Hey, didja like the Jaken visual? Everyone who sees it is scarred for life!! Yay, trauma!!!!
Disclaimer:
Kim- The lawyers are in a, umm….bad position to bug us
Sounds from closet- let us out! And say you don't own it
All- never!!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
Closet- Say it.
Vita- you say it first. I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Closet- Ummm…. Never! We will own InuYasha! Mwa ha ha ha!
Everyone else- freaky O-O;
Blaring loudspeakers: THIS IS THE FBI!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE THE HOUSE SURROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND SAY IT!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: innocently say what?
5 hours later at the seven locks road detention center:
All us peeps: OK, OK! WE DO NOT OWN INU!!!!!!!!!!
Pixie's POV Woohoo (lord Sesshomaru is hot!!!!!!!!!!! I'm obsessed)
After we were released from the jail, Kouga and Mary went out onto the roof stripped.
Kouga: grumbles your friends have really dirty minds….
Mary: friends? Yeah, uh sure FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Pixie: call in the reporters!!!!!!!!!!
Reporters: barkbarkbarkbark arooooooo!!!! Were on the chase!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kouga: ohshitohshitohshitoshit…………dammitdammitdammitdammit…………
Kim: Say it already; you're just prolonging your nudity and Mary's enjoyment of seeing you naked.
Kouga: whaaaat??
Mary: remember the dare!!!
Heh she really does like seeing him doesn't she!
Kouga: ok, ok: I'm a pretty woman who loves pink and fluffy bunnies that wear pretty pink tutus.
Reporters: barkbarkbark!!!! Woof!! You do? Are you a cross dresser madam, uh…? Wait no who are you anyway? And what's with the tail? Are you a reporter like us? Will you run with the pack brother?
Kouga: leaps off the roof and breaks all the cameras GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary: wolfie come back!
Vita: say it! Oh ya, I forgot- I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Kouga: snarl damn reporters…. I am dumber than George w. bush, and let's face it, that's pretty dumb
President steps out of helicopter.
Bush: huh?
All: auuugh!!! Help the stupidness has come upon us!!!!!!!!!!! run inside and lock all the doors
Pixie: trembling is it gone?
Bush: knocks on the window
Vita: dammitt get your face out of here!!!!! I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Jenny: closes blinds
Reporters: aroooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Helen: peeks out window ohmigod they're sitting on the roof and howling at the moon!!
Pixie: this is just too scary!!! Buhbye, people are stealing the computer because I am going to send everyone into an insane fit if they read this!!!
Vita POV
Vita: Okay, that's it. Get your asses the hell off my goddamn roof!! I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Kim's POV
Kim- The president is scary!!!!
Kouga- You're the one who dared us to do that.
Kim- But I didn't think the president would be able to figure out we were talking about him. It must have been that darn Osama bin Laden who told him.
All- OO
Meanwhile…… In a bar down the street……..
Inu- another glass of liquid you dumb president wheel.
Miroku-gropes bar tender Hello toilet paper.
(everyone else walks in)
Pixie-Who made this happen?
Jennifer- I'm perfect.
Sango- Is she drunk too?
Vita- No, she's always like that. I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Helen- I hate drunken fics.
Kim- fine, snaps fingers and nobody is drunk
Kagome-Lets get back to Vita's now
Helen's POV
Helen: The drunkenness is gone! Praise the lord in many ways! I prefer our own random strangeness.
Sango: Are you sure all of the drunkenness is gone?
Kim: Yes, I am.
Sango: Okay.
Miroku: Whose turn is it?
Mary: I get to ask someone now. evil obsessive laughter
InuYasha: Who are you asking?
Mary: InuYasha, I am asking you. Truth or dare?
InuYasha: Dare.
Mary: Wear a dress and let all of us insane girls play with your ears.
Kagome: tries very, very hard not to look jealous
Helen: Kagome too, of course.
Jenny: What about Sango?
Shippo: he and Rin randomly reappear What about her?
Kim: We're deciding whether or not the dare should include letting Sango play with InuYasha's ears.
Miroku: has a very determined poker face on
Kimmy: No, we shouldn't. Then Miroku would be jealous.
Sango: turns magenta
InuYasha: Fine, you wenches can play with my ears. However, about the dress…..
Vita: A dare is a dare. I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Helen: insane laugh How about this one? holds up hot pink, frilly dress with bright green buttons
Mary: I like it.
Miroku: Me too.
Sango: Me three.
Miroku: Finally, we agree. edges towards Sango
Sango: Do you ever learn? holds Hirakotsu threateningly
InuYasha: I don't wanna wear the dress.
