Disclaimer: I have to admit that I'd love to own the Ninja Turtles, but I
don't so I might as well just write stories about them.
Okay, last chapter was sorta nuts I know, but isn't that the way y'all like it? If you're wondering where we keep getting money to bye stuff from the thrift shop from, I don't know either. Here goes the story!
"What's up?" Danceingfae asked as she poked her head into Daydream and Nightmare's room. After a short trip to the thrift shop, all the writers had sheets and comforters that they absolutely loved. Nightmare had chosen a blanket with Gary the snail from SpongeBob Squarepants on it while Daydream had picked out a blue blanket with glow in the dark stars and crescent moons. "Trying to get the stupid marker OFF!" Daydream angrily yelled the last part. Michelangelo, who was standing halfways down the hall talking to Splinter, quickly ducked into the girl's room. Dancing giggled at Daydream whose face now sported bright red spots that shone though the bright green marker. "It's not funny!" Daydream cried and flopped onto Nightmare's bottom bunk. Out of all fourteen girls, Nightmare and Daydream had agreed to room together so Hexadecimal could have a room to herself. TMNT-Punker had decided to sleep on the living room couch. "That way I can watch late night MTV!" she had responded happily when asked where she was going to sleep. "It's okay Daydream, maybe it'll come off soon." Danceingfae reassured the young writer. "No it won't." Daydream sighed and rolled over to face the wall. "Okay, so it probably won't, but lets try to be optimistic anyway." Dancing tried to get her back in a happy-go-lucky mood. "Hey." Nightmare said as she walked into the room, a toothbrush hanging out the side of her mouth. "Hi." Dance replied. Daydream grunted. "What's with you?" Nightmare asked. "My face." Mumbled Dream. Nightmare smiled evilly. "I think it's an improvement." Daydream rolled back over and flung a pillow at Nightmare. "Hey! Let me out of here!" Dancing yelled as she ducked a throw from Night. Danceingfae quickly closed the door on the way out, so she could block another missile pillow.
"Move over Tyger!" Sasami told the other writer who was hogging the bathroom sink. "I want to brush my hair!" Tyger smirked at her. "Why? It'll just get tangled again when you go to bed." She stated. Sasami scowled. "I NEED to brush my hair. MOVE!" She pushed Tyger out of the way. "Oh, you're gonna regret that!" Tyger roared and tossed a cup of water at Sasami who yelled as the ice cold liquid touched her body. "TYGER!" Sasami screeched and flung herself at the girl. Screams poured from the bathroom into the outside hall. Leonardo poked his green head inside of the bathroom. "Uh, guys?" he asked. Both girls instantly stopped. "What did you call us?" Sasami asked, in a position that looked like she was about to give Tyger a swirly. "Nothing." Leo quickly put in, releasing his mistake. He called us guys, didn't he Sasami?" TygerOfTheWynd asked angrily as Sasami let her go. "Uh, no." Leo said and then did a complete U-turn, running down the hall at speeds that were humanly impossible, but not for a mutant ninja turtle hyped up on evening coffee and cappuccino with a half pound of Nightmare's secret stash of chocolate! "Let's get him!" Sasami shouted and gave chase. She and Tyger both raced to catch up with Leo, putting on as much speed as they could. "Ahhhh!" Leonardo yelled as he turned around to look at Tyger and Sasami's furious faces.
Leonardo burst into the living room, flipping over the back of the couch, straight into TMNT-Punker, who was getting ready for bed. "Hey Leo!" Punker squealed and gripped him in another hug. "Not now Punker!" he whispered as she squeezed the life out of him. Sasami and Tyger were slowly advancing from both sides of the couch. "What's wrong Leo?" she asked, obliviously to the other two writers. "Oh, I just composed a song for you, listen! Quit trying to move!" Tmnt-Punker ordered and picked up her guitar and began to sing. "I've loved you Leo, ever since I was five!" she started and then stopped. "You aren't listening!" she stated angrily. It was true, Leo wasn't listening because he was busy being terrified by the horrific sights Tyger and Sasami were acting out behind Punker's back. "What is with you?" Punker asked. "You've gone white!" she exclaimed and looked down Leo's line of view. "What are you two doing?" she questioned the p.o'd turtle writer's who were acting out a vicious death scene where TygerOfTheWynd was mock- choking Sasami in a headlock. "Nothing." They cried simultaneously. Tmnt- Punker let Leo go and slowly rose from the couch. "You weren't messing with my Leo were you?" Punker asked as she gripped her guitar tighter. Sasami and Tyger both shook their heads as hard as they could. "Well, what were you doing?" she interrogated them. "Um, we were looking for, uh, a spatula!" Sasami stated in a rushed voice. "That was stupid." Tyger whispered to her. Sasami glared at her. "You got a better idea, swirly head?" Tyger scowled back. Punker smirked, "The kitchen's that way." She said and pointed to the kitchen hallway. Both girls hung their heads in defeat and shuffled off towards the kitchen. "Now you can hear my song!" Punker exclaimed, turning back to Leo, but he was gone. "Oh well, now I can perfect it!" she sighed and began to strum on her guitar (It didn't break when she came in because she landed on one of the couches!).
