Disclaimer: grins I OWN THEM, THEY ARE MINE!!! MINE MINE MINE!!! stares
at shocked faces What, I was only talking about the potato warriors from
Venus that wear yellow bikinis with pink bows and their counterparts the
shudder DISHTOWELS!!!! ^_^ I don't own the TMNT if anyone's wondering!
grins I don't know WHY you'd be wondering that..I'm only fifteen.they came
out a while before me..^_^
I am going to TRY and finish this!! It's bugging me that I have basically
never finished a fic. looks annoyed I keep starting new ones! ^_^ This one
will get finished though!! MUST FINISH!!!! ^_^ starts typing
Kiki sat down on the couch with a sigh. Everything was new to her, the yelling, the bickering, the never-ending fights between fangirls. And not to mention the pranks that seemed endless, but everyone participated in them. Fortunately, Kiki herself had not had one pulled on her yet, but she had a feeling that it would be coming soon. Her one quiet moment was shattered as TMNT-Punker and TygerOfTheWynd came bounding through the lair door with a couple of pizza boxes under their arms. "On no." Kiki muttered. As if by magic, Michelangelo was immediately there, bouncing up and down like a little kid at Christmas. "PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. Punker and Tyger groaned. "Mike! These are ours!" Tyger told him, holding her boxes above her and the turtle's head. Mikey made a sad face. "But Tyger, you have three boxes and Punker has five, just let me have um, four slices and I might leave you alone!" Four heads popped out of the dojo, grins etched into their faces. "Did someone mention pizza?" asked Danceingfae, licking her lips. "PPPPPPIIIIIZZZZAAAA!!!" Daydream screamed, flying out of the dojo, flinging her bow and arrows aside and tackling TMNT- Punker who, in turn, yelled in anger. "NNOOO!! MINE!!!!" Mily and Nightmare, the other two people in the dojo, immediately came sprinting out also. "PIZZA!!!" Mily screeched at the top of her lungs. On the other hand, Nightmare roared, "CHOCOLATE COVERED CHEESE!!", at the top of HER lungs and looked around for some eagerly. Danceingfae followed, giving Nightmare a strange look. "Ooookay." Tyger and Punker exchanged exasperated looks. "These are OUR pizzas! WE bought them with OUR money!" Tyger exclaimed in a pouting manner as Mily and Dance flung open one of the boxes. "We'll pay ya back Tyger, we always do." Dance replied. Seeing the pizza, Kiki decided that she wanted some.
"Can I have some?" she asked politely. Punker flung Daydream away from her and clung onto the two remaining boxes she had. Daydream had already liberated her of three of them. "MMMMIIINNNEEE!!!" she screeched, raced down the hall, and locked herself in the bathroom. With a scream, Tyger fled the room also, clinging to her own two boxes. Daydream, Nightmare, Mikey, Danceingfae, Mily, and Kiki were left with four boxes of pizza. Exchanging looks of brutality, the six of them glanced wantingly (it's not a word, but oh well ^_^) at the four boxes. "Okay, let's do this in a sensible fashion." Mikey stated in a sophisticated tone. The girls looked at him, to the pizza boxes, back to Mikey, back to pizza boxes. "MIIIIIIIIIINE!!", was the simultaneous battle cry as the girls launched themselves at the boxes. With lightening fast movements, the boxes were in the air above Mikey's head, held up there with his own well-muscled arms (I couldn't help it! ^_^). "I mean it, we are going to do this in a civilized way!" he ordered even as Nightmare tried to tackle him. Mikey made his way over to the couch and sat the boxes down on the coffee table. "Now, how should we do this?" he asked. His four fangirls gave him looks while Kiki rolled her eyes. "I think he has finally cracked!" Kiki exclaimed. "He's acting like Don or Leo!" Dance yelped, staring at Michelangelo who was slightly confused. Daydream made a cross with her fingers, as if she was warding off a vampire. "Evil smartness!" she hissed. Mily took this time to try and snag a pizza box, but was hit by Nightmare. "I don't get any, you DEFINITELY don't get any!" the younger girl stated. Mily stuck out her tongue. Mikey gave them all a blank look and looked down at the pizzas. "Any ideas?" he asked, still looking blank. Kiki smiled smugly. "I've got one."
