Disclaimer: (stares at the word disclaimer) DANG IT, I AM TIRED OF DOING
THIS!!!! (fumes for a few minutes and then calms down) Okay, I'm okay,
EVERYTHING'S OKIE DOKIE! Nah, might as well say it, I don't own the Ninja
Turtles. (sighs heavily) Okay, I'm finished ranting.
Here's the next chapter. I took Splinter and Sss979 out because they never reviewed. I couldn't think of anything to do with them anyway, I don't know them like I know the rest of you. That could be a bad thing in y'alls case.^_^
"SAY CHEESE!" Danceingfae yelled as she took a picture of LenniluvsBrian drooling on her pillow. Lenni woke up and rubbed her eyes. "OW! Dance, gimme that camera!" she screamed, reaching mindlessly for it. Danceingfae grinned and held it above the confused writer's head. "No way, this is revenge for yesterday!" she exclaimed, rushing out of the room before Lenni could get her wits about her. With a maniacal giggle, the oldest fanfiction writer bounded down the hall, looking for her next victim. Seeing that Ziptango's door was slightly ajar, Dance's grin only intensified in its mischievousness. Pushing the door open even more, Dance crept silently into Zip's extremely purple room. It looked like someone had set up a shrine to Donatello in there. Brandishing her camera that she had gotten for Christmas, Dance turned the flash on. She couldn't believe her luck; Ziptango was bowing before a table that had a laptop on it. On the laptop was an enlarged picture of Donatello with a brilliant smile on his face. Ziptango was now getting up and caressing the picture. "Do you really like my pj's Donny? Oh thank you, they're a lovely purple, like your bandana!" she said, grinning at the picture. Dance raised the camera as Zip leaned closer to the laptop. "What's that, you want a kiss? Oh alright Don, but just one." Ziptango puckered her lips and then pressed them to the computer screen. At that very moment, Dance took her picture. "SAY CHEESE!!!" "What in the?!" In confusion, Ziptango whirled to look at her and knocked the laptop off the desk in the process. It crashed to the floor, exploding into a million pieces. Zip stared at it in horror and then turned to Danceingfae. "You murdered Donny...wait, gimme that camera! DANCE!!! GIVE IT!!!" Ziptango screamed, making a flying leap for the evil camera. Dance let out a scream and ran back out the door, shutting it behind her. She decided to lay low for a while, hoping that she could catch somebody else in the act later on in the day.
Living Room
"I'm tired." Raphielle mumbled, lying face down on the couch. "I'M NOT!!" a hyper Daydream screamed as she danced on a game Mily had bought at the mall. "IhadthreecupsofmegachocolatemilkthismorningandI'mgoingtoblowupwithallthisca ffeine!!!!!!" she shouted rapidly at the top of her lungs and jumped off the game and onto the arm chair. "WowthatwasfunwhatdoIdonow? IguessIcouldgogetsomemorechocolatemilk, yeahthatsoundsgood!!!!" Daydream flew from the room and back into the kitchen. Raphael walked out of the kitchen when the short writer ran past. Dream turned her smiling face to him. "MorningRaphwhat'suphadanychocolatelatelybecauseIhave!!!" she greeted him quickly and attacked the refriderator. "Whoa, what's her problem now?" Raph asked, sitting down on the couch that Raphielle wasn't on. "The usual." Elle replied in a sigh. A sudden wailing noise began to sound, followed by an equally loud yell. Suddenly, a girl fell from the ceiling, right onto Raph's lap. "WHAT THE?!?!?!" Raph yelled and leapt up, which caused the girl to fall to the ground. "Hello, where am I?" the girl asked calmly. Elle gave Raph a look. A scream from the kitchen alerted the two Raphs that yet another somebody had arrived. Raphael left Elle to deal with the new girl who was looking around wide-eyed. "WHERE are YOU going?!" Raphielle asked angrily. "To ask myself why." Raph replied, heading off down the hall to his room.
In the kitchen, Daydream was battling it out with a boy who was trying to steal her chocolate milk. "GIVE ME IT!!!" Dream screeched, tugging on the jug. "EGOR WANT!!!" the little dude shouted back, tugging on the other end. Nightmare, Michelangelo, Mily, Snow White, Donatello and Sasami were watching the spectacle. "Get her, short person!" Donny yelled, goading him on. Everyone gave him a blank look. "So, I can dream, can't I?" Don asked happily. Suddenly, the chocolate milk flew into the air, drenching Daydream and the little dude in the sticky liquid. "AAAHHHHHH!! IT KILLED MY CHOCOLATE MILK!!!" Daydream screamed and pointed at the boy who was licking the milk off the floor. "What is he, anyway?" Mily asked, staring at the short dude too. "Egor, don't do that, it's impolite." The new girl exclaimed, hands on hips as she glared at the so-called Egor. He looked up at her with milk dripping off his chin. "Egor likes! Egor want more! Kiki give me MORE!!" Egor yelled angrily and stamped his foot. The girl he had called Kiki shook her head. "No way, no more chocolate." She took the now empty milk jug and handed it back to Daydream who's bottom lip was trembling. "W-w-w-where's my chocolate MILK?!?!?!" she screamed loudly. "Where do you think? IT'S GONE!" Nightmare said with a devilish smile, grabbing the jug from her and shaking it up and down. Dream scowled and punched Night in the shoulder. "Shut up, evil one!"
