Disclaimer: Deck the halls with boles of holly! Oh, I don't own the Ninja Turtles!

Christmas is almost here! It's probably Christmas Eve today and if it is I'm probably singing along with the Christmas Cds I'm playing downstairs! If it's not, sorry I bothered you with that stupid intro. The reason we still have candy in a house filled to the brim with girls is because Nightmare, and me drag somebody off to the Candy store everyday. Now to what you really want to read!

Two weeks before Christmas!!!

"I want to be in the pizza business!" Danceingfae yelled, grabbing the newspaper that everyone was fighting over. "Oh, I'm taking the Guitar shop one! It is mine!" Tmnt-Punker stated, ripping that piece out. "Hmm, are there any waitressing jobs?" Snow White asked as she glanced over the paper. "Are you even old enough to have one?" Leonardo asked her. "Does it really matter?" Snow said, rolling her eyes at him. "I think I'll just stay at home and write novels." LenniluvsBrian informed everyone and left to go check on Raphael's sais, which she had locked in her room while she was at breakfast. "Yuck!" Ziptango exclaimed, pouring her coffee down the drain. "That's disgusting, why didn't you tell me that was coffee?!" she shouted at Leonardo who just gave her a weird look. "You were going to kill me. Did you think I was going to say no?" Leo told her. "Well, you could have." Zip said and went to find a Dr. Pepper. Raphielle looked over the paper and sighed. "I don't really want a job, but I guess I can draw cartoons." She suggested. "I like cartoons!" Michelangelo exclaimed happily, reading the comics section and getting pizza sauce all over it. "AAAHHHHH! THERE'S A JOB AT A CANDY STORE!" Daydream screamed. "You're fourteen, you can't have a job." Donatello told her. She scowled at him. "This isn't my universe dude. I can do what I want." She turned to Master Splinter. "As long as it's okay with you Sensei." Master Splinter smiled at her. "You may." Dream broke out in a grin. "Yes!" she shouted and poured over the requirements.

"I'll take this one, I'm majoring in computers anyway." Hexadecimal said, picking out a job at Dell. Mikey couldn't resist the urge to say, "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" Everybody groaned. "Candy cane!" Nightmare piped in with the newest saying. Another loud groan. "What? Robot guy is cute!" Nightmare pouted and went back to eating her chocolate pancake. "Maybe I shouldn't take this job." Hexadecimal said, shaking her head. "That reminds me, what about Christmas?" Mily asked. The room went silent. "Oh my gosh, we forgot Christmas! Shame on us!" Raphielle yelped. "I can't believe that we actually forgot!" Sasami stated angrily. "First jobs and then we can start planning Christmas." Splinter announced to the rest of the sad girls. Everyone sighed and went back to looking at jobs. "I don't want to work. I got it!" Nightmare said, running towards the computer in the living room. TygerOfTheWynd followed her. "What are you doing?" she asked the girl who was clicking onto the Internet symbol. "I'm going to work on Ebay! See, I can sell autographs and pictures of the guys!" Nightmare told her, going to the Ebay website. "Night, you are strange." Tyger replied and went back to the kitchen to find a job with computers. "I know!" Nightmare called after her. "Leonardo, it is time for practice." Master Splinter told his oldest son who nodded and got up from the table. "Come on guys, let's go." He said. "Okay, see ya in a little while Ziptango." Donny told Zip who smiled. "What was that about?" Sasami asked her. "Nothing, I just told him I'd help him with the Internet." Ziptango told her, looking like she was on Cloud 9. "Later dudettes!" Mikey said and ruffled Daydream's hair on the way out. "Don't do that!" Dream yelled after him. "Sorry, can't hear you!" Mike's laughing voice floated back to them. Raphael scowled. "Lenni still has my sais!" he stated angrily. "It's okay Raph, there's always the practice ones in the dojo." Raphielle stated happily. "Thanks. I didn't know that Elle." Raphael said sarcastically. "Bye Shorties!" he shouted and left the room. "Who you calling shorties, you five foot eight turtle!" LenniluvsBrian screamed after him.

