Disclaimer: I don't own the Ninja Turtles. Have fun if you do! I wish I
did.WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN???? Quit doing that smug smiling
thing.it's annoying.and smug..STOP IT!!!
TMNT-Punker, Arista told me you converted to Raphaelism. I hope you get a good psychiatrist! ^_^ Of course, Leonardity is almost as bad as Raphaelism, so I guess you might as well go on your merry way! ^_^
This was going to be the last chapter, but I went overboard.I guess the next chapter will be the last. Maybe? I dunno, this fic seems to go on forever. ^_^
"Now THAT was good pizza!" Mikey exclaimed, throwing the last crust into the pizza box. It was two hours later and now the eleven fanfiction authors and the four turtles were sitting around the lair, listening to the music that plays when a movie goes off. Raph was smiling, a rare occasion in the turtle's life. "I love the part where he eats that guy on the toilet! I could watch it for hours!!" he stated with laughter in his voice. "Well, we could have guessed that since you REWOUND IT SEVEN TIMES JUST TO WATCH THAT PART!!!" roared Ziptango, annoyed that she had been forced to watch that part over and over again until Leo finally took the remote from Raph. Then a fight had ensued after that and the remote had been destroyed and they had to do everything manually. THE HORROR!!!! They had finished the movie with minor mishaps and were now sitting around as I have stated before. "Soooo, what are we going to do now?" Mily asked, leaning back on the couch. Danceingfae looked towards the ceiling. There was something they were supposed to do, now what was it? She snapped her fingers as it came to her. "Aren't we supposed to go save Raphaella and Sasami?" she asked, grinning. "Can't we do it tomorrow? I'm tired." Daydream gave a yawn and laid her head back down on the pillow she had been sleeping on. "No, we have to save them tonight, in the cover of darkness where our stealth skills are at their peak!" Leonardo stated, standing up and looking official and hero-like. Everyone groaned and threw pillows at him except for TMNT-Punker who clapped her hands in extreme joy. "YAY LEO!! That was beautiful!" she praised him. Leo smiled happily at her.
"I guess we should save them." Sighed Hexadecimal, standing up from her position on the floor next to Raph. "Do we hhhhaaavvveee to?" asked Lenni, a whine in her voice. "YYYYEEEEP!" chirped Snow White, bouncing up from the couch and grinning at everyone. Three cups of coffee seemed to have had its effect on the writer. "But it's twelve in the morning." groaned Kiki, pulling a blanket over her head. "That's a perfect time for being a ninja!" Leo exclaimed, stuck on the ninja thing of his. "Do you have to be so, so Leoish?" asked Tyger, wrinkling her nose. Leo nodded. "Yes, yes I do." "Well, that explains a lot." She huffed, pushing a lock of hair out of her face. "Well, if we're going to save them before dawn, let's get cracking!!" TMNT-Punker exclaimed, jumping up and heading towards the dojo. She snatched her kantana from the wall and headed back into the living room, a heroine look on her face. "Let's go save our friends!" she yelled while unsheving the blades and striking a Leo pose. "ZZZZZZZZ, huh?" Kiki woke up at her yelling. The now furious girl grabbed her pillow and smacked Tyger upside the head with it. "GO TO BED!!!" she roared, receiving claps from the rest of the authors. TMNT-Punker scowled. "Do you not care about honor? About our friends?" "No." ten voices monotoned at the same time. "How about beating the mess out of Fanboy's pimply face?" "YAY!! SURE!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO??!?! DEATH TO PIMPLEY-BUTT!! HE HAS A PIMPLY BUTT??? EEEWWW, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT!?!?! I GUESSED!!!! EEEEWWWW!!! NASTY!!!!!! LET'S GO!!! THE CALVARY'S HERE!!! I'LL BE BACK!! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GONE!!! SOO, IT'S STILL A COOL SAYING!! UGGGHH! CAN SPIDERMAN HELP US??? WHAT ABOUT THE X- MEN??!?!? ARE THEY REAL??!!?!? I WISH!!!!! I NEED MUSIC!!!! THE SOUND OF MUSIC???? NOT THAT, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!! COWABUNGA!! WHERE'S MY BLOW DART??? I WANT A LIGHT SABER!!! CAN I HAVE PIZZA ON THE WAY?? I WANNA DRIVE!!!! NNNOOOOOO!!!"
Chaos erupted as the fangirls burst into action, running around and gathering supplies. Don, Leo, Raph, and Mikey stood silently, watching the eleven rush around the lair.
Ziptango let herself and Snow White into Donny's lab to get their own secret weapons. They emerged fifteen minutes later with grins on their faces. "These are going to be great!" Zip stated as she stuffed a cylindrical object into her bag. Snow nodded. "Yep!"
Daydream and Nightmare went to their room and retrieved something they had been working on for the past couple of weeks. They came back with backpacks strapped to their backs and goofy smiles on their faces. "PR forever!" they screeched, giving each other high-fives.
