Disclaimer: I don't own the Ninja Turtles!!!!! NAAAAAHHH DUUUUHHHH!

Hey everybody! What's up? Besides the sky! I hope everyone's happy because I just got the coolest idea for a Fanboy chapter! Oh yeah and if any one got a review from me and Nightmare, pardon our insanity! WE WERE BORED! And I think Ziptango got a very weird e-mail ^_^. Okay, if you haven't read TURTLEMANIAC TEST, you're going to be really confused, so I suggest you go read that and then you can skip over to Wally World which Nightmare actually wrote! AAAAAAHHHHH! It's funny! Okay, I will shut up!

Daydream hung her head as Leonardo basically marched the eight renegade fanfiction authors out to the Turtlevan. It had been her idea to leave the lair and take over the News Station so she was probably in for it when they got home. Raphael's grin looked like it was about to fall off his extremely too happy face. "So Daydream, do you like you hide just a regular brown or do you like it well done?" he asked Dream who muttered something about him having a big head. "Aw, don't worry Dream, we won't let you take ALL the blame." LenniluvsBrian stated. Daydream's head sunk lower. "Is Splinter going to kill us?" Mily asked Michelangelo who shrugged. "I don't know, it depends on how many Splinter jokes you used." Daydream let out a wail. "III'MMM DDEEEAAADDDD!" she screamed loudly. Everyone covered their ears. "Daydream, he won't kill you. At least not to begin with!" Raphielle told the blonde girl. Danceingfae hit Elle. "You're not making it any better!" Dance yelled. Elle grinned brilliantly. As they got to the Turtlevan, Daydream began to get a sly grin across her face. The minute everyone reached the van, she hurled herself into the driver's seat. "I WANNA DRIVE!" Daydream screamed as loud as she could. "No!" Leonardo yelled at her. "This is bad." Mily stated the obvious. Lenni hit her in the back of the head. "NAH DUH!" Lenni yelled. Mily rubbed her head. "Ow, why'd you have to hit me so hard?!" Mily yelped. Lenni grinned. "Sorry, it was tempting!"

"YEEEESSSS!!!" Daydream said, bouncing up and down on the seat. She looked at Donatello expectantly for the keys. He gave her a do-you-think-I'm-that- stupid look. "PLEASE DONNY!!!!" Dream shouted, putting her hand out. Donny shook his head and looked at Leo. "She doesn't know how to drive, does she?" he asked his older brother who shrugged. "I don't know what she does in her spare time, ask Mikey. BUT DON'T LET HER DRIVE!" Leo stated and turned back to Daydream, trying to get her out of the driver's seat. Ziptango turned to Donny. "Please, I wanna live to be 18!" she begged him. Don rolled his eyes then looked to Mikey who looked at Danceingfae who nodded. "Yes, I think she took Driver's Ed and passed. Daydream?" she asked the hyper active teenager who was pushing a bunch of buttons at the front of the van. "Yep!" Dream replied and began pushing more buttons. Danceingfae smiled. "See? And I call the back seat!" she screamed and leapt into the van. All the girls immediately followed her example, trying to get as far away from the front of the vehicle as possible. "This is nuts." Muttered Hexdecimal as she sat down beside Raphielle who shook her head. "Nope," Elle said, "This is INSANE!"

