Disclaimer: I don't own the Ninja Turtles. It's not fair!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sniffle* I love writing this story, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER! I think I've been at it for a year now...wow...^_^ It was a good year *reflects on all the things that happened in the fic* Ah, well, at least it's OVER!!! WHOOPEE!!! ^_^
"WHAT THE HECK!?" everyone (besides Mikey) screamed/yelled/bellowe) at once, their combined voices echoing into the distance. Instead of landing in Fanboy's parlor room, the group had ended up in another alternate reality. The grass they were standing on was a lovely lavender color while the trees looked as if a rainbow had exploded on them. Not to far away from where everyone was screaming in indignation, a pretty white unicorn with an azure horn grazed lazily. It raised its head to stare sleepily at the group of insignificants who had encroached upon its meadow and then continued to gaze. It had better things to waste its precious time on a bunch of measly bipeds.
"Isn't it GORGEOUS!?" TMNT-Punker squealed, her eyes growing huge and teary. Rather anime like if you ask me. Mily nodded and stared at the unicorn.
"I. Want. It." She stated in a demanding tone that made Punker glance sideways at her.
"What do you mean, you want it?" Punker asked, hands on hips. Mily grinned impishly.
"It'd be the coolest garden decoration EVER!" She exclaimed brightly. Danceingfae smiled as she leaned into the conversation.
"Are you talking about the unicorn?" At their nods, Dance rolled her eyes. "I'm just sure it'd LOVE becoming living topiary." She said sarcastically.
"And we don't have a garden." Punker put in. Mily frowned and put her hands on her hips.
"But it's sooooooo CUTE! It would make the cutest lawn ornament!" Dance sighed and patted Mily's head. Punker rolled her eyes as Dance took on a motherly role.
"We'll get you a stuffed unicorn when we get home, okay?" She said, a sly grin on face. Mily stared in disbelief.
"That is so not going to work on me." She chirped and walked off towards Mikey who looked a little dazed at his position in the world. Dance and Punker both shrugged.
LenniluvsBrian looked around, blinking in the midday sunlight. It was like an unbelievable fairytale land. And, if it WAS an unbelievable fairytale land, BRIAN LITREL (hah, I got it!) MUST BE NEARBY!!! "BRIAN!!!!!" She squealed, doing double-takes in every direction, hoping to see him and his boy-band goodness. Lenni clutched all her Brian gear close and bobbled happily on the balls of her feet. Snow White felt that she should slap her, but that would've made Leonardo mad because of senseless violence and Snow didn't feel like dealing with Mr. Straight-And-Narrow at the moment. Instead, she grabbed Lenni's Brian blanket and tossed it over the delusional teen's head. Raphael looked at Snow gratefully.
"Finally!" he sighed in relief. Snow rolled her eyes at Lenni who had screamed in delight when the blanket was tossed over her head.
"BRIAN! I SEE YOU!!!" This got a laugh from almost everyone. The one person who didn't laugh happened to be Kiki who had tossed herself on the ground and was peacefully snoring. Egor had disappeared before they got there. Poor Egor. (sorry, but I couldn't figure out what to do with him. He was just...THERE! *sighs* Sorry Egor fanatics...If there are any.)
Nightmare stood at the very back of the group, a look of pure terror on her face. The unicorn was terrifying her beyond all normal levels of terrifying things. This was definitely worse than Care Bears! Suddenly a horrible thought popped into Night's head. What if they were in Care Bear land, that horrible place of, she gulped, caring?!
"DON'T LET THEM CARE ON ME!!!" the teenager screamed as she flung herself onto to Mikey. Daydream giggled at her friend's plight. Everyone else just gave her a confused look. Nightmare turned her head to stare at them with huge, paranoid eyes. "They're disguising themselves as my friends! NOOOO!!!" She wailed, clinging to Mikey's legs. Mikey found himself rudely snickering at Night. Hexadecimal (Warrior Princess) gave an annoyed huff.