Danceingfae was packing a bag with grappling hooks and repelling ropes while right beside her, Mily was packing a pink bag with Hello Kitty stuff. The two girls gave each other weird looks, the why-are-you-packing-THAT kind of look. "Grappling hooks, Dance?" asked Mily, a hint of amusement in her voice. "Hello Kitty stuffies, Mily?" Dance replied, a small smile on her face. Both nodded and went back to work.
Tyger looked like Rambo, but with daggers instead of bullets when she erupted from her room. She had streaked black football paint underneath her eyes. "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" she laughed as she entered the living room. She pulled a huge gun from behind her back and pointed it towards the ceiling. "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Tyger was about to pull the trigger when Leo jumped up and stopped. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING???? THIS IS A GUN, WE'RE NINJAS!!!!" he roared, trying to take the gun from her. Tyger rolled her eyes. "Dude, it doesn't shoot bullets. And anyways, your ninja. I'm a ninja's fangirl." She grinned evilly, making Leo let go of the gun and sit back down. Girls. Humph.
TMNT-Punker sat in boredom in the living room with the guys since she was already ready to go. "Boooooorrrreeeddddd." She sighed and then took a huge breath. "Booooooorrrreeeeddd." She took another huge breath. "Boooooorrreeddd." "WE GET IT, WE GET IT!!!" Donny shouted at her. She was saying 'bored' right into his ear. Punker sat back and grinned. She leaned up towards Donny. "BOOOOOOORRREEEDDDD!!!!"
Hexadecimal grabbed her sais and let out an insane war cry. "AI AI AI AIII AAAIIIIIIII!!!" she screeched at the top of her lungs, a wild, feral look in her eyes. She marched into the living room, brandishing her sais menacingly. "AIAIAIAIAIAIIIIII!!" she screamed again, making the occupants of the room move away from her. "Whoa Hex, you okay?" asked Raph, staring at his obviously insane fangirl. She licked her lips. "I'm going to kill him and all of his descendants! I shall wipe the name of Fanboy from this planet! AIAIAIAIIIII!!" Hex roared, calmly sat down on the couch, and turned to Leo with a smile on her face. "So, when are we going, Fearless Leader?" she asked. Leo gave her a look and ignored the question.
LenniluvsBrian bounced into her room, ready to grab all her Brian stuff and get going. She stopped dead in her tracks when she noticed the bare walls, bed, and drawers. "WHERE'S MY STUFF?!?!" she screamed, opening the closet, hoping it was all in there. It was not. "AAAHHH!!" Lenni went storming down the hall, flinging open other peoples rooms open. Snow White suddenly came trudging out of her room, hauling Lenni's Brian blanket full of stuff behind her. "Lenni, if I ever see all of this stuff in my room, I'll kill you." She growled, unhappy that her room had been defiled with Brian's face. Lenni stared and then attacked Snow. "YOU STOLE MY STUFF?!" she screamed, trying to pull the other girl's hair out. "OW! NO! WHAT?! GET OFFA ME!!" She pushed Lenni off and then stalked off to her room. The coffee rush was wearing off. This left a very confused Lenni sitting in the middle of the hall. She finally got up and made her way towards the living room, still clutching all of her Brian stuff. "Um, Lenni, you do know that we're going to fight somebody, not to a Brian Litrel (A/N: Be happy I spelled that right! ^_^) concert, right?" asked Leo, raising his eyeridges at the sight of all her stuff. She nodded. "I have my reasons." She stated as if that answered everything. It did not, but no one questioned her further.
Kiki grabbed her pillow and blanket from her bed. 'Everyone's nuts, these people are nuts, why are they nuts, who made them nuts, I wish they weren't nuts, why do I hang out with nuts?' she thought to herself, throwing an extra pillow into the bookbag she was taking. She trudged back into the living room, a very tired Egor walking behind her. "Kiki, I tired. I wanna sleep." He complained, trying to drag Kiki back to her room. Kiki shook him off. "Later Egor. First we have to save Ella and Sasami. Yay." She plopped down on the couch between TMNT-Punker and Hexadecimal who kept looking at everyone with wide, scary eyes.
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"THIS TV HAS ONLY ONE CHANNEL!!!" roared Raphaella, banging her head against the wall. The happy music of Telly Tubbies played across the room, sticking in her and Sasami's brain. "Telly Tubbies! Telly Tubbies, say EH- OH!!" The dancing thingies sang. Sasami had hear fingers stuck in her ears, trying to shut out the song. "Go away, go away, go away, go away." She chanted over the music. "Actually, it has two!" Fanboy laughed maniacally as he changed the channel of the TV to BLUES CLUES!!! "Blues Clues, blues clues! You find a happy paw print, that's the first clue!" sang Joe the guy they put in for Steve since Steve supposedly committed suicide. Hmm. Anyway, Ella let out another scream. "No, not this!!! At least the other thing was SEMI CUTE!!!! NOT THIS!!!" She ran around the white room a couple times, screaming at the top of her lungs. Sasami watched in amusement. "Uh, Ella, calm down." "NNNOOOOO!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!" shrieked Ella. The happy music was getting to the poor girl. Fanboy watched all of this via his camera. "BWAHAHAHA!! Stupid fangirls! Fanboys are sooo much better than fangirls!" he laughed in his evil, laughy way. He leaned back in his chair, wondering when the turtles would come. He already had another surprise waiting for them when they got there. "Haha ha hahaha haha haha HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Fanboy laughed silently and then got louder. "COME, MY OBSESSIONS, COME!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" he yelled, insanity at its peak. Looking at his huge, TV picture on the wall, Sasami and Raphaella gave each other confused looks. "This dude is some sort of weird." Sasami whispered as the boy laughed his head off. "Yep." replied Raphaella, returning to the wonderful and perfected art of banging your head on the wall.