"You can't be serious about this Leo!" Raphael stated, staring at Daydream who was trying to figure out where the key was supposed to go. "DON! Where's the key thingy-magiger?!" "See?! She's dangerous!" Raph stated, trying to get the keys back. Daydream avoided him easily. Leo sighed. "I don't feel like messing with her right now!" Leo said and jumped into the backseat beside Tmnt-Punker and Danceingfae. "That's good, because I don't feel like having a yelling match with you right now!" Daydream stated happily. "I call um, NOT SHOTGUN!!" Mikey yelled and got in beside Mily and Raphielle. "Scoot over Ziptango." Donatello ordered and then called to Daydream, "You see the hole right besides the steering wheel?" Daydream nodded. "Okay then, put the key in there!" Donny told her. "Okey-dokey!" Dream said and revved up the motor. Really loud Lenni let out a scream that sounded familiar. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!" Daydream made a pouty face and revved up the motor louder. "No your not, I'm a capable driver!" she stated and turned the radio to Disney Radio. "In the Jungle, The mighty jungle!" she sang a-long with the radio. Raphael was still standing outside the van. Suddenly he realized something. "Hey, y'all are going to have to scoot over, there's no room for me!" he exclaimed and tried to sit beside Hexadecimal who yelled about being squished. "Get off me Raph!" she said and actually pushed him away. Raphael gave Hex a hurt look and then looked around for any vacant seat. The only one was the passenger seat in the front. "No!" Raphael yelled loudly. Daydream stared, noticing that it was the only seat left too. "Hey, no fair! Raph can't sit up here, he'll bother me!" she exclaimed. Raphael scowled. "It's not like I wanted to sit here ether." He muttered as he crawled into the passenger seat. Daydream put the van into reverse and pushed the gas pedal. The adventure starts!

The Turtlevan went flying backwards, almost ramming into the wall behind the studio. Everyone screamed their lungs out as Daydream slammed on the brakes and Raph almost went flying through the windshield. Daydream's grinning face took up the entire mirror. "Please fasten your seat belt and hold on to the nearest turtle!" she told everyone in the backseat. This action happened immediately. "Mikey, is SHE going to kill us?" Mily asked Mikey who bit his lip. "You know Mily, I have no earthly IDDEEAAAA!" the end went into a scream because Daydream abruptly put it into drive. Raphael was gripping the armrests so tightly that his fingers were turning white. "Please slow down!" he hissed through clenched teeth. Daydream turned to him with a huge grin on her face. "I don't know how!" she exclaimed happily. Raphael let out a squeak and gripped the armrests tighter. "Correction Mily, we ARE going to die!" Elle put in quickly. Ziptango suddenly had an evil thought, I guess she doesn't think much about living. She leaned up near the front seat and whispered into Daydream's ear. "Hey Dream, remember all those gory movies they showed you in Driver's Ed? The ones where the guys guts are all over the road and the woman's face is half- off?" Daydream's face turned green just thinking about it. "Quit it Ziptango!" she muttered, trying to keep her eyes on the road. Ziptango grinned. "And the one where the girl crashes into the barrier and kills the construction worker and his blood runs out from his head?" Daydream began to sway and grip the wheel tighter. "Shut it Zip!" she yelped, eyes darting from one side of the road to the other. Ziptango grinned some more. "And the one where the motorcyclist is flipped off his bike and does a complete nose dive into the asphalt?" Daydream's face was one of total paranoia now, staring straight ahead and turning very pale.

Hexadecimal hit Ziptango. "Zip, you're scaring her!" Hex exclaimed, motioning to Daydream who had turned the radio off and was only going 10 MPH. "Not the movies." She whispered, eyes as wide as saucers. Punker looked over the backseat at the long line of traffic that was accumulating behind them. "Um, could y'all try to get her to go a little bit faster? Just a tad will do!" she yelled at Zip and Hex who looked to Daydeam who was staring at the road ahead A taxi pulled up beside the Turtlevan and yelled, "Stupid kid! Git off the road!" Daydream stared at him and suddenly came out of the trance. "I don't know how you stinky cabbie! Get a life!" Dream roared at him and speed up. "That was quick. I wonder if Daydream has a split personality?" Mily asked to a bunch of groans. "I wouldn't doubt it." Punker said. Everyone sighed a bit and began to relax. Then Daydream went back to totally normal and sped back up to 75 MPH. "WWEEEEHHHH!" she screamed happily. Everyone else screamed too, but not with joy. "SLLOOOWWW DDOOWNN!" Donatello yelled. "Please chill out dudette!" Mikey yelped from the middle seat. "Daydream, speeding is against the law! Didn't they teach you that in Driver's Ed?!" Dance yelled at the fourteen year-old who looked strangely at her. "I thought that only applied in North Carolina!" she exclaimed. "NO!" Raphael roared. Daydream giggled and slowed down. "Sorry Raph, are you having a good day?" she asked Raphael who glared at her. "It would have been better if you hadn't been born." He told her. Dream scowled at him and then grinned. "Did you know that I can barely see over the steering wheel?" she said with a laugh. Raphael began to whimper. "Don't make Raph whimper Daydream, it isn't becoming of him!" Raphielle ordered the Dream who smiled happily.

"KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!" Tmnt-Punker screamed at Daydream. Daydream turned around in the seat to look at her. "Why?" LenniluvsBrian begins screaming. "WATCH THE ROAD DAYDREAM!!!!" Everyone began screaming loudly as the van rolled into the wrong lane. Daydream whirled around in her seat and quickly pulled the wheel around before they slammed into a Mac-truck. Then they went off the road onto the side walk because Daydream turned to far. Luckily, no one was walking on the sidewalk so no one was injured except for a mail-box. "NOT THE MAIL-BOX!" Daydream screamed, thinking of Blue's Clues. She pulled the van back onto the road and slowed down to about 55 MPH. "Hehehe, is everyone alright?" Daydream asked, this time using the mirror to look at them. Mily glared at her. "You ARE an idiot!" She told Daydream who grinned. "I love you too Mily!" she exclaimed and turned the radio back on. Her head bobbed to the music. "Two worlds, one family!" Dream sang happily. Everyone gripped any hand-hold they could find and prayed that Daydream wouldn't kill them. "I'll stay off the Internet! For an hour!" Danceingfae promised. "Heck, I'll give up the Internet!" Elle yelled. Daydream just grinned and sang louder. Soon, that song went off and everyone sighed in relief. "No more songs or I'll hit you when we get home Dream!" Raphael hissed at her. Daydream gave him a pouty face. "Just one more and then I'll change it!" she stated. Raphael sighed. "Just one more and then I get to listen to what I want to." Tmnt-Punker's head popped up. "LET'S LISTEN TO MY BAND!" she exclaimed and pulled out an ever present cd. Lenni was also happy. "I WANT TO LISTEN TO BRIAN!" she shouted loudly. Daydream slammed on the brakes, which called all the people in the car to pitch forward. "Do not utter that name while I'm driving!" hissed Daydream under her breath. LenniluvsBrian sunk down in her seat. "Okay." Daydream slowly started the car rolling again.

"MY song first." Daydream stated happily and turned it up louder. Suddenly, a way too happy tune played on the radio, blasting into all fanfiction writers and turtles ears. "WWWWEEHHHH!" Daydream screeched and began singing along. "IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL, IT'S A SMALL SMALL WORLD! IT'S A WORLD OF LAUGHTER IT'S A WORLD OF TEARS, IT'S A WORLD OF HOPE AND A WORLD OF FEARS, LA LALALALALALALALALALALALALA! LAAA! AGAIN!" she sang over happily. "IT'S A SMALL WORLD (continue)" Danceingfae covered her ears. "What is with her?!" she asked Mily who shrugged. "You're the one who gave her permission to drive O' oldest one besides Leo!" Mily said with a smile. Dance glared at her. "Wait till I read the entire joke book, you will pay!!!" Dance stated. "OHH! Another song!" Daydream yelled as It's A Small World went off, to the relief of all. "Hey, this is cool, listen! DON'T TOUCH!" Daydream slapped Raphael's hand away from the radio. Raph gave her a dangerous look. Daydream grinned and switched it to the Movie Song station (it isn't real). "BORN TO HAND JIVE BABY! BORN TO HAND JIVE BABY! GREASE LIGHTING! SANDREDEEE! SHE LEFT ME AT THE DRIVE-IN! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT!" Daydream continued on to sing every song in the whole entire movie of Grease #1. Tmnt-Punker covered her ears. "The horror!" she exclaimed and buried her head into Leo's left arm. "It's not that bad Punker." Leo started and then Daydream hit a song that she didn't know any of the words to. "LALALALA DODODODO TETETETETE MORE LALALALALA!" Leo shook his head, trying to get bad noises out of his ears. "Okay, never mind."

