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After pizza!
"AHHHHHH!" Snow White screamed as she ran through the lair, wielding a green lightsaber. Ziptango ducked and parried with her own purple lightsaber. "I have the POWER!" she yelled and made a good stab at Snow who leapt onto the couch. "Use the force, Zip!" Daydream yelled at the blonde girl who smiled and tried to run the dodging Snow White threw. "Aw, come on Daydream! You're supposed to cheer me on." Snow White exclaimed and blocked Zip's thrust. Nightmare stared at the TV screen. Ziptango had brought Star Wars 2 with her in that ever-present backpack of hers and had put it in the VCR. "Dun dun duda du dun da da." Nightmare hummed along with the music. Michelangelo leaned back in the couch and stared at the TV. "I love this movie!" he stated the obvious. Snow White yelped as Ziptango struck her upside her head with a pillow to get her attention. Snow brandished the light-saber in anger. "This party's over." She muttered and tightened her white bandana. Zip put her hands on her hips. "That's MY line." The girl pouted. "So? Your point is?" Snow asked. "You're not my father!" Ziptango yelled absent-mindedly and made another attempt. "I should hope not." Donatello said coming into the room. "Donny! Beware of the green light wielder one!" Zip yelled. Donatello stared at the pair of glowing lightsabers. His eyes went wide in realization. "ARE THOSE MY NEWEST EXPERIMENTS?!" Donny roared. Ziptango and Snow looked at each other and ran. "AHHHH!" Don shouted and went tearing after them. "Help me Snowy-One Whinobi! You're my only hope!" Mily put in from the couch. "Why don't you help me?!" Snow White screeched, running by at hyper-speed with Ziptango in tow.
"Couldn't let you get all the reward, kid." Danceingfae said, chewing on one of the candy necklaces that she had yet to relinquish. She seemed to be pretending to pilot the Millennium Falcon. Splinter had tripped Donatello and to keep him from ruining their fun, the fanfiction writers had tied him to a chair. "MMMMM! MMM!" came his muffled voice from behind Splinter's black bandana, which they were using as a gag. Mikey was happily keeping guard because he was still carrying a grudge. "What did Doh-Doh ever do to you, Donny?" Mike shook his head. "The flusher? He deserved better, you could at least made him into a pizza-baker!" Mikey sobbed. Donny groaned. Ziptango and Snow White clashed their light-sabers. "I have become strong in Dark side." Ziptango said. "Much to learn, have you, Count Zipku." Snow White stated in an I-know-everything voice. Daydream grinned. "You must have faith that he will choose the right path." She said in a perfect mimic of Mace Windu. Sasami came running out of the kitchen, a wooden spoon in her hand. "Don't worry! We have Ar-too with us!" she said. "Who's Ar-too?" TygerOfTheWynd asked. Everyone looked around. "Who's who?" LenniluvsBrian asked stepping into the room. Raphielle sighed. "No idea." Daydream stuck her hand in the air. "I wanna be Yoda!" she exclaimed. "You fit the part." Raphael said, chowing down on the last slice of pizza. "Very funny." Daydream muttered and popped a Warhead in her mouth. Ziptango began to bounce up and down with joy. "I'm going to be Obi-wan Kenobi and nobody else is!" she shouted happily. "Which one?" asked Hexadecimal, now totally normal around everyone else. Or, at least as normal as Hex can be. ^_^ "The cute one duh!" Ziptango said and picked up the cover to the Phantom Menace and kissed it. "Ooookay." Sss979 said, staring Zip. "Don't mess with my Obi!" Ziptango screeched as Nightmare picked up the box. "Seesh. I was only looking at it." Nightmare stated and crossed her arms. Everyone picked out parts and began play-acting.
(Star Wars music!)
"Long ago in a doughnut not that far away!" started Danceingfae, shining a flashlight in her own face to give it that eerie feeling. Michelangelo had convinced a very reluctant Donatello to be the cameraman. "That's not how it goes, Dancing!" hissed Splinter from the near-by hallway. Danceingfae gave her a look. "Do you want me to do this or not?" Danceingfae growled back. "Go ahead!" Splinter told her with a sigh. "As I was saying, five years ago, under a spatula around the corner there was (pause) Star Bars!" In the hall, Michelangelo looked at the girls. "Star Bars?" he asked in a confused voice. "She's got candy on the brain!" Sasami stated. Danceingfae rolled her eyes towards the hall. "There's to much disturbance in the Force!" she said with a grin. Everyone shut up. "No one in the spatula knew that the Empire had made a giant teddy bear, but they would find out or Master Yoda's maiden name isn't Herman!" Danceingfae went on. Daydream looked at Raphielle. "I thought it was a doughnut." She whispered. Raphielle shrugged. "I don't even think Dancing knows what it is."