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The girls congregated in the living room, burdened with backpacks and bags of all sorts. Many seemed to be hiding things, unwilling to reveal their secret weapons. Others, like Tyger, flaunted their newest weapons. "Maybe we can do this without Sensei knowing it." Leo said. Agreement was unanimous. Suddenly Daydream remembered something. "Hey, Leo?" she asked in a small voice. He wasn't going to like what she was about to tell him. The turtle in blue turned towards her. "What?" Dream squashed an invisible something with her foot. "Um, well, you see, Fanboy sorta lives in another dimension and we have no way of getting there. Sorry." Leo stared blankly as everyone else groaned. "Why didn't you say anything earlier??" asked Snow White, a scowl on her face. Daydream shrugged. "I didn't remember anything earlier." Zip and Donny exchanged grins. "That's not actually a problem anymore." Don stated in a matter of fact tone. Stares turned towards him. "Uh, how?" Mikey asked, eyeridges raised. "Follow me, my scaly turtle friend." Ziptango giggled, grabbing Mike's arm and dragging him towards the lab. The rest of the battle brigade followed them. Donny walked over to a large, sheet-covered object, grinning like a kid at Christmas.
"I would like to introduce all of you to DuntataDUN, The Dimensional Teleporter!" Donny flung off the sheet to reveal a purple machine the size of a refrigerator. "Guaranteed to get you to whatever dimension you wish, it even makes fresh pizza!" Even as Donny talked, the huge machine gave a beep and a fresh pizza popped out of the side. Mikey gave a gasp and wiped away an imaginary tear. "It's what I've always wanted!" he sobbed, hugging the machine. The warrior fangirls stared. "So, it could get us back to our own dimension without even having to save Raphaella and Sasami?" asked Mily, a wicked grin on her face. Zip nodded. "Yep, I guess so." Raphael was staring angrily at Donny. "How long have you had this?!" he yelled, stalking over to his brother. "Um, two weeks? Maybe two and a half." Donny stated, displaying a small smile. Raphael let out a roar to shake the foundation of Manhattan. "TWO WEEKS?!!?" Raph was now attempting to strangle Donatello. "YOU HAD THIS FOR TWO WEEKS AND DIDN'T GET RID OF THE FANGIRLS?!! WHY NOT??!?! I MIGHT STILL HAVE MY SANITY!!!! AARRGGGHHH!!!" The Raph fangirls immediately jumped in, trying to get Raph to let go of poor Donny who was turning the same color as his bandana. "LET HIM GO RIGHT NOW!!!" screamed Zip, throwing herself at Raphael, literally trying to kill him. Leo waded into the scrape and tried to pry Raph's fingers off of Donny. TMNT-Punker tried to help him by yanking on Raphael's arm .
This left Mikey and his fangirls to sit there and munch on the pizza. "This pizza needs something." Mikey said, examining the slice in his hand. "Would it be CANDY!?" Danceingfae, Mily, Nightmare, and Daydream shrieked at the same time. "Yep, candy!" Grinning, the turtle in orange piled Skittles, M&M's, Air Heads, War Heads, Hershey kisses, and Marshmallows onto the large pizza. He then split it with the five fangirls. By the time they had finished munching, the Kill-Donny attack by Raph had finished. Donny was rubbing his neck while being fawned over by Zip (Does it hurt, Donatello? Want me to kill him Donny? I can kill him, promise!). Raph was standing with his arms crossed, glaring at Donny and Leo. Hex, Lenni, Tyger and Kiki were scolding him while smiling (That was mean Raph! You shouldn't hurt your brother! Especially when he's weaker than you!). "HEY! He is not weaker!" Zip roared at Tyger who had made the offending comment. Tyger grinned evilly. "Uh-huh, sure, whatever you say!" Ziptango was immediately restrained by a quick-thinking Mikey. "LET ME GO! I'LL KILL HER!!" she screamed, doing her best to escape from Mikey's grasp.
