DISCLAIMER: THIS WONDERFUL FANFIC HAS BEEN INSPIRED BY, AND THE CHARACTERS OWNED BY, THE MAGNIFICIENT, THE GRACIOUS, THE WONDERFUL AND SMART PROFESSOR OF OXFORD...
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J.R.R.TOLKIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The diary format is inspired by the Very Secret Diaries.
dear diary,
am in what people call "an airport." am very confused. what did gandalf do to cause such great harm and distress to me?
wait a minute, I'M IN EARTH.
oh no, this is horrible.
i wont believe it. i cant believe it.
oh no.
well, on my atlas, it says im in...
paris, france.
oh, i know french, the language. very similar to elvish in a sense... much easier than elvish to read and write.
Mon nom est Aragorn.
DEAR DIARY,
GANDALF WILL NEVER BECOME THE CHIEF ADVISOR OF ANYTHING. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER ASK HIM TO PLAN ANYONE'S VACATION!
HOW DARE HE SEND ME WITH MY HUSBAND'S LUGGAGE? DOES HE KNOW WHAT ARAGORN WEARS???????
Calm down, breathe deeply, Aragorn will be here shortly.
Right?
THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE SOME PRANK, GANDALF THE IDIOT!
Breathe... breathe... breathe...
Oh no...
dear diary,
back in france. not so bad here. had some stuff at a magasine de bonbons. very good chocolates, the french have.
arwen must not be here with me, because the wormhole that deported me here has closed up. maybe france wont be so bad.
Ahhh, mouettes stupides!
wait a minute, there aren't supposed to be seagulls in paris.
where am i?
Dear Diary,
Very bad news has just struck me. My wormhole has closed up. I am utterly faced with traveling the Earth with my husband's unmentionables.
Oh, I should've just gone windsurfing in Harad with him. Anything besides being stuck in this crazy weird land where the language is nothing like I know.
I do hope that Aragorn is okay... oh, he better be okay, or else Gandalf is one DEAD Istar...
Oh, what happens if Aragorn was deployed into one of the giant bodies of water on Earth?
NEW REVISED STAFF LIST:
Aragorn and me-Royalty
Faramir and Eowyn-Lord/Lordess of Ithilien
Pippin-cook
Merry-head stable hand
Sam-head gardener
Gimli-chief of architecture and construction
Legolas-Zen master
Gandalf-homeless shelter guard
There, much better.