Raphielle, LenniluvsBrian, and Hexadecimal were in Raphielle's room playing a game. "One two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" Raphielle and LenniluvsBrian said in singsong voices. "Remember, whoever wins this match gets Raphael's sai for the next four days!" Hexadecimal exclaimed, caressing the sai as if it were a kitten. She had lost to both Lenni and Raphielle so she couldn't have the sai, but she was holding them for the moment. "I love you." She whispered to them. "You shall not win this battle, Elle!" Lenni yelled at Raphielle. "Yes I will! Just because you got the red bandana and didn't doesn't mean anything!" Raphielle shouted back, still thumb-waring Lenni like there was no tomorrow. Lenni twisted her arm, causing the thumb war to go up side down. "Lenni, that's cheating!" exclaimed Elle, but Lenni wasn't listening. "MUAHAHAHA!" The older girl screeched and forced her thumb down over Raphielle. "One, Two, Three! LenniluvsBrian wins!" Hexadecimal said and reluctantly gave Lenni the sais. "Next time we play something else, like football." Raphielle muttered with a frown on her face. "I have his sai!" Lenni sang, jumping up and down like a three year old. "Don't gloat Lenni, it's not good for you health." Hexadecimal told her with a slight smile on her face. "Why not? It isn't my fault that you two can't play a decent gave of thumb-war." Lenni stated, but was cut short by a can of silly-string in her face. "AHHHH!" Lenni yelled. "Stop stop! Quit it!" Her hands flew up to her face as she tried to block the gooey junk but to no avail, Hex and Raphielle were getting her from both sides. "Stop it!" Lenni cried and ran. "You cannot escape Lenni!" Her attackers shouted in unison and gave chase. "RAPHAEL! HELP ME NOW!" LenniluvsBrian screamed and burst into his room. He was sitting on his bed, listening to his cd player. "I want it that way." He sang. "What are you doing?! Help me!" Lenni shrieked and flung herself into his closet. Hexadecimal and Elle soon came in after her. "Hey Raph!" Raphielle yelled and walked over to him. She pulled the earphones off his ears. "RAPHAEL! HAVE YOU SEEN LENNI?!" she shouted into his ear. "Ow! NO, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" He shouted back, almost making her eardrums explode. The two girls scowled and left to find their victim. Lenni poked her head out of the closet. "It stinks in here, don't you turtles use deodorant?" she asked him. Raphael stared at her. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET?!" he yelled at her. "Hiding from the evil people who are mad at me because I won your sais and they." Lenni started, but Raph cut her off. "You have my sai?" he asked in a calm voice that made Lenni wish she had shut up. "Um no." she stated and ran before Raph could grab her. She ran to her own room, shut and locked the door, and tossed herself onto her I-Love-Brian bed. "I have the sais!" she exclaimed happily and cuddled with them. Raphael was outside, pounding on her door. "GIVE EM BACK RIGHT NOW!" Raph roared, hitting the door as hard as possible. "No! I won them fair and square! You can have them back in four days!" Lenni shouted at him. "What's up Bro?" Donatello asked Raph as he walked by, headed off to his own room. Raphael grabbed him. "She has my sais! How did she get them?" Raph asked Donny. "How would I know?" Don told him. "I was reviewing the tape with Sss979. Go ask Mikey." Donny said and left. "I will get you!" Raphael told Lenni and went to find Mikey.
After showers, a battle between Raphael and Mikey, and lights out.