Kiki shook her head slowly as she looked at Egor who was now bouncing off the walls to the amusement of Michelangelo. "Wow, he is definitely worse than Daydream!" Mike exclaimed, staring at Egor who jumped off the side of the wall and into Snow White's cereal bowl. "Hey, watch it!!!" shouted Snow, angry that an outside force had destroyed her Coco Puffs. Egor grinned at her. "Egor think you pretty." He stated happily. Snow White leaned closer to Mikey. "Save me." She whispered in his ear. Mikey smiled. "Not now, maybe later." Snow White scowled and tipped his chair over. He crashed to the ground. "HAHAHAHAHA!!" Donny laughed uncontrollably. All the Mikey-lovers gave him evil looks. Sasami grinned and then turned to the new girl. "Waffles?" she asked, holding out a plate of them. Kiki shook her head. "No, I'm too busy chasing after Egor to eat now. Thank you whoever you are for letting him drink the entire jug!" she exclaimed, turning to a pouting Daydream. Daydream looked up with a frown. "It's not like I WANTED it to drink MY chocolate milk!!" she stated angrily. Kiki turned on her. "He is not an IT, He is a HE!" Daydream rolled her eyes. "Whatever you say." She turned to look for a towel to wipe the chocolate milk off of her. "SAY CHEESE!!" A sudden flash made Dream reel backwards. "OW! MY EYES!!" Daydream cried, rubbing her eyes with her hands. Danceingfae giggled and ran out of the kitchen. "I like cheese!" Nightmare exclaimed happily, looking around for cheese. "Owie!" Daydream whimpered and stumbled out of the kitchen and towards her room. "Hey wait up!" Night called, and went after her. Kiki looked at everyone. "Um, hello!" she exclaimed. "Hi." They replied.
Raphielle had sacked herself out on the couch, sprawled all over the place as she tried to get some more sleep before practice started. Dance grinned that evil grin of hers and walked over to Raph. Silently, Dance put a huge pink hairbow in Elle's hair and put one of Mily's Hello Kitty stuffies under her arm. After that, she stepped back and turned the flash on. Dance's war cry sounded as she took the picture. "SAY CHEESE!!!" Raphielle looked up at Dance with unfocused eyes. "Wha?" she asked absentmindedly. Dance fled before Elle could figure out what was going on. Raphielle put a hand up to smooth out her reacquired bedhead. Her eyes grew wide when her hand hit the hairbow. Tugging it out, Elle stared at the offending thing. "What is going on?!" she asked angrily, noticing the Hello Kitty that had fallen to the floor when she woke up. "MILY!!" Elle screamed, jumping up from the couch and storming into the kitchen. Mily looked up from her pancake just as Elle smacked it away. "I was EATING that!" Mily exclaimed, giving Elle a what-is-with-you look. Elle glared the confused writer. "I can't believe you put a bow in my hair and put one of your Hello Kitty things under my arm!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!?!" Elle's voice rose in a crescendo. "Ooooo!!" came from the other authors, Mikey, and Donny. Mily gave the fuming girl a blank look. "Raphielle, what the HECK are you talking about?" Raphielle shook the Hello Kitty stuffed animal in front of Mily's face. Then she dunked it into Sasami's glass of milk. "Ewww, ELLE!!" Sasami wailed, lamenting over her poor milk. Raphielle glared hard at everyone and then stalked out of the room, ignoring the thoroughly confused look Mily was giving her. Kiki's eyes were wide. "How many people live here?" she asked Donny who shrugged. "I lost track at five." He said with a grin. Kiki nodded. "Okay, so where do I sleep?" Mikey pointed to the door. "Go find Master Splinter." He told Kiki who took Egor by the hand. "Come on Egor, let's go find Master Splinter." "Egor no want go, Egor want stay!" Egor exclaimed and tried to get back to Snow White who hid behind Mikey. Kiki dragged him out of the room. "COME ON EGOR!"