Mily took in a gulp of air as she walked into Master Splinter's room. The mutant rat looked up at the teenager as she walked in. "Yes, Mily?" Mily smiled weakly. "Ummm, hi Master Splinter." She said quietly. Master Splinter raised an eyebrow. "Did you need anything?" Mily nodded. "Uh, yeah, I need a aqua-marine Guatemalan howler monkey with yellow spiked hair." After saying this, Mily took a slip of paper out of her jeans pocket and read off a few more things. "I am also in desperate need of two and five-quarters rolls of junkyard-scented yellow toilet paper with black flower trim, a used-up purple striped notebook with the words 'I am in a watermelon and I like it' written on the front, I need a un-readable collection of Social Studies book from the school PS 123, and three eight foot nine and three-quarter inch guys named Mortimer Jameson Kelp Comrade Blankenship. Uh, that's all Master Splinter." Master Splinter gave her a strange look and nodded. "I will keep these in mind, but you would be more likely to get them if you wrote them down on the weekly grocery list." He told her, smiling a little bit. Mily blushed. "Thank you Sensei." She said and ran out of the room. Master Splinter shook his head and began to do some Japanese calligraphy.
"That was embarrassing!" Mily stated, walking in and flopping back down on the couch. Daydream grinned at her. "Not to embarrassing!" she said, her grin widening when Mily scowled at her. "Your turn." Daydream squeaked and looked towards Kiki for her instructions. "Nice idea Kiki, playing out dares until someone does a big enough dare to win the pizza!!!" Dance exclaimed. Kiki did a semi bow and Daydream left the room.
Daydream knocked on the outside of LenniluvsBrian's room. "Hello, Lenni? You in here?" she asked, pushing the door open. Nobody was there. "Yay." Dream whispered to herself and made her way over to Lenni's dresser. Once there, Daydream dug around, pulling out every single piece of clothing she could find. She tossed all of these on the bed. After finishing this, Daydream took everything she could find off the shelves, also tossing these on the bed. Taking Lenni's sais off the wall, Daydream tossed them onto the bedspread. Striping the room of every single spec of ANYTHING, Dream picked up the I-Love-Brian bedspread and sheets, tugging them and everything out of Lenni's room. Hurriedly, Daydream rushed down the hall, dragging Lenni's stuff behind her. Coming to Snow White's room, she knocked, praying silently that no one was there. When no one answered, Dream pushed open the door and shoved all of Lenni's stuff in the door and then trying to stuff it under Snow's bed. Succeeding in getting everything under the bed, Daydream raced away back to the pizza group.
"I can't wait till Lenni gets home!" Daydream exclaimed, looking smug. Mikey rolled his eyes. "You better hope she doesn't figure out that it was you!" he exclaimed with a laugh, envisioning the anger of the Raph fangirl. Daydream nodded sheepishly. "Where is everyone, anyway?" Nightmare asked, looking around at the basically empty lair. "The movies, walking, Leo's training with TMNT-Punker now because I just saw the two of them go into the dojo, I think Raph took Hex and Raphaella out on the motorcycle, and Donny and Zip are in Donny's lab working on the computer." Danceingfae informed the younger girl who gave her a look. "How come you know, but I don't?!" Dance shrugged. "So, whose turn is it now?" Mily asked, looking around at the remaining four that hadn't done their prank. With a sigh, Mikey turned to Kiki. "I'll go."
Mikey walked into Donny's lab with a look of complete and utter sadness plastered across his face. "Hey Zip. Hey Don." He greeted the two of them who gave him double skeptical looks. "Hey Mikey." Ziptango replied, finishing typing whatever she was typing on. Donny looked up from fixing the toaster, something that had become monotonous. "Hey bro, what do you want?" Mikey took on a well-practiced hurt look. "Nothing, I just wanted to give you something." Mikey held out a plate that was over-flowing with juicy, greasy, lovely-smelling, you-may-want-some-but-they're-mine pizza slices. Donny raised an eye-ridge. "Are you GIVING me PIZZA?" Donny asked, totally confused. Zip stared at Mikey. "Okay, how long has it been in the refrigerator and is it alive?" Zip demanded, poking the fluffy crust. Mikey shook his head. "Nothing's wrong with it Zip, it's fine. I just wanted to give you some pizza." Mikey stated, giving the pizza a long look as if to say sorry. Zip and Donny exchanged looks. "WHY?!" they both yelled at the same time. Mikey shrugged. "I have no idea." He muttered, set the plate down on the table, and went back out the door. "Donny, I suggest we eat it before he comes back and demands we return it." She exclaimed. Don said nothing, but grabbed a slice and chowed down.
"Okay, Mikey gets the pizza!" Five girl's yelled in unison. Mikey grinned and snatched the three remaining boxes. The forth one had been given to Zip and Donatello. Smiling at the girls, he opened the boxes and handed each of them three slices, leaving three for himself. Beaming they thanked him and also began to eat, following Mikey's example of eat-like-a-crazed-maniac-is- on-your-trail-and-this-is-your-last-meal style. The pizza was gone in three seconds flat.