"Uh, save friends?" Punker said, pointing towards the portal. "OKAY!!!" Everyone yelled at her simultaneously. TMNT-Punker grinned. "Well, let's go then!" she exclaimed, walking over to Donny's machine. "Oh no you don't, I'll go first." Leonardo declared, lightly pushing her aside and stepping up to the dimensional threshold (A/N that was a cool saying on my behalf! YAY!! ^_^). "Hold on, I should go first. It's my machine!" Donny told Leo. Zip gave him an annoyed look. "Oh yeah, Zip helped." He added, giving her a smile. Zip nodded. "Thank you." Leo shook his head. "I'm not putting anyone in danger with this machine. Do you two even know if it works?" he asked Donny who looked annoyed. "Well, no, but." "So I should go first because I'm responsible for the rest of you." Leo stated with a snobby, older brother air. "BUT IT'S MY MACHINE!!!" Donny yelled, indignant of the idea that Leo would be the first to try his new creation. "Oh shut up, you two and let's just go!!" Danceingfae growled, glaring at both turtles. The two sighed and declared a truce. They'd both step in at the same time, but before they could even take that first step, Snow White let out a yell.
"HEY WAIT!!!" she screamed, making Nightmare, who was right beside her, wince and hold her ear. The rest of them turned around, annoyed looks on their faces. "What now?!" Raphael snapped, giving Snow a murderous look. Snow sighed. "Does anyone know what dimension Fanboy's in?" she asked, a grin on her face. Everyone groaned and threw their gear down on the floor. "Well, what do we do now, Fearless Leader?" asked Lenni. "I have no idea." Suddenly a lightbulb appeared above Hex's head. "I've got it!!!" she screeched, racing back into the living room and towards the little TV-thing Fanboy had contacted them with. The ten remaining fangirls and the turtles poked their heads out of Don's room, all wondering what Hex was doing. She had picked up the TV and was yelling into the mic. "HELLO!!?!?!? FANYBOY, GET YOUR SORRY BUTT ONTO THIS TV RIGHT NOW!! OR I'LL WRITE A STORY WERE ALL THE TURTLES DIE!!!" The fangirls all gasped and Leo, Don, Raph, and Mikey stared at each other. "YOU WOULD NOT!!!" Fanboy yelled as his putrid face once again cursed the screen of the mini-TV. "Would too. Now, how are we supposed to get to your dimension if we don't have the access code?" she asked in a calm, polite voice which made the authors exchange grins. Hex was dangerous when she was in that mood. Fanboy made a face. "But I'll know your coming." he whined. "You already knew that, doofus." Kiki snapped from Don's lab. Fanboy glared at her and then sighed. "Okay, the access code is 267895. There, happy?" he snarled and the screen went blank. "Actually, no, I'd rather be in bed, asleep." Hex complained to the TV screen. She turned around and returned to the troop of authors and turtles who stared. "Y-you wouldn't really kill us, would you?" asked Mikey, eyes wide. Hex shrugged. "Depends on what mood I'm in." she replied, a smile on her face. The four turtles exchanged worried looks. Zip grinned and punched the access code into the Dimensional Teleporter. It gave a noise that sounded like it was about to hurl the microbits it had for lunch and the teleportation portal swirled green, red, orange, purple, and blue. "Hmm, interesting." Mily stated in a scientific voice.
"Well, let's go." Leo muttered and he and Donny stepped through the machine. After a few minutes, the remaining persons began wondering if they should follow or not. "Well, I'm going, see you guys later." Ziptango exclaimed and stepped through the portal. "Hey, wait up!" shouted TMNT- Punker and followed her. "I guess it works." Raphael mumbled and stepped through the portal. "WHEEEE!!!" Lenni screeched as she flung herself into the portal. "This is so cool." Hex whispered as leaped into the machine. "YEEEEE-HAW!" Snow White did a flying high-kick when she went through. Nightmare stepped back and screamed as she went through the portal at a full-fledged run. "FOR CHEESE LOVERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!" "Later!" Tyger exclaimed as she walked through. "DDDDUUUUDDDEEE!!!" Daydream yelled as she cart-wheeled through the portal. "I'll be BACK!" shouted Mily, running to the portal. "YIPEEEEE!!!" Danceingfae squealed, doing a ballet twirl into the machine. Kiki and Egor went next, Kiki clutching her blanket and pillow angrily. "I hope this doesn't take long." She growled and walked through, Egor bouncing at her side. Mikey grinned and then roared at the top of his lungs. "COOOOOOOWWWAAABBBUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" He did a flip into the portal, a smile on his face. When his feet finally touched the ground, after flying threw a rainbow tunnel, he grinned. "Well, this is cool."
WHAT'S COOL??!?! ^_^ Wait till the next chapter, final chapter, maybe, hopefully, possibly, OH WHAT DO I KNOW!?!?!? ^_^ I won't be updating or writing (well, maybe, I -am- taking a paper notebook) for ten days because I'm going to camp on Thursday! It's going to be soooooo much FUN! ^_^ They have a Blob like on the movie Heavy Weights, and those rope swings and an Olympic size pool! It's in the mountains of either Tennessee or North Carolina. It's on lake Lure, well duh, it is called Lurecrest. ^_^ I can't wait!!! Hope y'all are having a good summer too!!