(Episode 4: First Star Wars movie made)
"Will you talk now?" Snow White asked, squeezing a little squeaky duck in front of Mikey's face. They were both dressed in elaborate clothes. Mily had found a white sheet in the closet and Mikey was now using it as a dress. After pilfering around in his prank drawer in his room, Mike had found a girl's wig. With TygerOfTheWynd's help, the orange bandana'd turtle had been able to pull its hair into two giant size buns. It looked terribly funny, Mike's green face surrounded by frizzy brown hair. Snow White had on all black and had a pink cape on. On her head was a pot, the only thing that came close to Darth Vader's helmet. "No way, Dudette Valerie!" Mike stated in a girly voice. Snowy gave him a strange look. "Isn't that name a little long?" she asked him. Mike shrugged. Going back to the movie, Snow said, "There are more ways to make you talk, Princess Mikia." in a sinister voice. She grabbed a feather and began tickling Mike's bare two-toed foot. "HAHAHA! ST-HA-OP! I'LL HAHA TELL YOU! HAHAHA!" Snow White gave him a very evil smile. "Good." She said even MORE sinisterly. Suddenly Mily and Danceingfae rushed in. "I'll save you Prin!" the rest of Danceingfae's sentence was blocked out by her falling on her face. She had tripped over a rope that had been placed strategically in front of the door. Mily mock gasped. "Oh no! The evil Umpire must have know we were coming!" she said and nimbly jumped over the wire and pulled out her lightsaber. Mily flicked the power button on and it hummed to life. Donny sat the camera down and walked over to her. He grabbed the lightsaber from her hand and turned it off. "This thing's dangerous." He said and went back to his camera. Mily frowned and put her hands on both sides of her head and wiggled her fingers, sticking out her tongue. "Sasami, give me your spatula!" she yelled, stomping back over to the hall. "But, I love it!" Sasami whimpered. "It's for a good cause." Mily growled. Sasami clutched it to her. "NO IT'S MINE!" she shouted back at Mily. "Here Mily." Hexadecimal said and handed the blond/brown haired girl her a clothes hanger. "Thanks." Mily said and ran back to the scene. Meanwhile Danceingfae was trying to defeat Snowy with a stuffed bunny. "NOOO!" Snow White shouted as Danceingfae threw the bunny at her. "Come on, Princess Mikia!" Dancing said and grabbed Mike's hand. Mily joined them at a part of the room that had been designed to look like the Millennium Falcon. "Gooey! Get us into hyperspace now!" Danceingfae shouted at Splinter who looked like she was going to cry. "Do I have to wear this?" the now furry girl asked Dancing. Splinter had been stuffed into a giant furry costume from the thrift shop down the street. "Yes. Anyways, it's cute Gooey!" Mily said and sat down in a chair. Danceingfae got at the command chair thingy. Poor Splinter rolled her eyes and pushed a cardboard button. "Growl." Splinter mumbled with little enthusiasm. "Oh come on Gooey. Cheer up!" Mikey said. Splinter glared at him.
(Episode 5: Second)
"Use the Force, you must!" Daydream told Raphielle who was carrying her piggyback through the lair. "Why am I doing this? You weigh a ton!" she muttered. Daydream rapped her on the head with Donny's bo. "Told you, I did! Why, this is." Daydream said in Yoda's broken language. Mikey had found a green marker in his arts supplies and had colored Daydream's face green. After that, they had snuck into Leo's room and found the whiteout. With that, they had put streaks of white in Daydream's blonde hair. Raphielle had on a white tank top and white pants. She pulled her reddish- brown hair back in a ponytail, which was getting all in Daydream's mouth. "Bleh! Girl, have to much hair, you do!" Dream said, trying to brush it all away. "How about I put you down, all knowing one?" Raphielle exclaimed tossing Daydream off of her onto the couch. Raphielle pulled out a substitute lightsaber, which in her case was a hockey stick. "Use the force, you must." Daydream said, leaning back on the couch and chomping on near-by popcorn. "You use the force, you little green wad of gum." Raphielle hissed under her breath. "Hmm?" Daydream tried to swivel her ear around like Yoda, but failing. "I said YOU USE THE FORCE!" Raphielle yelled. "Why? I don't gotta cause I'm cool." Daydream stated. Sniggers came from the hall. Daydream picked up the popcorn bowl and flung it into the hall. "Yoga must have complete silence in order to show Puke what to do!" she shouted at the others. Raphielle scowled at the now smiling Daydream. "Puke?" Raphielle growled and raised her lightsaber/hockey stick. "Uh, did I say Puke, I meant Duke! AHHHHH!" Daydream jumped up from the couch and ran from Raphielle who was swinging the hockey stick at her head.