~~~~~Later that night~~~~~~
"Emperor's New Groove! Wizard Of Oz! Shrek! The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh! If you put that on, I'll kill you! Hehehe, Dude, where's My Car!!!! Bug's Life! Anastasia! Dragonball Z reruns!! NEVER!!! Peter Pan! Oh, oh, oh LORD OF THE RINGS!! NOT AGAIN!! The Never-ending Story! Home Alone!! Beauty And The Beast! Okay.this discussion isn't going ANYWHERE!!!" This movie debate had been going on for awhile now and the rejoined group of authors and turtles were running out of movies. Also, they couldn't decide on a single movie to actually WATCH. Not one. Finally, Raphael popped Jurassic Park into the VCR and swore that if anyone tried to contradict him, they'd find themselves locked in the oven till further notice. Since no one wanted to be accidentally cooked, no one spoke up. LenniluvsBrian came out of the kitchen with a humongous bowl of popcorn that was smothered in melted butter, salt, and caramel. Hands immediately reached into the bowl, dragging out giant handfuls of the yummy stuff. Half- way through the movie, Leonardo noticed that a couple of authors were missing.
"Hey, where's Sasami? And where's Raphaella?" he demanded, counting the fangirls. The movie was paused by Raphael who was commandeering the remote control as startled authors looked around for their friends. "They gotta be here somewhere." Snow White exclaimed, a worried look on her face. "Two to one they're in the kitchen, getting some more food." Donny muttered hopefully. A search party was immediately formed. After an hour's search of the lair and most of the near-by sewer tunnels, the remaining eleven authors returned to the living area, worried expressions on their faces. "Maybe they went to a movie." Mily said. Hex and Raph shook their heads. "No, that's where we were this afternoon." Hex replied. "They would have had to disappear before supper because a saw Ella right before dinner." Kiki stated. "And Sasami cooked supper when she came home from shopping." Tyger commented quickly. Just as Michelangelo was about to say something, a loud high-pitched beeping noise got everyone's attention. Heads swiveled to stare at a machine that was conveniently sitting on Donny' work table. Donatello walked over to it, scratching the back of his head. "That wasn't there before." He stated, slightly confused. It was square with a small video screen in the front. A familiar face on the front made the girls cringe and jump behind their favorite turtles. Except Hex, Punker, and Tyger. I don't know why, but it doesn't seem like they'd be the ones to jump screaming behind their favorite turtle guy. Hhhhmmm. Oh well, back to the story. "FANBOY!!!" Mily, Danceingfae, Hexadecimal, Daydream, Nightmare, Ziptango, LenniluvsBrian, TMNT-Punker, Snow White and TygerOfTheWynd screamed at the top of their lungs. Mikey gagged, Donny stared in still more confusion, Leo rolled his eyes, and Raphael just growled menacingly.
The horrifically ugly teenager's face began to talk, to everyone's dismay. "Yes, it is I, the almighty," he was cut off here by Danceingfae's sarcastic put in of, "and self-proclaimed." Fanboy shot her an angry look before continuing. "Fanboy!!!" He paused as if to let the stupid name sink in, causing 'fear' in his adversaries. Mikey, having recovered from the nastiness of Fanboy, let out a yell. "MAN, THAT THING IS UUUUUGGGLY!!!" Fanboy turned his digital head towards Michelangelo, happiness now on his revolting face. "MICHELANGELO!!! WOW!!!" Fanboy was needless to say, ecstatic to see an actual ninja turtle, even if he wasn't even actually in the room, thank all things that are good! The fangirls burst into peals of laughter, which annoyed Leonardo. He seemed to think that this was actually SERIOUS! HA! Donny, on the other hand, had pushed aside his confusion and was now tapping on the box. "Is this a picture of some primitive life-form? I didn't think we had the History Channel..." Don tapped the front of the screen, making Fanboy's picture wobble a bit. Fanboy let out an even happier yell. "DONATELLO!! WOW!!!" Don gave the picture a look. "Actually, I prefer Don or Donny." Fanboy snapped his mouth shut and glared at the fangirls. "You've corrupted their ninja nature, all those stupid author fics of yours! They don't even go by their Sensei-given names anymore!" Fanboy seemed to be making a big to-do over nothing. Raphael thumped the mini-microphone that allowed Fanboy to hear what they were saying. "Hey, do you have my fangirl with you?" he asked calmly, making the rest of the group edge away. Raph was dangerous when he took on that tone. Fanboy nodded. "Yup, and I got that other girl, Sasami! They aren't happy though...." The picture panned over to were Raphaella and Sasami were sitting in the white room again, trying not to go insane. "Got any Mikey's?" asked Sasami, holding up a card with Mikey's face on it. "Nope, go fight." Replied Raphaella with an annoyed sigh. Sasami groaned and drew another card from a dwindling pile. "Got any Shredders?" Ella asked, eyes half-closed in boredom. "Ew, no, go fight!" Sasami exclaimed, not looking up from her cards. Raphella suddenly flung her cards into the air. "HEY! THERE'S NOT ENOUGH CARDS!! THERE ARE NO PAIRS!!! ARGH!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs as the cards floated downwards. Sasami began spinning her cards away from her, seeing how far they would go before stopping. The camera focused back on Fanboy who was answering Ella's yell. "I KNOW!!! AIN'T IT FUNNY!?!" He was awarded a string of unmentionable curses. The remaining fangirls were giggling sardonically.
