Disclaimer: (Talking to the cop putting hand-cuffs on my wrists) I swear
that I didn't know it'd break his leg! Anyways how did you find me?!
(looking at you now) HELP ME! Tell them I didn't do it! Stop laughing! Just
to put in for good measure, I don't own the Ninja Turtles!
Okay, I'm going to continue it. All the presents, Christmas trees, and jingle bells will be in this chapter plus the things that make Christmas, like friends and family! It's the story that never ends! It goes on and on my friends!
"I didn't mean to!" Daydream sobbed, burying her head in a pillow. "You broke the mall Santa's leg? That's priceless!" Raphael laughed at her. "Shut up Raph! Can't you see this is a traumatizing experience?" Hexadecimal said even though she was barley containing her own laughter. "It was an accident!" Dream put in from behind the pillow. "And that's when we all had to run for our lives." TygerOfTheWynd finished the story. "I can't believe you broke his leg." Michelangelo muttered and rested his head on the back of the couch. "Neither can I." Dream's muffled voice told him. Donatello gave her a look. "How did you do it? Did you just jump on him or did you hit him with something?" Donny asked the bawling girl. "She jumped on him Smarty." Sasami told him. "Why would she hit him with something? She's not that mean." Mily stated. "I don't think I'm mean at all!" Dream cried in her muffled voice. "So you really broke Santa Clause's leg in front of all those little kids?" Tmnt-Punker asked Daydream who was now hugging a thoroughly wet pillow. "I'M SORRY!" Daydream howled loudly and fled from the room. Danceingfae glared at the Ninja Turtles. "I can't believe that you guys would be so insensitive!" she exclaimed, looking straight at Mikey. "What?! Don't look at me like that, I'm not the one that decided to use Santa Clause's leg for a trampoline!" Mikey told her. Mily covered his mouth. "Don't tell that to Dream, we'll never have a moments quiet here again!" she ordered Mike who nodded. "It's not like we get that anyway." Raphael muttered under his breath. "What don't you get?" Splinter asked him. "Quiet." Raph told her. ""Why would you want that?" Tmnt-Punker asked, tuning her guitar. "I don't know, maybe because I like it." Raph stated and left the living room.
"I challenge you to a battle!" Raphielle yelled at the gameboy in her hand. "What are you doing?" Sasami asked the red-haired girl who smiled. "I am going to conquer the world of Pokemon and then I am onto the world of Mario Brothers! PIKACHU!" Elle said and succumbed to the power of the game. "Okay." Sasami said and scooted away from her. Leonardo began to get up from the couch. "I'm going to the dojo, who's with me?" he asked the writers who looked uncomfortable. "Um, we can't go because we need more, um, um, Eggnog!" LenniluvsBrian said and ran towards the ladder. "We were just at the store Lenni!" Leo called after her, but she was already gone. He turned his gaze the others. "I'm go." Punker said, getting up to follow him. "Anyone else?" Leo offered again. "I will, I want to get better on my kick spins." Snow White sighed and also got up. "Well let's go!" Leo stated with too much enthusiasm. "Yeah. Let's." Snow said and followed him and Punker off to the dojo. "I feel sorry for them." Hexadecimal stated, watching them go. "All I can say to that is ditto." Sss979 exclaimed with a smile. "I do not want green eggs and ham Sam I am!" Nightmare said in a five-year-old voice. "What's with her?" Donny asked Ziptango who groaned. "Snap out of it Nightmare!" she said and hit the girl with a pillow. "Huh? What?" Night said and looked around as if she was missing something. "You went into another sugar coma." Zip told her. "Oh no, what did I do this time?" Night said with a sigh. "You just recited Dr. Seuss, that's all." Donny told the girl who sighed with relief. "Good, last time a had a sugar coma I um, you don't want to hear about that." Nightmare said and went off to find a chocolate bar.