Mi turned to the other writers. "What is her problem?" she asked and then realized where Hello Kitty was. "AAAHH!! KITTY!!" Mily screamed and leapt for the toy, pulling out of Sasami's now depleted milk. Sasami looked into her milk, looked at Mily, and then looked back to the milk. Sighed, Sasami walked over to the sink and poured the rest of the milk down the drain. After that, she turned and around (with another sigh) and headed out of the kitchen. "Where are you going?" asked Mikey, looking at her. Sasami turned around. "To the dojo, I'm really really BORED!!" she said and stomped off towards the dojo. Don looked around the kitchen. "Where's Ziptango? She's usually bothering me right about now." He said, getting up from the table. Everybody left in the kitchen shrugged. "Dunno, why?" asked Mikey with a grin. Donny shrugged. "I guess I'm used to her now." As he spoke those words, Zip came into the kitchen and went over to the refriderator. She flung it open and reached for where the Dr.Pepper usually was. Going wide- eyed, Zip stood straight up and stared at everyone in the room. "Who took them?" she hissed, glaring death at them all. "What?" asked Snow White, confused. Ziiptango walked over and shook her back and forth. "MY DR.PEPPER IS GONE, WHERE IS IT?!?!" Zip screamed in a wild tone. "Oh! I dunno." Snow told her as she escaped the panicked girl's grip. Ziptango ran over to Donny. "HELP ME!!!" she screamed. Don nodded, not knowing of anything else he could do. "Yeah sure, let's go to the store." Don said and grabbed the keys to the Turtlevan. Ziptango smiled and followed him out the door. "Oookay, I'm going back to bed. Now." Mikey said and left the kitchen, leaving Snow White and Mily alone. "Uh, what just happened?" Snowy asked, looking at Mily. Mily shook her head. "I have no idea." She handed Snow White the cereal box. "Hungry?"
In her room, Hexadecimal searched frantically for her sais. "Where are they?!" she yelled to no one. Hex tossed the clothes out of her closet as she searched through it for the sais. Giving up, she flung herself on her bed, not minding the clothes that were all over her room. "My sai!!!" whimpered Hex, burying her head in her pillow. "SAY CHEESE!!" Dance's happy voice yelled. Hex looked up in time to have the camera light flash into her eyes. "Dance!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" Hexadecimal roared angrily, leaping up from the bed and chasing Danceingfae out of her room. Sighing, Hex headed back to her room and found that her sai had been under her pillow the whole time. "MY SAI!!" she screamed and hugged them to her. At this time, Master Splinter walked by and looked into her room. "Hexadecimal, your room is a pigsty, you shall clean it after practice!" he ordered and then continued on to the dojo. Hex groaned. "Aw man!" she exclaimed, grabbed her sais and headed for the dojo.
After Morning Practice
TMNT-Punker flopped onto the couch next to Leonardo. "So what's on?" she asked, looking at the TV. Leo shrugged. "Um, I don't know Punker, nothing." He said and began channel surfing. Punker sighed and grabbed her guitar. "I want to play a song!" she exclaimed. Leo groaned and buried his head in the couch. TMNT-Punker began to tune the guitar. Suddenly, four of the strings broke and flew upwards. "AAAHHHH!! MY GUITAR!!" Punker yelled, grabbing the strings. "Nonononono!!!" she yelled. Leo jumped up from the couch. "What?! What is it? What's WRONG?!" he asked, confused. TMNT-Punker gave him her guitar. "It BROKE!! WAAAAHHHH!!" "SAY CHEESE!!" Dance yelled as she jumped out of the hall and took Punker's picture. TMNT-Punker fell backwards onto Leo, breaking her guitar in two. "Oops." Dance said and then ran back down the hall. Punker go off Leo and stared at her now broken guitar. "AAAAHHHH!!" she roared, lamenting over the guitar. Leonardo looked to where Dance had disappeared. "What has gotten into her?" he asked himself, starching his head. "My guitar!!" cried Punker hugging the two pieces. Leo sighed and grabbed her by the hand. "Come on Punker, if we start now, maybe we can get back from the music store before evening practice." He said, pulling her towards the door. TMNT-Punker looked at him. "The music store?" she questioned. Leo tossed Punker her coat. "Yes, you want it fixed, don't you?" he said with a smile. Punker nodded wordlessly and followed him out of the lair.
Danceingfae crept down the hall silently, heading towards the last person on her list of victims. Veering to the right, Dance stood in front of Mily's room, holding her camera tightly in front of her. Inside her room, Mily was standing in front of her mirror, trying on as many clothes as possible. At the moment, she had on one blue sock, one red sock, a yellow skirt with pink polka, and a brown three-quarter length. To finish this off, Mily was wearing a pair of orange and green tennis shoes. "This definitely DOES NOT match!" she exclaimed, shaking her head. To her horror, the door flew open and Danceingfae jumped in with her camera. "SAY CHEESE!!!" Dance screamed and snapped Mily's picture. Mily rubbed her eyes as spots appeared in front of her. "DANCE, IF ANYONE EVER SEES THAT!!!" she screeched, lunging for Dance who jumped out of Mily's reach and raced once again down the hall and now out of the lair. Mily quickly slammed the door shut and changed clothes to a white t-shirt and a pair of pink pants. After changing, she headed towards the living room where everyone had congregated.