(Leo being stupid)
Leo walked into the room. "Is it my turn?" he asked Donny. Donatello gave him a blank stare. Leonardo was wearing a brown cowboy hat, tan pants, leather shirt, and had a whip attached to his belt. "Leo, what movie series are we acting out?" Leo smiled. "Indiana Jones." He stated. Ziptango came stomping out of the hall. "Dude, this is Star Wars!" she yelled. "But I AM INDIANA JONES!" Leo exclaimed and stomped his foot like a three year old. "Quit acting like a four-year-old and go get into your costume!" Ziptango stated and pushed the protesting turtle out of the room. "But it's my dream!" Leo shouted, clinging to the door fame. "Leo, let go!" Donny said and pried Leo's fingers from the door. "Nooooo!" Leo cried. "You are not going to ruin this for me!" Ziptango's annoyed voice could be heard saying as she dragged him to the costume room. Sasami turned to Tyger. "I worry about him sometimes." She said. Tyger nodded and adjusted the bunny ears she had on her head.
(Episode One)
"Help!" Ziptango yelled, running through the lair as she was chased by Splinter in a gray cardboard box. "Hey Bygone, could you help me?" she shouted at Leo who was sitting on the couch, pouting. "Why? I don't have my whip do what am I gonna do?" He asked and crossed his brown robed arms. Zip rolled her eyes and kicked him. "You are not Indiana Jones, you are Bygone- When!" Ziptango shouted at him. Leo's eyes light up. "I am?" he asked in an astounded voice. "Yes, and I am your oh-so-cute-and-charming padawan apprentice, Obi-wan Kenobi!" the writer said in a superior tone. Donatello peeked over the camera. "Um, Zip, you can't use the same names as the movies." He told Ziptango. Ziptango scowled ferociously at him, amazing everyone else. "Wow, Zip SCOWLED at DON." Splinter whispered to Sss979. "I know, I saw it too." Sss979 whispered back. Back on set, Leo and Ziptango were talking to Tyger, who had bunny ears attached to her head to make her look more Gungan like. "Whosa are yousa?" She asked the pretend Jedi. Leo pointed to himself. "I am Bygone When and this is my young apprenticed, Ovi- wan Sosovi." Ziptango glared at Donny even harder. Leo went on. "Who are you?" "I'sa Bar Bar Minks." Tyger said and flipped the bunny ears over her shoulder. "Okay, that's interesting." Leonardo told her and then brandished his substitute lightsaber, a marshmallow cooker. "Let us go kill some evil people!" "Okay!" Tyger and Ziptango said at the same time and followed him off the set.
(Episode 2)
"So all I gotta do is go out there and cut down all the mannequins with Leo's kantana?" Raphael asked a rather annoyed Sss979, who was working as stage manager. Sss979 nodded. "Yeah, just go out there and slice those store mannequins to your little turtlely heart's content, but go now!" with that she pushed him out of the hall and onto the stupidest set yet. It was supposed to be a Tusken Raiders camp, but it looked more like a Girl Scout Troup from New York (no offence) had tried to set up but had failed terribly. Around the flashlight fire stood a bunch of mannequins that the guys had found at the trash dump. They had tossed rags on them to make them look more realistic, but white Styrofoam still shone through. "Muhaha! I am turning evil!" Raph yelled, running into the room. In a couple of seconds all near-by mannequins were reduced to piles of what looked like snow. "That was fun! I should do that more often!" Raphael exclaimed as he finished shredding the last of the mannequins. Suddenly, LenniluvsBrian and Hexadecimal both rushed onto the set. "It's alright Wahnikan!" They said simultaneously and grabbed one side of Raph. Raph looked at both of them. "Uh, what are you two doing?" He asked them. Once again in unison, "Hugging you because I'm your girlfriend Nadme!" Thinking she had heard an echo, Hex looked around Raphael. "LENNI!" she yelped as she saw the other girl on Raph's other side. "Yep?" Lenni said and then looked up at her. "Heh heh, hey Hexadecimal, what's up?" she asked the now furious writer. "You know he's mine (jerking thumb at Raph) for this scene. We agreed on it before we started." Hexadecimal growled at her. Lenni shuffled her feet. "I know, but I thought we could share him cause I haven't been in the show yet." Hex sighed. "Why not? Might as well share Raphael as long as I get the privilege of sitting beside him on the couch for the next three weeks." Hexadecimal said with an underlying deal. Lenni sighed. "Okay." The two girls shook on it. Raphael just stared at the two of them. "Hello, doesn't this deal include me? Shouldn't I be included?" Both of them looked at him and laughed. "Yeah right!" They went back to hugging him. Raphielle stomped out into the room. "What about me?!" she demanded to know. "What about you?" Lenni asked getting a tighter grip on Raphael. "I like Raphael too you know." She told the two other Raph lovers. "You already had a part." Hexadecimal said. "I know, but that was with Daydream and she's not a ninja turtle!" pouted Raphielle. "YES I AM!" Daydream screamed running into the room. She had Mikey's bandana wrapped around her head and was whirling his nunchuks at high speed. "Those are mine!" Mike yelled chasing her into the kitchen. "That was weird." Raphael muttered. Nightmare bounced into the room, cover in tin foil. "I'm R2-D2!" she exclaimed making metal noises in- between words. Sasami followed her. She was covered in gold spray painted tin foil. "I am C3PO, human cyborg relations!" she said and then fell over onto the couch. "Dear Lord, I'm surrounded, ain't I?" Raphael stated. "Yep!" Both Hex and Lenni exclaimed and hugged him tighter.