"Well, who wants to go with me to cut down the Christmas tree?" Michelangelo asked. Danceingfae jumped up from the floor. "Mememememe! I'm going!" Dance exclaimed happily and went to go find her coat and gloves again. "I want to go too!" Mily yelled, rising from the armchair. "Can I go too?" Sasami asked. "Yeah sure, I don't care!" Mike told her and went to find his trench coat. "You aren't leaving me here!" Snow White stated and bounced off the couch. "I won't if you want to go." Mikey exclaimed, still looking for his coat. Danceingfae held it out to him. Mikey smiled. "Thanks dudette." He said and reached for it. Dance snatched the coat back and handed him the sky blue one Daydream had been wearing. "Go get Daydream." She ordered the orange bandana'd turtle who groaned. "Come on Dance, can't we just go?" Dance frowned at him. "You know if you leave her here while we go get the Christmas tree she'll never forgive you." She told Mikey in a you-better-listen-to-me tone. Mikey sighed and grabbed Dream's coat. "If I don't come back in five minutes, send a pizza after me." Mike yelled as he walked towards Dream's room. He knocked on her door. "Daydream, let me in." Mike said. "I ruined Christmas!" Dream's voice filtered through the door. Mikey slid down the wall outside Dream's room. "No you didn't." he told her. "Why not?" she asked. "Because you know that wasn't the real Santa Clause." Michelangelo exclaimed. The door opened slightly. "I know, but I really hurt that guy." Dream sniveled. "He'll be okay." Mikey said with a grin. "You promise?" Dream opened the door wider. Mikey handed her the coat. "Yeah, let's go!" Mike stated loudly, ready to go get the tree. Daydream giggled and pulled it on. "Where are we going?" Dream asked following him down the hall. "Finally, I thought you to were never going to come back." Danceingfae exclaimed and gave Mike his coat. "Where are we going?!" Daydream asked again, putting her hands on her hips. "To get the Christmas tree!" Mily told her happily. "Really?" Dream said, eyes wide. "Yep and it's already dark so we better get going!" Sasami said and headed out the door. "Wait for me!" Snow White called, still trying to tie the white scarf around her neck. "Let me help." Mikey said. Snow jumped away from him. "No, last time I couldn't talk. Let's just get going." Snow White told him and climbed up the ladder. Danceingfae, Mike, and Dream followed her.
"So, where'd you put the Christmas decorations again?" Donatello asked Leonardo who was opening every door in the lair. "I didn't put them away last year, you did." Leo informed him, opening a closet door. A huge pile of ornaments and tinsel fell on him. "Oh look, you found them." Ziptango said sarcastically, plucking a strand of tinsel off of Leo's head. "Ha ha, very funny." Leo stated and started to get up. "Wow, I've never seen that many Christmas decorations in my entire life!" Tyger exclaimed, picking up a singing Santa Clause. "Maybe we should set this up in Daydream's room." She said evilly. "That's terribly mean, but I like it!" Ziptango said and grabbed the dancing toy from her. She pressed the button on its hand. "Ho ho ho, come sit in Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas!" the miniature Santa said in a sickly happy statement. "Oh my gosh, that's perfect!" Splinter said, talking it from Zip. "Aw, come on, that's mean." Tmnt-Punker told them. "Yeah, but she'll get over it." Tyger said, taking the toy from Splinter and heading down the hall to Dream and Nightmare's room. "Hey Night." TygerOfTheWynd greeted the girl who just nodded. "I'm gonna put this in here okay?" Tyger asked her. Nightmare smiled, but didn't say anything. Tyger placed the toy on the dresser. "Later." She said, but once again, Nightmare was silent. "So what else did you find?" Tyger asked the rest of the decorating group. "Tons of junk, we better start now if we want it to be up before Christmas." Punker stated, arms full of ornaments and stockings. Tyger sighed and grabbed a couple of boxes of bells.
"So, where do we start?" Splinter asked happily, looking at all the things tossed on the floor of the living room. Leonardo shrugged. "I guess we can start with the garland." He stated, grabbing the end of the prickly green stuff. "Fine by me. Where are me going with?" Tmnt-Punker exclaimed, picking up the other end. "The arch way!" Leo told her and pulled a chair over to stand in. "I wouldn't do that if I was you Leo." Donny said, referring to Leo standing in the chair. "Why not?" the blue banned turtle asked. "Because that's my computer chair, you know the one with the wheels." Donny said, but Leo was already on the floor. "Ow." He whispered in pain. "It's a fallen leader!" LenniluvsBrian said coming into the lair with some grocery bags in her hands. "Once again, very funny." Leonardo scowled, getting up to the sound of laughter. "What's going on in here?" Raphael asked, walking into the room. "Nothing that concerns you." Splinter told him. "Whatever." Raphael muttered, flopping down on the couch. "I'm going to watch TV and I refuse to watch Christmas specials!" he informed the crew of decorators who all frowned. "But why?" asked Ziptango. "Because, I've been watching those stupid shows for the past month, I'm not watching any more." Raph's don't-mess-with-me voice came floating over the couch.