Mily smiled as she slid into her pink Hello Kitty sheets. She stretched herself all the way down to the bottom of the bed, where her foot came in contact with something she wasn't expecting. It was round, slimy and made a noise to wake the dead. "RIBBIT!" the frog cried. "AAAHHHHHHH!" Mily screamed at the top of her lungs. She leapt from the bed and went crashing out into the hall, bumping into everything that was in her room. "HELP! THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY BED!" Mily shrieked at the top of her lungs, tearing down the hall towards Mike's room. "Mikey! Save me!" She screamed and grabbed his arm. "HEY! What are you doing?!" Mike asked her as she dragged him out of the bed. "There's a monster in my room!" Mily told him as she pulled him towards her room. Now the entire group of writers and various Ninja Turtles were standing in front of Mily's room. "What's going on?" Splinter asked, rubbing her eyes. "Probably nothing important or extremely exciting." Ziptango told her. "I'm going back to bed." Daydream said, hugging her stuffed cat Dreamer. "Where'd you get that?" Snow White, in her Disney Princess pj's asked her. "Nightmare gave it to me for Christmas." Daydream said sleepily and started to toddle off to her room, but Leo stopped her. "No one is going anywhere until we figure out what's Mily's talking about." Daydream stared at him through sleep-deprived eyes. "Ok-ay." She muttered and laid down on the floor. Meanwhile, Master Splinter and Mikey were trying to figure out what was going on. "I swear there was a huge, giant sewer monster in my room!" Mily told them, eyes as wide as saucers. "And I thought I was crazy." Hexadecimal muttered. "I'm not CRAZY!" Mily yelled at her. "Let's just go see what it is." Raphael mumbled, ready to go back to bed. "NO! What if it eats you?! I couldn't bear the loss! Let Leo go! Don't go!" Raphielle, Hex, and Lenni told him, grabbing onto his arms. "Lenni, give me my sais." Raph hissed and tried to snatch them away. "I don't have them." Lenni said with a smile. "Okay, since no one loves me, I'll go!" Leo said and started to g into the room. "NO!" Tmnt-Punker screeched and latched onto his arm. "Punker, let go!" Leo said, trying to detach the girl in the guitar pajamas from him. "I'll go!" Mikey exclaimed and grabbed the flashlight from Donatello who wasn't going because Ziptango had a death grip on him. Before his fans could stop him, Mike had already gone in. "NOT MIKEY!" Mily wailed. Nobody noticed that Danceingfae was giggling like a maniac as they waited anxiously for Michelangelo to come back. "Hey, lookit!" he exclaimed, coming out of the room with something in his hands. "It's a frog!" He told the crowd who turned to glare at Mily. "I didn't know! Why was it in my bed?" she asked. "DANCEINGFAE!" Mily yelled as loud as she could and went to go find her. "Now can we go back to bed?" Sasami asked politely. "Yeah." Leo told her, shaking his head. His life was slowly being destroyed by a bunch of girls that were mostly smaller than him. What luck.
Sleeping again!
Snow White was walking through a happy little world where the grass was green and little blue birds were singing in the trees. "O' all I need now is." Snow began but gasped because she saw what she wanted most in the world. "BARNEY! YOU'RE HERE!" Snowy screamed and ran over to the giant purple dinosaur. "Hi friend!" Barney exclaimed in a sickly happy voice. "Do you want to play with me?" he asked Snow white who nodded furiously. "YES!" she shouted and began to dance around with Barney. A bunch of woodland creatures came scurrying out of the woods on her left side and danced with them. But just as she and Barney began to sing the happy song, Snow White's most dreaded enemies came bouncing up from a hole in the ground. "NO! NOT THE BUNNIES!" Snow White screamed and ran as fast as she could down a little path, but soon she was surrounded by bunnies dancing in congo lines. "Please go away!" Snow screamed at them, but they weren't listening. "BARNEY! WHERE ARE YOU!?" She yelled and jumped out of the way of the bunnies. "HERE! MUHAHAHA!" Barney yelled as his face appeared in the sky. "NOOOO!" Snow White sat up with a scream. "The bunnies! The bunnies!" she cried and curled up in her Disney Princess blanket, unable to go back to sleep. She stayed like that for the rest of the night.
Morning=Bed head!
"It's a beautiful morning! It's a beautiful day!" sang Leonardo as he drank his early morning coffee. "I don't see what's so good about it." Donny muttered, sitting down in a chair. "Why not, oh little bro of mine?" Leo asked in his cheerful voice. "Because I had to get up to see it." Donny told him. "Aww, come on Donny, you've been getting up at six in the morning ever since you were four! I think you'd be used to it by now." Leo said, sipping on the coffee. Raphael trudged into the room during the conversation. "We didn't have fourteen female writers to annoy us back then." He muttered as he flung a frozen pizza in the microwave. "Does it really matter?" Donny asked, "We still have to get up." Ziptango soon came into the kitchen, followed by Sss979. "I hate morning!" Sss979 stated to nobody in particular. "I'm with you there." Donny said and gave her a weak high-five. "Coffee?" Ziptango asked Leo. "MINE!" Leo yelled and clutched his mug to him. Ziptango gave him a look. "Give. Me. COFFEE!" Ziptango roared the end. Reluctantly Leo gave her mug from the cupboard and let her have some coffee. Danceingfae bounced happily into the room. "I'm bored!" she stated. "Okay." Sss979 said. Danceingfae bounced over to the fridge and dragged out a Sicily style pizza. "Life is Good!" she exclaimed and put it in the oven. Snow White was the next one in. "What's wrong with you?" asked Donny. Snow White turned her gaze to him. "The bunnies." She whispered. "What?" Raphael asked. "THE BUNNIES!" Snow White yelled and fell to the floor. "Hey Snowy! Are you hungry?" Danceingfae said, watching her pizza with loving eyes. "Bunnies." Snow hissed and rocked back and forth. "We leave with loonies!" Raphael told Leo who nodded.
