Wheeeee! I dunno!!! XD

Erm... wait! Yes I do! I have returned with chapter FIVE!!! Aren't you all so very proud of me?! Well, you should be. I had a HORRIBLE case of writer's block while doing this... Praise me!! PRAAAIISSEE MEEE!! O_O

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Disclaimer: No! No, I refuse to admit that I do not own Invader Zim!! ....Wait.... aw, I just did, didn't I? o_o;

On with the fic!

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Chapter Five-

Proffesor Membrane sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee and reading the newspaper. He glanced up at the clock; it was nearly time for his children to come home from school. He smiled. He had such great kids, he loved them dearly.

Finally, he heard the door open, and a pair of footsteps coming in.

"Daddy! I'm home!"

Proffesor Membrane stood up and strode to the living room.

"Gaz! Dib! How was school?"

Gaz grinned up at him. She was wearing a pair of blue jeans, and a baby blue top. Her hair had been dyed a pretty honey color, and was up in two ponytails. She sheepishly smiled, and pulled from her baby blue backpack.... a white and blue cheerleader's uniform.

"I made the squad!!" she chirped cheerily, her large eyes shining with joy.

Dib grinned. "And that means I'll get to see a lot more of my little sis at school, because I made the Football team!!"

Dib was a perfecy choice for the football team. He was small, but quick, agile, and strong. He was actually pretty smart, getting an average B- grade at school. He was wearing a pair of dark blue jeans, with a comfortable red T-Shirt. His face had a light tan from spending so much time outdoors, and he wore contact lenses.

Proffesor Membrane smiled at them, and hugged them close. "I'm so proud of you both. Congratulations; you deserve these uniforms. I hope you will both do your best!"

"We always do, Dad!", Dib replied.

"I'm glad to hear it son. Well now, how about we go celebrate! Anyone up for Floaty's Health Bar?"

"Oh! Me me me!! I'm HUNGRY."

Dib glanced at his sister. "Sure, I'm fine with that. I could go for a tofu burger!"

Gaz ran up the stairs. "I have to get ready first! Wait up, ok?"

"Of course, dear! We'll wait in the car for you... don't be too long!"

Dib and Proffesor Membrane walked out the door, and sat in the car. Proffesor Membrane drove the car around, and stopped it in front of the house.

***34 minutes later***

Gaz ran out of the house, this time wearing a pink dress with matching shoes. Her hair had been put down, and she was wearing glitter on her cheeks, and lip gloss.

"Sorry, I couldn't decide wether to wear a pink butterfly barrete, or a red heart one. I decided to use both!" She pointed at her head, where the barretes where clearly visible.

"That's nice, Gaz. Now get in the car! I'm hungry..."

"Patience, Dib. We have plenty of time."

Gaz smiled and hopped in the car.

"Buckle up! Don't want anyone getting HURT, now, would we?"

His children did as they where told, and Gaz laughed out loud as the car sped away, towards Floaty's Health Bar.

End Chapter

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Nyeh! What the hell was THAT?!?! O_o

Heh heh.... yep. ^^

I am sure this chapter was shorter than the rest... oh well! I'm still not completely certain how Dib and Gaz's dopplegangers will come into the plot... I'm still not sure of the plot! But fear not, I have a general idea of where I want this to go!

Review, and I shall be a happy pie!! :)