"I'm going to go take a shower, later!" Danceingfae exclaimed after the guys had left, getting up from her place at the table. Danceingfae went out the door to many goodbyes. Mily smiled evilly and went after her. After Dance had gone into the bathroom, Mily stood outside. After a bit she reached her hand into the bathroom and turned on the hot water at the sink and ran to her room as quick as possible. In a few minutes, yells of anger could be heard from anywhere in the lair. "MILY!" Danceingfae roared from the bathroom. She stalked back out with her music notes pajamas on, but now she was an entirely different color than she used to be. "Hahaha, you're hot pink!" Lenni laughed as she came walking down the hallway, staring at her. "I know that LenniluvsBrian and if I find out you were behind this I'll grind you to a pulp." Dance growled. Lenni backed away from her. "Wow, Dance chewed Lenni out." Hexadecimal said in amazement and then ran. "ITALIEN ON THE LOOSE!" she screamed and locked herself in her room. Doors slammed shut all over the place. Most had experienced the awesome temper that Dance had and didn't want to have to deal with that kind of fury again. "WHERE ARE YOU MILY!?" Danceingfae screamed at the top of her lungs. "Wait till I find you!" she added and stalked off to Mily's room. "I know you're in there, you little prank-pulling person! I'm going to get someone to knock down the door! Wait, never mind, I'll do it myself!" Danceingfae screeched and began to slam herself against the door. "OPEN! THIS! DOOR!" Dance yelled, emphasizing the word when she hit the door.

Down the hall, Snow White and Ziptango hid behind a door. "Man, is that honey in her hair?" Ziptango asked Snow White who bit her lip. "I've never seen Dance like this before." Snow said and then added, "Of course, I've never seen her with a hot pink face and arms either." Ziptango smiled a bit. "We better go get Mikey. I know Dance will calm down for him." Ziptango told her. Snow nodded. "Okay, let's go before she actually does break the door down, I don't think Donny would be happy about that." Zip looked around the corner again. Dance was banging as hard as she could and the door was shaking on its hinges. "At the moment, I think Mily wouldn't like it more than Don." The two girls raced down to the dojo where they knew the guys were having morning practice. "Donny! Leo! Somebody let us in!" they yelled, pounding on the door. "Are you Danceingfae in disguise?" They heard Leonardo's voice ask from inside. "It's Zip and Snow! We've come for Mikey!" Ziptango informed him. The door opened. "Why do you want Mikey?" he asked them. "We think he can actually make Dance chill out." Ziptango told him immediately. "Yeah, you should she what she's doing to Mily's door! It'll probably break down in a little bit." Snow White stated, examining a picture of Sleeping Beauty on her sleeve. All the girls were still in their pjs. "That's just great." Donny said angrily. "Do you know how long it took me to find those thing?!" he asked no one in particular. "Sorry Donny, but I don't think Danceingfae cares at the moment." Ziptango said, wishing to console her favorite turtle. "What's wrong with Dance?" Mikey asked aloud, walking over to where the girls were. "Mily pulled a totally awesome prank on her!" Snow White said and then stopped because Ziptango was giving her a look. Raphael groaned. "And I thought I had it bad when it was just Mikey around here." He muttered. "Hey!" Mike exclaimed, having a sudden urge to hit his bro over the head with a nunchuk. "Mikey, go with Ziptango and Snow White before Danceingfae destroys the door." Master Splinter ordered, shaking his head. 'Will they ever stop?' he asked himself. "Yes Sensei." Mike said hurriedly and ran out the door with Zip and Snowy. "And you three may return to practicing." Master Splinter told Raph, Leo, and Donny who sighed and went back to doing kantanas.

"See?" Snow White asked Mike who just stared at Dance. She was still kicking the door, which was beginning to give away. "WAIT TILL THE DOOR IS GONE MILY!" Dance yelled in a hoarse voice. "Is she gone yet?" Hexadecimal asked as she poked her head out of her room door. "DIE MILY!" Danceingfae screamed and flung herself at the door in a new wave of strength. "Nope." Hex told herself and shut the door. "Stay here. I'll go talk to her." Mike ordered Zip and Snow who just nodded. "I promise I will not go near Dance until you have finished talking to her." Zip stated, crossing her heart. Mike crept over to Dance as silently as possible, which for a ninja is really really quiet. He leaned against the wall. "What's wrong Dance?" he asked the furious girl who feel to the floor in exhaustion. "Nothing!" Dance howled and began to sob. Mikey scooted a little closer to her. "Are you sure, cause it doesn't look like nothing." Mike told her. Danceingfae flung herself into Mikey's arms. "Mily put dye in the shower head and when I turned it on it turned me pink and before I turned it on I got my hair wet in the sink, don't ask me why! And when I poured the shampoo on my head it was honey so that's when I turned on the shower and changed colors and then someone turned the sink onto hot, which turned the shower to freezing cold and Mily thinks it's funny!" Danceingfae told him with sobs all between it. Michelangelo gave her a hug. "It's okay, you can use the other shower to get the honey out of your hair and I'll go talk to Mily, alright?" he told her. She smiled. "Okay." Danceingfae got up and left. Doors opened slowly. "Is it over now?" Hex asked. "Yep!" Mike exclaimed happily. "Yeeehhh!" cheers went up from everywhere. Tmnt-Punker jumped out of the kitchen and ran to the living room. "It's okay!" she screamed, hugging her guitar to her. "Whatever." Nightmare muttered and went back to playing with people's money on E-bay. "Do you have a bad attitude all the time?" Punker asked her. "Nope, just in the morning, afternoon, and evening. Not while I'm sleeping though." Night informed her, not looking up from the monitor. "I know what I'm getting you for Christmas already." Punker exclaimed and plugged her guitar into the wall.