"Dance broke my computer!" wailed Ziptango, punching a pillow to relieve her anger. Donny grinned. "But I fixed it!" he told everyone, pointing to the revived laptop that was sitting on the edge of the table. TygerOfTheWynd walked into the room and yawned. "What time is it?" she asked and bumped into the table. The laptop fell off and smashed onto the ground for the second time that day. Ziptango just stared and then leaned into Donny and sobbed. "Oops." Tyger said and sat down beside Raph on the couch. TMNT-Punker and Leo came walking into the lair and took off their coats. "She BROKE my guitar!" Punker exclaimed, walking over to the group. Leo shook his head. "Technically, you fell into me and broke it." He said. Punker glared at him. "Um, but it was Dance's fault." He put in, sitting down in an armchair. Mily flopped down in her beanbag chair. Sitting beside her was a confused Kiki who was wondering what was going on. "I wanna watch The Lord Of The Rings!" Daydream suddenly piped in, leaping at the TV. Raph pushed her back down. "Not now, sporadic one." "So what are we gonna do about Dance?" asked Raphielle, figuring out that it had been Dance and not Mily that had put the bow in her hair. "Tie her up and throw her in the closet till Doomsday?" suggested LenniluvsBrian evilly. Mikey shook his head. "No way, she's go crazy on you! Not that that would be a bad thing." Mike trailed off. Lenni punched him in the shoulder. Mike grinned. "Ow, that REALLY hurt." He said with a fake moan. Lenni rolled her eyes. Nightmare sighed. "I'm bored and I don't understand why y'all are mad at Dance!" she exclaimed, waving her arms around. The girls who had had their pictures taken stared at her blankly. "She took embarrassing pictures of us!!!" They yelled in unison. Nightmare held up her hands in peace. "Okay, okay, no reason to bite MY head off!" she said and sat back down beside Daydream. "So, what do we do with Danceingfae?" asked Punker. "Wait till she gets home and then we'll figure it out." Replied Hexadecimal, fingering a sai with an evil grin on her face. "Just don't kill her, Master Splinter would go ballistic!" Leonardo pleaded. "No promises." Mily growled, twirling a nunchuck. "Oh great, killer writers on the loose. TAKE COVER!!" yelled Mikey, diving under the couch. Giggles from authors.
Later that night when Dance returns
"Hello, anybody home?" Danceingfae called as she stepped into the lair, a packet of pictures in her hand. The darkness of the lair made her skin crawl. "Where is everybody?" Dance asked as she made her way to the living room. "I now you guys are in here, you can't have all left at the same time!" she yelled, switching on the light. It didn't come on. Frantically, Dance flipped it back and forth. "Argh, Don turn the lights on NOW!" she roared, stamping her foot. The lights flew on and Dance screamed as the victimized writers rushed at her. Mily tackled her and Hex grabbed the packet of photos. "You shall PAY!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. Tyger, Night, Snow, Sasami, Kiki, and Egor stared as Dance was attacked. "I don't understand." Tyger sighed. "You were asleep all day." Sasami stated. Suddenly, Dance's camera flew through the air, headed straight for the wall. Mikey jumped and caught it before it could crash. "ZIP!!" he yelled, holding the camera above Zip and TMNT-Punker's heads. "Darn you MICHELANGELO!!!" screeched Ziptango, jumping to reach the camera. Hex pulled open the photos and began to rummage through them. Suddenly, she let out a laugh. "HAHAHAH!! LOOK AT THIS!!" she roared, holding the picture up high. It was the one of Daydream covered in milk with a bewildered look on her face. Dream scowled and crossed her arms. "I don't see what's so funny." She hissed. Mikey grabbed her by the shoulders. "Ya gotta be kidding me, I thought you loved humor!" he stated, taking the picture and shoving it into Daydream's hand. "I DO!! I LOVE IT!! HUMOR RULES!!" Dream shouted, appalled at the idea of her not loving humor. "Well, give your picture a try!" Mikey told her. Dream rolled her eyes and looked at the picture. Her face broke out in a grin. "Hehehe, I guess it is pretty funny. I think it catches my good side!" Daydream giggled. Even though they weren't happy with Dance, the pranked writers laughed at their own pictures and screamed at the others. "So, am I forgiven?" asked Dance, grinning with hope. "Yeah, just no more PICTURES!!!"