TygerOfTheWynd came into the room next. "Hey." She said and sat down at the table next to Raph. After her, Hexadecimal trodded into the kitchen, chewing on one of Danceingfae's candy necklaces. "Where'd you get that?" Danceingfae asked her, recognizing her necklace. "Your room. Where else?" she told the not-caring writer. "GOOD MORNING!" Splinter shouted, doing a cartwheel into the room. "Whatever." Everyone muttered except for Leo who said, "Morning Splint." Sasami came in about five minutes later and headed over to the oven. "Since I am the only one who can actually cook, I think I'll make some pancakes." She stated and began to search for flour. "You people woke me up." Tmnt-Punker exclaimed as she entered the kitchen. "Good, can you cook?" Sasami asked her as she mixed pancake batter. "I don't know." Punker started, but was dragged into doing it. "I hate you." LenniluvsBrian said, coming to the kitchen. "Who?" asked Splinter. "Everyone." Lenni mumbled as she sat down in at the table and fell asleep. "What was the pint of her getting up?" Ziptango asked Donny. "She didn't want to be left out." Donny told her. "Oh." Zip replied.
As the pancakes were baking, Raphielle walked in, sitting down on the counter to watch Sasami and Tmnt-Punker work. "Dude, I love pancakes!" Elle exclaimed with a smile. Daydream and Nightmare came in at the same time. "Stupid here woke me up." Nightmare muttered, jabbing her finger at Daydream who was chewing on a chocolate bar. "She sleeps below me. It wasn't my fault her head was in the way of my foot." Daydream said and stuck her tongue out at Nightmare. Nightmare walked over to the pancake people. Hey Sasami? Can I have one with chocolate chips in it?" Nightmare asked, handing the older girl a bag of them. "Sure. I have never seen anyone as addicted to chocolate more than you and Dream." Sasami said with a laugh and poured the chocolate onto a pancake. "Thanks" Nightmare exclaimed and went to go sit beside Daydream. Mily came into the room with a towel wrapped around her freshly washed hair. "I took another shower because of the frog last night." Mily said with a bit of revenge in it. Danceingfae began to whistle. Last, but not least, Michelangelo came into the kitchen. "I smelt Sicily style pizza. When I finish eating it, I'm going back to bed." He stated and walked over to Dance who was enjoying a slice of her hard earned pizza. "I want some." Mike demanded. "What's the magic word?" Dancing asked. "Please?" Mike told her. "No." "Danceingfae! Give me pizza!" Mike yelled. "You haven't said the magic word!" Danceingfae screeched. "NOW!" Mike yelled at the top of his lungs. "Yeh! You said it!" Dance exclaimed and relinquished a slice to him.
"Good morning." Master Splinter said as he entered his now full kitchen. "Morning! Good Morning Sensei! Hey Sensei, when's practice? Hello Master Splinter." Morning greeting fell on him from every corner of the room. The writers seemed to make everything homier and they and the turtles were getting along like a bunch of siblings. 'And acting like it too.' Master Splinter thought to himself as a fight broke out between Hex and Donny over computer parts. "Is not! This one works ten times as fast!" Hexadecimal exclaimed, pointing at a picture in Don's magazine. Master Splinter almost laughed as Nightmare bit into a slimy chocolate pancake. Danceingfae approached him. "Sensei, me and a few of the others feel like we need to repay you for taking us in." she told him. "Child, you don't need to do anything." Master Splinter said, but Danceingfae wouldn't have it. "We need to bring in some money. We can't stay here on just the money we had in our pockets. Most of us are old enough to work. Please?" Dance blurted all this out rapidly. Master Splinter nodded. "If that is what you wish." He replied. Dance pumped the air. "I get to work in a pizza place!" she screamed. Soon the newspaper was out on the table and was being poured over by fanfiction writers.
Okay, who wants a job? Just tell me what you want to do in your review. Thanks for the bunny idea Malkala Drkmyst. Sorry about the bunny and Barney thing Snow White, but its funny. I hope y'all liked this chapter. Thanks for reviews. Oh yeah, Ziptango update your story, Twisted!