"THHRRUUM!" The sound of an electric guitar filled the room and was followed by a scream. "I'm here!" another new girl yelled. "Oh, it's Raphael and Leonardo!" the girl screeched and flung herself at Leo who had walked onto the set to get his kantana back. "I love you!" the guitar girl exclaimed happily. "Who is this?" Leo asked, looking at the very strange girl that had him in a death grip. "TMNT-PUNKER!" the girl screamed as she hugged him tighter. "Okay." Leo said in a strangled voice. "Oh great, another one." Raphael said, getting Lenni and Hexadecimal to let go of him. "Hey Punker." Danceingfae said as she turned on the TV. "Nothing phases you does it Danceingfae?" Sasami asked her as she pulled off the metallic coverings. "Not anymore." Dancing told her. Ziptango yawned. "What time is it?" she asked Donatello in a sleepy voice. Donny looked at his wristwatch. "12 o'clock." He said as he looked back to her. "Uh-huh, okey-dokey, time for bed!" Zip yelled. Tmnt-Punker finally let go of Leo and fell back onto the couch beside Danceingfae and Sasami. "I was wondering where everyone was. No one was updating at all." She exclaimed to no in particular. Snow White banged her head on the wall. TygerOfTheWynd gave her a strange look. "Why are you doing that?" she asked the seemingly bored girl. Snow White turned her head towards Tyger. "Me and the wall are having a territorial battle. The first one to pass out wins." She mumbled and began to bang her head again. Tyger grinned and went away in search of food. "Hello! BED!" Ziptango yelled again. "Why should we listen to you?" Mily asked as she popped a sucker into her mouth. Ziptango jerked the sucker out of Mily's mouth. "No sugar before bed. And I don't know because I said so!" Ziptango roared. "You aren't a night person, are you?" Splinter asked her. "No." Ziptango hissed back.
Michelangelo came running out of the kitchen with Daydream in tow. "I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW!" he shouted at the furious teenager who screamed back, "IT'S PERMANENT! IT WILL NOT COME OFF!" LenniluvsBrian turned towards her. "What won't come off?" Daydream pointed to her still green face. "It was a permanent marker! It won't come off!" she sobbed. "Oh!" Lenni said and began to shake with laughter. Daydream stopped crying. "It's not funny!" she shouted and stalked off to find Mikey who had disappeared for some reason. Hexadecimal was happily sitting beside Raphael on one of the various couches while Raphielle sat on the floor near Raph's feet. "I'm bored." Sasami muttered under her breath. "Then go to bed!" Ziptango's annoyed voice cried from the girl's dormitories. "How did she hear that?" Sasami asked. Nightmare shrugged. Tmnt-Punker looked around. "So who's gonna give me a tour of the lair?" she asked. "Bathroom's that way, dojo's that way, kitchen's that way, and girls rooms are that way." Donatello said pointing to the various hallways. "Well that helps." She said and made her way towards the dojo. Before she got there though, she was stopped by Master Splinter. "Hello. I don't believe we've met." He said to the extremely happy girl with a guitar. She held out her hand for a shake. "I'm TMNT-Punker. Glad to meet you Master Splinter!" she said happily and continued on her way. Master Splinter shook his head. "Maybe the older ones should get a job if they must stay here much longer." He muttered and walked into the living room. "Bed now or you will be good for nothing at tomorrow mornings practice." He told his young charges in a commanding voice. "Yes Sensei!" a chorus of voices hit his ears.
I'm BA-CK! Hope you liked this chapter. Sorry it took so long, but remember I didn't have power for a while, so have pity! In a couple of weeks I'll be updating like mad because of Christmas break so hold on!