Punker grabbed the garland and gave it a shake. Leo gave her a blank look and then it dawned on him. He handed his end to Ziptango who took it with a grin. He and Donatello split up and went on the two different sides of the couch. "Ahhhhh!" They yelled as they tackled Raphael who fought them off. "Let me go!" yelled Raphael. Leo held Raph's arms behind his back. "Hurry you two!" he shouted at Zip and Punker who came in with the garland, tying the angry turtle as tight as they could. "Merry Christmas Raph!" they cried at the turtle, which now looked like a furry green tree with eyes. "@#%$##$%#!" Raph was yelling terribly bad words at the top of his lungs. "Oh, naughty Raph." Raphielle said as she came into the room, shaking with laughter. She stuffed a sock into his mouth. "Whose was that?" Donny asked her. "Leonardo's." Raphielle exclaimed in an innocent voice. Everyone burst out laughing. Raphael looked greener than regular. "I think he's missing something." Tyger said, looking at Raph. "What?" Splinter asked her. She snapped her fingers. "I've got it! What's a Christmas tree without lights?" Tyger said, holding up a strand of red ones. "Perfect!" yelled Lenni, enjoying this to the fullest. They began to string the lights all round Raphael. "You know, he needs some ornaments." Elle said, placing one on a branch near Raph's beak. "Yep, that looks better!" Splinter exclaimed in joy. Soon, Raphael was covered head top toe in ornaments and knickknacks. Leonardo smiled and plugged Raph into the wall. He light up like a light bulb. "That's beautiful." Sighed Ziptango, holding onto Donny's arm. Suddenly, a real Christmas tree was dropped down the manhole, falling over on top of Zip. "AHHHH!" Ziptango screamed. "Whoops, sorry dudette!" Mikey exclaimed, jumping down after the tree to help Ziptango. Daydream's happy face looked over the edge of the hole. "That's for black mailing me to make me update faster!" she stated with joy, exacting her revenge. "You know, sometimes I hate you!" Zip called up to her, getting up from the floor. "Hey, I've got it! Maybe you and Raphael there should start a club!" Dream told her as she climbed down the hole. Ziptango gave a roar and leapt at her, but Donatello caught her before she could clobber Daydream who squeaked and jumped behind Michelangelo. "Not now Zip, how about after Christmas?" he said, dragging her off down the hall. "I'll get you!" Ziptango screamed loudly. "Okay, you do that!" Dream called after her. "Do you enjoy annoying everyone?" Danceingfae asked as she climbed down into the lair. Dream nodded. "Yep, especially ZIPTANGO!" she yelled the last part just for Zip. "You just wait!" Ziptango's furious voice called out. "Hey, let's undo Raphael and get going on the Christmas tree!" Elle stated. Mily climbed down and bounced over to Tyger. "Hey look, I got a hat!" she exclaimed, showing her the pink Hello kitty hat she had just bought. "And I should care why?" Tyger asked. Mily stuck her tongue out at Tyger and went to go bug Raph. "MUST MAKE COOKIES!" Sasami yelled and ran off to the kitchen. "Is she okay?" Leo asked. Punker nodded. "She gets like that after a few hours away from the kitchen." She told Leo who just said, "Okay." "I AM A BIRDY!" Snow White yelled, jumping down the hole with arms outstretched. Mikey caught her before she could slam into the floor. "Um, nice one dudette." He said. "Thanks." Snow exclaimed. Mily climbed down the ladder next and walked over to Raphael, gave a laugh and walked away. LenniluvsBrian poked Raphael who was shaking with rage. "I just want you to know, this wasn't my idea!" she told him and began to take the garland off. Hexadecimal came in, shook her head and helped Lenni.
Michelangelo sat down on the couch beside Leonardo, watching the fourteen fan girls attack the Christmas tree with ornaments and tinsel. "Move over!" Sss979 yelled. "Why?" asked Nightmare who had finally emerged from her room. "Because I said so!" Sss979 told her like she should know. Nightmare rolled her eyes and scooted over. "Hey Dance, should I get you a box to stand on?" Raphael asked Danceingfae who scowled in fury. "I am not short!" she roared and launched herself at him. She pummeled him hard. "OW! Quit it, your nails are hurting me! Get off!" Raphael yelled, trying to throw Dance from him. "Hey look, Raph got Dance mad!" Hexadecimal exclaimed and then added, "ITALIEN ON THE LOOSE! AGAIN!" Nobody moved this time because Dance was already calmed down. She had scratched Raphael good and hard. Raph hobbled off to find alcohol and a bunch of band-aids. "Hey, hand me that little shiny ball thingy bobber, pa-lease." Daydream told Raphielle who handed it to her with a strange look. "Dream, just say 'Hand me that ornament please.' Okay?" she asked Dream who rolled her eyes and went back to decorating the tree. Mikey gave Leo a look. "Do you know how long it took to find that stupid tree?" he asked Leo who shrugged and leaned back in the chair. It was going to be a long story. "No, I wasn't there." He said. "FOREVER!" exclaimed Mikey and went on. "First tree we saw was too fat, according to Danceingfae and then the next tree was too tall, or at least Snow White thinks so. Third tree had a hole in it the size of Texas Sasami says and the next one was too green! Mily thinks it was too green! They're supposed to be green!" Mike said exasperatedly. Mily's head shot up. "It was!" she stated and placed a blue ornament on the tree. "And the next one had too many branches!" Daydream put in quickly. Mike threw a pillow at her. "It was not! Anyway, the next tree was this one and after an hour-long inspection (many protests to this), it was finally approved by the tree gang and then we had to get it home. We had to tie it to the top of the bus!" Mikey told Leo who yawned. "Yeah, okay Mikey."