Okay, last chapter was sorta nuts I know, but isn't that the way y'all like it? If you're wondering where we keep getting money to bye stuff from the thrift shop from, I don't know either. Here goes the story!
"What's up?" Danceingfae asked as she poked her head into Daydream and Nightmare's room. After a short trip to the thrift shop, all the writers had sheets and comforters that they absolutely loved. Nightmare had chosen a blanket with Gary the snail from SpongeBob Squarepants on it while Daydream had picked out a blue blanket with glow in the dark stars and crescent moons. "Trying to get the stupid marker OFF!" Daydream angrily yelled the last part. Michelangelo, who was standing halfways down the hall talking to Splinter, quickly ducked into the girl's room. Dancing giggled at Daydream whose face now sported bright red spots that shone though the bright green marker. "It's not funny!" Daydream cried and flopped onto Nightmare's bottom bunk. Out of all fourteen girls, Nightmare and Daydream had agreed to room together so Hexadecimal could have a room to herself. TMNT-Punker had decided to sleep on the living room couch. "That way I can watch late night MTV!" she had responded happily when asked where she was going to sleep. "It's okay Daydream, maybe it'll come off soon." Danceingfae reassured the young writer. "No it won't." Daydream sighed and rolled over to face the wall. "Okay, so it probably won't, but lets try to be optimistic anyway." Dancing tried to get her back in a happy-go-lucky mood. "Hey." Nightmare said as she walked into the room, a toothbrush hanging out the side of her mouth. "Hi." Dance replied. Daydream grunted. "What's with you?" Nightmare asked. "My face." Mumbled Dream. Nightmare smiled evilly. "I think it's an improvement." Daydream rolled back over and flung a pillow at Nightmare. "Hey! Let me out of here!" Dancing yelled as she ducked a throw from Night. Danceingfae quickly closed the door on the way out, so she could block another missile pillow.
"Move over Tyger!" Sasami told the other writer who was hogging the bathroom sink. "I want to brush my hair!" Tyger smirked at her. "Why? It'll just get tangled again when you go to bed." She stated. Sasami scowled. "I NEED to brush my hair. MOVE!" She pushed Tyger out of the way. "Oh, you're gonna regret that!" Tyger roared and tossed a cup of water at Sasami who yelled as the ice cold liquid touched her body. "TYGER!" Sasami screeched and flung herself at the girl. Screams poured from the bathroom into the outside hall. Leonardo poked his green head inside of the bathroom. "Uh, guys?" he asked. Both girls instantly stopped. "What did you call us?" Sasami asked, in a position that looked like she was about to give Tyger a swirly. "Nothing." Leo quickly put in, releasing his mistake. He called us guys, didn't he Sasami?" TygerOfTheWynd asked angrily as Sasami let her go. "Uh, no." Leo said and then did a complete U-turn, running down the hall at speeds that were humanly impossible, but not for a mutant ninja turtle hyped up on evening coffee and cappuccino with a half pound of Nightmare's secret stash of chocolate! "Let's get him!" Sasami shouted and gave chase. She and Tyger both raced to catch up with Leo, putting on as much speed as they could. "Ahhhh!" Leonardo yelled as he turned around to look at Tyger and Sasami's furious faces.
Leonardo burst into the living room, flipping over the back of the couch, straight into TMNT-Punker, who was getting ready for bed. "Hey Leo!" Punker squealed and gripped him in another hug. "Not now Punker!" he whispered as she squeezed the life out of him. Sasami and Tyger were slowly advancing from both sides of the couch. "What's wrong Leo?" she asked, obliviously to the other two writers. "Oh, I just composed a song for you, listen! Quit trying to move!" Tmnt-Punker ordered and picked up her guitar and began to sing. "I've loved you Leo, ever since I was five!" she started and then stopped. "You aren't listening!" she stated angrily. It was true, Leo wasn't listening because he was busy being terrified by the horrific sights Tyger and Sasami were acting out behind Punker's back. "What is with you?" Punker asked. "You've gone white!" she exclaimed and looked down Leo's line of view. "What are you two doing?" she questioned the p.o'd turtle writer's who were acting out a vicious death scene where TygerOfTheWynd was mock- choking Sasami in a headlock. "Nothing." They cried simultaneously. Tmnt- Punker let Leo go and slowly rose from the couch. "You weren't messing with my Leo were you?" Punker asked as she gripped her guitar tighter. Sasami and Tyger both shook their heads as hard as they could. "Well, what were you doing?" she interrogated them. "Um, we were looking for, uh, a spatula!" Sasami stated in a rushed voice. "That was stupid." Tyger whispered to her. Sasami glared at her. "You got a better idea, swirly head?" Tyger scowled back. Punker smirked, "The kitchen's that way." She said and pointed to the kitchen hallway. Both girls hung their heads in defeat and shuffled off towards the kitchen. "Now you can hear my song!" Punker exclaimed, turning back to Leo, but he was gone. "Oh well, now I can perfect it!" she sighed and began to strum on her guitar (It didn't break when she came in because she landed on one of the couches!).
