Angel-Tinuviel - No, Dan isn't that corny. He just wasn't home to help me write that chapter. Write to us, dammit!
Richard0 - Sorry. Didn't mean to disappoint you.
Davifflaelan - YES THE TELATUBBIES MUST DIE!! SO DOES SPONGEBOB!
Jessiejames - (Bardock runs and hides)
chaosbardock - Oy! Be glad I'm back! My computer was invaded by a virus that ate some of my fics!
Cat-Star4 - Vegeta was the firt anime guy I fantisized about constantly, so that explains the motorcycle.
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Yami: Two weeks in a trow you update this crap and not my story!
Bardock: (evil grin)
Yugi: Its pretty cool, Yami. I'm a big DBZ fan.
Una: This is true! Yugi has mentioned DBZ in his manga.
Yami: I don't care!
Una: Let's just go on.
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Episode 5
Kibano-hatsu!! Cyra's Special Attack
The one called Cyra smiled at herself, pleased in her own childish way on her success. 'Who would have thought that Earthlings could be so off guard? That was probably the easiest job I've pulled!'

She stopped in mid air above the wilderness. She had to look at the dragonballs again! She grabbed the skin purse tied around her neck, untied the string, and let the two dragonballs fall into her hands. Both balls began to glow with a mysterious light. The light sparkled in her aqua-green eyes, her tail twitched happily, and she began to giggle with glee. "Que bonita," she spoke in Hispan. "Look how it shines!"

"Yes, they are quite something, aren't they?"

The girl looked up in horror and saw the man from the house standing there in the sky. He was dressed in a black leotard and a distinctive white-yellow armor. He stood with his feet apart, arms crossed, and a mocking, patronizing smirk. "Tell me, young one, is the pretty color the only reason you stole the five-star ball from my home?"

A forced smile spread across the girl's face. 'So much for an easy job!' "Oh, I'm so sorry sir," she said in her sweetest voice. "It looked so in'tresting, I jus' couldn't help myself!"

The man laughed. "Oh, please. You don't expect me to believe such a stupid lie. My brat uses that same tone of voice with me all too often." His eyes gleamed like obsidian spears in the night and seemed to burn into her stomach. "Now be a good little demon and give that back to me. If you don't, well, you'll find out exactly why I'm the most power Prince of the Sayins the universe has ever seen!"

Vegeta powered up to SSJ2. He smiled at the girls nervous expression. "I dislike repeating myself, but a worthless youth like you doesn't deserve my blast. Give me the dragonball, NOW!!"

"Ha! You just repeated yourself!"

'This bitch is toast!' He dove at her.

The girl was not only small, but fast. She rose into the air milliseconds before Vegeta's fist hit. He anticipated this and phased above her. She looked around, and was attacked from behind. Vegeta narrowly missed her spine, and cracked some ribs. The girl took punch after punch after punch, spitting up a bit of spit and blood. The prince gave her a hard upper cut, sending her soaring into the sky.

He looked up. "Such a weakling! You're only a novice! I don't have time for this!"

"Too bad," she growled. "I have all the time in the world!" She powered up to SSJ2, and giggled at the look of utter shock on Vegeta's face. "You may supposedly be my prince, but your magic level is almost non existent. You pale in comparison to MY power."

Vegeta's fists shook. "That's impossible," he spat.

"Oh, really?" The girl began emitting a reddish light. She put her hands flat together in front of her in a praying position, and he began to chant.

"What is she doing now," Vegeta grumbled. Whatever it was, he wasn't going to move. He'd show her who the stronger was!

A strange power gathered in between he palms. Slowly, she separated them. A red ball of energy shone. It gave her complexion a red tint and demonic shadows danced on her face. She grinned. The ball traveled to the tip of her finger. "KIBANO-HATSU!!!!" [1] The ball elongated into a beam headed straight at Vegeta.

Vegeta put up his strongest ki shield. But when the beam hit, it was more difficult than Vegeta had expected. "What the HELL," he screamed as he strained against the beam.
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Immortals don't need sleep. Chile felt that it was an advantage. He had extra time to train, eat, or watch whatever TV shows he wanted.