Sasami came bursting through the door, a tray of cookies, candy, and other yummy things were piled on top. The hungry girls leapt at the plate. "FOOD!" yelled Lenni. "Mine!" Raphielle screamed and grabbed at the fudge. Daydream smacked her with a pillow. "That's mine!" The two girls fell to wrestling on the floor. "I have come to get the provisions." Ziptango stated as she came into the room and scooped some stuff onto a plate. Punker smiled and grabbed some candy canes. "I love this stuff!" she said with great joy. "I inspires me to write a song!" she cried and leapt for her guitar. Hexadecimal stuck her face into a box of cookies. "Is this really Pokey?" she asked Sasami who nodded. "Yeah, Lenni said you liked it." Lenni gave Hex a wave. Hexadecimal smiled brightly. "You are officially forgiven." "Yeh!" Lenni screeched. Mikey covered his ears. "Yow!" Don't do that!" Lenni smiled. "Okay!" she exclaimed and did it again. "Stop!" Mike told her. "Alright!" Lenni said hit the high note. "Why are you doing that?" Leonardo asked her. "It's opposite day! Spongebob said so!" LenniluvsBrian yelled. "It's a cartoon!" Tyger told her. "So, I live my life according to Spongebob's snail Gary!" Nightmare yelled loudly. "Yeah, why don't you be quite like him?" asked Splinter. Nightmare sighed. "I found that no one can understand me when I pretend to be Gary." Nightmare stated and walked off to her and Dream's room. "Oh great." Dream exclaimed, popping a piece of stolen fudge into her mouth. "MINE!" Elle shouted and grabbed at her. "AHHHHH!" Dream screamed and ran down the hall. "She is gone! My nightmare is over!" yelled Mily happily. "Huh?" Nightmare's questioning voice came bobbing down the hall. "Not you." Everyone yelled.
Soon the entire tree was decorated in ornaments and lights. Donny turned out the lights and Ziptango pushed the plug into the wall. "Ouch!" she yelped as the light fixture shocked her. The tree lit up in a beautiful array of lights. Suddenly, Tmnt-Punker struck up a song. Danceingfae smiled, recognizing the tune. Her light voice floated out in song. "I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me. I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams." A sob rang out next. "I miss home!" cried Raphielle. Suddenly, the room was filled with crying girls. "I miss my car!" sobbed Hexadecimal. "I miss my stereo!" Punker put in. "I want my TV!" Splinter added her voice to the crowd. "I miss my Christmas decorations!" Danceingfae yelled. "I miss my friends!" Mily said as she tossed herself onto the couch. "I miss my collection of Beanie Babies!" Snow White cried unhappily. "I want my I Love Brian poster!" Lenni yelled. "I need Purple Cow!" Nightmare put in. Everyone gave her a look. "It's a stuffed animal pig that's pink." Night said. "I want my kitchen!" Sasami yelled. "I miss my kitten!" Daydream sobbed. "I want my teddy bear!" Tyger screeched. "I need my ducky that goes quack quack!" Ziptango roared. "I need something to miss!" Sss979 said with a sob. The turtles all looked at each other. Raphael shook his head and mouthed no, Donny smiled, Leo sighed, and Mikey beamed happily. Then they went to go reassure the girls.
HI! This one is in three parts; the next one is Christmas Eve and Christmas! Hahaha, now you have to update, Ziptango Evil-Person because I did! Now, I won't update unless you do! So, now if I don't update for a long time, it's all because of Ziptango! Muhahahahaha! Hey, if y'all don't mind, e-mail me your Christmas lists to me so I'll know what to get everyone from you. If you don't, I'll just make up some stuff for you to give everyone else. EVERYONE UPDATE! LATER!
