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HHHEEEEELLLLOOOOOO! Did everyone like driving with Daydream? I thought so! This chapter is going to be pretty strange since I PROMISED Ziptango to have a large part with Donatello and Tmnt-Punker wants me to tell her what's in that letter she got from Leo for Christmas. AND I WANT TO ANNOY PEOPLE!(Pause for a few days) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I JUST SAW THE DAREDEVIL COMMERCIAL AND THERE WAS A WOMAN ON THERE AND SHE WAS USING SAIS!!!! SAI! SAI! SAI! TWO OF EM'! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Sorry, just had to tell y'all that little bit of information. ^_^ Not that I like sais or anything. They belong to my archenemy! Sorta. Oh yeah and if you don't understand what we're in trouble for (LENNI), you should go look at Turtlemaniac Test. (grin)
The nine (I forgot myself in the other chapter) basically juvenile delinquents slowly trudged into Master Splinter's room. Daydream was in the lead, closely followed by Danceingfae who was a little white from fear. "We're in for it now." LenniluvsBrian whispered to Hexadecimal who nodded slightly. Master Splinter was sitting on a large purple pillow on the floor. He motioned for the girls to sit down, which they did in a sort of stiff manner. "I can explain!" Daydream piped up immediately. Master Splinter gave her a sidewise look. "You can?" he asked the girl who nodded. He went on. "You can explain why you left the lair without permission, told the entire world about me and my sons, and proceeded to make jokes about us? Can you explain that Daydream?" Daydream bit her lip to keep from crying. "Um, no." she said quietly. Master Splinter began his lecture. "You girls deliberately went against my rule to not to leave the lair. Then you went farther and walked all the way to the News Station and terrorized the staff and viewers! And you told them everything about my sons and I! What do you have to say for yourselves?!" Master Splinter demanded of them. "IT WAS DAYDREAM!" Nightmare yelled from outside where she and Snow White had their ears pressed against the door.
Master Splinter sighed. "Come in here Nightmare." The door opened slightly and Nightmare stepped in. "Hello." she mumbled. "What did you say about Daydream?" Splinter interrogated her. Nightmare shifted from foot to foot. "Um, nothing." Night stated, giving Daydream a I'm-sorry look. Daydream banged her head on the floor. Splinter scowled. "That is not what you said, child." His overly large ears twitched. "Tell me the truth." Nightmare bit her lip and then exploded. "It was Daydream's idea to go to the News Station! She told me her plan last night, but I didn't want to go because I wanted to eat some soap! I'M SORRY DAYDREAM!" Nightmare screeched. "Tattle- tail." Daydream muttered. Master Splinter nodded his head. "Thank you for that important information, Nightmare, but for telling on your friends, you will share the same punishment." He turned to the girls who were getting tired of sitting crossed-legged. They all held their breath, waiting for a verdict. "Here it comes!" Mily whispered to Tmnt-punker who sobbed. "And I didn't get to read the last part of my letter!" "Each one of you will have to put in one extra hour of practice time each day. Adding onto this will be extra chores, such as dusting the living room and polishing all weapons. And Daydream, as instigator of this escapade, you are grounded until further notice. That is all, you may go." Master Splinter waved the girls away as he finished. "But wait, Nightmare you need to stay. I want to tell you something."
They left the room with open mouths and sad faces. "That was harsh." Tmnt- Punker sighed as she sat down in font of the TV. "Yeah, what happened to those nice ten flips that you could finish in five minutes?!" Mily asked loudly and flipped back onto that Hello Kitty beanbag of hers. "How long is until further notice?" Daydream asked as she dropped down onto the couch. Raphael smirked. "A VERY long time." He said with enjoyment. Danceingfae smiled. "You would know, wouldn't you Raph?" Raph flung a pillow at her. Raphielle leaned her back against the couch. "I wonder who does what chores?" she wondered out loud. "No idea." Ziptango said, wandering off towards the kitchen in search of Dr.Pepper. "Caffeine is needed in such depressing times!" she stated and disappeared. "So, what exactly do you girls have to do?" Michelangelo asked, sorry that they had got in trouble. "Um, let's see, extra practice and chores, and oh yeah, Daydream's grounded." Hexadecimal informed everyone. Daydream sobbed. "And this is the last week of Lord Of The Rings! NO MORE ELF! And I was supposed to go rollerblading this weekend! IT'S NOT FAIR!" she cried, once again burying her head into a pillow. "We do have the first movie, you know." Dance stated. "But it's not the NEW one." Dream told her. "Great, now what do we do?" Mily asked, looking around at the messy lair. There were piles of half- eaten pizza, hair-dinkys, and Dr.Pepper cans that were compliments of SOMEONE. Also, standing in the corner was a life-size card board cut-out of Brian what'shisname(DON'T HIT ME). LenniluvsBrian immediately raced over and grabbed it. "HE CAN'T HAVE HIM!" she screamed and ran off to her bedroom. Everyone stared. Daydream looked up. "Hey Leo, why didn't you tell on me for almost killing everyone in the Turtlevan?" Leonardo shrugged. "I would have gotten into trouble for letting you drive and also Dance would have been punished for TELLING me that you could drive, which probably would have gotten me injured beyond repair and then you would also want to hurt me also so I decided against it." Leo told her in a very LONG wordy sentence. Hexadecimal grinned. "Why don't you just say, 'I wanted to save my butt.' Leo?" she asked happily. Leo scowled majorly at her. Tmnt-punker did too. "Leo's butt need's to be saved! It's cute!!!!" Punker exclaimed and then blushed. Leonardo turned as red as Raph's bandanna and sunk down in his arm-chair. At that moment, the door to Master Splinter's room opened.