"Mily, open the door please." Mikey asked politely. "No!" Mily said from inside. "Come on Mily, it's not like I'm going to hurt you!" Mike stated, hoping the door would open. "Okay." The sixteen year old said quietly and opened the portal of entrance (I was tired of calling it a door!!!). "Thanks. Nice blankets." Mikey said and tossed himself onto her bed. "I know I shouldn't have played that trick on Dance, Mike and I'm sorry!" Mily sobbed loudly. Mikey winced. 'Too many emotional girls around here.' Mike thought to himself. "I think she'll forgive you, Dance's is good at that." Mike told her, pulling her into a hug. "Besides, I'm pretty sure Danceingfae can tell that was a really good prank." He added. "Yeah, it was wasn't it?" Mily said, wiping her eyes. "You okay?" Mike asked her. "Yep, I think I should go tell Dance I'm sorry though." She stated and got up. Mike grabbed her hand. "You might want to wait a little bit, she's in the shower right now and at the moment she wants to rip you limb from limb." Mike told her. Mily sighed in relief. "Okay." She replied and bounced out of the room. Mikey left right after her and headed back to the practice room. As he went by the place he had left Ziptango and Snow White he heard singing. "Ding dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch is dead! Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead!" the two girls were singing and dancing around in a circle. "Oh boy." Mikey said to himself and walked on. He had just got the perfect idea for a gift for them.

^_^ ^_^ ^_^ A WEEK LATER! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

"Can we go now!?" Daydream screamed at the top of her lungs. She was decked out in a sky blue coat, white mittens, and a blue and white scarf. "You." Raphael pointed to her. "Shut up." He ordered her. Dream stuck her tongue out at him. "Raph, leave her alone, you know she's just excited." Donny said in defense, almost as happy as Daydream, but hiding it well. The fourteen girls and the four Ninja Turtles were headed off for the mall to buy Christmas gifts for one another. They were all using the money that they had received from their new jobs, so they had a lot of it (we are all well paid and since we find all the money everyone else losses in the sewers, you could say we're rich!). "I have missed the mall so much!" Lenni exclaimed as she pulled on a coat that matched the rose colored bandana that was tied into her brown braid. "Ditto on that one!" Sss979 said, tugging a rainbow toboggan onto her head. "I want to go to Claire's!" Mily informed the group as she looked at the Hello Kitty mittens and scarf she had on. "I'd take my chances with Aeropostle!" Sasami yelled, tying her pizza bandana around her head as tight as it would go. "Mi wan fu fo tu o fo Imited Foo!" Snow White said through the sparkling white scarf that was tied around her mouth. Compliments of Michelangelo, of course. "So Limited Too, Claire's, and Aeropostle? Sounds good to me!" Danceingfae put in, trying to stuff her feet into a pair of black snow boots she had found. "Let's make a stop at the Food Court, if you don't mind!" Nightmare shouted above the din, trying to get an arm through an orange coat. "I think that's only a good idea if they have a Cinnabon shop!" Raphielle exclaimed, adjusting the ruby red headband that she had on. "Cinnamon's sounds good, but what about Spencers?" Tmnt-Punker asked as she reached for a blue skiing hat. Elle gave her a look. "It's Cinnabon, you Dodo and Spencer's sounds cool." Punker frowned. "I'm not a Dodo!" she exclaimed in a hurt voice and smashed the blue hat onto her head.