Okay, I'm going to continue it. All the presents, Christmas trees, and jingle bells will be in this chapter plus the things that make Christmas, like friends and family! It's the story that never ends! It goes on and on my friends!
"I didn't mean to!" Daydream sobbed, burying her head in a pillow. "You broke the mall Santa's leg? That's priceless!" Raphael laughed at her. "Shut up Raph! Can't you see this is a traumatizing experience?" Hexadecimal said even though she was barley containing her own laughter. "It was an accident!" Dream put in from behind the pillow. "And that's when we all had to run for our lives." TygerOfTheWynd finished the story. "I can't believe you broke his leg." Michelangelo muttered and rested his head on the back of the couch. "Neither can I." Dream's muffled voice told him. Donatello gave her a look. "How did you do it? Did you just jump on him or did you hit him with something?" Donny asked the bawling girl. "She jumped on him Smarty." Sasami told him. "Why would she hit him with something? She's not that mean." Mily stated. "I don't think I'm mean at all!" Dream cried in her muffled voice. "So you really broke Santa Clause's leg in front of all those little kids?" Tmnt-Punker asked Daydream who was now hugging a thoroughly wet pillow. "I'M SORRY!" Daydream howled loudly and fled from the room. Danceingfae glared at the Ninja Turtles. "I can't believe that you guys would be so insensitive!" she exclaimed, looking straight at Mikey. "What?! Don't look at me like that, I'm not the one that decided to use Santa Clause's leg for a trampoline!" Mikey told her. Mily covered his mouth. "Don't tell that to Dream, we'll never have a moments quiet here again!" she ordered Mike who nodded. "It's not like we get that anyway." Raphael muttered under his breath. "What don't you get?" Splinter asked him. "Quiet." Raph told her. ""Why would you want that?" Tmnt-Punker asked, tuning her guitar. "I don't know, maybe because I like it." Raph stated and left the living room.
"I challenge you to a battle!" Raphielle yelled at the gameboy in her hand. "What are you doing?" Sasami asked the red-haired girl who smiled. "I am going to conquer the world of Pokemon and then I am onto the world of Mario Brothers! PIKACHU!" Elle said and succumbed to the power of the game. "Okay." Sasami said and scooted away from her. Leonardo began to get up from the couch. "I'm going to the dojo, who's with me?" he asked the writers who looked uncomfortable. "Um, we can't go because we need more, um, um, Eggnog!" LenniluvsBrian said and ran towards the ladder. "We were just at the store Lenni!" Leo called after her, but she was already gone. He turned his gaze the others. "I'm go." Punker said, getting up to follow him. "Anyone else?" Leo offered again. "I will, I want to get better on my kick spins." Snow White sighed and also got up. "Well let's go!" Leo stated with too much enthusiasm. "Yeah. Let's." Snow said and followed him and Punker off to the dojo. "I feel sorry for them." Hexadecimal stated, watching them go. "All I can say to that is ditto." Sss979 exclaimed with a smile. "I do not want green eggs and ham Sam I am!" Nightmare said in a five-year-old voice. "What's with her?" Donny asked Ziptango who groaned. "Snap out of it Nightmare!" she said and hit the girl with a pillow. "Huh? What?" Night said and looked around as if she was missing something. "You went into another sugar coma." Zip told her. "Oh no, what did I do this time?" Night said with a sigh. "You just recited Dr. Seuss, that's all." Donny told the girl who sighed with relief. "Good, last time a had a sugar coma I um, you don't want to hear about that." Nightmare said and went off to find a chocolate bar.