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After pizza!
"AHHHHHH!" Snow White screamed as she ran through the lair, wielding a green lightsaber. Ziptango ducked and parried with her own purple lightsaber. "I have the POWER!" she yelled and made a good stab at Snow who leapt onto the couch. "Use the force, Zip!" Daydream yelled at the blonde girl who smiled and tried to run the dodging Snow White threw. "Aw, come on Daydream! You're supposed to cheer me on." Snow White exclaimed and blocked Zip's thrust. Nightmare stared at the TV screen. Ziptango had brought Star Wars 2 with her in that ever-present backpack of hers and had put it in the VCR. "Dun dun duda du dun da da." Nightmare hummed along with the music. Michelangelo leaned back in the couch and stared at the TV. "I love this movie!" he stated the obvious. Snow White yelped as Ziptango struck her upside her head with a pillow to get her attention. Snow brandished the light-saber in anger. "This party's over." She muttered and tightened her white bandana. Zip put her hands on her hips. "That's MY line." The girl pouted. "So? Your point is?" Snow asked. "You're not my father!" Ziptango yelled absent-mindedly and made another attempt. "I should hope not." Donatello said coming into the room. "Donny! Beware of the green light wielder one!" Zip yelled. Donatello stared at the pair of glowing lightsabers. His eyes went wide in realization. "ARE THOSE MY NEWEST EXPERIMENTS?!" Donny roared. Ziptango and Snow looked at each other and ran. "AHHHH!" Don shouted and went tearing after them. "Help me Snowy-One Whinobi! You're my only hope!" Mily put in from the couch. "Why don't you help me?!" Snow White screeched, running by at hyper-speed with Ziptango in tow.
"Couldn't let you get all the reward, kid." Danceingfae said, chewing on one of the candy necklaces that she had yet to relinquish. She seemed to be pretending to pilot the Millennium Falcon. Splinter had tripped Donatello and to keep him from ruining their fun, the fanfiction writers had tied him to a chair. "MMMMM! MMM!" came his muffled voice from behind Splinter's black bandana, which they were using as a gag. Mikey was happily keeping guard because he was still carrying a grudge. "What did Doh-Doh ever do to you, Donny?" Mike shook his head. "The flusher? He deserved better, you could at least made him into a pizza-baker!" Mikey sobbed. Donny groaned. Ziptango and Snow White clashed their light-sabers. "I have become strong in Dark side." Ziptango said. "Much to learn, have you, Count Zipku." Snow White stated in an I-know-everything voice. Daydream grinned. "You must have faith that he will choose the right path." She said in a perfect mimic of Mace Windu. Sasami came running out of the kitchen, a wooden spoon in her hand. "Don't worry! We have Ar-too with us!" she said. "Who's Ar-too?" TygerOfTheWynd asked. Everyone looked around. "Who's who?" LenniluvsBrian asked stepping into the room. Raphielle sighed. "No idea." Daydream stuck her hand in the air. "I wanna be Yoda!" she exclaimed. "You fit the part." Raphael said, chowing down on the last slice of pizza. "Very funny." Daydream muttered and popped a Warhead in her mouth. Ziptango began to bounce up and down with joy. "I'm going to be Obi-wan Kenobi and nobody else is!" she shouted happily. "Which one?" asked Hexadecimal, now totally normal around everyone else. Or, at least as normal as Hex can be. ^_^ "The cute one duh!" Ziptango said and picked up the cover to the Phantom Menace and kissed it. "Ooookay." Sss979 said, staring Zip. "Don't mess with my Obi!" Ziptango screeched as Nightmare picked up the box. "Seesh. I was only looking at it." Nightmare stated and crossed her arms. Everyone picked out parts and began play-acting.
(Star Wars music!)
"Long ago in a doughnut not that far away!" started Danceingfae, shining a flashlight in her own face to give it that eerie feeling. Michelangelo had convinced a very reluctant Donatello to be the cameraman. "That's not how it goes, Dancing!" hissed Splinter from the near-by hallway. Danceingfae gave her a look. "Do you want me to do this or not?" Danceingfae growled back. "Go ahead!" Splinter told her with a sigh. "As I was saying, five years ago, under a spatula around the corner there was (pause) Star Bars!" In the hall, Michelangelo looked at the girls. "Star Bars?" he asked in a confused voice. "She's got candy on the brain!" Sasami stated. Danceingfae rolled her eyes towards the hall. "There's to much disturbance in the Force!" she said with a grin. Everyone shut up. "No one in the spatula knew that the Empire had made a giant teddy bear, but they would find out or Master Yoda's maiden name isn't Herman!" Danceingfae went on. Daydream looked at Raphielle. "I thought it was a doughnut." She whispered. Raphielle shrugged. "I don't even think Dancing knows what it is."