TMNT-Punker, Arista told me you converted to Raphaelism. I hope you get a good psychiatrist! ^_^ Of course, Leonardity is almost as bad as Raphaelism, so I guess you might as well go on your merry way! ^_^
This was going to be the last chapter, but I went overboard.I guess the next chapter will be the last. Maybe? I dunno, this fic seems to go on forever. ^_^
"Now THAT was good pizza!" Mikey exclaimed, throwing the last crust into the pizza box. It was two hours later and now the eleven fanfiction authors and the four turtles were sitting around the lair, listening to the music that plays when a movie goes off. Raph was smiling, a rare occasion in the turtle's life. "I love the part where he eats that guy on the toilet! I could watch it for hours!!" he stated with laughter in his voice. "Well, we could have guessed that since you REWOUND IT SEVEN TIMES JUST TO WATCH THAT PART!!!" roared Ziptango, annoyed that she had been forced to watch that part over and over again until Leo finally took the remote from Raph. Then a fight had ensued after that and the remote had been destroyed and they had to do everything manually. THE HORROR!!!! They had finished the movie with minor mishaps and were now sitting around as I have stated before. "Soooo, what are we going to do now?" Mily asked, leaning back on the couch. Danceingfae looked towards the ceiling. There was something they were supposed to do, now what was it? She snapped her fingers as it came to her. "Aren't we supposed to go save Raphaella and Sasami?" she asked, grinning. "Can't we do it tomorrow? I'm tired." Daydream gave a yawn and laid her head back down on the pillow she had been sleeping on. "No, we have to save them tonight, in the cover of darkness where our stealth skills are at their peak!" Leonardo stated, standing up and looking official and hero-like. Everyone groaned and threw pillows at him except for TMNT-Punker who clapped her hands in extreme joy. "YAY LEO!! That was beautiful!" she praised him. Leo smiled happily at her.
"I guess we should save them." Sighed Hexadecimal, standing up from her position on the floor next to Raph. "Do we hhhhaaavvveee to?" asked Lenni, a whine in her voice. "YYYYEEEEP!" chirped Snow White, bouncing up from the couch and grinning at everyone. Three cups of coffee seemed to have had its effect on the writer. "But it's twelve in the morning." groaned Kiki, pulling a blanket over her head. "That's a perfect time for being a ninja!" Leo exclaimed, stuck on the ninja thing of his. "Do you have to be so, so Leoish?" asked Tyger, wrinkling her nose. Leo nodded. "Yes, yes I do." "Well, that explains a lot." She huffed, pushing a lock of hair out of her face. "Well, if we're going to save them before dawn, let's get cracking!!" TMNT-Punker exclaimed, jumping up and heading towards the dojo. She snatched her kantana from the wall and headed back into the living room, a heroine look on her face. "Let's go save our friends!" she yelled while unsheving the blades and striking a Leo pose. "ZZZZZZZZ, huh?" Kiki woke up at her yelling. The now furious girl grabbed her pillow and smacked Tyger upside the head with it. "GO TO BED!!!" she roared, receiving claps from the rest of the authors. TMNT-Punker scowled. "Do you not care about honor? About our friends?" "No." ten voices monotoned at the same time. "How about beating the mess out of Fanboy's pimply face?" "YAY!! SURE!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO??!?! DEATH TO PIMPLEY-BUTT!! HE HAS A PIMPLY BUTT??? EEEWWW, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT!?!?! I GUESSED!!!! EEEEWWWW!!! NASTY!!!!!! LET'S GO!!! THE CALVARY'S HERE!!! I'LL BE BACK!! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GONE!!! SOO, IT'S STILL A COOL SAYING!! UGGGHH! CAN SPIDERMAN HELP US??? WHAT ABOUT THE X- MEN??!?!? ARE THEY REAL??!!?!? I WISH!!!!! I NEED MUSIC!!!! THE SOUND OF MUSIC???? NOT THAT, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!! COWABUNGA!! WHERE'S MY BLOW DART??? I WANT A LIGHT SABER!!! CAN I HAVE PIZZA ON THE WAY?? I WANNA DRIVE!!!! NNNOOOOOO!!!"
Chaos erupted as the fangirls burst into action, running around and gathering supplies. Don, Leo, Raph, and Mikey stood silently, watching the eleven rush around the lair.
Ziptango let herself and Snow White into Donny's lab to get their own secret weapons. They emerged fifteen minutes later with grins on their faces. "These are going to be great!" Zip stated as she stuffed a cylindrical object into her bag. Snow nodded. "Yep!"
Daydream and Nightmare went to their room and retrieved something they had been working on for the past couple of weeks. They came back with backpacks strapped to their backs and goofy smiles on their faces. "PR forever!" they screeched, giving each other high-fives.