"Well, who wants to go with me to cut down the Christmas tree?" Michelangelo asked. Danceingfae jumped up from the floor. "Mememememe! I'm going!" Dance exclaimed happily and went to go find her coat and gloves again. "I want to go too!" Mily yelled, rising from the armchair. "Can I go too?" Sasami asked. "Yeah sure, I don't care!" Mike told her and went to find his trench coat. "You aren't leaving me here!" Snow White stated and bounced off the couch. "I won't if you want to go." Mikey exclaimed, still looking for his coat. Danceingfae held it out to him. Mikey smiled. "Thanks dudette." He said and reached for it. Dance snatched the coat back and handed him the sky blue one Daydream had been wearing. "Go get Daydream." She ordered the orange bandana'd turtle who groaned. "Come on Dance, can't we just go?" Dance frowned at him. "You know if you leave her here while we go get the Christmas tree she'll never forgive you." She told Mikey in a you-better-listen-to-me tone. Mikey sighed and grabbed Dream's coat. "If I don't come back in five minutes, send a pizza after me." Mike yelled as he walked towards Dream's room. He knocked on her door. "Daydream, let me in." Mike said. "I ruined Christmas!" Dream's voice filtered through the door. Mikey slid down the wall outside Dream's room. "No you didn't." he told her. "Why not?" she asked. "Because you know that wasn't the real Santa Clause." Michelangelo exclaimed. The door opened slightly. "I know, but I really hurt that guy." Dream sniveled. "He'll be okay." Mikey said with a grin. "You promise?" Dream opened the door wider. Mikey handed her the coat. "Yeah, let's go!" Mike stated loudly, ready to go get the tree. Daydream giggled and pulled it on. "Where are we going?" Dream asked following him down the hall. "Finally, I thought you to were never going to come back." Danceingfae exclaimed and gave Mike his coat. "Where are we going?!" Daydream asked again, putting her hands on her hips. "To get the Christmas tree!" Mily told her happily. "Really?" Dream said, eyes wide. "Yep and it's already dark so we better get going!" Sasami said and headed out the door. "Wait for me!" Snow White called, still trying to tie the white scarf around her neck. "Let me help." Mikey said. Snow jumped away from him. "No, last time I couldn't talk. Let's just get going." Snow White told him and climbed up the ladder. Danceingfae, Mike, and Dream followed her.
"So, where'd you put the Christmas decorations again?" Donatello asked Leonardo who was opening every door in the lair. "I didn't put them away last year, you did." Leo informed him, opening a closet door. A huge pile of ornaments and tinsel fell on him. "Oh look, you found them." Ziptango said sarcastically, plucking a strand of tinsel off of Leo's head. "Ha ha, very funny." Leo stated and started to get up. "Wow, I've never seen that many Christmas decorations in my entire life!" Tyger exclaimed, picking up a singing Santa Clause. "Maybe we should set this up in Daydream's room." She said evilly. "That's terribly mean, but I like it!" Ziptango said and grabbed the dancing toy from her. She pressed the button on its hand. "Ho ho ho, come sit in Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas!" the miniature Santa said in a sickly happy statement. "Oh my gosh, that's perfect!" Splinter said, talking it from Zip. "Aw, come on, that's mean." Tmnt-Punker told them. "Yeah, but she'll get over it." Tyger said, taking the toy from Splinter and heading down the hall to Dream and Nightmare's room. "Hey Night." TygerOfTheWynd greeted the girl who just nodded. "I'm gonna put this in here okay?" Tyger asked her. Nightmare smiled, but didn't say anything. Tyger placed the toy on the dresser. "Later." She said, but once again, Nightmare was silent. "So what else did you find?" Tyger asked the rest of the decorating group. "Tons of junk, we better start now if we want it to be up before Christmas." Punker stated, arms full of ornaments and stockings. Tyger sighed and grabbed a couple of boxes of bells.
"So, where do we start?" Splinter asked happily, looking at all the things tossed on the floor of the living room. Leonardo shrugged. "I guess we can start with the garland." He stated, grabbing the end of the prickly green stuff. "Fine by me. Where are me going with?" Tmnt-Punker exclaimed, picking up the other end. "The arch way!" Leo told her and pulled a chair over to stand in. "I wouldn't do that if I was you Leo." Donny said, referring to Leo standing in the chair. "Why not?" the blue banned turtle asked. "Because that's my computer chair, you know the one with the wheels." Donny said, but Leo was already on the floor. "Ow." He whispered in pain. "It's a fallen leader!" LenniluvsBrian said coming into the lair with some grocery bags in her hands. "Once again, very funny." Leonardo scowled, getting up to the sound of laughter. "What's going on in here?" Raphael asked, walking into the room. "Nothing that concerns you." Splinter told him. "Whatever." Raphael muttered, flopping down on the couch. "I'm going to watch TV and I refuse to watch Christmas specials!" he informed the crew of decorators who all frowned. "But why?" asked Ziptango. "Because, I've been watching those stupid shows for the past month, I'm not watching any more." Raph's don't-mess-with-me voice came floating over the couch.