"Sooooo, are you coming to rescue them?" Fanboy asked with a mega humongous, extremely large, BIG, you-get-the-picture touch of hopefulness. The Turtles gave him a long look. "Give us a few seconds to talk it over." Leonardo stated and the rest of the turtle boys gathered in a football huddle, leaving the fangirls to entertain Fanboy. Snow White, Nightmare, and Lenni began poking the screen while TMNT-Punker, Hexadecimal, Tyger, Daydream, Danceingfae, Mily, Kiki, and Ziptango made as many faces at him as fangirlly possible. Fanboy began yelling for them to stop, but this didn't matter because he couldn't make them since he was only on the mini- TV and not really there. So, we have four turtles in a football huddle, three girls poking a TV screen, and eight girls making a myriad of faces at one awfully ugly boy with a bazillion pimples. Uh-huh, that was interesting.
-Many faces later-
"Okay, we'll save them!" Mikey exclaimed. The group of fangirls quit making faces and poking and gave him duh looks. "DUH!!" They all yelled at the same time. The camera that had been focused on Fanboy went back to Raphella and Sasami who were ANGRY. They had over heard part of the conversation, via the wall. "You actually HESITATED?!?!?!" Sasami was roaring at the wall. The four ninja boys cringed. "Well, you have to think about these things Sasami!" Donny stated, but this didn't curve the girls' wrath. "Sasami, they weren't going to save us!!!!" Raphaella screeched, flinging her arms towards the ceiling. Sasami glared at the wall. "And you guys are supposed to be our heroes!!!" she exclaimed. The four turtle guys stared. "We ARE your favorite heroes! We are going to rescue you, so be HAPPY!!!" Leonardo yelled at the little mini-TV. "THANK YOU!!!" The two of them shouted, still rather angry, but they'd get over it. The screen went back to Fanboy's horrific face, making the fangirls want to throw popcorn at him. Which they did. Fanboy held up his puny, wimpy, not-muscular, little bitty arms to ward off the offending popcorn pieces. "AHH!!! MY ARCH- NEMISIS! THE POPCORN!!!" The screaming screen blanked out, leaving eleven fangirls and four turtles staring at the little TV. An ecstatic voice broke the silence. "EGOR EAT RAPHAEL'S TOE!!!!" Everyone turned to see the short dude gumming away at poor Raphael's little toe. Raph stared down at him. "Kiki! Get him offa me!!" Raph yelped, jumping away from the little guy. Kiki rushed over to grab Egor away. Then there was more silence as everyone thought of what to do next. "Can we get some more pizza? I'm hungry." Daydream stated, rubbing an agreeing tummy. "Dream, we just ATE!!!" Nightmare roared at her friend. Dream grinned. "Yeah, but I'm hungry again!!!" "YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!!!!!!!!" Everyone yelled simultaneously. Daydream grinned again. "I KNOW!!!" she yelled at almost the same volume. "Well, since no one seems able to come up with any ideas, pizza sounds good to me!" Leonardo exclaimed, looking at the phone. "I'M CALLING!!!" Mily shrieked, racing over to the telephone. "No, MEEE!!!!" Danceingfae screeched, following her quickly. Mikey, diplomatically of course, walked over and took the phone from the feuding friends (Has anyone noticed that I'm been on a stupid alliteration streak lately?? ^_^). "I think, I will call!" he stated. They grinned at him. "K!" "Soooo, what do we do till the pizza gets here?" asked Tyger. "Watch the rest of the movie?" supplied Donny. "YEAH!!!" yelled the fangirls simultaneously. Everyone flopped back down into their original positions before being interrupted by the missingness of Raphaella and Sasami. They seemed to already have forgotten about how they were going to rescue the two fangirls, figuring out where the two fangirls are, how to to get to there...the list goes OOOOOONNN!! But, movie first, fangirls later!