"Nightmare, there are no words to describe you. Seriously." After delivering that direct comment, she whirled on Donatello with the fury of a rabid she-wolf which personality tests have proven that she just might be. (Daydream ponders thoughtfully) She flung her hands up in anger as she yelled at him as loud as possible. It was so loud that Tyger, who was standing the nearest to her, was temporarily struck deaf. Not dead, DEAF! Though, it is tempting to strike her dead... Just joking!!! *^_~*
"I can't BELIEVE you!" she shrieked, her face going red. Almost everyone stepped back, not wanting to be in the line of fire. Donny was caught off guard and could only stare wide-eyed as Hex continued to rant. "Your stupid machine must have malfunctioned and got us stuck in Splinter-knows-where! This place reeks of cuteness! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" she yelled. In truth, she wasn't actually furious with Donny, she just wanted someone to vent her anger upon and Don had seemed a reasonable candidate. Donatello pointed mindlessly towards Ziptango.
"She's the one who put the code in!" He sputtered as an attempt to pass the blame. Zip gave him a look that clearly read 'Of all the nerve!'. Don's plan worked, though, and Hex laid into Zip with the fury of all the Greek Furies. RAH!
"OKAY THEN! It's your fault! You must have put in the wrong code!" Hex accused, pointing her index finger at Zip's annoyed face. The techno-wizz fangirl tightened her violet bandanna around her coppery hair and glared at Hexadecimal.
"He-ex, Hex, Hex, Hex" She began, slowly shaking her head. Zip walked over and slung her arm around her friend. "You've got to drop this 'I BLAME YOU!!!' thing, it's really scary, alright?" Hex gave her a look. Zip sighed. "Look, I don't think that it was anyone's fault. Fanboy must've given us a screwy code." She looked around the sickeningly adorable scenery with a scrutinizing eye. Leo clapped and rubbed his hands together. Everyone, turtles included sent up a groan. That was Leo's trademark 'Alright, time to boss everyone around' gesture. Raphael immediately began to walk, no swagger in the other direction. I've notice that Raph doesn't walk like normal, um ninja turtles or humans for that matter. He does this 'bad boy' swagger walk, the one where you make your shoulders go up and down like you're this big, muscular, brainless thug. Oh, wait, it's Raph we're talking about, never mind. The swagger's perfect for him. *^_~*
"Hey, where do you think you're going?" Leo yelled after him. Raph shook his arms at the unicorn, making it run off at the speed of light at the sight of the giant turtle.
"Away!" He shouted back. He hunched his shoulders forward and kept swaggering in his lovely swaggering style. Swagger, swagger, swagger. (A/N: Alright, I've seriously LOST IT!! Somebody save me. MIKEY!!!!! No, I mean it, all I can think of is how much Raph swaggers! IT'S ANNOYING ME!!! *bangs head on computer monitor*) Nobody paid much attention since this was a normal Raphael thing to do. Hex, Tyger, Lenni, and Kiki all looked at each other, wondering if they should swagger off too. Hex, being slightly annoyed too, decided to go. She sauntered off after the turtle in red since she couldn't get the swagger down. Saunter, saunter, saunter. Not, not as much fun as SWAGGER. (A/N: My new favorite word is 'swagger'.) Tyger stayed because she couldn't hear, Lenni because she couldn't see and was too entranced by Brian's polyester face, and Kiki didn't go because she was about to fall out with sleepiness. The rest of the fangirls, Mikey and Donny crowded around Leo for instructions. He seemed happy for the attention and began the rundown.
"All right, ninjas and um, fangirls of ninjas, here's the deal," Everyone leaned in, listening with open ears for his next sentence. Leo gave them an embarrassed grin. "I have no idea where we are." The moans of turtles and girls echoed off the hills and aggravated screams of 'DUH!' dominated the conversation. Leo waved his hands, trying desperately to regain control. "But that doesn't mean we can't get out of here! See, this is my plan," He, as they had expected, launched into a long, very difficult battle plan that left most of them reeling and Mikey with a strong urge to eat pizza which is a normal reaction to anything in Mike's life. A sudden pained yell from the other end of the meadow caught everyone's attention.