Raphielle, LenniluvsBrian, and Hexadecimal were in Raphielle's room playing a game. "One two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" Raphielle and LenniluvsBrian said in singsong voices. "Remember, whoever wins this match gets Raphael's sai for the next four days!" Hexadecimal exclaimed, caressing the sai as if it were a kitten. She had lost to both Lenni and Raphielle so she couldn't have the sai, but she was holding them for the moment. "I love you." She whispered to them. "You shall not win this battle, Elle!" Lenni yelled at Raphielle. "Yes I will! Just because you got the red bandana and didn't doesn't mean anything!" Raphielle shouted back, still thumb-waring Lenni like there was no tomorrow. Lenni twisted her arm, causing the thumb war to go up side down. "Lenni, that's cheating!" exclaimed Elle, but Lenni wasn't listening. "MUAHAHAHA!" The older girl screeched and forced her thumb down over Raphielle. "One, Two, Three! LenniluvsBrian wins!" Hexadecimal said and reluctantly gave Lenni the sais. "Next time we play something else, like football." Raphielle muttered with a frown on her face. "I have his sai!" Lenni sang, jumping up and down like a three year old. "Don't gloat Lenni, it's not good for you health." Hexadecimal told her with a slight smile on her face. "Why not? It isn't my fault that you two can't play a decent gave of thumb-war." Lenni stated, but was cut short by a can of silly-string in her face. "AHHHH!" Lenni yelled. "Stop stop! Quit it!" Her hands flew up to her face as she tried to block the gooey junk but to no avail, Hex and Raphielle were getting her from both sides. "Stop it!" Lenni cried and ran. "You cannot escape Lenni!" Her attackers shouted in unison and gave chase. "RAPHAEL! HELP ME NOW!" LenniluvsBrian screamed and burst into his room. He was sitting on his bed, listening to his cd player. "I want it that way." He sang. "What are you doing?! Help me!" Lenni shrieked and flung herself into his closet. Hexadecimal and Elle soon came in after her. "Hey Raph!" Raphielle yelled and walked over to him. She pulled the earphones off his ears. "RAPHAEL! HAVE YOU SEEN LENNI?!" she shouted into his ear. "Ow! NO, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" He shouted back, almost making her eardrums explode. The two girls scowled and left to find their victim. Lenni poked her head out of the closet. "It stinks in here, don't you turtles use deodorant?" she asked him. Raphael stared at her. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET?!" he yelled at her. "Hiding from the evil people who are mad at me because I won your sais and they." Lenni started, but Raph cut her off. "You have my sai?" he asked in a calm voice that made Lenni wish she had shut up. "Um no." she stated and ran before Raph could grab her. She ran to her own room, shut and locked the door, and tossed herself onto her I-Love-Brian bed. "I have the sais!" she exclaimed happily and cuddled with them. Raphael was outside, pounding on her door. "GIVE EM BACK RIGHT NOW!" Raph roared, hitting the door as hard as possible. "No! I won them fair and square! You can have them back in four days!" Lenni shouted at him. "What's up Bro?" Donatello asked Raph as he walked by, headed off to his own room. Raphael grabbed him. "She has my sais! How did she get them?" Raph asked Donny. "How would I know?" Don told him. "I was reviewing the tape with Sss979. Go ask Mikey." Donny said and left. "I will get you!" Raphael told Lenni and went to find Mikey.
After showers, a battle between Raphael and Mikey, and lights out.
