. I'm too SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!"
Michelle: Hihihihihihi. bye now.
Vita: Basically, she wants you to sing and dance to Right Said Fred's 'I'm Too Sexy'.
Michelle: Say it Sesshomaru. We dare you!
Sesshomaru: No way!
Vita and Helen: You have to.
(Song starts)
Music comes on
I'm too sexy for my love,
Too sexy for my love,
Love's going to leave me,
(Musical interlude) Fluffy dances
I'm too sexy for my shirt,
Too sexy for my shirt,
So sexy it hurts,
And I'm too sexy for Milan,
Too sexy for Milan,
New York and Japan,
(Small musical Interlude)
And I'm too sexy for your party,
Too sexy for your party,
No way I'm disco dancing,
(Chorus)
I'm a model,
You know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk,
On the catwalk,
Yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk,
(Musical Interlude)
I'm too sexy for my car,
Too sexy for my car,
Too sexy by far,
And I'm too sexy for my hat,
Too sexy for my hat,
What'd you think about that,
(Chorus)
I'm a model,
You know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk,
On the catwalk,
Yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk,
(Small Musical interlude) Sessho still dances Girls make catcalls. Boys look jealous
I'm too sexy for my (uh),
Too sexy for my (uh),
Too sexy for my (uh),
(Chorus)
'Cause I'm a model,
You know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk,
Yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk,
But I'm too sexy for my cat,
Too sexy for my cat,
Poor pussy,
Poor pussycat,
I'm too sexy for my love,
Too sexy for my love,
Love's going to leave me,
(VERY Small musical interlude) Kagome catcalls. InuYasha looks ready to kill. Sesshy smirks at his HALF-brother's anger.
Fluffy: thinks Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea.
But I'm too sexy for this song.
(Song ends)
Miroku: Walks in the den I'm done.
Kouga: Well?
Miroku: Well what?
Vita, Michelle, and Helen: The statistics you fool!
Miroku: May I change first?
Mary: Sure, but hurry it up.
Miroku: Thank you. Leaves to change
French Announcer Dude from Spongebob Squarepants: 30 minutes later.
Miroku: Walks back in. Is mobbed by angry girls.
Helen: What took you so long?
Jenny: Yes, we were getting impatient.
Kimmy: Give us the details!
Pixie: C'mon! We're getting' old here!
Vita: Eye twitches okay... Everyone now has the right to SHUT THE HELL UP SO MIROKU CAN TELL HIS GODDAMN STORY!
Everyone else: O.o
Vita: good.
Miroku: Okay. Over the span of the hour I was gone:
17 men asked for my 'phone number', 25 called me 'sexy', 42 said, and I quote, "hey baby, wanna come back to my place?", and 138, yes, 138 men GROPED ME! ME! Can you believe them?!
Sango: Now you know how I feel, monk.
Girls: nod, nod Yup.
Miroku: I'm traumatized. Can I skip my turn?
Mary: Shrug Sure, why not. Glomps Kouga......again.
Kimmy and Pixie: hang off Fluffy.
Michelle: ok, who's next for Truth or Dare?
Everyone: ............
Helen: Vita is up next.
Everyone: look at Vita and laugh very evilly
Vita: Bring it on. Dare.
Sango: Who is daring her?
Kouga: (yes, he is still here) I will.
Mary: is still hugging the life out of Kouga I love you Kouga.
Kouga: Um, okay. I dare you to say 'I love Shippo with all my heart and soul' at the end of each time you speak.
Vita: For how long? I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Kouga: Next three chapters including this one.
Vita: Fine. I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Everyone: for some reason laughing hysterically
Michelle: Gee, I feel so alone.
Vita: Where's Kim? I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Mary: Still glomping Kouga Yeah, where did she go? Looks around room
Inu: Miroku and I locked her in a closet, she was bugging us.
Miroku: uh-huh.
Sango: Giving the boys an evil eye Which closet?
(In a closet)
Kim: Hello? Anyone out there? Can I come out now? struggles against bonds holding her I kinda hafta pee…….
(Back at the game)
Kagome: Lets just keep going with the game, shall we?
Miroku: Ahem.
Sango: Hits Miroku
Miroku: Ow! Ahem.
Whack
Miroku: Hey! What did I do?! Ahem.
BAM CRASH THUD
Miroku: X.X
Helen: Staring at Miroku's motionless form Why DID you do that?
Sango: Usually he says 'Ahem' right before he gropes me.
Jenny: Oh. That would explain a lot.
Kim's POV (you didn't forget me did you???)
BANG CRASH THUD
Kim- finally…..
Vita- Oh, Kim, I forgot we locked you in there. I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Kim- GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!
Everyone -;
Vita-Uh…….. Run!!!! I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Kim- now, I have a dare for who ever is brave enough to except it……
Kouga- I will!
Mary-I'll do anything he will… (sighs)
Kim-(evil face and laughter…) I dare you, to go up to the roof, butt naked, and broadcast on live TV you each screaming… 'I am dumber than George w. bush, and let's face it, that's pretty dumb.' (I can't help it, George Bush is more evil than shudder Naraku (Pixie: I'm stupider than he is & that's saying something!!) Then Kouga must shout, 'I'm a pretty woman who loves pink and fluffy bunnies that wear pretty pink tutus'.
Kouga and Mary- Uhhhhhh…… -;
Hee hee hee, aren't I evil, ok, new author.
End if Chapter
DU…DU….DUN
There are actually people reading this? My god……..wow.
Maybe that means we are entertaining.
Review and tell us if that is good or bad.
Pixie: And if you don't review, you know what will happen, don't you?! Heh…. Ok….
Jaken-in-a-pink-strapless-thong-bikini-with-a-wedgie-in-a-platinum-blonde-curly-wig-with-neon-pink-highlights-dancing-to-im-too-sexy-will-come-after-you……..
Gasp-i-ran-out-of-breath-heart-attack!!!!!!!!!!
Gaarrckkc
Pixie passed sadly away on may 21st 2004…………..
NOT!!!
Helen: You now have a very small idea of what we put up with daily.
Michelle: I sob have to leave.
Everyone: Good-bye, we love you (but not like that).
Pixie: Man, it sure took us a long time to wrap this up…. In fact, I think we spent more time saying goodbye than writing…. Heh…..
Everyone else: Shut up, Pixie!
Later ppl,
Kim, Kimmy, Helen, Michelle, Pixie, Mary, Jenny, and The Almighty Energizer Bunny