Danceingfae was packing a bag with grappling hooks and repelling ropes while right beside her, Mily was packing a pink bag with Hello Kitty stuff. The two girls gave each other weird looks, the why-are-you-packing-THAT kind of look. "Grappling hooks, Dance?" asked Mily, a hint of amusement in her voice. "Hello Kitty stuffies, Mily?" Dance replied, a small smile on her face. Both nodded and went back to work.
Tyger looked like Rambo, but with daggers instead of bullets when she erupted from her room. She had streaked black football paint underneath her eyes. "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" she laughed as she entered the living room. She pulled a huge gun from behind her back and pointed it towards the ceiling. "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Tyger was about to pull the trigger when Leo jumped up and stopped. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING???? THIS IS A GUN, WE'RE NINJAS!!!!" he roared, trying to take the gun from her. Tyger rolled her eyes. "Dude, it doesn't shoot bullets. And anyways, your ninja. I'm a ninja's fangirl." She grinned evilly, making Leo let go of the gun and sit back down. Girls. Humph.
TMNT-Punker sat in boredom in the living room with the guys since she was already ready to go. "Boooooorrrreeeddddd." She sighed and then took a huge breath. "Booooooorrrreeeeddd." She took another huge breath. "Boooooorrreeddd." "WE GET IT, WE GET IT!!!" Donny shouted at her. She was saying 'bored' right into his ear. Punker sat back and grinned. She leaned up towards Donny. "BOOOOOOORRREEEDDDD!!!!"
Hexadecimal grabbed her sais and let out an insane war cry. "AI AI AI AIII AAAIIIIIIII!!!" she screeched at the top of her lungs, a wild, feral look in her eyes. She marched into the living room, brandishing her sais menacingly. "AIAIAIAIAIAIIIIII!!" she screamed again, making the occupants of the room move away from her. "Whoa Hex, you okay?" asked Raph, staring at his obviously insane fangirl. She licked her lips. "I'm going to kill him and all of his descendants! I shall wipe the name of Fanboy from this planet! AIAIAIAIIIII!!" Hex roared, calmly sat down on the couch, and turned to Leo with a smile on her face. "So, when are we going, Fearless Leader?" she asked. Leo gave her a look and ignored the question.
LenniluvsBrian bounced into her room, ready to grab all her Brian stuff and get going. She stopped dead in her tracks when she noticed the bare walls, bed, and drawers. "WHERE'S MY STUFF?!?!" she screamed, opening the closet, hoping it was all in there. It was not. "AAAHHH!!" Lenni went storming down the hall, flinging open other peoples rooms open. Snow White suddenly came trudging out of her room, hauling Lenni's Brian blanket full of stuff behind her. "Lenni, if I ever see all of this stuff in my room, I'll kill you." She growled, unhappy that her room had been defiled with Brian's face. Lenni stared and then attacked Snow. "YOU STOLE MY STUFF?!" she screamed, trying to pull the other girl's hair out. "OW! NO! WHAT?! GET OFFA ME!!" She pushed Lenni off and then stalked off to her room. The coffee rush was wearing off. This left a very confused Lenni sitting in the middle of the hall. She finally got up and made her way towards the living room, still clutching all of her Brian stuff. "Um, Lenni, you do know that we're going to fight somebody, not to a Brian Litrel (A/N: Be happy I spelled that right! ^_^) concert, right?" asked Leo, raising his eyeridges at the sight of all her stuff. She nodded. "I have my reasons." She stated as if that answered everything. It did not, but no one questioned her further.
Kiki grabbed her pillow and blanket from her bed. 'Everyone's nuts, these people are nuts, why are they nuts, who made them nuts, I wish they weren't nuts, why do I hang out with nuts?' she thought to herself, throwing an extra pillow into the bookbag she was taking. She trudged back into the living room, a very tired Egor walking behind her. "Kiki, I tired. I wanna sleep." He complained, trying to drag Kiki back to her room. Kiki shook him off. "Later Egor. First we have to save Ella and Sasami. Yay." She plopped down on the couch between TMNT-Punker and Hexadecimal who kept looking at everyone with wide, scary eyes.
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"THIS TV HAS ONLY ONE CHANNEL!!!" roared Raphaella, banging her head against the wall. The happy music of Telly Tubbies played across the room, sticking in her and Sasami's brain. "Telly Tubbies! Telly Tubbies, say EH- OH!!" The dancing thingies sang. Sasami had hear fingers stuck in her ears, trying to shut out the song. "Go away, go away, go away, go away." She chanted over the music. "Actually, it has two!" Fanboy laughed maniacally as he changed the channel of the TV to BLUES CLUES!!! "Blues Clues, blues clues! You find a happy paw print, that's the first clue!" sang Joe the guy they put in for Steve since Steve supposedly committed suicide. Hmm. Anyway, Ella let out another scream. "No, not this!!! At least the other thing was SEMI CUTE!!!! NOT THIS!!!" She ran around the white room a couple times, screaming at the top of her lungs. Sasami watched in amusement. "Uh, Ella, calm down." "NNNOOOOO!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!" shrieked Ella. The happy music was getting to the poor girl. Fanboy watched all of this via his camera. "BWAHAHAHA!! Stupid fangirls! Fanboys are sooo much better than fangirls!" he laughed in his evil, laughy way. He leaned back in his chair, wondering when the turtles would come. He already had another surprise waiting for them when they got there. "Haha ha hahaha haha haha HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Fanboy laughed silently and then got louder. "COME, MY OBSESSIONS, COME!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" he yelled, insanity at its peak. Looking at his huge, TV picture on the wall, Sasami and Raphaella gave each other confused looks. "This dude is some sort of weird." Sasami whispered as the boy laughed his head off. "Yep." replied Raphaella, returning to the wonderful and perfected art of banging your head on the wall.