Mily smiled as she slid into her pink Hello Kitty sheets. She stretched herself all the way down to the bottom of the bed, where her foot came in contact with something she wasn't expecting. It was round, slimy and made a noise to wake the dead. "RIBBIT!" the frog cried. "AAAHHHHHHH!" Mily screamed at the top of her lungs. She leapt from the bed and went crashing out into the hall, bumping into everything that was in her room. "HELP! THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY BED!" Mily shrieked at the top of her lungs, tearing down the hall towards Mike's room. "Mikey! Save me!" She screamed and grabbed his arm. "HEY! What are you doing?!" Mike asked her as she dragged him out of the bed. "There's a monster in my room!" Mily told him as she pulled him towards her room. Now the entire group of writers and various Ninja Turtles were standing in front of Mily's room. "What's going on?" Splinter asked, rubbing her eyes. "Probably nothing important or extremely exciting." Ziptango told her. "I'm going back to bed." Daydream said, hugging her stuffed cat Dreamer. "Where'd you get that?" Snow White, in her Disney Princess pj's asked her. "Nightmare gave it to me for Christmas." Daydream said sleepily and started to toddle off to her room, but Leo stopped her. "No one is going anywhere until we figure out what's Mily's talking about." Daydream stared at him through sleep-deprived eyes. "Ok-ay." She muttered and laid down on the floor. Meanwhile, Master Splinter and Mikey were trying to figure out what was going on. "I swear there was a huge, giant sewer monster in my room!" Mily told them, eyes as wide as saucers. "And I thought I was crazy." Hexadecimal muttered. "I'm not CRAZY!" Mily yelled at her. "Let's just go see what it is." Raphael mumbled, ready to go back to bed. "NO! What if it eats you?! I couldn't bear the loss! Let Leo go! Don't go!" Raphielle, Hex, and Lenni told him, grabbing onto his arms. "Lenni, give me my sais." Raph hissed and tried to snatch them away. "I don't have them." Lenni said with a smile. "Okay, since no one loves me, I'll go!" Leo said and started to g into the room. "NO!" Tmnt-Punker screeched and latched onto his arm. "Punker, let go!" Leo said, trying to detach the girl in the guitar pajamas from him. "I'll go!" Mikey exclaimed and grabbed the flashlight from Donatello who wasn't going because Ziptango had a death grip on him. Before his fans could stop him, Mike had already gone in. "NOT MIKEY!" Mily wailed. Nobody noticed that Danceingfae was giggling like a maniac as they waited anxiously for Michelangelo to come back. "Hey, lookit!" he exclaimed, coming out of the room with something in his hands. "It's a frog!" He told the crowd who turned to glare at Mily. "I didn't know! Why was it in my bed?" she asked. "DANCEINGFAE!" Mily yelled as loud as she could and went to go find her. "Now can we go back to bed?" Sasami asked politely. "Yeah." Leo told her, shaking his head. His life was slowly being destroyed by a bunch of girls that were mostly smaller than him. What luck.
Sleeping again!
Snow White was walking through a happy little world where the grass was green and little blue birds were singing in the trees. "O' all I need now is." Snow began but gasped because she saw what she wanted most in the world. "BARNEY! YOU'RE HERE!" Snowy screamed and ran over to the giant purple dinosaur. "Hi friend!" Barney exclaimed in a sickly happy voice. "Do you want to play with me?" he asked Snow white who nodded furiously. "YES!" she shouted and began to dance around with Barney. A bunch of woodland creatures came scurrying out of the woods on her left side and danced with them. But just as she and Barney began to sing the happy song, Snow White's most dreaded enemies came bouncing up from a hole in the ground. "NO! NOT THE BUNNIES!" Snow White screamed and ran as fast as she could down a little path, but soon she was surrounded by bunnies dancing in congo lines. "Please go away!" Snow screamed at them, but they weren't listening. "BARNEY! WHERE ARE YOU!?" She yelled and jumped out of the way of the bunnies. "HERE! MUHAHAHA!" Barney yelled as his face appeared in the sky. "NOOOO!" Snow White sat up with a scream. "The bunnies! The bunnies!" she cried and curled up in her Disney Princess blanket, unable to go back to sleep. She stayed like that for the rest of the night.
Morning=Bed head!
"It's a beautiful morning! It's a beautiful day!" sang Leonardo as he drank his early morning coffee. "I don't see what's so good about it." Donny muttered, sitting down in a chair. "Why not, oh little bro of mine?" Leo asked in his cheerful voice. "Because I had to get up to see it." Donny told him. "Aww, come on Donny, you've been getting up at six in the morning ever since you were four! I think you'd be used to it by now." Leo said, sipping on the coffee. Raphael trudged into the room during the conversation. "We didn't have fourteen female writers to annoy us back then." He muttered as he flung a frozen pizza in the microwave. "Does it really matter?" Donny asked, "We still have to get up." Ziptango soon came into the kitchen, followed by Sss979. "I hate morning!" Sss979 stated to nobody in particular. "I'm with you there." Donny said and gave her a weak high-five. "Coffee?" Ziptango asked Leo. "MINE!" Leo yelled and clutched his mug to him. Ziptango gave him a look. "Give. Me. COFFEE!" Ziptango roared the end. Reluctantly Leo gave her mug from the cupboard and let her have some coffee. Danceingfae bounced happily into the room. "I'm bored!" she stated. "Okay." Sss979 said. Danceingfae bounced over to the fridge and dragged out a Sicily style pizza. "Life is Good!" she exclaimed and put it in the oven. Snow White was the next one in. "What's wrong with you?" asked Donny. Snow White turned her gaze to him. "The bunnies." She whispered. "What?" Raphael asked. "THE BUNNIES!" Snow White yelled and fell to the floor. "Hey Snowy! Are you hungry?" Danceingfae said, watching her pizza with loving eyes. "Bunnies." Snow hissed and rocked back and forth. "We leave with loonies!" Raphael told Leo who nodded.