Nightmare came out of Master Splinter's room slowly, as if regretting to leave. The minute Daydream saw her, Dream launched herself like a human missile. "YOU TOLD ON MEEEEEEE!" she screamed, crashing into Nightmare who yelped, "I DIDN'T MEAN TOO, IT JUST SLIPPED!!!!" Daydream was about to beat the snot out of Nightmare when Mikey and Leo pulled them apart. "No killing people Daydream, it's not nice." Mike stated as he tossed the furious fanfiction writer onto the couch that Sasami was sitting on. Daydream flashed Nightmare a fierce looking smile full of sharp teeth. Nightmare whimpered loudly. Leo placed Nightmare as far away from Daydream as possible, which was next to Snow White on the smaller of the two couches in the room. "Now what's with you two?" Leo asked. Dream glared at Night. "SHE TOLD ON ME!!!!" Night hung her head. "I already said I was sorry! What do you want me to do, swear on the Girl Scout handbook?!" Night yelled loudly. Daydream grinned evilly. "Yeah, why not? I'll go get the handbook!" Dream raced out of the room, headed for the bedroom that she and Nightmare shared. "She still has it?" Nightmare asked unbelievingly. The rest of the fanfiction girls took this time to ask Nightmare some questions. "Hey Nightmare, how far from Dream do you actually live?" Ziptango asked as she came back into living room with a Dr.Pepper can. Nightmare smiled. "Um, about seven minutes away if you're driving. Too close." She eyed the Dr.Pepper. "Hey, Zip, can I have one of those?" Night asked. Ziptango gave her a horrified look. "One of MY Dr.Peppers?! Are you insane?!" Zip exclaimed, staring at Night who shook her head. "No, I just want one! GIVE ME ONE!!!!" Nightmare yelled, leaping for the Dr.Pepper can. At that moment, Daydream came back in with the handbook. "I found it!" she shouted and then rolled her eyes at the sight in front of her. "I knew it would come sooner or later." Dream said. "What are you talking about?" Snow White asked, beginning to wonder if she should be scarred of Nightmare. Daydream sighed. "Nightmare's also a Dr.Pepper freak. Sorry Zip, should have warned you!" Ziptango stood up, still(amazingly) holding the Dr.Pepper can even though it's empty and the contents are all over her and Nightmare who is licking her fingers. "That would have been nice!" she yelled and stalked off to go change clothes. "DR.PEPPER!" Nightmare screeched happily and ran off for the kitchen. You could hear Ziptango turn around and run screaming at Nightmare. "MINE!!!!" Daydream tossed the Girl Scout handbook aside. "Never mind." She muttered and sat down on the couch to watch whatever was on TV. "Y'all are weird and insane." Danceingfae stated the obvious.
*Tomorrow morning at practice*
"WATCH OUT!" TygerofTheWynd screamed as she let a arrow loose from her crossbow. Immediately, everyone hit the floor. "Is it safe?" Splinter asked as she raised her head off the ground. "Yep!" Tyger exclaimed and pointed to the wall that her arrow was embedded in. "Nice one, Tyger." Muttered Raphael as he and Leo went back to sparring. Tyger beamed. "I know!" she said happily. Basically all the girls were asleep on their feet, having been woken up way earlier than they were used to. "Sleeeeppppp." LenniluvsBrian mumbled as she stretched out on the floor of the dojo. Sasami poked her with her sword. "Up and attem, LENNI!" Sasami yelled as loud as possible. Lenni flung a sai at her. "Die Sasami." She said in an aggravated tone and got up. "Wow, Sleeping Beauty awakes!" Danceingfae said with a grin. Lenni sighed and decided that she would just do katas all morning instead of actually sparing with anybody. Nightmare was busy trying to figure out how to get the blow dart to actually leave the tube. "AARRGGGHH!!" she roared and flung the weapon against the side of the dojo. "Why couldn't I have nunchuks?!" Night yelled. "Because, we didn't have anymore." Donatello supplied an answer and hurriedly blocked Mikey who he was sparring with. Nightmare grabbed the blow dart again and blowed as hard as possible. A small narrow needle-like thing shot out of the end and went whizzing across the dojo. "OWIE!!!!" Sss979 yelped. The dart had hit her in the leg. "OW! OW! OW!" she yelled, jumping around the dojo. "Hold still!" Leo told her and tried to grab the dart. Sss979 let out a scream and jumped away from him. "THAT HURTS!!!!" Nightmare just stared. "I'm sorry!" she shouted. Raphael grabbed Sss979 and held her as Leo yanked out the blow dart. Sighing, he handed it back to Nightmare. "Be more careful with those if you don't mind." He told the teenager who nodded.
Over in another corner, Mily and Hexadecimal were busy trying to spar. "Okay, if I go this way, you go that way, okay?" Hex said, motioning where to go with her hands. Mily nodded. "Okay." They began and immediately Mily went the wrong way. "MILY!" Hex yelled as a nunchuk hit her upside the head. Mily bit her lip. "Whoops, sorry Hex, I thought you said go this way." She stated. Hex shook her head. "No, I said for you to go this way, not that way." She said, pointing that way. Mily nodded slowly and got ready to go that way. They began again and Mily went that way, smacking into Hexadecimal. Hex blew up. "AAAHHH! Mily, I told you to go that way!!!" Hex yelled loudly. Mily shook her head. "Nuh-uh, you told me to go this way, not that way because that way was wrong, right? Or was I supposed to go that way which means this way is wrong which means that way is really right?" Mily said, confusing anyone that was listening. Hexadecimal sat down on a bench. "I have a headache." She muttered and began banging her head against the wall. "That's not going to help, is it?" Mily exclaimed and sat down beside the other confused person so they could be confused together. "So, next time I go that way and you go this way?" Mily asked Hex who held up a hand. "Shhhh. Quiet. Head hurts."