"OW! $@#%@#%, !@#$$#% INVISIBLE WALL!!!" Raph's angry scream came roaring back to them. Confused, the group looked up from Leo's game plan and toward the anger-challenged turtle who was seemingly kicking empty air that sounded rather plastic and hollow. Strange looks were exchanged and the unspoken suggestion of walking towards Hex and Raph was made. Then it elevated into a run when the saw Hex leaning against the air at a 45 degree angle without falling. When everyone reached them, Hex was giggling uncharacteristically and exclaiming, "It vibrates! How cool is that?"
"Um, Hex, you okay?" Snowy asked tentatively. Hex shook her head, coming swiftly out of her revelry of vibration.
"Of course." She said abruptly, crossing her arms and joining Tyger, Lenni, and Kiki (an awake Kiki) as the Concerned Raphael Fangirl Squad. The turtle was continuing his one-sided battle with 'thin air'. Silently, Mike, Leo, and Don fought over who was going to ask what was going on. Don lost with his usually unlucky flair. The purple clad turtle gingerly stepped towards his brother and tapped him on the shoulder. When Raph turned around, he was all but foaming at the mouth.
"So, whatcha doin'?" Donny asked, rocking back and forth on his feet. Raph crossed his arms and glared at everyone. It was a communal flinch and quail at the sight of those enraged brown eyes. He clinched and unclenched his fist as if he were debating on punching someone or not. Finally, words came from beneath teeth.
"I walked into the wall." He hissed with fury. More looks were shared between the others.
"Excuse me?" Daydream exclaimed with a chuckle. Raph slowly, very slowly, turned his head toward her. He then proceeded to marched over and grabbed her arm. She squeaked in panic as he forced her hand into what she had thought of as air. It connected hard with a plastic wall. "DUDE!" she yelped and jumped back. Raphael let go of her immediately.
"See?" He snapped as everyone rushed forward to touch the wall. Everyone rushed forward to examine the plastic wall. Daydream and Nightmare decided that it made an excellent drum and began banging on it for all they were worth. Three seconds later.
"Bored." They said in unison. Mikey grinned and began to mime his way across the wall. Mily punched him in the shoulder, a smile on her face.
"Soooo, what is this supposed to mean?" Danceingfae asked in a quizzical tone as she ran a pointer finger down the wall. Leonardo shrugged.
"I guess the place isn't really a place, it's a room." Everyone gave him a dull expression and walked off in separate directions. Dance sat down on the floor with a thump.
"HOW RUDE!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. She then proceeded to wrap her arms around her knees and pouted.
***Fanboy's Lair***
"Where ARE they!?" Fanboy shouted, pacing the floor of his control room. He glanced anxiously at the TV monitor that showed his front foyer. Still no turtles or those awful, tricky fangirls. He crossed his arms and huffed annoyingly.
"I hate fangirls. They have no appreciation for the TMNT, they just look at them as possible boyfriends. That's why I refuse to have fangirls, I don't want to be a mindless boyfriend."
"EUGH! That IS disgusting! Who'd want you as a boyfriend anyway, you little piece of slime!" Raphaella's revolted voice snapped as loud as she could. In the background, Sasami could be heard gagging. Fanboy stuck his tongue out at the monitor to the White Room where the girls were being held. They glared and stuck their tongues out at him. Then everyone just glared. More glaring. After fifteen more minutes of glaring, Fanboy noticed there was someone else talking in the room. No, it wasn't the voices that often plagued his mangled mind, it was OTHER voices.
"So, whatcha doin'?" Raphaella and Sasami exchanged quick glances. They knew that voice even if it did sound a little afraid. Fanboy whirled around and began frantically looking at screens, trying to figure out which one the voices were coming from.
"I walked into the wall." Raph and Sasami also knew that voice. No one could mistake Raph's I'm-ready-to-kill-AGAIN tone. They'd heard it enough. Fanboy had zeroed in on a bright lavender and blue screen. His eyes danced with recognition of what he saw.