Pixie: If you don't I will bring Jaken in a pink, strapless, thong bikini with a wedgie dancing and singing and doing a strip tease to I'm too sexy here to stalk you.
InuYasha: Fine. Give it here. grabs dress and goes to change
Pixie: randomly ice cream…ice cream…triple scoop ice cream…chocolate
Kim: 26 scoops.
Pixie: Infinite scoops!!!! Bwahaha!!
Everybody: Oooooookaaaaayy………………………….
Kimmy: Lord Sesshomaru…is so hot.
Helen: Moving on………
Mary: I love Kouga.
Pixie: I love Sesshomaru. He is mine!!!!!
Kimmy: glare ahem!
Pixie: oh yeah, we have a plan: we will clone Fluffy and each of us gets a clone!
Kimmy & Pixie: random singing Clones, clones, clones, clones lalalala!!!!!!!!!
Vita: Ummm….. okay…….I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
InuYasha: comes out in the frilly pink dress
Miroku: My InuYasha, you look lovely.
InuYasha: inflicts various forms of pain on Miroku
All the girls except Sango: squeal and play with ears
InuYasha: blushes a lot Am I done yet?
Mary: Fine.
InuYasha: goes and changes
Pixie: That was funny,
Helen: Yeah.
Everyone: bursts into loud gales
of laughter
InuYasha: Nobody say anything about it.
Everyone else: silence HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
InuYasha: inflicts pain
Kimmy: Sango…your turn.
Sango: This is probably a mistake, but dare.
Kimmy: Say "Myouga is by far hotter than my lawn mower and my lawn mower is even hotter than Miroku"
Sango: Must I?
Everyone else: Yes, you do!!!!!
Sango: Fine blushes Myouga is by far hotter than my lawn mower and my lawn mower is even hotter than Miroku. By the way, what's a lawn mower?
Kagome: A lawn mower is a machine that cuts grass….here I will show you. takes everyone to garage and Kagome shows off her wonderful, beautiful, shiny lawnmower that is the best lawnmower in the world
Myouga: randomly appears There is no way I could be hotter than that wonderful, beautiful, shiny lawnmower that is the best lawnmower in the world.
Helen: Do you have self-esteem issues?
Kim: Tell us about them. I am sure we could help.
Myouga: spends two hours whining about his poor relationship with his late abusive father
Kim: That was a very bad idea.
Vita: getting more and more annoyed Myouga is a dumbass and needs to shut the hell up. I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Myouga: dissolves into tears and runs away
Pixie: Oh well. Why do I get the feeling that Helen had sugar before writing this part?
Kimmy: Maybe it's because all of us are being extremely strange and random.
Vita, Pixie, And Kimmy: on a random sugar high sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, my sugar.
Pixie: My sugar!
Kimmy: My sugar!
Vita: My sugar!
Vita, Pixie, and Kimmy: MINE!!!!!
Vita: Miroku, truth or dare? I love Shippo with all my heart and soul.
Miroku: Dare.
Vita: I dare you to tell Kaede that you think that she is hot and want her to be the one to bear all of your children. I love Shippo with all of my heart and soul.
Helen: That gives me very strange mental images.
Kim: This will be amusing.
Kaede: randomly appears Hello.
Sango walks up and whispers something in Kaede's ear
Miroku: A dare is a dare, I suppose. takes Kaede's hands Kaede, I think you are very hot and I would like for you to bear all of my children.
Everyone except Miroku, Kaede, and Sango: burst into hysterical laughter
Kaede: How long I have waited to hear those words….I love you Miroku.
Miroku: Um... sweatdrop
Kaede: Sango dared me to say that as her turn.
Pixie: ok Helen just typed for about 1 hr while all of us were watching InuYasha DVDs. Our apologies for letting her be so insane. (Right now, it's the DVD with Urasue in it (Kikyo-blood pressure rising….. damn it all to hell….) Yayness!! Bye!!
Persistent wretch! You would have done well not to cross our path!! Now you shall pay for your meddling (because you will no longer be able to close your eyes without picturing Jaken in a…. well you know what I'm going to say)!
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Yay-it's 1:10 in the morning and we're all on sugar high!!
Helen: on a sugar high sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar………………You know I just realized that Kimmy, Vita and Jennifer are all asleep………………writing randomness into this fic was fun. Pixie, must I stop now?
Pixie: WHAM
Helen: X.X
Pixie: heh…. Anyway, Buhbye see ya next time!!!
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heh…. Sorry……
Later ppl,
Kimmy, Kim, Helen, Pixie, Jenny, Mary, and The Almighty Energizer Bunny