Daydream sighed as she pulled the van into the Turtle garage. "Well, that was fun!" she exclaimed happily and leapt from the van onto the ground. "Are we there yet?!" Hexadecimal's half-way terrified voice hit Dream's ear. "Uh, yeah." Dream said. Snow White bounced out of the door to meet them. "HELLO DAYDREAM!" she exclaimed happily. Suddenly the door to the Turtlevan fell off onto the ground with a bang and Leo rolled out onto the floor. "Ugghhh." Was the only thing he could say. Snow White stared at him and then grinned at Daydream. "They let you drive, didn't they?" she asked the blonde girl who nodded furiously. "Yeah, I forgot to mention to them that I'd only completed the class part of Driver's Ed! This was the first time I've actually been on the road in a car! IT ROCKED!" Daydream exclaimed. Raphael glared at her as he escaped from the van. "WHAT?!" he roared and flicked out his sais. Daydream emitted a squeak and then ran screaming from the room. "GET HER!" screamed Danceingfae and seven terribly car-sick fanfiction writer's tore after Daydream. Daydream fled into the living room where she flipped over the couch and used Nightmare as a shield. "BACK OFF!" Daydream screamed and hid behind Night. "Wha?" Nightmare said through a mouth full of marshmallow goo. "Eww." Raphielle said. "RABID!" Donny yelled and ran from the room. "Donny!" Ziptango said and went after him. "Come, we've got her cornered!" Mily said and moved in for the kill. "I HAVE THREE KIDS!!! AND A DOG NAMED BOB!" Daydream screamed in an effort to save herself. Nightmare grinned. "No you don't." she stated. Daydream was going crazy. "BOB THE BUILDER, CAN WE FIX IT?! BOB THE BUILDER, YES WE CAN!!!! DON'T KILL ME!" Dream sang and cowered behind Nightmare. "Stupid." Nightmare said and moved away from her.

A stern voice suddenly filled the room. "LenniluvsBrian, Hexadecimal, Danceingfae, Tmnt-Punker, Mily, Ziptango, and Raphielle and Daydream. Will you come to my room for a disscusion?" Master Splinter was calling them. Each of the eight girls shivered as her name was called. "Aw man, we're toast." Punker said and kissed her guitar good-bye. "I'll miss you!" she told it. Danceingfae hung her head. "I didn't even get to practice in my point-shoes!" she said as she hugged them to her. Daydream hugged Nightmare. "Eat some marshmallows for me!" Daydream exclaimed and headed over to the door. Mily hugged her Hello Kitty stuffed animal happily. Raphielle held onto her X-box. "But it'll miss me!" she yelled as Lenni pulled her away. "I know, I'm going to miss Brian's life sized card-board cut out that I stole on the way to the TV station too!" Lenni pouted. "Oh- kay." Hexadecimal said as she slipped a toy car into her pocket. "Safe keeping!" She stated to the unbelieving people. All eight girls hung their heads and waited to be summoned.

INSANITY! Okay, Dance said something about hooking The Turtlemaniacs to Fanboy, so that's what I'm doing! And also, I wanted to terrify people with my new driving capabilities! Aren't they loverly?! I hope y'all like it, it was a really short chapter compared to others and some writer don't even show up, but that's okay next chappie will be LONG! And it will have Legolas in it! LOVE THE ELF! AND THE TURTLE!