^_^ Now I have to figure out what happens next.great. ^_^ Hope you liked the chapter!!!!!!! I'm trying to finish it! YAY!!! ^_^
Kiki sat down on the couch with a sigh. Everything was new to her, the yelling, the bickering, the never-ending fights between fangirls. And not to mention the pranks that seemed endless, but everyone participated in them. Fortunately, Kiki herself had not had one pulled on her yet, but she had a feeling that it would be coming soon. Her one quiet moment was shattered as TMNT-Punker and TygerOfTheWynd came bounding through the lair door with a couple of pizza boxes under their arms. "On no." Kiki muttered. As if by magic, Michelangelo was immediately there, bouncing up and down like a little kid at Christmas. "PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. Punker and Tyger groaned. "Mike! These are ours!" Tyger told him, holding her boxes above her and the turtle's head. Mikey made a sad face. "But Tyger, you have three boxes and Punker has five, just let me have um, four slices and I might leave you alone!" Four heads popped out of the dojo, grins etched into their faces. "Did someone mention pizza?" asked Danceingfae, licking her lips. "PPPPPPIIIIIZZZZAAAA!!!" Daydream screamed, flying out of the dojo, flinging her bow and arrows aside and tackling TMNT- Punker who, in turn, yelled in anger. "NNOOO!! MINE!!!!" Mily and Nightmare, the other two people in the dojo, immediately came sprinting out also. "PIZZA!!!" Mily screeched at the top of her lungs. On the other hand, Nightmare roared, "CHOCOLATE COVERED CHEESE!!", at the top of HER lungs and looked around for some eagerly. Danceingfae followed, giving Nightmare a strange look. "Ooookay." Tyger and Punker exchanged exasperated looks. "These are OUR pizzas! WE bought them with OUR money!" Tyger exclaimed in a pouting manner as Mily and Dance flung open one of the boxes. "We'll pay ya back Tyger, we always do." Dance replied. Seeing the pizza, Kiki decided that she wanted some.
"Can I have some?" she asked politely. Punker flung Daydream away from her and clung onto the two remaining boxes she had. Daydream had already liberated her of three of them. "MMMMIIINNNEEE!!!" she screeched, raced down the hall, and locked herself in the bathroom. With a scream, Tyger fled the room also, clinging to her own two boxes. Daydream, Nightmare, Mikey, Danceingfae, Mily, and Kiki were left with four boxes of pizza. Exchanging looks of brutality, the six of them glanced wantingly (it's not a word, but oh well ^_^) at the four boxes. "Okay, let's do this in a sensible fashion." Mikey stated in a sophisticated tone. The girls looked at him, to the pizza boxes, back to Mikey, back to pizza boxes. "MIIIIIIIIIINE!!", was the simultaneous battle cry as the girls launched themselves at the boxes. With lightening fast movements, the boxes were in the air above Mikey's head, held up there with his own well-muscled arms (I couldn't help it! ^_^). "I mean it, we are going to do this in a civilized way!" he ordered even as Nightmare tried to tackle him. Mikey made his way over to the couch and sat the boxes down on the coffee table. "Now, how should we do this?" he asked. His four fangirls gave him looks while Kiki rolled her eyes. "I think he has finally cracked!" Kiki exclaimed. "He's acting like Don or Leo!" Dance yelped, staring at Michelangelo who was slightly confused. Daydream made a cross with her fingers, as if she was warding off a vampire. "Evil smartness!" she hissed. Mily took this time to try and snag a pizza box, but was hit by Nightmare. "I don't get any, you DEFINITELY don't get any!" the younger girl stated. Mily stuck out her tongue. Mikey gave them all a blank look and looked down at the pizzas. "Any ideas?" he asked, still looking blank. Kiki smiled smugly. "I've got one."
Mily took in a gulp of air as she walked into Master Splinter's room. The mutant rat looked up at the teenager as she walked in. "Yes, Mily?" Mily smiled weakly. "Ummm, hi Master Splinter." She said quietly. Master Splinter raised an eyebrow. "Did you need anything?" Mily nodded. "Uh, yeah, I need a aqua-marine Guatemalan howler monkey with yellow spiked hair." After saying this, Mily took a slip of paper out of her jeans pocket and read off a few more things. "I am also in desperate need of two and five-quarters rolls of junkyard-scented yellow toilet paper with black flower trim, a used-up purple striped notebook with the words 'I am in a watermelon and I like it' written on the front, I need a un-readable collection of Social Studies book from the school PS 123, and three eight foot nine and three-quarter inch guys named Mortimer Jameson Kelp Comrade Blankenship. Uh, that's all Master Splinter." Master Splinter gave her a strange look and nodded. "I will keep these in mind, but you would be more likely to get them if you wrote them down on the weekly grocery list." He told her, smiling a little bit. Mily blushed. "Thank you Sensei." She said and ran out of the room. Master Splinter shook his head and began to do some Japanese calligraphy.