Hehehe, stupid ending!! I couldn't help it, needed to end it. Next chapter will be um sometime! Somewhere! I don't know when, I've got other stories too.like the mutant authors one.hehehe, it'll get updated again at some point of time.
Here's the next chapter. I took Splinter and Sss979 out because they never reviewed. I couldn't think of anything to do with them anyway, I don't know them like I know the rest of you. That could be a bad thing in y'alls case.^_^
"SAY CHEESE!" Danceingfae yelled as she took a picture of LenniluvsBrian drooling on her pillow. Lenni woke up and rubbed her eyes. "OW! Dance, gimme that camera!" she screamed, reaching mindlessly for it. Danceingfae grinned and held it above the confused writer's head. "No way, this is revenge for yesterday!" she exclaimed, rushing out of the room before Lenni could get her wits about her. With a maniacal giggle, the oldest fanfiction writer bounded down the hall, looking for her next victim. Seeing that Ziptango's door was slightly ajar, Dance's grin only intensified in its mischievousness. Pushing the door open even more, Dance crept silently into Zip's extremely purple room. It looked like someone had set up a shrine to Donatello in there. Brandishing her camera that she had gotten for Christmas, Dance turned the flash on. She couldn't believe her luck; Ziptango was bowing before a table that had a laptop on it. On the laptop was an enlarged picture of Donatello with a brilliant smile on his face. Ziptango was now getting up and caressing the picture. "Do you really like my pj's Donny? Oh thank you, they're a lovely purple, like your bandana!" she said, grinning at the picture. Dance raised the camera as Zip leaned closer to the laptop. "What's that, you want a kiss? Oh alright Don, but just one." Ziptango puckered her lips and then pressed them to the computer screen. At that very moment, Dance took her picture. "SAY CHEESE!!!" "What in the?!" In confusion, Ziptango whirled to look at her and knocked the laptop off the desk in the process. It crashed to the floor, exploding into a million pieces. Zip stared at it in horror and then turned to Danceingfae. "You murdered Donny...wait, gimme that camera! DANCE!!! GIVE IT!!!" Ziptango screamed, making a flying leap for the evil camera. Dance let out a scream and ran back out the door, shutting it behind her. She decided to lay low for a while, hoping that she could catch somebody else in the act later on in the day.
Living Room
"I'm tired." Raphielle mumbled, lying face down on the couch. "I'M NOT!!" a hyper Daydream screamed as she danced on a game Mily had bought at the mall. "IhadthreecupsofmegachocolatemilkthismorningandI'mgoingtoblowupwithallthisca ffeine!!!!!!" she shouted rapidly at the top of her lungs and jumped off the game and onto the arm chair. "WowthatwasfunwhatdoIdonow? IguessIcouldgogetsomemorechocolatemilk, yeahthatsoundsgood!!!!" Daydream flew from the room and back into the kitchen. Raphael walked out of the kitchen when the short writer ran past. Dream turned her smiling face to him. "MorningRaphwhat'suphadanychocolatelatelybecauseIhave!!!" she greeted him quickly and attacked the refriderator. "Whoa, what's her problem now?" Raph asked, sitting down on the couch that Raphielle wasn't on. "The usual." Elle replied in a sigh. A sudden wailing noise began to sound, followed by an equally loud yell. Suddenly, a girl fell from the ceiling, right onto Raph's lap. "WHAT THE?!?!?!" Raph yelled and leapt up, which caused the girl to fall to the ground. "Hello, where am I?" the girl asked calmly. Elle gave Raph a look. A scream from the kitchen alerted the two Raphs that yet another somebody had arrived. Raphael left Elle to deal with the new girl who was looking around wide-eyed. "WHERE are YOU going?!" Raphielle asked angrily. "To ask myself why." Raph replied, heading off down the hall to his room.
In the kitchen, Daydream was battling it out with a boy who was trying to steal her chocolate milk. "GIVE ME IT!!!" Dream screeched, tugging on the jug. "EGOR WANT!!!" the little dude shouted back, tugging on the other end. Nightmare, Michelangelo, Mily, Snow White, Donatello and Sasami were watching the spectacle. "Get her, short person!" Donny yelled, goading him on. Everyone gave him a blank look. "So, I can dream, can't I?" Don asked happily. Suddenly, the chocolate milk flew into the air, drenching Daydream and the little dude in the sticky liquid. "AAAHHHHHH!! IT KILLED MY CHOCOLATE MILK!!!" Daydream screamed and pointed at the boy who was licking the milk off the floor. "What is he, anyway?" Mily asked, staring at the short dude too. "Egor, don't do that, it's impolite." The new girl exclaimed, hands on hips as she glared at the so-called Egor. He looked up at her with milk dripping off his chin. "Egor likes! Egor want more! Kiki give me MORE!!" Egor yelled angrily and stamped his foot. The girl he had called Kiki shook her head. "No way, no more chocolate." She took the now empty milk jug and handed it back to Daydream who's bottom lip was trembling. "W-w-w-where's my chocolate MILK?!?!?!" she screamed loudly. "Where do you think? IT'S GONE!" Nightmare said with a devilish smile, grabbing the jug from her and shaking it up and down. Dream scowled and punched Night in the shoulder. "Shut up, evil one!"