(Episode 4: First Star Wars movie made)
"Will you talk now?" Snow White asked, squeezing a little squeaky duck in front of Mikey's face. They were both dressed in elaborate clothes. Mily had found a white sheet in the closet and Mikey was now using it as a dress. After pilfering around in his prank drawer in his room, Mike had found a girl's wig. With TygerOfTheWynd's help, the orange bandana'd turtle had been able to pull its hair into two giant size buns. It looked terribly funny, Mike's green face surrounded by frizzy brown hair. Snow White had on all black and had a pink cape on. On her head was a pot, the only thing that came close to Darth Vader's helmet. "No way, Dudette Valerie!" Mike stated in a girly voice. Snowy gave him a strange look. "Isn't that name a little long?" she asked him. Mike shrugged. Going back to the movie, Snow said, "There are more ways to make you talk, Princess Mikia." in a sinister voice. She grabbed a feather and began tickling Mike's bare two-toed foot. "HAHAHA! ST-HA-OP! I'LL HAHA TELL YOU! HAHAHA!" Snow White gave him a very evil smile. "Good." She said even MORE sinisterly. Suddenly Mily and Danceingfae rushed in. "I'll save you Prin!" the rest of Danceingfae's sentence was blocked out by her falling on her face. She had tripped over a rope that had been placed strategically in front of the door. Mily mock gasped. "Oh no! The evil Umpire must have know we were coming!" she said and nimbly jumped over the wire and pulled out her lightsaber. Mily flicked the power button on and it hummed to life. Donny sat the camera down and walked over to her. He grabbed the lightsaber from her hand and turned it off. "This thing's dangerous." He said and went back to his camera. Mily frowned and put her hands on both sides of her head and wiggled her fingers, sticking out her tongue. "Sasami, give me your spatula!" she yelled, stomping back over to the hall. "But, I love it!" Sasami whimpered. "It's for a good cause." Mily growled. Sasami clutched it to her. "NO IT'S MINE!" she shouted back at Mily. "Here Mily." Hexadecimal said and handed the blond/brown haired girl her a clothes hanger. "Thanks." Mily said and ran back to the scene. Meanwhile Danceingfae was trying to defeat Snowy with a stuffed bunny. "NOOO!" Snow White shouted as Danceingfae threw the bunny at her. "Come on, Princess Mikia!" Dancing said and grabbed Mike's hand. Mily joined them at a part of the room that had been designed to look like the Millennium Falcon. "Gooey! Get us into hyperspace now!" Danceingfae shouted at Splinter who looked like she was going to cry. "Do I have to wear this?" the now furry girl asked Dancing. Splinter had been stuffed into a giant furry costume from the thrift shop down the street. "Yes. Anyways, it's cute Gooey!" Mily said and sat down in a chair. Danceingfae got at the command chair thingy. Poor Splinter rolled her eyes and pushed a cardboard button. "Growl." Splinter mumbled with little enthusiasm. "Oh come on Gooey. Cheer up!" Mikey said. Splinter glared at him.
(Episode 5: Second)
"Use the Force, you must!" Daydream told Raphielle who was carrying her piggyback through the lair. "Why am I doing this? You weigh a ton!" she muttered. Daydream rapped her on the head with Donny's bo. "Told you, I did! Why, this is." Daydream said in Yoda's broken language. Mikey had found a green marker in his arts supplies and had colored Daydream's face green. After that, they had snuck into Leo's room and found the whiteout. With that, they had put streaks of white in Daydream's blonde hair. Raphielle had on a white tank top and white pants. She pulled her reddish- brown hair back in a ponytail, which was getting all in Daydream's mouth. "Bleh! Girl, have to much hair, you do!" Dream said, trying to brush it all away. "How about I put you down, all knowing one?" Raphielle exclaimed tossing Daydream off of her onto the couch. Raphielle pulled out a substitute lightsaber, which in her case was a hockey stick. "Use the force, you must." Daydream said, leaning back on the couch and chomping on near-by popcorn. "You use the force, you little green wad of gum." Raphielle hissed under her breath. "Hmm?" Daydream tried to swivel her ear around like Yoda, but failing. "I said YOU USE THE FORCE!" Raphielle yelled. "Why? I don't gotta cause I'm cool." Daydream stated. Sniggers came from the hall. Daydream picked up the popcorn bowl and flung it into the hall. "Yoga must have complete silence in order to show Puke what to do!" she shouted at the others. Raphielle scowled at the now smiling Daydream. "Puke?" Raphielle growled and raised her lightsaber/hockey stick. "Uh, did I say Puke, I meant Duke! AHHHHH!" Daydream jumped up from the couch and ran from Raphielle who was swinging the hockey stick at her head.