TygerOfTheWynd came into the room next. "Hey." She said and sat down at the table next to Raph. After her, Hexadecimal trodded into the kitchen, chewing on one of Danceingfae's candy necklaces. "Where'd you get that?" Danceingfae asked her, recognizing her necklace. "Your room. Where else?" she told the not-caring writer. "GOOD MORNING!" Splinter shouted, doing a cartwheel into the room. "Whatever." Everyone muttered except for Leo who said, "Morning Splint." Sasami came in about five minutes later and headed over to the oven. "Since I am the only one who can actually cook, I think I'll make some pancakes." She stated and began to search for flour. "You people woke me up." Tmnt-Punker exclaimed as she entered the kitchen. "Good, can you cook?" Sasami asked her as she mixed pancake batter. "I don't know." Punker started, but was dragged into doing it. "I hate you." LenniluvsBrian said, coming to the kitchen. "Who?" asked Splinter. "Everyone." Lenni mumbled as she sat down in at the table and fell asleep. "What was the pint of her getting up?" Ziptango asked Donny. "She didn't want to be left out." Donny told her. "Oh." Zip replied.
As the pancakes were baking, Raphielle walked in, sitting down on the counter to watch Sasami and Tmnt-Punker work. "Dude, I love pancakes!" Elle exclaimed with a smile. Daydream and Nightmare came in at the same time. "Stupid here woke me up." Nightmare muttered, jabbing her finger at Daydream who was chewing on a chocolate bar. "She sleeps below me. It wasn't my fault her head was in the way of my foot." Daydream said and stuck her tongue out at Nightmare. Nightmare walked over to the pancake people. Hey Sasami? Can I have one with chocolate chips in it?" Nightmare asked, handing the older girl a bag of them. "Sure. I have never seen anyone as addicted to chocolate more than you and Dream." Sasami said with a laugh and poured the chocolate onto a pancake. "Thanks" Nightmare exclaimed and went to go sit beside Daydream. Mily came into the room with a towel wrapped around her freshly washed hair. "I took another shower because of the frog last night." Mily said with a bit of revenge in it. Danceingfae began to whistle. Last, but not least, Michelangelo came into the kitchen. "I smelt Sicily style pizza. When I finish eating it, I'm going back to bed." He stated and walked over to Dance who was enjoying a slice of her hard earned pizza. "I want some." Mike demanded. "What's the magic word?" Dancing asked. "Please?" Mike told her. "No." "Danceingfae! Give me pizza!" Mike yelled. "You haven't said the magic word!" Danceingfae screeched. "NOW!" Mike yelled at the top of his lungs. "Yeh! You said it!" Dance exclaimed and relinquished a slice to him.
"Good morning." Master Splinter said as he entered his now full kitchen. "Morning! Good Morning Sensei! Hey Sensei, when's practice? Hello Master Splinter." Morning greeting fell on him from every corner of the room. The writers seemed to make everything homier and they and the turtles were getting along like a bunch of siblings. 'And acting like it too.' Master Splinter thought to himself as a fight broke out between Hex and Donny over computer parts. "Is not! This one works ten times as fast!" Hexadecimal exclaimed, pointing at a picture in Don's magazine. Master Splinter almost laughed as Nightmare bit into a slimy chocolate pancake. Danceingfae approached him. "Sensei, me and a few of the others feel like we need to repay you for taking us in." she told him. "Child, you don't need to do anything." Master Splinter said, but Danceingfae wouldn't have it. "We need to bring in some money. We can't stay here on just the money we had in our pockets. Most of us are old enough to work. Please?" Dance blurted all this out rapidly. Master Splinter nodded. "If that is what you wish." He replied. Dance pumped the air. "I get to work in a pizza place!" she screamed. Soon the newspaper was out on the table and was being poured over by fanfiction writers.
Okay, who wants a job? Just tell me what you want to do in your review. Thanks for the bunny idea Malkala Drkmyst. Sorry about the bunny and Barney thing Snow White, but its funny. I hope y'all liked this chapter. Thanks for reviews. Oh yeah, Ziptango update your story, Twisted!