This is what he was doing, in fact. The TV blared with images of Wrestle Mania XII, [2] one of the stars just delivered a swift DDT to the other. Chile imitated this move with a large pillow onto the Son family couch.

Sure he was making a bit of noise. But trying to wake the other residents of the house at 3am was almost impossible. Gohan had been up a couple hours ago finishing up a report for his AP Physics class, and had fallen asleep on his computer. Goten and Goku had spent most of the day training, so they were exhausted. As for Chichi, she felt she had to do some extra cleaning, so she was also tired. Chile however was always full of energy.

Besides, watching old American WWF tapes and performing the same moves was his favorite hobby, other than fighting of course. The character Shawn Michaels was about to make his second and final pin-fall of his famous Iron Man Match, when Chile sensed a large ki flaring up. No, there were two. One was definitely Vegeta's, but the other was unfamiliar. Who was it? Whoever it was, it was not friendly.

"Gohan," Chile whispered, shaking the teen. "Wake up! Something's going on!" Gohan snorted awake. "Uh? Wassat?" he slurred, still half asleep.

"C'mon," Chile ordered. "You get Goten, I'll get your dad." Gohan sensed the ki too and nodded. He got up, stretched, and jogged over to Goten's room.

Chile ran to Goku/Chichi's room. "Goku, get in gear. Something's..." Chile stopped and sighed. His friend hadn't even stirred. Chile tried shaking him. "Goku, I'm serious. Get up!" Goku just snored louder. This was frustrating! Chile resorted to punching Goku hard in the face.

"Jus' five more minutes," Goku muttered and just turned to his side under his covers.
That did it! 'Okay, bro, you wanna play hardball? I'm game!' With that, Chile seized the mattress and flipped it over, occupants and all.

Chichi screamed. Goku landed on top of her. He shook his head from sleep and stared up at Chile. "What's THAT for," he screamed. Before Chile answered, Goku sensed the ki. "Who is that?"

"I don't know, but we've gotta help Vegeta. I don't think he's doing so well."

"Right!" Goku stood up. "I'm ready for anything!"

"Goku-sa," Chichi complained. "Don't get involved in Vegeta's business. If he's in trouble, let him deal with it."

"Sorry, Chichi," said Goku, "but I'm going."

Chile covered his eyes. "Do us all a favor, and at least put some shorts on first!" .

[Commercial Break]
Vegeta gave up on the beam and dodged it. It fell behind him, giving a red radiated blast that singed his clothes and hair. "So, Your Highness," she sneered. "Do I still pale in comparison?"

"Not bad, for a kid," Vegeta stated, pretending to be only mildly impressed. His gloves were now rags, and his hands had a sparkly, red residue from the attack. 'Ki attacks don't leave marks like this. What is with this brat?'

"Not bad, huh," she screamed, nearly throwing a temper tantrum. "I'll show you, stupid adult!" She powered up her attack again.

"Kuso," Vegeta said to himself. He put the heels of his palms in front of him with straight arms and powered his energy to them. "FINAL FLASH!!!" he yelled. A thick yellow beam blasted from his palms. At the same time, the girl fired her Kibano-hatsu attack again. Vegeta expected the usual ki battle, but this time something very unusual happened. The red beam sliced right INTO the Flash and dove directly THROUGH it! Vegeta was only just able to increase his stamina before the red beam hit him in the chest.

He cancelled the Flash and clutched his cracked armor in great pain. The other took advantage of this and attacked. She punched him in the back, kneed him in the groin, and elbowed him to the ground.

Just before he hit the ground, Vegeta was caught by Goku.

"Kakkarot," Vegeta groaned. "This is none of your concern."

"You're welcome, Vegeta," Goku said smiling.

Several more fighters arrived, having felt the disturbance. Gohan, Goten, Chile, Krillin, and Piccolo formed a semi-circle with Goku in the center. Vegeta righted himself and straightened his armor. "That little demon up there stole the dragonball."

"Why would she want it," Krillin asked.

"How am I supposed to know!?! She stole it from me!!"

The girl backed away a little. She may like to fight, but these were incredible odds. "Triga," she whispered to herself, "I need you!"