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The girls congregated in the living room, burdened with backpacks and bags of all sorts. Many seemed to be hiding things, unwilling to reveal their secret weapons. Others, like Tyger, flaunted their newest weapons. "Maybe we can do this without Sensei knowing it." Leo said. Agreement was unanimous. Suddenly Daydream remembered something. "Hey, Leo?" she asked in a small voice. He wasn't going to like what she was about to tell him. The turtle in blue turned towards her. "What?" Dream squashed an invisible something with her foot. "Um, well, you see, Fanboy sorta lives in another dimension and we have no way of getting there. Sorry." Leo stared blankly as everyone else groaned. "Why didn't you say anything earlier??" asked Snow White, a scowl on her face. Daydream shrugged. "I didn't remember anything earlier." Zip and Donny exchanged grins. "That's not actually a problem anymore." Don stated in a matter of fact tone. Stares turned towards him. "Uh, how?" Mikey asked, eyeridges raised. "Follow me, my scaly turtle friend." Ziptango giggled, grabbing Mike's arm and dragging him towards the lab. The rest of the battle brigade followed them. Donny walked over to a large, sheet-covered object, grinning like a kid at Christmas.
"I would like to introduce all of you to DuntataDUN, The Dimensional Teleporter!" Donny flung off the sheet to reveal a purple machine the size of a refrigerator. "Guaranteed to get you to whatever dimension you wish, it even makes fresh pizza!" Even as Donny talked, the huge machine gave a beep and a fresh pizza popped out of the side. Mikey gave a gasp and wiped away an imaginary tear. "It's what I've always wanted!" he sobbed, hugging the machine. The warrior fangirls stared. "So, it could get us back to our own dimension without even having to save Raphaella and Sasami?" asked Mily, a wicked grin on her face. Zip nodded. "Yep, I guess so." Raphael was staring angrily at Donny. "How long have you had this?!" he yelled, stalking over to his brother. "Um, two weeks? Maybe two and a half." Donny stated, displaying a small smile. Raphael let out a roar to shake the foundation of Manhattan. "TWO WEEKS?!!?" Raph was now attempting to strangle Donatello. "YOU HAD THIS FOR TWO WEEKS AND DIDN'T GET RID OF THE FANGIRLS?!! WHY NOT??!?! I MIGHT STILL HAVE MY SANITY!!!! AARRGGGHHH!!!" The Raph fangirls immediately jumped in, trying to get Raph to let go of poor Donny who was turning the same color as his bandana. "LET HIM GO RIGHT NOW!!!" screamed Zip, throwing herself at Raphael, literally trying to kill him. Leo waded into the scrape and tried to pry Raph's fingers off of Donny. TMNT-Punker tried to help him by yanking on Raphael's arm .
This left Mikey and his fangirls to sit there and munch on the pizza. "This pizza needs something." Mikey said, examining the slice in his hand. "Would it be CANDY!?" Danceingfae, Mily, Nightmare, and Daydream shrieked at the same time. "Yep, candy!" Grinning, the turtle in orange piled Skittles, M&M's, Air Heads, War Heads, Hershey kisses, and Marshmallows onto the large pizza. He then split it with the five fangirls. By the time they had finished munching, the Kill-Donny attack by Raph had finished. Donny was rubbing his neck while being fawned over by Zip (Does it hurt, Donatello? Want me to kill him Donny? I can kill him, promise!). Raph was standing with his arms crossed, glaring at Donny and Leo. Hex, Lenni, Tyger and Kiki were scolding him while smiling (That was mean Raph! You shouldn't hurt your brother! Especially when he's weaker than you!). "HEY! He is not weaker!" Zip roared at Tyger who had made the offending comment. Tyger grinned evilly. "Uh-huh, sure, whatever you say!" Ziptango was immediately restrained by a quick-thinking Mikey. "LET ME GO! I'LL KILL HER!!" she screamed, doing her best to escape from Mikey's grasp.