"That was embarrassing!" Mily stated, walking in and flopping back down on the couch. Daydream grinned at her. "Not to embarrassing!" she said, her grin widening when Mily scowled at her. "Your turn." Daydream squeaked and looked towards Kiki for her instructions. "Nice idea Kiki, playing out dares until someone does a big enough dare to win the pizza!!!" Dance exclaimed. Kiki did a semi bow and Daydream left the room.
Daydream knocked on the outside of LenniluvsBrian's room. "Hello, Lenni? You in here?" she asked, pushing the door open. Nobody was there. "Yay." Dream whispered to herself and made her way over to Lenni's dresser. Once there, Daydream dug around, pulling out every single piece of clothing she could find. She tossed all of these on the bed. After finishing this, Daydream took everything she could find off the shelves, also tossing these on the bed. Taking Lenni's sais off the wall, Daydream tossed them onto the bedspread. Striping the room of every single spec of ANYTHING, Dream picked up the I-Love-Brian bedspread and sheets, tugging them and everything out of Lenni's room. Hurriedly, Daydream rushed down the hall, dragging Lenni's stuff behind her. Coming to Snow White's room, she knocked, praying silently that no one was there. When no one answered, Dream pushed open the door and shoved all of Lenni's stuff in the door and then trying to stuff it under Snow's bed. Succeeding in getting everything under the bed, Daydream raced away back to the pizza group.
"I can't wait till Lenni gets home!" Daydream exclaimed, looking smug. Mikey rolled his eyes. "You better hope she doesn't figure out that it was you!" he exclaimed with a laugh, envisioning the anger of the Raph fangirl. Daydream nodded sheepishly. "Where is everyone, anyway?" Nightmare asked, looking around at the basically empty lair. "The movies, walking, Leo's training with TMNT-Punker now because I just saw the two of them go into the dojo, I think Raph took Hex and Raphaella out on the motorcycle, and Donny and Zip are in Donny's lab working on the computer." Danceingfae informed the younger girl who gave her a look. "How come you know, but I don't?!" Dance shrugged. "So, whose turn is it now?" Mily asked, looking around at the remaining four that hadn't done their prank. With a sigh, Mikey turned to Kiki. "I'll go."
Mikey walked into Donny's lab with a look of complete and utter sadness plastered across his face. "Hey Zip. Hey Don." He greeted the two of them who gave him double skeptical looks. "Hey Mikey." Ziptango replied, finishing typing whatever she was typing on. Donny looked up from fixing the toaster, something that had become monotonous. "Hey bro, what do you want?" Mikey took on a well-practiced hurt look. "Nothing, I just wanted to give you something." Mikey held out a plate that was over-flowing with juicy, greasy, lovely-smelling, you-may-want-some-but-they're-mine pizza slices. Donny raised an eye-ridge. "Are you GIVING me PIZZA?" Donny asked, totally confused. Zip stared at Mikey. "Okay, how long has it been in the refrigerator and is it alive?" Zip demanded, poking the fluffy crust. Mikey shook his head. "Nothing's wrong with it Zip, it's fine. I just wanted to give you some pizza." Mikey stated, giving the pizza a long look as if to say sorry. Zip and Donny exchanged looks. "WHY?!" they both yelled at the same time. Mikey shrugged. "I have no idea." He muttered, set the plate down on the table, and went back out the door. "Donny, I suggest we eat it before he comes back and demands we return it." She exclaimed. Don said nothing, but grabbed a slice and chowed down.
"Okay, Mikey gets the pizza!" Five girl's yelled in unison. Mikey grinned and snatched the three remaining boxes. The forth one had been given to Zip and Donatello. Smiling at the girls, he opened the boxes and handed each of them three slices, leaving three for himself. Beaming they thanked him and also began to eat, following Mikey's example of eat-like-a-crazed-maniac-is- on-your-trail-and-this-is-your-last-meal style. The pizza was gone in three seconds flat.