Kiki shook her head slowly as she looked at Egor who was now bouncing off the walls to the amusement of Michelangelo. "Wow, he is definitely worse than Daydream!" Mike exclaimed, staring at Egor who jumped off the side of the wall and into Snow White's cereal bowl. "Hey, watch it!!!" shouted Snow, angry that an outside force had destroyed her Coco Puffs. Egor grinned at her. "Egor think you pretty." He stated happily. Snow White leaned closer to Mikey. "Save me." She whispered in his ear. Mikey smiled. "Not now, maybe later." Snow White scowled and tipped his chair over. He crashed to the ground. "HAHAHAHAHA!!" Donny laughed uncontrollably. All the Mikey-lovers gave him evil looks. Sasami grinned and then turned to the new girl. "Waffles?" she asked, holding out a plate of them. Kiki shook her head. "No, I'm too busy chasing after Egor to eat now. Thank you whoever you are for letting him drink the entire jug!" she exclaimed, turning to a pouting Daydream. Daydream looked up with a frown. "It's not like I WANTED it to drink MY chocolate milk!!" she stated angrily. Kiki turned on her. "He is not an IT, He is a HE!" Daydream rolled her eyes. "Whatever you say." She turned to look for a towel to wipe the chocolate milk off of her. "SAY CHEESE!!" A sudden flash made Dream reel backwards. "OW! MY EYES!!" Daydream cried, rubbing her eyes with her hands. Danceingfae giggled and ran out of the kitchen. "I like cheese!" Nightmare exclaimed happily, looking around for cheese. "Owie!" Daydream whimpered and stumbled out of the kitchen and towards her room. "Hey wait up!" Night called, and went after her. Kiki looked at everyone. "Um, hello!" she exclaimed. "Hi." They replied.
Raphielle had sacked herself out on the couch, sprawled all over the place as she tried to get some more sleep before practice started. Dance grinned that evil grin of hers and walked over to Raph. Silently, Dance put a huge pink hairbow in Elle's hair and put one of Mily's Hello Kitty stuffies under her arm. After that, she stepped back and turned the flash on. Dance's war cry sounded as she took the picture. "SAY CHEESE!!!" Raphielle looked up at Dance with unfocused eyes. "Wha?" she asked absentmindedly. Dance fled before Elle could figure out what was going on. Raphielle put a hand up to smooth out her reacquired bedhead. Her eyes grew wide when her hand hit the hairbow. Tugging it out, Elle stared at the offending thing. "What is going on?!" she asked angrily, noticing the Hello Kitty that had fallen to the floor when she woke up. "MILY!!" Elle screamed, jumping up from the couch and storming into the kitchen. Mily looked up from her pancake just as Elle smacked it away. "I was EATING that!" Mily exclaimed, giving Elle a what-is-with-you look. Elle glared the confused writer. "I can't believe you put a bow in my hair and put one of your Hello Kitty things under my arm!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!?!" Elle's voice rose in a crescendo. "Ooooo!!" came from the other authors, Mikey, and Donny. Mily gave the fuming girl a blank look. "Raphielle, what the HECK are you talking about?" Raphielle shook the Hello Kitty stuffed animal in front of Mily's face. Then she dunked it into Sasami's glass of milk. "Ewww, ELLE!!" Sasami wailed, lamenting over her poor milk. Raphielle glared hard at everyone and then stalked out of the room, ignoring the thoroughly confused look Mily was giving her. Kiki's eyes were wide. "How many people live here?" she asked Donny who shrugged. "I lost track at five." He said with a grin. Kiki nodded. "Okay, so where do I sleep?" Mikey pointed to the door. "Go find Master Splinter." He told Kiki who took Egor by the hand. "Come on Egor, let's go find Master Splinter." "Egor no want go, Egor want stay!" Egor exclaimed and tried to get back to Snow White who hid behind Mikey. Kiki dragged him out of the room. "COME ON EGOR!"