Daydream looked at the target that was half-way across the room. Sighing, she pulled back the arrow for the fiftieth time. Happily, she let go. The arrow fell to the ground three feet in front of the target. "AARRRGGGHHH!" Daydream yelled and went over to get the arrow again. She trotted back to her spot and notched the arrow again. "Please work." She muttered to the bow who wasn't cooperating. Once again, she let the arrow fly and it once again, fell to the ground. "WHY ME?!?!?!" Dream shouted and jumped up and down on her bow. Master Splinter stared at her. "That is not the way you use your weapon, young one." He said politely. Daydream picked up the bow and whirled around in the same motion. "Eh, hello Sensei." She mumbled and fiddled with the bow. Master Splinter took it from her. "This is how you shoot a bow, Daydream." He stated and positioned his body. He pointed the arrow at the target and let the notched arrow fly. It hit the dead center of the target. Daydream just gaped, unbelieving. "I WANNA DO THAT!" she yelled and took the bow from Master Splinter. Dream did everything that Sensei had done. She pointed at the target and was about to let go when, "WHATCHA DOING DAYDREAM?!" Snow White screamed at her for some unknown reason. Daydream turned around to look at Snow, but in doing this, the arrow flew off into populated areas. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" someone screamed loudly. Daydream closed her eyes and turned around to find out who she had killed. There was Ziptango, pointing at the wall where her plastic toy duck was pinned to the wall with Daydream's arrow. "MY DUCKY!!!" Ziptango screeched, trying to blow everyone's eardrums out. Daydream bit her lip to keep from laughing. "I'm sorry Zip, um, Snow startled me and I'm sorry!" Daydream tried to explain as she came over to them. Ziptango turned on her. "EVIL! YOU HAD IT OUT FOR MR.WET'UMS EVER SINCE CHRISTMAS DAY!!!" Ziptango roared at Dream who shook her head. "Nuh-uh!! I don't care about your plastic duck!" Dream stated. "HAHAHA! THAT'S SO FUNNY!" Raphielle exclaimed, pointing at Ziptango's now-deflated duck. "No it isn't!!!" Ziptango roared and tried to pull the arrow out of Mr.Wet'ums. Daydream took this time to run for her life. "RUN DAYDREAM RUN!" Tmnt-Punker yelled after her. "I'M GOINN' I'M GOINN'!" Daydream screamed. "Um, I believe we will call off practice early today." Master Splinter said as he looked around at the ruined dojo and damaged writers. Ziptango held Mr.Wet'ums to her. "He needs a doctor!" she wailed. Donny took the duck from her. "I believe I can fix it, come on Zip!" the two of them raced off to Donny's lab.
*Don's Lab (for Ziptango ^_^)*
Ziptango sniffled as Donny put Mr. Wet'ums on his work table. "Is he gonna be okay?" she asked Don who smiled. "Yes Zip, the duck will survive." He replied and went off in search of duck tape. Ziptango took this time to mess around, examining this chemical, sampling that one. Soon, Donatello returned with the duck task and was ready to fix Mr.Wet'ums. "Scissors." He demanded of Ziptango who quickly grabbed a pair of scissors and handed them to Don. "Scissors." She copied. "Hold." Don stated and held out the end of the tape to Zip. "Holding." She mimicked. Donny rolled his eyes but didn't say anything. He cut the tape and placed the cut-off piece over the hole Daydream's arrow had created. "Air." Donny said. Immediately, Ziptango moved away. "Air." She said. Donny shook his head. "No Zip, air as in I need to blow-up the duck so he'll float air." He told her and pointed at a tank of regular air(can you bottle that?!). Ziptango went over and grabbed one of them, hauling it back over to the work table. "Air." She replied. Donny grabbed a hose and proceeded to blow Mr.Wet'ums up. "Don't make him explode." Zip whispered unhappily. "I won't." Donny told her. After blowing the duck up, he asked Ziptango for one last thing. "Bucket of water." Ziptango gave him a quizzical look. "Why?" she asked. He grinned. "Flotation test." Ziptango ran off to the bathroom to get the water. "IN COMING!" she yelled as she pushed Splinter out of the way to get to the sink. "Hey!" Splinter exclaimed, wanting to hit her, but Zip was already gone with the bucket of water. "Weirdo." Splinter muttered and went back to brushing her hair. "I GOT IT!!!" Ziptango shouted as she came running back into Donatello's lab, sloshing water everywhere. "Hey, careful." Donny said, blocking his machinery from the evil watery water. LIQUID. BAD. "Sorry, I'll be careful." Ziptango stated and placed the bucket on the table. Carefully, Don lifted Mr.Wet'ums and put him into the bucket. Then he turned happily to Ziptango. "I fixed him." He said happily, proud of fixing the toy. Ziptango beamed at him. "YYYAAAYYY!!! YOU HEALED MR.WET'UMS!" Zip screeched and hugged Donny very tightly. "Uh, you're welcome Ziptango, but I need to have my head still on for later use." He muttered, prying Zip's arms from around his neck. "Oh, sorry. Hey, I got an idea, I'll rename Mr.Wet'ums! His name will now be Don the younger!" Ziptango said happily and hugged Don around his middle. "Don the Younger?" Don asked and sighed. "Whatever you say Zip." Ziptango flashed him a grin and bounced out of the lab. "Oh-kay, back to the big picture. How to get rid of girls. Man." Donny scowled at what he was supposed to be doing. "Nevermind." He exclaimed and went out into the living room where everyone else was sitting down, watching a football game.