"Uh, save friends?" Punker said, pointing towards the portal. "OKAY!!!" Everyone yelled at her simultaneously. TMNT-Punker grinned. "Well, let's go then!" she exclaimed, walking over to Donny's machine. "Oh no you don't, I'll go first." Leonardo declared, lightly pushing her aside and stepping up to the dimensional threshold (A/N that was a cool saying on my behalf! YAY!! ^_^). "Hold on, I should go first. It's my machine!" Donny told Leo. Zip gave him an annoyed look. "Oh yeah, Zip helped." He added, giving her a smile. Zip nodded. "Thank you." Leo shook his head. "I'm not putting anyone in danger with this machine. Do you two even know if it works?" he asked Donny who looked annoyed. "Well, no, but." "So I should go first because I'm responsible for the rest of you." Leo stated with a snobby, older brother air. "BUT IT'S MY MACHINE!!!" Donny yelled, indignant of the idea that Leo would be the first to try his new creation. "Oh shut up, you two and let's just go!!" Danceingfae growled, glaring at both turtles. The two sighed and declared a truce. They'd both step in at the same time, but before they could even take that first step, Snow White let out a yell.
"HEY WAIT!!!" she screamed, making Nightmare, who was right beside her, wince and hold her ear. The rest of them turned around, annoyed looks on their faces. "What now?!" Raphael snapped, giving Snow a murderous look. Snow sighed. "Does anyone know what dimension Fanboy's in?" she asked, a grin on her face. Everyone groaned and threw their gear down on the floor. "Well, what do we do now, Fearless Leader?" asked Lenni. "I have no idea." Suddenly a lightbulb appeared above Hex's head. "I've got it!!!" she screeched, racing back into the living room and towards the little TV-thing Fanboy had contacted them with. The ten remaining fangirls and the turtles poked their heads out of Don's room, all wondering what Hex was doing. She had picked up the TV and was yelling into the mic. "HELLO!!?!?!? FANYBOY, GET YOUR SORRY BUTT ONTO THIS TV RIGHT NOW!! OR I'LL WRITE A STORY WERE ALL THE TURTLES DIE!!!" The fangirls all gasped and Leo, Don, Raph, and Mikey stared at each other. "YOU WOULD NOT!!!" Fanboy yelled as his putrid face once again cursed the screen of the mini-TV. "Would too. Now, how are we supposed to get to your dimension if we don't have the access code?" she asked in a calm, polite voice which made the authors exchange grins. Hex was dangerous when she was in that mood. Fanboy made a face. "But I'll know your coming." he whined. "You already knew that, doofus." Kiki snapped from Don's lab. Fanboy glared at her and then sighed. "Okay, the access code is 267895. There, happy?" he snarled and the screen went blank. "Actually, no, I'd rather be in bed, asleep." Hex complained to the TV screen. She turned around and returned to the troop of authors and turtles who stared. "Y-you wouldn't really kill us, would you?" asked Mikey, eyes wide. Hex shrugged. "Depends on what mood I'm in." she replied, a smile on her face. The four turtles exchanged worried looks. Zip grinned and punched the access code into the Dimensional Teleporter. It gave a noise that sounded like it was about to hurl the microbits it had for lunch and the teleportation portal swirled green, red, orange, purple, and blue. "Hmm, interesting." Mily stated in a scientific voice.
"Well, let's go." Leo muttered and he and Donny stepped through the machine. After a few minutes, the remaining persons began wondering if they should follow or not. "Well, I'm going, see you guys later." Ziptango exclaimed and stepped through the portal. "Hey, wait up!" shouted TMNT- Punker and followed her. "I guess it works." Raphael mumbled and stepped through the portal. "WHEEEE!!!" Lenni screeched as she flung herself into the portal. "This is so cool." Hex whispered as leaped into the machine. "YEEEEE-HAW!" Snow White did a flying high-kick when she went through. Nightmare stepped back and screamed as she went through the portal at a full-fledged run. "FOR CHEESE LOVERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!" "Later!" Tyger exclaimed as she walked through. "DDDDUUUUDDDEEE!!!" Daydream yelled as she cart-wheeled through the portal. "I'll be BACK!" shouted Mily, running to the portal. "YIPEEEEE!!!" Danceingfae squealed, doing a ballet twirl into the machine. Kiki and Egor went next, Kiki clutching her blanket and pillow angrily. "I hope this doesn't take long." She growled and walked through, Egor bouncing at her side. Mikey grinned and then roared at the top of his lungs. "COOOOOOOWWWAAABBBUUUNNNGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" He did a flip into the portal, a smile on his face. When his feet finally touched the ground, after flying threw a rainbow tunnel, he grinned. "Well, this is cool."
WHAT'S COOL??!?! ^_^ Wait till the next chapter, final chapter, maybe, hopefully, possibly, OH WHAT DO I KNOW!?!?!? ^_^ I won't be updating or writing (well, maybe, I -am- taking a paper notebook) for ten days because I'm going to camp on Thursday! It's going to be soooooo much FUN! ^_^ They have a Blob like on the movie Heavy Weights, and those rope swings and an Olympic size pool! It's in the mountains of either Tennessee or North Carolina. It's on lake Lure, well duh, it is called Lurecrest. ^_^ I can't wait!!! Hope y'all are having a good summer too!!