Mi turned to the other writers. "What is her problem?" she asked and then realized where Hello Kitty was. "AAAHH!! KITTY!!" Mily screamed and leapt for the toy, pulling out of Sasami's now depleted milk. Sasami looked into her milk, looked at Mily, and then looked back to the milk. Sighed, Sasami walked over to the sink and poured the rest of the milk down the drain. After that, she turned and around (with another sigh) and headed out of the kitchen. "Where are you going?" asked Mikey, looking at her. Sasami turned around. "To the dojo, I'm really really BORED!!" she said and stomped off towards the dojo. Don looked around the kitchen. "Where's Ziptango? She's usually bothering me right about now." He said, getting up from the table. Everybody left in the kitchen shrugged. "Dunno, why?" asked Mikey with a grin. Donny shrugged. "I guess I'm used to her now." As he spoke those words, Zip came into the kitchen and went over to the refriderator. She flung it open and reached for where the Dr.Pepper usually was. Going wide- eyed, Zip stood straight up and stared at everyone in the room. "Who took them?" she hissed, glaring death at them all. "What?" asked Snow White, confused. Ziiptango walked over and shook her back and forth. "MY DR.PEPPER IS GONE, WHERE IS IT?!?!" Zip screamed in a wild tone. "Oh! I dunno." Snow told her as she escaped the panicked girl's grip. Ziptango ran over to Donny. "HELP ME!!!" she screamed. Don nodded, not knowing of anything else he could do. "Yeah sure, let's go to the store." Don said and grabbed the keys to the Turtlevan. Ziptango smiled and followed him out the door. "Oookay, I'm going back to bed. Now." Mikey said and left the kitchen, leaving Snow White and Mily alone. "Uh, what just happened?" Snowy asked, looking at Mily. Mily shook her head. "I have no idea." She handed Snow White the cereal box. "Hungry?"
In her room, Hexadecimal searched frantically for her sais. "Where are they?!" she yelled to no one. Hex tossed the clothes out of her closet as she searched through it for the sais. Giving up, she flung herself on her bed, not minding the clothes that were all over her room. "My sai!!!" whimpered Hex, burying her head in her pillow. "SAY CHEESE!!" Dance's happy voice yelled. Hex looked up in time to have the camera light flash into her eyes. "Dance!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" Hexadecimal roared angrily, leaping up from the bed and chasing Danceingfae out of her room. Sighing, Hex headed back to her room and found that her sai had been under her pillow the whole time. "MY SAI!!" she screamed and hugged them to her. At this time, Master Splinter walked by and looked into her room. "Hexadecimal, your room is a pigsty, you shall clean it after practice!" he ordered and then continued on to the dojo. Hex groaned. "Aw man!" she exclaimed, grabbed her sais and headed for the dojo.
After Morning Practice
TMNT-Punker flopped onto the couch next to Leonardo. "So what's on?" she asked, looking at the TV. Leo shrugged. "Um, I don't know Punker, nothing." He said and began channel surfing. Punker sighed and grabbed her guitar. "I want to play a song!" she exclaimed. Leo groaned and buried his head in the couch. TMNT-Punker began to tune the guitar. Suddenly, four of the strings broke and flew upwards. "AAAHHHH!! MY GUITAR!!" Punker yelled, grabbing the strings. "Nonononono!!!" she yelled. Leo jumped up from the couch. "What?! What is it? What's WRONG?!" he asked, confused. TMNT-Punker gave him her guitar. "It BROKE!! WAAAAHHHH!!" "SAY CHEESE!!" Dance yelled as she jumped out of the hall and took Punker's picture. TMNT-Punker fell backwards onto Leo, breaking her guitar in two. "Oops." Dance said and then ran back down the hall. Punker go off Leo and stared at her now broken guitar. "AAAAHHHH!!" she roared, lamenting over the guitar. Leonardo looked to where Dance had disappeared. "What has gotten into her?" he asked himself, starching his head. "My guitar!!" cried Punker hugging the two pieces. Leo sighed and grabbed her by the hand. "Come on Punker, if we start now, maybe we can get back from the music store before evening practice." He said, pulling her towards the door. TMNT-Punker looked at him. "The music store?" she questioned. Leo tossed Punker her coat. "Yes, you want it fixed, don't you?" he said with a smile. Punker nodded wordlessly and followed him out of the lair.
Danceingfae crept down the hall silently, heading towards the last person on her list of victims. Veering to the right, Dance stood in front of Mily's room, holding her camera tightly in front of her. Inside her room, Mily was standing in front of her mirror, trying on as many clothes as possible. At the moment, she had on one blue sock, one red sock, a yellow skirt with pink polka, and a brown three-quarter length. To finish this off, Mily was wearing a pair of orange and green tennis shoes. "This definitely DOES NOT match!" she exclaimed, shaking her head. To her horror, the door flew open and Danceingfae jumped in with her camera. "SAY CHEESE!!!" Dance screamed and snapped Mily's picture. Mily rubbed her eyes as spots appeared in front of her. "DANCE, IF ANYONE EVER SEES THAT!!!" she screeched, lunging for Dance who jumped out of Mily's reach and raced once again down the hall and now out of the lair. Mily quickly slammed the door shut and changed clothes to a white t-shirt and a pair of pink pants. After changing, she headed towards the living room where everyone had congregated.