Punker grabbed the garland and gave it a shake. Leo gave her a blank look and then it dawned on him. He handed his end to Ziptango who took it with a grin. He and Donatello split up and went on the two different sides of the couch. "Ahhhhh!" They yelled as they tackled Raphael who fought them off. "Let me go!" yelled Raphael. Leo held Raph's arms behind his back. "Hurry you two!" he shouted at Zip and Punker who came in with the garland, tying the angry turtle as tight as they could. "Merry Christmas Raph!" they cried at the turtle, which now looked like a furry green tree with eyes. "@#%$##$%#!" Raph was yelling terribly bad words at the top of his lungs. "Oh, naughty Raph." Raphielle said as she came into the room, shaking with laughter. She stuffed a sock into his mouth. "Whose was that?" Donny asked her. "Leonardo's." Raphielle exclaimed in an innocent voice. Everyone burst out laughing. Raphael looked greener than regular. "I think he's missing something." Tyger said, looking at Raph. "What?" Splinter asked her. She snapped her fingers. "I've got it! What's a Christmas tree without lights?" Tyger said, holding up a strand of red ones. "Perfect!" yelled Lenni, enjoying this to the fullest. They began to string the lights all round Raphael. "You know, he needs some ornaments." Elle said, placing one on a branch near Raph's beak. "Yep, that looks better!" Splinter exclaimed in joy. Soon, Raphael was covered head top toe in ornaments and knickknacks. Leonardo smiled and plugged Raph into the wall. He light up like a light bulb. "That's beautiful." Sighed Ziptango, holding onto Donny's arm. Suddenly, a real Christmas tree was dropped down the manhole, falling over on top of Zip. "AHHHH!" Ziptango screamed. "Whoops, sorry dudette!" Mikey exclaimed, jumping down after the tree to help Ziptango. Daydream's happy face looked over the edge of the hole. "That's for black mailing me to make me update faster!" she stated with joy, exacting her revenge. "You know, sometimes I hate you!" Zip called up to her, getting up from the floor. "Hey, I've got it! Maybe you and Raphael there should start a club!" Dream told her as she climbed down the hole. Ziptango gave a roar and leapt at her, but Donatello caught her before she could clobber Daydream who squeaked and jumped behind Michelangelo. "Not now Zip, how about after Christmas?" he said, dragging her off down the hall. "I'll get you!" Ziptango screamed loudly. "Okay, you do that!" Dream called after her. "Do you enjoy annoying everyone?" Danceingfae asked as she climbed down into the lair. Dream nodded. "Yep, especially ZIPTANGO!" she yelled the last part just for Zip. "You just wait!" Ziptango's furious voice called out. "Hey, let's undo Raphael and get going on the Christmas tree!" Elle stated. Mily climbed down and bounced over to Tyger. "Hey look, I got a hat!" she exclaimed, showing her the pink Hello kitty hat she had just bought. "And I should care why?" Tyger asked. Mily stuck her tongue out at Tyger and went to go bug Raph. "MUST MAKE COOKIES!" Sasami yelled and ran off to the kitchen. "Is she okay?" Leo asked. Punker nodded. "She gets like that after a few hours away from the kitchen." She told Leo who just said, "Okay." "I AM A BIRDY!" Snow White yelled, jumping down the hole with arms outstretched. Mikey caught her before she could slam into the floor. "Um, nice one dudette." He said. "Thanks." Snow exclaimed. Mily climbed down the ladder next and walked over to Raphael, gave a laugh and walked away. LenniluvsBrian poked Raphael who was shaking with rage. "I just want you to know, this wasn't my idea!" she told him and began to take the garland off. Hexadecimal came in, shook her head and helped Lenni.
Michelangelo sat down on the couch beside Leonardo, watching the fourteen fan girls attack the Christmas tree with ornaments and tinsel. "Move over!" Sss979 yelled. "Why?" asked Nightmare who had finally emerged from her room. "Because I said so!" Sss979 told her like she should know. Nightmare rolled her eyes and scooted over. "Hey Dance, should I get you a box to stand on?" Raphael asked Danceingfae who scowled in fury. "I am not short!" she roared and launched herself at him. She pummeled him hard. "OW! Quit it, your nails are hurting me! Get off!" Raphael yelled, trying to throw Dance from him. "Hey look, Raph got Dance mad!" Hexadecimal exclaimed and then added, "ITALIEN ON THE LOOSE! AGAIN!" Nobody moved this time because Dance was already calmed down. She had scratched Raphael good and hard. Raph hobbled off to find alcohol and a bunch of band-aids. "Hey, hand me that little shiny ball thingy bobber, pa-lease." Daydream told Raphielle who handed it to her with a strange look. "Dream, just say 'Hand me that ornament please.' Okay?" she asked Dream who rolled her eyes and went back to decorating the tree. Mikey gave Leo a look. "Do you know how long it took to find that stupid tree?" he asked Leo who shrugged and leaned back in the chair. It was going to be a long story. "No, I wasn't there." He said. "FOREVER!" exclaimed Mikey and went on. "First tree we saw was too fat, according to Danceingfae and then the next tree was too tall, or at least Snow White thinks so. Third tree had a hole in it the size of Texas Sasami says and the next one was too green! Mily thinks it was too green! They're supposed to be green!" Mike said exasperatedly. Mily's head shot up. "It was!" she stated and placed a blue ornament on the tree. "And the next one had too many branches!" Daydream put in quickly. Mike threw a pillow at her. "It was not! Anyway, the next tree was this one and after an hour-long inspection (many protests to this), it was finally approved by the tree gang and then we had to get it home. We had to tie it to the top of the bus!" Mikey told Leo who yawned. "Yeah, okay Mikey."