(Leo being stupid)
Leo walked into the room. "Is it my turn?" he asked Donny. Donatello gave him a blank stare. Leonardo was wearing a brown cowboy hat, tan pants, leather shirt, and had a whip attached to his belt. "Leo, what movie series are we acting out?" Leo smiled. "Indiana Jones." He stated. Ziptango came stomping out of the hall. "Dude, this is Star Wars!" she yelled. "But I AM INDIANA JONES!" Leo exclaimed and stomped his foot like a three year old. "Quit acting like a four-year-old and go get into your costume!" Ziptango stated and pushed the protesting turtle out of the room. "But it's my dream!" Leo shouted, clinging to the door fame. "Leo, let go!" Donny said and pried Leo's fingers from the door. "Nooooo!" Leo cried. "You are not going to ruin this for me!" Ziptango's annoyed voice could be heard saying as she dragged him to the costume room. Sasami turned to Tyger. "I worry about him sometimes." She said. Tyger nodded and adjusted the bunny ears she had on her head.
(Episode One)
"Help!" Ziptango yelled, running through the lair as she was chased by Splinter in a gray cardboard box. "Hey Bygone, could you help me?" she shouted at Leo who was sitting on the couch, pouting. "Why? I don't have my whip do what am I gonna do?" He asked and crossed his brown robed arms. Zip rolled her eyes and kicked him. "You are not Indiana Jones, you are Bygone- When!" Ziptango shouted at him. Leo's eyes light up. "I am?" he asked in an astounded voice. "Yes, and I am your oh-so-cute-and-charming padawan apprentice, Obi-wan Kenobi!" the writer said in a superior tone. Donatello peeked over the camera. "Um, Zip, you can't use the same names as the movies." He told Ziptango. Ziptango scowled ferociously at him, amazing everyone else. "Wow, Zip SCOWLED at DON." Splinter whispered to Sss979. "I know, I saw it too." Sss979 whispered back. Back on set, Leo and Ziptango were talking to Tyger, who had bunny ears attached to her head to make her look more Gungan like. "Whosa are yousa?" She asked the pretend Jedi. Leo pointed to himself. "I am Bygone When and this is my young apprenticed, Ovi- wan Sosovi." Ziptango glared at Donny even harder. Leo went on. "Who are you?" "I'sa Bar Bar Minks." Tyger said and flipped the bunny ears over her shoulder. "Okay, that's interesting." Leonardo told her and then brandished his substitute lightsaber, a marshmallow cooker. "Let us go kill some evil people!" "Okay!" Tyger and Ziptango said at the same time and followed him off the set.
(Episode 2)
"So all I gotta do is go out there and cut down all the mannequins with Leo's kantana?" Raphael asked a rather annoyed Sss979, who was working as stage manager. Sss979 nodded. "Yeah, just go out there and slice those store mannequins to your little turtlely heart's content, but go now!" with that she pushed him out of the hall and onto the stupidest set yet. It was supposed to be a Tusken Raiders camp, but it looked more like a Girl Scout Troup from New York (no offence) had tried to set up but had failed terribly. Around the flashlight fire stood a bunch of mannequins that the guys had found at the trash dump. They had tossed rags on them to make them look more realistic, but white Styrofoam still shone through. "Muhaha! I am turning evil!" Raph yelled, running into the room. In a couple of seconds all near-by mannequins were reduced to piles of what looked like snow. "That was fun! I should do that more often!" Raphael exclaimed as he finished shredding the last of the mannequins. Suddenly, LenniluvsBrian and Hexadecimal both rushed onto the set. "It's alright Wahnikan!" They said simultaneously and grabbed one side of Raph. Raph looked at both of them. "Uh, what are you two doing?" He asked them. Once again in unison, "Hugging you because I'm your girlfriend Nadme!" Thinking she had heard an echo, Hex looked around Raphael. "LENNI!" she yelped as she saw the other girl on Raph's other side. "Yep?" Lenni said and then looked up at her. "Heh heh, hey Hexadecimal, what's up?" she asked the now furious writer. "You know he's mine (jerking thumb at Raph) for this scene. We agreed on it before we started." Hexadecimal growled at her. Lenni shuffled her feet. "I know, but I thought we could share him cause I haven't been in the show yet." Hex sighed. "Why not? Might as well share Raphael as long as I get the privilege of sitting beside him on the couch for the next three weeks." Hexadecimal said with an underlying deal. Lenni sighed. "Okay." The two girls shook on it. Raphael just stared at the two of them. "Hello, doesn't this deal include me? Shouldn't I be included?" Both of them looked at him and laughed. "Yeah right!" They went back to hugging him. Raphielle stomped out into the room. "What about me?!" she demanded to know. "What about you?" Lenni asked getting a tighter grip on Raphael. "I like Raphael too you know." She told the two other Raph lovers. "You already had a part." Hexadecimal said. "I know, but that was with Daydream and she's not a ninja turtle!" pouted Raphielle. "YES I AM!" Daydream screamed running into the room. She had Mikey's bandana wrapped around her head and was whirling his nunchuks at high speed. "Those are mine!" Mike yelled chasing her into the kitchen. "That was weird." Raphael muttered. Nightmare bounced into the room, cover in tin foil. "I'm R2-D2!" she exclaimed making metal noises in- between words. Sasami followed her. She was covered in gold spray painted tin foil. "I am C3PO, human cyborg relations!" she said and then fell over onto the couch. "Dear Lord, I'm surrounded, ain't I?" Raphael stated. "Yep!" Both Hex and Lenni exclaimed and hugged him tighter.
