Mmkay. Here I am! Back with the... REWRITTEN SEVENTH CHAPTER!? O_O
Erm... yes, I have horrible writer's block. -_-;
It soooks. o_O
SO. I have decided to do something USEFUL, and change a few thingies here. Not much, some spelling, a few details... it won't be very noticeable. So, yeah...
Fffft. People have yet to tell me how to make bold and italic writing! How dare thee!? A plague upon your pig herds!! oO;;
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but Rin ((myself)), and Rei. Oh, and this muffin. Ah... wait... no, not anymore. o_o; Oh, and you may have noticed that in this fic, I included my self as an Irken Rebel. Well, I would like to disclaim that as well. I am, in reality, 100% supportive of the Invasion and the Irken Empire.
Bow down before the Irken Race, pitiful humans!! O_O
On with the fic!!
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Chapter Seven-
Purple stumbled into the Resistance HQ and dropped his load onto the couch. Rin followed suit. She sat down on the floor, exhausted.
"Whoooo! Those two are heavy for such small thingies!!"
Purple looked at her blankly. "Rin, they feel heavy because you are CHUBBY." He then proceeded to poking her shoulder repeatedly. "Heh heh... SQUISHEH...."
"Stooop poooking meeee!!!" she yelled in annoyance.
"Mmkay."
"What is this odd obssession people have with poking either my arms or my head!? What!? Huh? Huh!? HUH?!?"
Purple ignored Rin's rantings as he deactivated his holographic disguise. He sighed lighty and looked at Rin, who was still ranting, with his large, angular purple eyes.
"Rin, if you haven't forgotten, we still have the small problem that is the Irken Soldier laying on our couch."
Rin smirked lightly. "A VERY small problem indeed... I am surprised those discriminative Irken bastards let him join."
Purple nodded as he propped Zim up on many pillows.
"He looks familiar, doesn't he?"
"We probably saw him on Devastis, during our training, maybe...?"
"Hmmm.... maybe..." Purple trailed off, reaching for Zim's wig. He pulled it off and stared in shock. Rin stared as well. Both Irkens just stood there, staring at the 3-foot wonder in front of them. They where both speechless.
Finally, Rin spoke.
"....Zim?"
"But.... it... can't... BE...."
Rin walked over to the other side of the room, deactivating her disguise on the way. She swung around, and stared at Purple with her angular, dark red eyes.
"There must be a simple explination! This makes no sense! I distinctly saw Zim and Rei walk THE OPPOSITE way from the movie theater! I saw them! I did! Purple, you saw them too! I did, you did! WE ALL DID! HOW CAN THIS BE ZIM!?!"
Purple stared at her, getting an odd, slightly frightened look in his eyes. Rin seemed to be getting into one of her, 'moods' again...
"SO, EITHER ZIM OR ZIM IS AN IMPOSTER!!! MY BRAIN HUUUURTS!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! I DON'T, I REEEEALLY DON'T!!! I DON'T! I... DOOOON'T!!!!"
"Rin?"
Rin stopped and looked towards the door at the newcomers. "ZIM?!?!"
She looked quickly from Zim on the couch in his Invader uniform, to Zim next to the doorway, arm in arm with Rei, who looked just as bewildered as anyone. Rin suddenly ran towards the stove, opened it, and hoppped in.
"I'LL BE IN MY ROOM! YOU DEAL WITH THIS!!!"
Zim, Purple, and Rei stared at the stove blankly.
"...Erm... so, Purple, what's up?" Rei asked, sounding as if she'd rather not know.
Purple looked at Rei and pointed at the couch, still too shocked to say anything.
Rei walked over to the couch, and stared in awe.
"Zim... do you have a clone you never told us about?"
Zim joined Rei next to the couch, as they all gawked at Zim, who was now beginning to move around slowly, barely waking up. This fact seemed to register in Zim's mind, so he quickly walked towards the kitchen and brought back some duct tape, which he then used to bind Zim's arms and legs toghether so he wouldn't attack... or whatever clones did.
"What do we do?" Purple asked, uncertaintly. This had never happened before, anywhere, not like this.