Sasami came bursting through the door, a tray of cookies, candy, and other yummy things were piled on top. The hungry girls leapt at the plate. "FOOD!" yelled Lenni. "Mine!" Raphielle screamed and grabbed at the fudge. Daydream smacked her with a pillow. "That's mine!" The two girls fell to wrestling on the floor. "I have come to get the provisions." Ziptango stated as she came into the room and scooped some stuff onto a plate. Punker smiled and grabbed some candy canes. "I love this stuff!" she said with great joy. "I inspires me to write a song!" she cried and leapt for her guitar. Hexadecimal stuck her face into a box of cookies. "Is this really Pokey?" she asked Sasami who nodded. "Yeah, Lenni said you liked it." Lenni gave Hex a wave. Hexadecimal smiled brightly. "You are officially forgiven." "Yeh!" Lenni screeched. Mikey covered his ears. "Yow!" Don't do that!" Lenni smiled. "Okay!" she exclaimed and did it again. "Stop!" Mike told her. "Alright!" Lenni said hit the high note. "Why are you doing that?" Leonardo asked her. "It's opposite day! Spongebob said so!" LenniluvsBrian yelled. "It's a cartoon!" Tyger told her. "So, I live my life according to Spongebob's snail Gary!" Nightmare yelled loudly. "Yeah, why don't you be quite like him?" asked Splinter. Nightmare sighed. "I found that no one can understand me when I pretend to be Gary." Nightmare stated and walked off to her and Dream's room. "Oh great." Dream exclaimed, popping a piece of stolen fudge into her mouth. "MINE!" Elle shouted and grabbed at her. "AHHHHH!" Dream screamed and ran down the hall. "She is gone! My nightmare is over!" yelled Mily happily. "Huh?" Nightmare's questioning voice came bobbing down the hall. "Not you." Everyone yelled.
Soon the entire tree was decorated in ornaments and lights. Donny turned out the lights and Ziptango pushed the plug into the wall. "Ouch!" she yelped as the light fixture shocked her. The tree lit up in a beautiful array of lights. Suddenly, Tmnt-Punker struck up a song. Danceingfae smiled, recognizing the tune. Her light voice floated out in song. "I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me. I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams." A sob rang out next. "I miss home!" cried Raphielle. Suddenly, the room was filled with crying girls. "I miss my car!" sobbed Hexadecimal. "I miss my stereo!" Punker put in. "I want my TV!" Splinter added her voice to the crowd. "I miss my Christmas decorations!" Danceingfae yelled. "I miss my friends!" Mily said as she tossed herself onto the couch. "I miss my collection of Beanie Babies!" Snow White cried unhappily. "I want my I Love Brian poster!" Lenni yelled. "I need Purple Cow!" Nightmare put in. Everyone gave her a look. "It's a stuffed animal pig that's pink." Night said. "I want my kitchen!" Sasami yelled. "I miss my kitten!" Daydream sobbed. "I want my teddy bear!" Tyger screeched. "I need my ducky that goes quack quack!" Ziptango roared. "I need something to miss!" Sss979 said with a sob. The turtles all looked at each other. Raphael shook his head and mouthed no, Donny smiled, Leo sighed, and Mikey beamed happily. Then they went to go reassure the girls.
HI! This one is in three parts; the next one is Christmas Eve and Christmas! Hahaha, now you have to update, Ziptango Evil-Person because I did! Now, I won't update unless you do! So, now if I don't update for a long time, it's all because of Ziptango! Muhahahahaha! Hey, if y'all don't mind, e-mail me your Christmas lists to me so I'll know what to get everyone from you. If you don't, I'll just make up some stuff for you to give everyone else. EVERYONE UPDATE! LATER!