"Hurry up!" Daydream cried, bouncing up and down. "Maybe I should tie that scarf a little tighter, eh?" Raph told her, but nothing could damper Daydream spirits at this point. "FASTER!" she yelled. Leonardo shook his head. "I'm glad she likes you and not me Mikey, cause I probably would have killed her by now." He told Michelangelo who beamed. "That's okay, I like her. Actually I like all my girls!" he exclaimed and grabbed the closet one, Danceingfae, into a hug. "You're squeezing me!" Dance cried happily. "What about me?" Mily pouted. Mike smiled. "You too!" He grabbed her also. "I am so unloved!" Daydream exclaimed and sat down on the couch. "No you're not!" the Mikey crowd cried and opened up to let Dream enter. "They scare me." Splinter said and grabbed a black coat. "Yeah!" came the responding yell. Hexadecimal sighed and snatched a red scarf with black fringe. "Why doesn't Raph treat us like that?" she asked Lenni and Raphielle who sighed. "He's not like Mike." Lenni said, rearranging her white hat. "Yeah." Elle sighed. Leo nudged Raph who looked at him. "No." Leo glared at him. "No." Raphael said again with more emphasis. Donny joined in. "Go on Raph, they might be gone soon." Raphael gave them evil looks and sighed. "All right, but just this once." He said and walked over to the three pouting girls. He wrapped his arms around all three. "See? I can be nice too." Raphael stated. "Finally!" Hexadecimal exclaimed in joy and snuggled deeper into the hug. All three girls sighed in happiness. Leonardo now elbowed Donny who scowled. "No." Leo smiled. "You're beginning to sound a lot like Raph!" he sang to the Christmas tune. "I'll do it if you do." Donny said, getting Leo into the mix. "Okay." Leo sighed and walked over to Punker who was checking over her guitar. Before she could do anything, he pulled her into a hug. "Leo!" she yelped and hugged him back. Donny moved closer to Ziptango who was fighting with a pair of purple boots. Rolling his eyes happily, he grabbed her in a huge hug. "Yeeh!" Ziptango exclaimed, forgetting all about the boots. The rest of the girls were quickly pulled into hugs. Everything seemed to pause for a moment and then, "CAN WE GO NOW?!" Daydream yelled, pulling out of the Mikey hug. "DAYDREAM" everyone yelled back at her, but laughed. They were ready to go too, so the turtles grabbed their trench coats and fedoras. "Bye Sensei!" the eighteen people cried in different ways and left. "Kids." Splinter sighed and went to go find a book to read and enjoy the day alone.

^_^ ^_^ ^_^ AT THE MALL!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^



"I love Christmas!" Tmnt-Punker exclaimed as she, Sasami, and Ziptango walked down through the mall. Everyone had split up into small groups and went their separate ways. "I can agree with you on that!" Sasami said, staring at a dress in a window. Ziptango smiled evilly. "I got an idea. Come on!" she exclaimed excitedly, grabbing Punker and Sasami's hands. "Do we have to go in there?" Punker pouted. "Yes!" Sasami and Ziptango told her. They entered the store, which was a prom dress store. You know the high-cost, I'm never going to where this again kind of dress, yeah you've got the right idea. Sasami looked at the yellow dress she had seen in the window for a second, but was pulled away by Ziptango. The three girls got into a huddle. "Go find a bunch of dresses that you really like and I'll go find some dressing rooms." Zip said and started to leave. "Wait Zip!" Punker said and grabbed the color of Ziptango's violet jacket. "How are we going to pay for them?!" Punker asked. Ziptango smiled. "Don't worry about it." She told the two girls and left. Sasami and Tmnt-Punker gave each other looks. "Might as well." Sasami said with a shrug. They began to leaf through the dresses. Sasami went to the window and snatched the yellow dress. "Okay, you got the dresses?" Ziptango asked them, a big smile plastered on her face. "Yep!" Punker exclaimed, having a hard time seeing through the pile of stuff in her face. "Well, let's go try them on!" Zip exclaimed and walked towards the dressing rooms. The other two were starting to understand what was going on. The three of them each went into a dressing room and changed into one of the dresses they had picked out. Sasami came out first, wearing the yellow dress from the window. Ziptango came out next, wearing a light purple dress with little purple roses on it. "Wow, Sasami, that looks great on you!" Zip told the girl who smiled. "Do you think so?" she asked happily, twirling around to get the entire effect. "Do I have to come out?" Punker's annoyed voice asked. "Uh-huh." Ziptango told her. Punker sighed and opened the door. She had on a stunning blue dress. "Oh Punker." Sasami said. "You look ravishing." Zip said in a fakey voice. "Stop-it." Punker said in a preppy voice. They giggled and ran back to try on more clothes. After a rainbow of dresses, they left the dressing rooms. A sales lady approached them. "Are you girls going to buy anything?" she asked. Sasami, Zip and Punker looked at each other. "We'll be back with our Dad, Leo, to make sure it's alright with him." Ziptango said with the air of an extremely rich person. Sasami and Punker did everything they could to contain their giggles. "Okay, should we keep all these things here for you?" the sales lady asked excitedly. "No that's okay." Zip said and they left the store.