Zim sat down, sighing wearily. "What is there to do? Wait until he wakes up, I guess. Question him. I'd say we have a good 5 minutes left before he regains conciousness. Meanwhile, tell me exactly what happened, Purple."
Purple sat down next to Zim, and began.
"Basically, we ran into this frantic human girl on the way here, and she led us to an alley where there where two unconcious humans, and this Irken here. Then, we brought them out for closer inspection, and the humans discovered that he was of alien origin. We have been found out by two humans and the Irken Empire, apparently. So now we're here. Like this. Confused... so very confused! I thought they didn't know Earth existed! How did they find us out? Why did they send a clone here?? WHY A CLONE?!?! WHY DO IT!? WHY?!?!"
Purple twitched lightly, then turned to Zim. "And that is what happened!" He finished proudly.
Rei grinned. "Well, on the bright side, Zim, you look HOT in a uniform!"
Zim stared at her, eyes wide. Purple got a slightly disgusted look on his face. After an awkward silence, Zim spoke is a quiet voice.
"What?"
Rei laughed out loud. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I'm just kidding... Well, no, not really, you really look sexy," Purple then took this opportunity to squeak in shock and disgust. "but, I like you just the way you are!" Rei finished.
Zim stared at her. "Uhh... okay..."
"Don't feel threatened, Zimmy-Poo! I LOVE you, remember?"
Zim grinned and walked over to her, hugging her. "I love you too, Rei..."
"AAAAAAAAAHH!!!" Purple screamed in horror. He put his hands up to his eyes, screaming, "IT BURNS!! IT BUUUUUURNS!!!"
Zim and Rei seemed about to say something to Purple, when suddenly, Purple's sreams where interrupted by another sound, another voice.
"WHERE AM I!?! WHO ARE YOU?!?! WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO THE MIGHTY ZIIIM?!?!?!"
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Mmkay. Well, I hope that one was better. oO;
Hm... it says that there are 24 reviews... yet I only see... 22... odd...
Ah well. Review, and the curse that was put upon your pig herds in the beginning of this chapter shall be lifted! ^^
Erm... yes, I have horrible writer's block. -_-;
It soooks. o_O
SO. I have decided to do something USEFUL, and change a few thingies here. Not much, some spelling, a few details... it won't be very noticeable. So, yeah...
Fffft. People have yet to tell me how to make bold and italic writing! How dare thee!? A plague upon your pig herds!! oO;;
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but Rin ((myself)), and Rei. Oh, and this muffin. Ah... wait... no, not anymore. o_o; Oh, and you may have noticed that in this fic, I included my self as an Irken Rebel. Well, I would like to disclaim that as well. I am, in reality, 100% supportive of the Invasion and the Irken Empire.
Bow down before the Irken Race, pitiful humans!! O_O
On with the fic!!
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Chapter Seven-
Purple stumbled into the Resistance HQ and dropped his load onto the couch. Rin followed suit. She sat down on the floor, exhausted.
"Whoooo! Those two are heavy for such small thingies!!"
Purple looked at her blankly. "Rin, they feel heavy because you are CHUBBY." He then proceeded to poking her shoulder repeatedly. "Heh heh... SQUISHEH...."
"Stooop poooking meeee!!!" she yelled in annoyance.
"Mmkay."
"What is this odd obssession people have with poking either my arms or my head!? What!? Huh? Huh!? HUH?!?"
Purple ignored Rin's rantings as he deactivated his holographic disguise. He sighed lighty and looked at Rin, who was still ranting, with his large, angular purple eyes.
"Rin, if you haven't forgotten, we still have the small problem that is the Irken Soldier laying on our couch."
Rin smirked lightly. "A VERY small problem indeed... I am surprised those discriminative Irken bastards let him join."
Purple nodded as he propped Zim up on many pillows.
"He looks familiar, doesn't he?"
"We probably saw him on Devastis, during our training, maybe...?"
"Hmmm.... maybe..." Purple trailed off, reaching for Zim's wig. He pulled it off and stared in shock. Rin stared as well. Both Irkens just stood there, staring at the 3-foot wonder in front of them. They where both speechless.