"COWBOYS ROCK!" Raphael yelled at the screen. "Nuh-uh, the Gators are going to whoop their." Mikey started but got an angry glance from Mily. "Um, butts." "Hey," Daydream started, "Why don't they have a football team called The Elves? I would LOVE that team! And Leggie could be on it! Yay! No wait, Leggie can't be on it, he may hurt his little blonde head! NNOOOOO!! BAD!!!" Daydream ran out of the room to make sure her poster of Legolas was still in tact. Everyone shook their heads. "Mental insanity. Nothing new." Donatello said in diagnosis. "Is anything ever new around here?" Mily asked. "Dunno." Lenni said, hugging the cardboard cut-out of Brian what'shisname(DON'T HIT ME). Snow White bounced up and down on the couch. "I WANNA TACKLE SOMEBODY!!!" she screeched and jumped on top of Mike. "Oh great, she thinks she's a bird again." Mike muttered. Snowy shook her head. "No, I'm Wayne Gritsky (this is spelled wrong ^_^)!!!" Leonardo shook his head. "Hold it, that guys a hockey player." He stated. Snow's mouth formed an O. "That's okay, then I can hit people!!!" she exclaimed happily and proceeded to do so. "'nother case of mental insanity. Nothing new. Again." Donny said with a sigh and then ducked Snow White's evil hockey stick. "OW! Back off Snow, I'm not afraid to use my bo, you know!" He yelled at her. Hex's head shot up. "Hey, that rhymed!" she said. "I AM surrounded. There is no escape. I am going to cry." Raphael said and left to go to his room where he could remember when there was no fanfiction writer a.k.a. fangirls living in his home. Such a LONG time ago.
*Tmnt-Punker's letter*
While all this was going on, Tmnt-Punker was in her room, reading over the letter Leo had given her for the thousandth time. "Dear Punker," it started out. "How's it going? Oh wait, that's a stupid start, we live in the same house, hehe, I already know what you're doing. Um, how do I say this, um, should have asked Raph or Mike, they have to deal with this all the time." Tmnt-Punker grinned as she read the rest of it. "Um, is it okay if I like you too? Oh man, I'm not good at this at all!! Maybe we can go to the movies ALONE sometime. Without a bunch of annoying brothers or Fanfiction writers. Um, I don't now how to end ether, Leo. PS-Do NOT let anyone else see this!!" Tmnt-punker fell off the side of her blue blanketed bed. "HE likes ME." She sighed happily. "MEEEEEEE!!!" Punker screeched the end and lept up to grab her guitar. "Must write happy romance song!!!! INSPIRATION!!" she yelled loudly and began to find the right chord. (A/N: Happy now Punker? ^_^)
*More punishment for the bad girls ^_^*
"LLLALALALALALALALA!!!" Danceingfae sang as she danced around with the broom. It was now the cleaning part of the girls punishment. Raphielle stared at her. "You know Dance, if I didn't know better, I'd say you actually LIKED cleaning." Elle stated as she leaned on her vacuum cleaner. Danceingfae smiled. "Maybe I do." Elle pushed her vaccum cleaner over to Dance. "Here, you can do MY cleaning too." She exclaimed. Dance was about to protest when Punker's head appeared. "YAY! Dance is doing everyone's cleaning!" she yelled loudly. The other five girls appeared rapidly, all holding cleaning objects. "Here Dance, I've got weapons detail, but you can do it!" Hex exclaimed happily, thrusting a bottle of polish into Danceingfae's arms. "Uh." Dance started, but was cut off by Mily. "Oh yay! I wasn't looking forward to cleaning the bathrooms, thanks Danceingfae!" she exclaimed as she flung a toilet cleaner at Dance. "Yippee! No dusting for me!!!" Daydream sang and stuck her fluffy duster into Dance's pony- tail. "OUCH!" Dance yelled. "Sorry." Dream said and left. "Okay, since you're doing our chores, you can clean the dishes for me." Lenni said, pointing to the sink that was full of greasy dishes. Dance wrinkled up her nose. "No," she began again. "Thank you Dance, I HATE mopping floors." Punker handed the mop she was using to Dance whose arms were getting very full. "Wait a second." Dance stated. "GOODIE!" Ziptango flung a basket of clothes at Dance. "Thanks to you Dance, now I don't have to do everyone dirty laundry!" Ziptango screamed and ran off to Donny's lab. Danceingfae turned red with anger. "AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" she screamed in rage, flinging all cleaning supplies onto the ground. The scream broke on of the glass cups in the cabinet. "I AM NOT DOING EVERYONE'S CHORES!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOU LITTLE THICK EMPTY HEADS!!!!" she roared and stomped out of the room. Raphielle shook her head. "And she was in such a good mood." She muttered and grabbed her fallen vacuum cleaner. "I'M GOING TO GET YOU! ALL OF YOU!!!" Dancingfae's threat came ringing from her ballet decorated room. "Eeep." Mily squeaked and ran the other way.
OOOHHHHHH NNNOOOOO! THE WRATH OF DANCEINGFAE IS UPON US!! HOW WILL WE SURRVIVED?! How will I write the next chapter?! I must find a prank book!! Oh yeah, it snowed again down here, got two days out of school. And my cousin wrote a story, it's scary. She said I inspired her, but it's not my fault the rabid snow hobbits were after me yesterday!! Oh course, her story is about rabid snow MONKEYS. She has an obsession with monkeys, but it is about the Ninja Turtles. I think. It used to be at least. Okay, later y'all! MMAAAARRRSSSHHMMMAAALLLOOOWWSSSS!!!!!