"Dance broke my computer!" wailed Ziptango, punching a pillow to relieve her anger. Donny grinned. "But I fixed it!" he told everyone, pointing to the revived laptop that was sitting on the edge of the table. TygerOfTheWynd walked into the room and yawned. "What time is it?" she asked and bumped into the table. The laptop fell off and smashed onto the ground for the second time that day. Ziptango just stared and then leaned into Donny and sobbed. "Oops." Tyger said and sat down beside Raph on the couch. TMNT-Punker and Leo came walking into the lair and took off their coats. "She BROKE my guitar!" Punker exclaimed, walking over to the group. Leo shook his head. "Technically, you fell into me and broke it." He said. Punker glared at him. "Um, but it was Dance's fault." He put in, sitting down in an armchair. Mily flopped down in her beanbag chair. Sitting beside her was a confused Kiki who was wondering what was going on. "I wanna watch The Lord Of The Rings!" Daydream suddenly piped in, leaping at the TV. Raph pushed her back down. "Not now, sporadic one." "So what are we gonna do about Dance?" asked Raphielle, figuring out that it had been Dance and not Mily that had put the bow in her hair. "Tie her up and throw her in the closet till Doomsday?" suggested LenniluvsBrian evilly. Mikey shook his head. "No way, she's go crazy on you! Not that that would be a bad thing." Mike trailed off. Lenni punched him in the shoulder. Mike grinned. "Ow, that REALLY hurt." He said with a fake moan. Lenni rolled her eyes. Nightmare sighed. "I'm bored and I don't understand why y'all are mad at Dance!" she exclaimed, waving her arms around. The girls who had had their pictures taken stared at her blankly. "She took embarrassing pictures of us!!!" They yelled in unison. Nightmare held up her hands in peace. "Okay, okay, no reason to bite MY head off!" she said and sat back down beside Daydream. "So, what do we do with Danceingfae?" asked Punker. "Wait till she gets home and then we'll figure it out." Replied Hexadecimal, fingering a sai with an evil grin on her face. "Just don't kill her, Master Splinter would go ballistic!" Leonardo pleaded. "No promises." Mily growled, twirling a nunchuck. "Oh great, killer writers on the loose. TAKE COVER!!" yelled Mikey, diving under the couch. Giggles from authors.
Later that night when Dance returns
"Hello, anybody home?" Danceingfae called as she stepped into the lair, a packet of pictures in her hand. The darkness of the lair made her skin crawl. "Where is everybody?" Dance asked as she made her way to the living room. "I now you guys are in here, you can't have all left at the same time!" she yelled, switching on the light. It didn't come on. Frantically, Dance flipped it back and forth. "Argh, Don turn the lights on NOW!" she roared, stamping her foot. The lights flew on and Dance screamed as the victimized writers rushed at her. Mily tackled her and Hex grabbed the packet of photos. "You shall PAY!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. Tyger, Night, Snow, Sasami, Kiki, and Egor stared as Dance was attacked. "I don't understand." Tyger sighed. "You were asleep all day." Sasami stated. Suddenly, Dance's camera flew through the air, headed straight for the wall. Mikey jumped and caught it before it could crash. "ZIP!!" he yelled, holding the camera above Zip and TMNT-Punker's heads. "Darn you MICHELANGELO!!!" screeched Ziptango, jumping to reach the camera. Hex pulled open the photos and began to rummage through them. Suddenly, she let out a laugh. "HAHAHAH!! LOOK AT THIS!!" she roared, holding the picture up high. It was the one of Daydream covered in milk with a bewildered look on her face. Dream scowled and crossed her arms. "I don't see what's so funny." She hissed. Mikey grabbed her by the shoulders. "Ya gotta be kidding me, I thought you loved humor!" he stated, taking the picture and shoving it into Daydream's hand. "I DO!! I LOVE IT!! HUMOR RULES!!" Dream shouted, appalled at the idea of her not loving humor. "Well, give your picture a try!" Mikey told her. Dream rolled her eyes and looked at the picture. Her face broke out in a grin. "Hehehe, I guess it is pretty funny. I think it catches my good side!" Daydream giggled. Even though they weren't happy with Dance, the pranked writers laughed at their own pictures and screamed at the others. "So, am I forgiven?" asked Dance, grinning with hope. "Yeah, just no more PICTURES!!!"
Hehehe, stupid ending!! I couldn't help it, needed to end it. Next chapter will be um sometime! Somewhere! I don't know when, I've got other stories too.like the mutant authors one.hehehe, it'll get updated again at some point of time.