"So, what do we do now?" Raphielle asked LenniluvsBrian and Hexadecimal who smiled. "We already went to Cinnabons so let's go to ComputersWeHave!" Hex yelped. Lenni groaned. "That place is boring. I'd rather go to the Foot Locker!" Lenni yelled. "I don't care were we go, let's just get shopping!" Elle exclaimed, ready to go. Something caught Hexadecimals eye. "Hey look!" Hex said, staring into a window. It was the arcade, but it was unusually crowded. "What's going on?" Lenni asked one of the people who were just staring at two guys inside. "I've never seen anything like it!" the man exclaimed and went back to watching in awe. "Excuse me!" Elle said, making her way through the crowd of people. Hexadecimal headed in after her, followed closely by Lenni. "Wow!" Raphielle exclaimed, joining in on the staring. "What?!" Hex asked and then stopped, going wide-eyed. Donatello and Michelangelo were on this dancing machine, copying the moves off the screen while adding their on little nijitstu moves to it. They had shed off their trench coats and were drenched with sweat. "Aw man, if Leo finds them they're going to be toast." Lenni said, getting ready to go up there and grab them. "Wait!" Elle whispered loudly and snatched Lenni's coat. "What?!" Lenni and Hex asked her at the same time. "Look, they're having fun. They don't get to do that very often." Elle said quietly. "Yeah, lets leave them." Hex suggested and waved. Mikey waved back quickly. "Hey! Hex! A! Decimal!" he panted. The three girls smiled and left.

"Candy!" Nightmare said, slobbering all over the window of the Sweet Shop. "You know you can go in, don't you?" Mily asked the sugar-controlled teenager who grimaced. "No, I was banned from all these candy stores when I was three." Nightmare pouted and went back to slobbering. TygerOfTheWynd smiled as she looked at the Santa Clause guy. "Wouldn't it be cool if he was real?" she asked Snow White who grinned. "Yeah, that would rock!" the girl said happily and leaned back on the bench she was sitting in. "So what did you get me?" she asked Danceingfae who was sitting beside her. "Who said I got you anything?" Dance exclaimed and went back to examining her buys. "Let's see, I got Mike a Hot Wheels racecar and I got Raphael a pair of sai holders." Dance started and then her head shot up. She looked around for a few seconds and then turned back to Tyger and Snow. "Oh my gosh, where' Daydream?" Dance asked worriedly. "Tyger rolled her eyes. "She's probably in the candy store making Nightmare jealous." Mily came over to the three. "No, she's not in there." Mily informed them. "Why?" Dance bit her lip. "We lost Daydream! We're going to die!" "No you won't!" Nightmare said nonchalantly. "Why not?!" asked the writers, staring at her. "Because she's right over there." Night said quickly, pointing to the Santa chair. There was Daydream, pushing a ton of little kids out of her way. "SANTA!" she screamed and jumped on the guys lap. "AAAAHHHH!" Santa Clause yelled. "SHE BROKE MY LEG!" Santa shouted. An elf came over and looked scared. "What's wrong?" she asked. "I ALREADY TOLD YOU!" Santa roared. Daydream began to whimper. "What's wrong with Santa?" she asked, bottom lip trembling. "You broke his leg!" the elf yelled. Dream gave a cry. "Oh No!" The elf glared. "You better find another one or your going to have a lawsuit on your hands." Dream jumped from the chair and raced over to her friends. "What did you do?!" Danceingfae asked her. "Nothing!" Dream said unhappily. "I don't weigh that much." "Come on, let's go!" Tyger exclaimed, pushing everyone away from the crowd of people that was now surrounding Santa. "Hey, maybe Mike would be Santa!" Mily suggested. "No, let's go!" Dance said, joining in the rush. "Hey, where's Nightmare?" Dream asked, too busy to cry. "NIGHTMARE!" Tyger screamed. Nightmare rushed over to them quickly. "What?" "We're going!" Mily said and pushed her along. As the group saw other members of their crowd, they quickly snatched them until they had the whole group together. "LET'S GO!" Tyger yelled and pushed them all out of the door. "Why?!" Leonardo asked angrily. "We'll tell you when we get home." Dance said quickly. Raphael lifted the manhole cover up and everyone jumped down and ran for the lair.

I'll write more later. Christmas isn't over yet! MERRY CHRISTMAS! REALLY!