Piccolo's ears twitched. "Keep on your guard, everyone," he said. "I don't think she's alone."

The Sayins powered up to SSJ2. Chile moved forward, saying without words "I'll go first." The girl measured the boy up with her eyes. He was mid-sized, disciplined, and obviously powerful. His magic energy was higher than the prince's, but still no where near hers. She checked the magic level of the others. The green giant had the highest, but was hardly a challenge. Oh well.

Chile sprang forward as soon as the girl's eyes traveled back to him. She put up her hands in order to block a punch, but Chile phased out. Surprised, the girl let her defenses down, giving Chile an opening to kick her from the side. She flew a few feet and turned. 'How could Vegeta have lost to her? She's not a good fighter at all!' He dove at her again, this time feigning with his right and giving her a good punch with his left. This started a series of punches, most which Chile got in. The girl was getting beaten badly!

Just as he was about to give a final left hook, someone caught his arm from behind. A little old woman who looked like a shriveled black potato, had grabbed the blow. "No one," she spat, "hurts my Cyra and gets away with it!" An orange light filled her hand and transferred to Chile's.

Chile had to break away and clutch his arm. His muscles felt like they were going to explode from the inside!

Goku, sensing Chile's tension, took to the sky with Piccolo and Gohan right behind him. Cyra powered up again and got into a fight with Gohan. The other two fought Triga.

To the surprise of all, Triga was a ball of energy and power! She quickly laid down her uperiority over the others, knocking Piccolo down easily. SSJ2 Goku was a far bigger problem. Goku was more powerful, but Triga was stronger. The woman began concentrating on the man's stomach, causing him to spit up some blood.

Vegeta paced on the ground like a caged tiger. His pride was too hurt to fight from being caught off guard by a female child, but he wanted to taste blood! No one humiliated him like this!

Triga dealt one more blow to push Goku away. The Sayin bent over in the air, struggling to breathe properly. He looked up and saw her powering up a red ball of energy. He powered up to deflect it, contemplating her new choice of strategy. Why would she do that if he was more powerful?

Luckily, he got his answer from another source. "BAKA," Vegeta shouted from below. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!"

Not needing to be warned twice, Goku dodged the beam as it cut the air past him. Still clutching his stomach, he sent out a one-handed blast.

Gohan and the girl, now known as Cyra, were in a punching frenzy. The girl was obviously wreaked in body, but not in spirit. Gohan had to hand it to her. She had potential; trained right, she'd pose a real threat. Gohan quickly gained the upper hand, concentrating on physical blows to the body and chest. Still, it felt awful to him beating up a small girl. 'Why, she's no older than Goten! And why do I recognize her ki?' The girl was thinking hard through the blows. She was in serious pain, yes, but what was it about this boy? Had they met before?

Gohan finally smashed the girl hard into a tree back first, and pinned her there. "No way to escape now, little demon," Gohan said. 'Cyra' struggled against his arms. The pain in her body was too much. She powered down to SSJ0. Gohan's jaw dropped.

At her regular level, she had wild, spiky black hair that fell to her knees, but her bangs still curled above her face. Her face was round and soft, even through the horrible make-up. And her eyes, familiar eyes, were those of a scared child, filled with tears.

Before Gohan said anything, she panicked and let loose a large, powerful blast.

Hiya! I'm Goku!
Everyone goes to the hospital to recover from the fight. What could these new enemies want? What was that, Gohan? You know who the girl is? But why won't you tell me? Next time on DragonballUF: Gohan Reveals All; Cyra's True Identity!
[1] Kibano-hatsu is Japanese for 'touch of death'
[2] Wrestle Mania XII was a WWF event; the main event was "the Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels VS Bret "The Hitman" Hart in a classic 60 minute Iron Man Match
Yugi: Was your brother really into WWE?
Una: Past tense. He now knows the difference between wrestling and acting. He now wrestles for his high school team.
Bardock: I could still kick his ass.
Una/Yugi: --'
Yami: (pouting b/c Una won't update his fic)
Una: Oh, cut it out! R&R, minna-san!