~~~~~Later that night~~~~~~
"Emperor's New Groove! Wizard Of Oz! Shrek! The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh! If you put that on, I'll kill you! Hehehe, Dude, where's My Car!!!! Bug's Life! Anastasia! Dragonball Z reruns!! NEVER!!! Peter Pan! Oh, oh, oh LORD OF THE RINGS!! NOT AGAIN!! The Never-ending Story! Home Alone!! Beauty And The Beast! Okay.this discussion isn't going ANYWHERE!!!" This movie debate had been going on for awhile now and the rejoined group of authors and turtles were running out of movies. Also, they couldn't decide on a single movie to actually WATCH. Not one. Finally, Raphael popped Jurassic Park into the VCR and swore that if anyone tried to contradict him, they'd find themselves locked in the oven till further notice. Since no one wanted to be accidentally cooked, no one spoke up. LenniluvsBrian came out of the kitchen with a humongous bowl of popcorn that was smothered in melted butter, salt, and caramel. Hands immediately reached into the bowl, dragging out giant handfuls of the yummy stuff. Half- way through the movie, Leonardo noticed that a couple of authors were missing.
"Hey, where's Sasami? And where's Raphaella?" he demanded, counting the fangirls. The movie was paused by Raphael who was commandeering the remote control as startled authors looked around for their friends. "They gotta be here somewhere." Snow White exclaimed, a worried look on her face. "Two to one they're in the kitchen, getting some more food." Donny muttered hopefully. A search party was immediately formed. After an hour's search of the lair and most of the near-by sewer tunnels, the remaining eleven authors returned to the living area, worried expressions on their faces. "Maybe they went to a movie." Mily said. Hex and Raph shook their heads. "No, that's where we were this afternoon." Hex replied. "They would have had to disappear before supper because a saw Ella right before dinner." Kiki stated. "And Sasami cooked supper when she came home from shopping." Tyger commented quickly. Just as Michelangelo was about to say something, a loud high-pitched beeping noise got everyone's attention. Heads swiveled to stare at a machine that was conveniently sitting on Donny' work table. Donatello walked over to it, scratching the back of his head. "That wasn't there before." He stated, slightly confused. It was square with a small video screen in the front. A familiar face on the front made the girls cringe and jump behind their favorite turtles. Except Hex, Punker, and Tyger. I don't know why, but it doesn't seem like they'd be the ones to jump screaming behind their favorite turtle guy. Hhhhmmm. Oh well, back to the story. "FANBOY!!!" Mily, Danceingfae, Hexadecimal, Daydream, Nightmare, Ziptango, LenniluvsBrian, TMNT-Punker, Snow White and TygerOfTheWynd screamed at the top of their lungs. Mikey gagged, Donny stared in still more confusion, Leo rolled his eyes, and Raphael just growled menacingly.
The horrifically ugly teenager's face began to talk, to everyone's dismay. "Yes, it is I, the almighty," he was cut off here by Danceingfae's sarcastic put in of, "and self-proclaimed." Fanboy shot her an angry look before continuing. "Fanboy!!!" He paused as if to let the stupid name sink in, causing 'fear' in his adversaries. Mikey, having recovered from the nastiness of Fanboy, let out a yell. "MAN, THAT THING IS UUUUUGGGLY!!!" Fanboy turned his digital head towards Michelangelo, happiness now on his revolting face. "MICHELANGELO!!! WOW!!!" Fanboy was needless to say, ecstatic to see an actual ninja turtle, even if he wasn't even actually in the room, thank all things that are good! The fangirls burst into peals of laughter, which annoyed Leonardo. He seemed to think that this was actually SERIOUS! HA! Donny, on the other hand, had pushed aside his confusion and was now tapping on the box. "Is this a picture of some primitive life-form? I didn't think we had the History Channel..." Don tapped the front of the screen, making Fanboy's picture wobble a bit. Fanboy let out an even happier yell. "DONATELLO!! WOW!!!" Don gave the picture a look. "Actually, I prefer Don or Donny." Fanboy snapped his mouth shut and glared at the fangirls. "You've corrupted their ninja nature, all those stupid author fics of yours! They don't even go by their Sensei-given names anymore!" Fanboy seemed to be making a big to-do over nothing. Raphael thumped the mini-microphone that allowed Fanboy to hear what they were saying. "Hey, do you have my fangirl with you?" he asked calmly, making the rest of the group edge away. Raph was dangerous when he took on that tone. Fanboy nodded. "Yup, and I got that other girl, Sasami! They aren't happy though...." The picture panned over to were Raphaella and Sasami were sitting in the white room again, trying not to go insane. "Got any Mikey's?" asked Sasami, holding up a card with Mikey's face on it. "Nope, go fight." Replied Raphaella with an annoyed sigh. Sasami groaned and drew another card from a dwindling pile. "Got any Shredders?" Ella asked, eyes half-closed in boredom. "Ew, no, go fight!" Sasami exclaimed, not looking up from her cards. Raphella suddenly flung her cards into the air. "HEY! THERE'S NOT ENOUGH CARDS!! THERE ARE NO PAIRS!!! ARGH!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs as the cards floated downwards. Sasami began spinning her cards away from her, seeing how far they would go before stopping. The camera focused back on Fanboy who was answering Ella's yell. "I KNOW!!! AIN'T IT FUNNY!?!" He was awarded a string of unmentionable curses. The remaining fangirls were giggling sardonically.