HHHEEEEELLLLOOOOOO! Did everyone like driving with Daydream? I thought so! This chapter is going to be pretty strange since I PROMISED Ziptango to have a large part with Donatello and Tmnt-Punker wants me to tell her what's in that letter she got from Leo for Christmas. AND I WANT TO ANNOY PEOPLE!(Pause for a few days) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I JUST SAW THE DAREDEVIL COMMERCIAL AND THERE WAS A WOMAN ON THERE AND SHE WAS USING SAIS!!!! SAI! SAI! SAI! TWO OF EM'! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Sorry, just had to tell y'all that little bit of information. ^_^ Not that I like sais or anything. They belong to my archenemy! Sorta. Oh yeah and if you don't understand what we're in trouble for (LENNI), you should go look at Turtlemaniac Test. (grin)
The nine (I forgot myself in the other chapter) basically juvenile delinquents slowly trudged into Master Splinter's room. Daydream was in the lead, closely followed by Danceingfae who was a little white from fear. "We're in for it now." LenniluvsBrian whispered to Hexadecimal who nodded slightly. Master Splinter was sitting on a large purple pillow on the floor. He motioned for the girls to sit down, which they did in a sort of stiff manner. "I can explain!" Daydream piped up immediately. Master Splinter gave her a sidewise look. "You can?" he asked the girl who nodded. He went on. "You can explain why you left the lair without permission, told the entire world about me and my sons, and proceeded to make jokes about us? Can you explain that Daydream?" Daydream bit her lip to keep from crying. "Um, no." she said quietly. Master Splinter began his lecture. "You girls deliberately went against my rule to not to leave the lair. Then you went farther and walked all the way to the News Station and terrorized the staff and viewers! And you told them everything about my sons and I! What do you have to say for yourselves?!" Master Splinter demanded of them. "IT WAS DAYDREAM!" Nightmare yelled from outside where she and Snow White had their ears pressed against the door.
Master Splinter sighed. "Come in here Nightmare." The door opened slightly and Nightmare stepped in. "Hello." she mumbled. "What did you say about Daydream?" Splinter interrogated her. Nightmare shifted from foot to foot. "Um, nothing." Night stated, giving Daydream a I'm-sorry look. Daydream banged her head on the floor. Splinter scowled. "That is not what you said, child." His overly large ears twitched. "Tell me the truth." Nightmare bit her lip and then exploded. "It was Daydream's idea to go to the News Station! She told me her plan last night, but I didn't want to go because I wanted to eat some soap! I'M SORRY DAYDREAM!" Nightmare screeched. "Tattle- tail." Daydream muttered. Master Splinter nodded his head. "Thank you for that important information, Nightmare, but for telling on your friends, you will share the same punishment." He turned to the girls who were getting tired of sitting crossed-legged. They all held their breath, waiting for a verdict. "Here it comes!" Mily whispered to Tmnt-punker who sobbed. "And I didn't get to read the last part of my letter!" "Each one of you will have to put in one extra hour of practice time each day. Adding onto this will be extra chores, such as dusting the living room and polishing all weapons. And Daydream, as instigator of this escapade, you are grounded until further notice. That is all, you may go." Master Splinter waved the girls away as he finished. "But wait, Nightmare you need to stay. I want to tell you something."
They left the room with open mouths and sad faces. "That was harsh." Tmnt- Punker sighed as she sat down in font of the TV. "Yeah, what happened to those nice ten flips that you could finish in five minutes?!" Mily asked loudly and flipped back onto that Hello Kitty beanbag of hers. "How long is until further notice?" Daydream asked as she dropped down onto the couch. Raphael smirked. "A VERY long time." He said with enjoyment. Danceingfae smiled. "You would know, wouldn't you Raph?" Raph flung a pillow at her. Raphielle leaned her back against the couch. "I wonder who does what chores?" she wondered out loud. "No idea." Ziptango said, wandering off towards the kitchen in search of Dr.Pepper. "Caffeine is needed in such depressing times!" she stated and disappeared. "So, what exactly do you girls have to do?" Michelangelo asked, sorry that they had got in trouble. "Um, let's see, extra practice and chores, and oh yeah, Daydream's grounded." Hexadecimal informed everyone. Daydream sobbed. "And this is the last week of Lord Of The Rings! NO MORE ELF! And I was supposed to go rollerblading this weekend! IT'S NOT FAIR!" she cried, once again burying her head into a pillow. "We do have the first movie, you know." Dance stated. "But it's not the NEW one." Dream told her. "Great, now what do we do?" Mily asked, looking around at the messy lair. There were piles of half- eaten pizza, hair-dinkys, and Dr.Pepper cans that were compliments of SOMEONE. Also, standing in the corner was a life-size card board cut-out of Brian what'shisname(DON'T HIT ME). LenniluvsBrian immediately raced over and grabbed it. "HE CAN'T HAVE HIM!" she screamed and ran off to her bedroom. Everyone stared. Daydream looked up. "Hey Leo, why didn't you tell on me for almost killing everyone in the Turtlevan?" Leonardo shrugged. "I would have gotten into trouble for letting you drive and also Dance would have been punished for TELLING me that you could drive, which probably would have gotten me injured beyond repair and then you would also want to hurt me also so I decided against it." Leo told her in a very LONG wordy sentence. Hexadecimal grinned. "Why don't you just say, 'I wanted to save my butt.' Leo?" she asked happily. Leo scowled majorly at her. Tmnt-punker did too. "Leo's butt need's to be saved! It's cute!!!!" Punker exclaimed and then blushed. Leonardo turned as red as Raph's bandanna and sunk down in his arm-chair. At that moment, the door to Master Splinter's room opened.