Finally, Rin spoke.
"....Zim?"
"But.... it... can't... BE...."
Rin walked over to the other side of the room, deactivating her disguise on the way. She swung around, and stared at Purple with her angular, dark red eyes.
"There must be a simple explination! This makes no sense! I distinctly saw Zim and Rei walk THE OPPOSITE way from the movie theater! I saw them! I did! Purple, you saw them too! I did, you did! WE ALL DID! HOW CAN THIS BE ZIM!?!"
Purple stared at her, getting an odd, slightly frightened look in his eyes. Rin seemed to be getting into one of her, 'moods' again...
"SO, EITHER ZIM OR ZIM IS AN IMPOSTER!!! MY BRAIN HUUUURTS!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! I DON'T, I REEEEALLY DON'T!!! I DON'T! I... DOOOON'T!!!!"
"Rin?"
Rin stopped and looked towards the door at the newcomers. "ZIM?!?!"
She looked quickly from Zim on the couch in his Invader uniform, to Zim next to the doorway, arm in arm with Rei, who looked just as bewildered as anyone. Rin suddenly ran towards the stove, opened it, and hoppped in.
"I'LL BE IN MY ROOM! YOU DEAL WITH THIS!!!"
Zim, Purple, and Rei stared at the stove blankly.
"...Erm... so, Purple, what's up?" Rei asked, sounding as if she'd rather not know.
Purple looked at Rei and pointed at the couch, still too shocked to say anything.
Rei walked over to the couch, and stared in awe.
"Zim... do you have a clone you never told us about?"
Zim joined Rei next to the couch, as they all gawked at Zim, who was now beginning to move around slowly, barely waking up. This fact seemed to register in Zim's mind, so he quickly walked towards the kitchen and brought back some duct tape, which he then used to bind Zim's arms and legs toghether so he wouldn't attack... or whatever clones did.
"What do we do?" Purple asked, uncertaintly. This had never happened before, anywhere, not like this.
Zim sat down, sighing wearily. "What is there to do? Wait until he wakes up, I guess. Question him. I'd say we have a good 5 minutes left before he regains conciousness. Meanwhile, tell me exactly what happened, Purple."
Purple sat down next to Zim, and began.
"Basically, we ran into this frantic human girl on the way here, and she led us to an alley where there where two unconcious humans, and this Irken here. Then, we brought them out for closer inspection, and the humans discovered that he was of alien origin. We have been found out by two humans and the Irken Empire, apparently. So now we're here. Like this. Confused... so very confused! I thought they didn't know Earth existed! How did they find us out? Why did they send a clone here?? WHY A CLONE?!?! WHY DO IT!? WHY?!?!"
Purple twitched lightly, then turned to Zim. "And that is what happened!" He finished proudly.
Rei grinned. "Well, on the bright side, Zim, you look HOT in a uniform!"
Zim stared at her, eyes wide. Purple got a slightly disgusted look on his face. After an awkward silence, Zim spoke is a quiet voice.
"What?"
Rei laughed out loud. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I'm just kidding... Well, no, not really, you really look sexy," Purple then took this opportunity to squeak in shock and disgust. "but, I like you just the way you are!" Rei finished.
Zim stared at her. "Uhh... okay..."
"Don't feel threatened, Zimmy-Poo! I LOVE you, remember?"
Zim grinned and walked over to her, hugging her. "I love you too, Rei..."
"AAAAAAAAAHH!!!" Purple screamed in horror. He put his hands up to his eyes, screaming, "IT BURNS!! IT BUUUUUURNS!!!"
Zim and Rei seemed about to say something to Purple, when suddenly, Purple's sreams where interrupted by another sound, another voice.
"WHERE AM I!?! WHO ARE YOU?!?! WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO THE MIGHTY ZIIIM?!?!?!"
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Mmkay. Well, I hope that one was better. oO;
Hm... it says that there are 24 reviews... yet I only see... 22... odd...
Ah well. Review, and the curse that was put upon your pig herds in the beginning of this chapter shall be lifted! ^^