"THHRRUUM!" The sound of an electric guitar filled the room and was followed by a scream. "I'm here!" another new girl yelled. "Oh, it's Raphael and Leonardo!" the girl screeched and flung herself at Leo who had walked onto the set to get his kantana back. "I love you!" the guitar girl exclaimed happily. "Who is this?" Leo asked, looking at the very strange girl that had him in a death grip. "TMNT-PUNKER!" the girl screamed as she hugged him tighter. "Okay." Leo said in a strangled voice. "Oh great, another one." Raphael said, getting Lenni and Hexadecimal to let go of him. "Hey Punker." Danceingfae said as she turned on the TV. "Nothing phases you does it Danceingfae?" Sasami asked her as she pulled off the metallic coverings. "Not anymore." Dancing told her. Ziptango yawned. "What time is it?" she asked Donatello in a sleepy voice. Donny looked at his wristwatch. "12 o'clock." He said as he looked back to her. "Uh-huh, okey-dokey, time for bed!" Zip yelled. Tmnt-Punker finally let go of Leo and fell back onto the couch beside Danceingfae and Sasami. "I was wondering where everyone was. No one was updating at all." She exclaimed to no in particular. Snow White banged her head on the wall. TygerOfTheWynd gave her a strange look. "Why are you doing that?" she asked the seemingly bored girl. Snow White turned her head towards Tyger. "Me and the wall are having a territorial battle. The first one to pass out wins." She mumbled and began to bang her head again. Tyger grinned and went away in search of food. "Hello! BED!" Ziptango yelled again. "Why should we listen to you?" Mily asked as she popped a sucker into her mouth. Ziptango jerked the sucker out of Mily's mouth. "No sugar before bed. And I don't know because I said so!" Ziptango roared. "You aren't a night person, are you?" Splinter asked her. "No." Ziptango hissed back.
Michelangelo came running out of the kitchen with Daydream in tow. "I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW!" he shouted at the furious teenager who screamed back, "IT'S PERMANENT! IT WILL NOT COME OFF!" LenniluvsBrian turned towards her. "What won't come off?" Daydream pointed to her still green face. "It was a permanent marker! It won't come off!" she sobbed. "Oh!" Lenni said and began to shake with laughter. Daydream stopped crying. "It's not funny!" she shouted and stalked off to find Mikey who had disappeared for some reason. Hexadecimal was happily sitting beside Raphael on one of the various couches while Raphielle sat on the floor near Raph's feet. "I'm bored." Sasami muttered under her breath. "Then go to bed!" Ziptango's annoyed voice cried from the girl's dormitories. "How did she hear that?" Sasami asked. Nightmare shrugged. Tmnt-Punker looked around. "So who's gonna give me a tour of the lair?" she asked. "Bathroom's that way, dojo's that way, kitchen's that way, and girls rooms are that way." Donatello said pointing to the various hallways. "Well that helps." She said and made her way towards the dojo. Before she got there though, she was stopped by Master Splinter. "Hello. I don't believe we've met." He said to the extremely happy girl with a guitar. She held out her hand for a shake. "I'm TMNT-Punker. Glad to meet you Master Splinter!" she said happily and continued on her way. Master Splinter shook his head. "Maybe the older ones should get a job if they must stay here much longer." He muttered and walked into the living room. "Bed now or you will be good for nothing at tomorrow mornings practice." He told his young charges in a commanding voice. "Yes Sensei!" a chorus of voices hit his ears.
I'm BA-CK! Hope you liked this chapter. Sorry it took so long, but remember I didn't have power for a while, so have pity! In a couple of weeks I'll be updating like mad because of Christmas break so hold on!