Nightmare came out of Master Splinter's room slowly, as if regretting to leave. The minute Daydream saw her, Dream launched herself like a human missile. "YOU TOLD ON MEEEEEEE!" she screamed, crashing into Nightmare who yelped, "I DIDN'T MEAN TOO, IT JUST SLIPPED!!!!" Daydream was about to beat the snot out of Nightmare when Mikey and Leo pulled them apart. "No killing people Daydream, it's not nice." Mike stated as he tossed the furious fanfiction writer onto the couch that Sasami was sitting on. Daydream flashed Nightmare a fierce looking smile full of sharp teeth. Nightmare whimpered loudly. Leo placed Nightmare as far away from Daydream as possible, which was next to Snow White on the smaller of the two couches in the room. "Now what's with you two?" Leo asked. Dream glared at Night. "SHE TOLD ON ME!!!!" Night hung her head. "I already said I was sorry! What do you want me to do, swear on the Girl Scout handbook?!" Night yelled loudly. Daydream grinned evilly. "Yeah, why not? I'll go get the handbook!" Dream raced out of the room, headed for the bedroom that she and Nightmare shared. "She still has it?" Nightmare asked unbelievingly. The rest of the fanfiction girls took this time to ask Nightmare some questions. "Hey Nightmare, how far from Dream do you actually live?" Ziptango asked as she came back into living room with a Dr.Pepper can. Nightmare smiled. "Um, about seven minutes away if you're driving. Too close." She eyed the Dr.Pepper. "Hey, Zip, can I have one of those?" Night asked. Ziptango gave her a horrified look. "One of MY Dr.Peppers?! Are you insane?!" Zip exclaimed, staring at Night who shook her head. "No, I just want one! GIVE ME ONE!!!!" Nightmare yelled, leaping for the Dr.Pepper can. At that moment, Daydream came back in with the handbook. "I found it!" she shouted and then rolled her eyes at the sight in front of her. "I knew it would come sooner or later." Dream said. "What are you talking about?" Snow White asked, beginning to wonder if she should be scarred of Nightmare. Daydream sighed. "Nightmare's also a Dr.Pepper freak. Sorry Zip, should have warned you!" Ziptango stood up, still(amazingly) holding the Dr.Pepper can even though it's empty and the contents are all over her and Nightmare who is licking her fingers. "That would have been nice!" she yelled and stalked off to go change clothes. "DR.PEPPER!" Nightmare screeched happily and ran off for the kitchen. You could hear Ziptango turn around and run screaming at Nightmare. "MINE!!!!" Daydream tossed the Girl Scout handbook aside. "Never mind." She muttered and sat down on the couch to watch whatever was on TV. "Y'all are weird and insane." Danceingfae stated the obvious.
*Tomorrow morning at practice*
"WATCH OUT!" TygerofTheWynd screamed as she let a arrow loose from her crossbow. Immediately, everyone hit the floor. "Is it safe?" Splinter asked as she raised her head off the ground. "Yep!" Tyger exclaimed and pointed to the wall that her arrow was embedded in. "Nice one, Tyger." Muttered Raphael as he and Leo went back to sparring. Tyger beamed. "I know!" she said happily. Basically all the girls were asleep on their feet, having been woken up way earlier than they were used to. "Sleeeeppppp." LenniluvsBrian mumbled as she stretched out on the floor of the dojo. Sasami poked her with her sword. "Up and attem, LENNI!" Sasami yelled as loud as possible. Lenni flung a sai at her. "Die Sasami." She said in an aggravated tone and got up. "Wow, Sleeping Beauty awakes!" Danceingfae said with a grin. Lenni sighed and decided that she would just do katas all morning instead of actually sparing with anybody. Nightmare was busy trying to figure out how to get the blow dart to actually leave the tube. "AARRGGGHH!!" she roared and flung the weapon against the side of the dojo. "Why couldn't I have nunchuks?!" Night yelled. "Because, we didn't have anymore." Donatello supplied an answer and hurriedly blocked Mikey who he was sparring with. Nightmare grabbed the blow dart again and blowed as hard as possible. A small narrow needle-like thing shot out of the end and went whizzing across the dojo. "OWIE!!!!" Sss979 yelped. The dart had hit her in the leg. "OW! OW! OW!" she yelled, jumping around the dojo. "Hold still!" Leo told her and tried to grab the dart. Sss979 let out a scream and jumped away from him. "THAT HURTS!!!!" Nightmare just stared. "I'm sorry!" she shouted. Raphael grabbed Sss979 and held her as Leo yanked out the blow dart. Sighing, he handed it back to Nightmare. "Be more careful with those if you don't mind." He told the teenager who nodded.
Over in another corner, Mily and Hexadecimal were busy trying to spar. "Okay, if I go this way, you go that way, okay?" Hex said, motioning where to go with her hands. Mily nodded. "Okay." They began and immediately Mily went the wrong way. "MILY!" Hex yelled as a nunchuk hit her upside the head. Mily bit her lip. "Whoops, sorry Hex, I thought you said go this way." She stated. Hex shook her head. "No, I said for you to go this way, not that way." She said, pointing that way. Mily nodded slowly and got ready to go that way. They began again and Mily went that way, smacking into Hexadecimal. Hex blew up. "AAAHHH! Mily, I told you to go that way!!!" Hex yelled loudly. Mily shook her head. "Nuh-uh, you told me to go this way, not that way because that way was wrong, right? Or was I supposed to go that way which means this way is wrong which means that way is really right?" Mily said, confusing anyone that was listening. Hexadecimal sat down on a bench. "I have a headache." She muttered and began banging her head against the wall. "That's not going to help, is it?" Mily exclaimed and sat down beside the other confused person so they could be confused together. "So, next time I go that way and you go this way?" Mily asked Hex who held up a hand. "Shhhh. Quiet. Head hurts."