"Sooooo, are you coming to rescue them?" Fanboy asked with a mega humongous, extremely large, BIG, you-get-the-picture touch of hopefulness. The Turtles gave him a long look. "Give us a few seconds to talk it over." Leonardo stated and the rest of the turtle boys gathered in a football huddle, leaving the fangirls to entertain Fanboy. Snow White, Nightmare, and Lenni began poking the screen while TMNT-Punker, Hexadecimal, Tyger, Daydream, Danceingfae, Mily, Kiki, and Ziptango made as many faces at him as fangirlly possible. Fanboy began yelling for them to stop, but this didn't matter because he couldn't make them since he was only on the mini- TV and not really there. So, we have four turtles in a football huddle, three girls poking a TV screen, and eight girls making a myriad of faces at one awfully ugly boy with a bazillion pimples. Uh-huh, that was interesting.
-Many faces later-
"Okay, we'll save them!" Mikey exclaimed. The group of fangirls quit making faces and poking and gave him duh looks. "DUH!!" They all yelled at the same time. The camera that had been focused on Fanboy went back to Raphella and Sasami who were ANGRY. They had over heard part of the conversation, via the wall. "You actually HESITATED?!?!?!" Sasami was roaring at the wall. The four ninja boys cringed. "Well, you have to think about these things Sasami!" Donny stated, but this didn't curve the girls' wrath. "Sasami, they weren't going to save us!!!!" Raphaella screeched, flinging her arms towards the ceiling. Sasami glared at the wall. "And you guys are supposed to be our heroes!!!" she exclaimed. The four turtle guys stared. "We ARE your favorite heroes! We are going to rescue you, so be HAPPY!!!" Leonardo yelled at the little mini-TV. "THANK YOU!!!" The two of them shouted, still rather angry, but they'd get over it. The screen went back to Fanboy's horrific face, making the fangirls want to throw popcorn at him. Which they did. Fanboy held up his puny, wimpy, not-muscular, little bitty arms to ward off the offending popcorn pieces. "AHH!!! MY ARCH- NEMISIS! THE POPCORN!!!" The screaming screen blanked out, leaving eleven fangirls and four turtles staring at the little TV. An ecstatic voice broke the silence. "EGOR EAT RAPHAEL'S TOE!!!!" Everyone turned to see the short dude gumming away at poor Raphael's little toe. Raph stared down at him. "Kiki! Get him offa me!!" Raph yelped, jumping away from the little guy. Kiki rushed over to grab Egor away. Then there was more silence as everyone thought of what to do next. "Can we get some more pizza? I'm hungry." Daydream stated, rubbing an agreeing tummy. "Dream, we just ATE!!!" Nightmare roared at her friend. Dream grinned. "Yeah, but I'm hungry again!!!" "YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!!!!!!!!" Everyone yelled simultaneously. Daydream grinned again. "I KNOW!!!" she yelled at almost the same volume. "Well, since no one seems able to come up with any ideas, pizza sounds good to me!" Leonardo exclaimed, looking at the phone. "I'M CALLING!!!" Mily shrieked, racing over to the telephone. "No, MEEE!!!!" Danceingfae screeched, following her quickly. Mikey, diplomatically of course, walked over and took the phone from the feuding friends (Has anyone noticed that I'm been on a stupid alliteration streak lately?? ^_^). "I think, I will call!" he stated. They grinned at him. "K!" "Soooo, what do we do till the pizza gets here?" asked Tyger. "Watch the rest of the movie?" supplied Donny. "YEAH!!!" yelled the fangirls simultaneously. Everyone flopped back down into their original positions before being interrupted by the missingness of Raphaella and Sasami. They seemed to already have forgotten about how they were going to rescue the two fangirls, figuring out where the two fangirls are, how to to get to there...the list goes OOOOOONNN!! But, movie first, fangirls later!
^_^ Now I have to figure out what happens next.great. ^_^ Hope you liked the chapter!!!!!!! I'm trying to finish it! YAY!!! ^_^