Daydream looked at the target that was half-way across the room. Sighing, she pulled back the arrow for the fiftieth time. Happily, she let go. The arrow fell to the ground three feet in front of the target. "AARRRGGGHHH!" Daydream yelled and went over to get the arrow again. She trotted back to her spot and notched the arrow again. "Please work." She muttered to the bow who wasn't cooperating. Once again, she let the arrow fly and it once again, fell to the ground. "WHY ME?!?!?!" Dream shouted and jumped up and down on her bow. Master Splinter stared at her. "That is not the way you use your weapon, young one." He said politely. Daydream picked up the bow and whirled around in the same motion. "Eh, hello Sensei." She mumbled and fiddled with the bow. Master Splinter took it from her. "This is how you shoot a bow, Daydream." He stated and positioned his body. He pointed the arrow at the target and let the notched arrow fly. It hit the dead center of the target. Daydream just gaped, unbelieving. "I WANNA DO THAT!" she yelled and took the bow from Master Splinter. Dream did everything that Sensei had done. She pointed at the target and was about to let go when, "WHATCHA DOING DAYDREAM?!" Snow White screamed at her for some unknown reason. Daydream turned around to look at Snow, but in doing this, the arrow flew off into populated areas. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" someone screamed loudly. Daydream closed her eyes and turned around to find out who she had killed. There was Ziptango, pointing at the wall where her plastic toy duck was pinned to the wall with Daydream's arrow. "MY DUCKY!!!" Ziptango screeched, trying to blow everyone's eardrums out. Daydream bit her lip to keep from laughing. "I'm sorry Zip, um, Snow startled me and I'm sorry!" Daydream tried to explain as she came over to them. Ziptango turned on her. "EVIL! YOU HAD IT OUT FOR MR.WET'UMS EVER SINCE CHRISTMAS DAY!!!" Ziptango roared at Dream who shook her head. "Nuh-uh!! I don't care about your plastic duck!" Dream stated. "HAHAHA! THAT'S SO FUNNY!" Raphielle exclaimed, pointing at Ziptango's now-deflated duck. "No it isn't!!!" Ziptango roared and tried to pull the arrow out of Mr.Wet'ums. Daydream took this time to run for her life. "RUN DAYDREAM RUN!" Tmnt-Punker yelled after her. "I'M GOINN' I'M GOINN'!" Daydream screamed. "Um, I believe we will call off practice early today." Master Splinter said as he looked around at the ruined dojo and damaged writers. Ziptango held Mr.Wet'ums to her. "He needs a doctor!" she wailed. Donny took the duck from her. "I believe I can fix it, come on Zip!" the two of them raced off to Donny's lab.
*Don's Lab (for Ziptango ^_^)*
Ziptango sniffled as Donny put Mr. Wet'ums on his work table. "Is he gonna be okay?" she asked Don who smiled. "Yes Zip, the duck will survive." He replied and went off in search of duck tape. Ziptango took this time to mess around, examining this chemical, sampling that one. Soon, Donatello returned with the duck task and was ready to fix Mr.Wet'ums. "Scissors." He demanded of Ziptango who quickly grabbed a pair of scissors and handed them to Don. "Scissors." She copied. "Hold." Don stated and held out the end of the tape to Zip. "Holding." She mimicked. Donny rolled his eyes but didn't say anything. He cut the tape and placed the cut-off piece over the hole Daydream's arrow had created. "Air." Donny said. Immediately, Ziptango moved away. "Air." She said. Donny shook his head. "No Zip, air as in I need to blow-up the duck so he'll float air." He told her and pointed at a tank of regular air(can you bottle that?!). Ziptango went over and grabbed one of them, hauling it back over to the work table. "Air." She replied. Donny grabbed a hose and proceeded to blow Mr.Wet'ums up. "Don't make him explode." Zip whispered unhappily. "I won't." Donny told her. After blowing the duck up, he asked Ziptango for one last thing. "Bucket of water." Ziptango gave him a quizzical look. "Why?" she asked. He grinned. "Flotation test." Ziptango ran off to the bathroom to get the water. "IN COMING!" she yelled as she pushed Splinter out of the way to get to the sink. "Hey!" Splinter exclaimed, wanting to hit her, but Zip was already gone with the bucket of water. "Weirdo." Splinter muttered and went back to brushing her hair. "I GOT IT!!!" Ziptango shouted as she came running back into Donatello's lab, sloshing water everywhere. "Hey, careful." Donny said, blocking his machinery from the evil watery water. LIQUID. BAD. "Sorry, I'll be careful." Ziptango stated and placed the bucket on the table. Carefully, Don lifted Mr.Wet'ums and put him into the bucket. Then he turned happily to Ziptango. "I fixed him." He said happily, proud of fixing the toy. Ziptango beamed at him. "YYYAAAYYY!!! YOU HEALED MR.WET'UMS!" Zip screeched and hugged Donny very tightly. "Uh, you're welcome Ziptango, but I need to have my head still on for later use." He muttered, prying Zip's arms from around his neck. "Oh, sorry. Hey, I got an idea, I'll rename Mr.Wet'ums! His name will now be Don the younger!" Ziptango said happily and hugged Don around his middle. "Don the Younger?" Don asked and sighed. "Whatever you say Zip." Ziptango flashed him a grin and bounced out of the lab. "Oh-kay, back to the big picture. How to get rid of girls. Man." Donny scowled at what he was supposed to be doing. "Nevermind." He exclaimed and went out into the living room where everyone else was sitting down, watching a football game.
"COWBOYS ROCK!" Raphael yelled at the screen. "Nuh-uh, the Gators are going to whoop their." Mikey started but got an angry glance from Mily. "Um, butts." "Hey," Daydream started, "Why don't they have a football team called The Elves? I would LOVE that team! And Leggie could be on it! Yay! No wait, Leggie can't be on it, he may hurt his little blonde head! NNOOOOO!! BAD!!!" Daydream ran out of the room to make sure her poster of Legolas was still in tact. Everyone shook their heads. "Mental insanity. Nothing new." Donatello said in diagnosis. "Is anything ever new around here?" Mily asked. "Dunno." Lenni said, hugging the cardboard cut-out of Brian what'shisname(DON'T HIT ME). Snow White bounced up and down on the couch. "I WANNA TACKLE SOMEBODY!!!" she screeched and jumped on top of Mike. "Oh great, she thinks she's a bird again." Mike muttered. Snowy shook her head. "No, I'm Wayne Gritsky (this is spelled wrong ^_^)!!!" Leonardo shook his head. "Hold it, that guys a hockey player." He stated. Snow's mouth formed an O. "That's okay, then I can hit people!!!" she exclaimed happily and proceeded to do so. "'nother case of mental insanity. Nothing new. Again." Donny said with a sigh and then ducked Snow White's evil hockey stick. "OW! Back off Snow, I'm not afraid to use my bo, you know!" He yelled at her. Hex's head shot up. "Hey, that rhymed!" she said. "I AM surrounded. There is no escape. I am going to cry." Raphael said and left to go to his room where he could remember when there was no fanfiction writer a.k.a. fangirls living in his home. Such a LONG time ago.
*Tmnt-Punker's letter*
While all this was going on, Tmnt-Punker was in her room, reading over the letter Leo had given her for the thousandth time. "Dear Punker," it started out. "How's it going? Oh wait, that's a stupid start, we live in the same house, hehe, I already know what you're doing. Um, how do I say this, um, should have asked Raph or Mike, they have to deal with this all the time." Tmnt-Punker grinned as she read the rest of it. "Um, is it okay if I like you too? Oh man, I'm not good at this at all!! Maybe we can go to the movies ALONE sometime. Without a bunch of annoying brothers or Fanfiction writers. Um, I don't now how to end ether, Leo. PS-Do NOT let anyone else see this!!" Tmnt-punker fell off the side of her blue blanketed bed. "HE likes ME." She sighed happily. "MEEEEEEE!!!" Punker screeched the end and lept up to grab her guitar. "Must write happy romance song!!!! INSPIRATION!!" she yelled loudly and began to find the right chord. (A/N: Happy now Punker? ^_^)
*More punishment for the bad girls ^_^*
"LLLALALALALALALALA!!!" Danceingfae sang as she danced around with the broom. It was now the cleaning part of the girls punishment. Raphielle stared at her. "You know Dance, if I didn't know better, I'd say you actually LIKED cleaning." Elle stated as she leaned on her vacuum cleaner. Danceingfae smiled. "Maybe I do." Elle pushed her vaccum cleaner over to Dance. "Here, you can do MY cleaning too." She exclaimed. Dance was about to protest when Punker's head appeared. "YAY! Dance is doing everyone's cleaning!" she yelled loudly. The other five girls appeared rapidly, all holding cleaning objects. "Here Dance, I've got weapons detail, but you can do it!" Hex exclaimed happily, thrusting a bottle of polish into Danceingfae's arms. "Uh." Dance started, but was cut off by Mily. "Oh yay! I wasn't looking forward to cleaning the bathrooms, thanks Danceingfae!" she exclaimed as she flung a toilet cleaner at Dance. "Yippee! No dusting for me!!!" Daydream sang and stuck her fluffy duster into Dance's pony- tail. "OUCH!" Dance yelled. "Sorry." Dream said and left. "Okay, since you're doing our chores, you can clean the dishes for me." Lenni said, pointing to the sink that was full of greasy dishes. Dance wrinkled up her nose. "No," she began again. "Thank you Dance, I HATE mopping floors." Punker handed the mop she was using to Dance whose arms were getting very full. "Wait a second." Dance stated. "GOODIE!" Ziptango flung a basket of clothes at Dance. "Thanks to you Dance, now I don't have to do everyone dirty laundry!" Ziptango screamed and ran off to Donny's lab. Danceingfae turned red with anger. "AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" she screamed in rage, flinging all cleaning supplies onto the ground. The scream broke on of the glass cups in the cabinet. "I AM NOT DOING EVERYONE'S CHORES!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOU LITTLE THICK EMPTY HEADS!!!!" she roared and stomped out of the room. Raphielle shook her head. "And she was in such a good mood." She muttered and grabbed her fallen vacuum cleaner. "I'M GOING TO GET YOU! ALL OF YOU!!!" Dancingfae's threat came ringing from her ballet decorated room. "Eeep." Mily squeaked and ran the other way.
OOOHHHHHH NNNOOOOO! THE WRATH OF DANCEINGFAE IS UPON US!! HOW WILL WE SURRVIVED?! How will I write the next chapter?! I must find a prank book!! Oh yeah, it snowed again down here, got two days out of school. And my cousin wrote a story, it's scary. She said I inspired her, but it's not my fault the rabid snow hobbits were after me yesterday!! Oh course, her story is about rabid snow MONKEYS. She has an obsession with monkeys, but it is about the Ninja Turtles. I think. It used to be at least. Okay, later y'all! MMAAAARRRSSSHHMMMAAALLLOOOWWSSSS!!!!!