"Excuse me?" Daydream's childish voice laughed. The screen continued to play out as Raph stalked over to her and shoved her against the wall.
"EEEEHHHHHH!!!!" Fanboy squealed more girlishly than was humanly possible and began to prance around the room. Raph and Sasami exchanged glances.
"What's with the big celebration, Fanboy?" Raphaella flashed an amused grin at Sasami. "Finally get your wedgie out?" Fanboy ignored her and began to ponder the strange predicament on the screen. For some odd reason the most highly esteemed turtles had landed in his relaxation room. At the moment it was set on Fantasy mode though he could easily switch it to Torture mode, Tropical mode, Dance-Dance GO-GO mode, Scary-Wizard-of-Oz mode, or his own favorite, Moo-Moo the Cow's Happy Hour mode. Ah, for the love of Moo-Moo. Fanboy sat down and thought carefully about what he should do. Meanwhile, Sasami and Raphaella were discovering useful things to do with the deck of Go Fish cards without matches. They were now practicing flinging Frisbees with the paper; on the ground nearby, failed attempts to make origami paper cranes sat ominously, plaguing Sasami and Ella with their failure. Fanboy, a little annoyed about what they were doing with his cards, turned and glared at them for the 1,645,543,729,031th time since they had arrived.
"Look, you ungrateful twerps, your friends are here to rescue you." He said, flipping a switch so they could see the screen with the turtles and fangirls on it. The girls gave each other amused glances as they saw the plight of the others.
"Maybe it was better that we were captured." Sasami whispered to Ella who smiled. Fanboy suddenly let out a bout of evil laughter.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!! You are now my prisoners!!" Ella and Sas just stared at him. "And I shall destroy the other fangirls and you and you shall write for me exclusively! I will even let you see the turtles every now and then for inspiration." The two began to laugh.
"Dude, haven't you seen ANY movies?" asked Sasami.
"Yeah, the good guys ALWAYS win." Ella added.
"Of course. I have the entire DVD AND VHS collection of ALL the seasons of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! DUH!" He strikes a super hero pose. "I am FANBOY, remember?" He smiles, showing off his rotting teeth. Raphaella rolls her eyes.
"How could I forget? You're the most unnatural thing on two legs. Or four." Ella announced. Fanboy ignored her again and began flipping switches rapidly. Ella and Sasami looked closer at the computer screen as they tried to figure out what he was doing. In the background, the screen with their friends on it had changed instantly. It now looked like the screen from The Wizard of OZ when Dorothy and her odd arrangement of friends go to the scary wizard dude.
"Whoa, freaky." Sasami exclaimed. She couldn't conceal her grin when she heard Mikey's scream of fear.
~~~The scary wizard-like room~~~
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Mike screeched, waving and pointing wildly at the door he and Mily were now standing in front of. Mily freaked out and launched herself into the air. She landed on Mikey's right side which was a good thing since Danceingfae had attached herself to the left in a matter of seconds. Nightmare bounced up from the ground as if someone had lit a fire under her butt. She and Daydream latched onto each other, screaming 'Flying Monkeys!!' at the top of their lungs. Anybody who had been stupid enough to wander off came rushing back at light speed. Lenni covered herself with her Brian blanket at the sight of the gate. Ziptango and Hexadecimal gave each other uncertain looks while Tyger ran around in circles waving her pillow-gun in the air. TMNT-Punker clutched her guitar, her only weapon besides her standard training katana. Snow White and Kiki stared on in laziness. Raphael, Leonardo, and Donatello seemed to have mixed reactions ranging from astounded awe to utter confusion. Don leaned forward to brush the wall.
"This wasn't...how...who...WHAT!?!" Don stared at the wall unhappily. Leo looked at the door in contemplation and altered his plan of attack. Again. Raph seemed to be even more agitated. Completely losing any calmness left about him, he flung open the door. Or, at least he tried to. Come to find out the door weighed a ton so Raph could only yank until his arms dislocated themselves, but Donny and Leo stopped him before it came to that. There was a short powwow before everyone decided that it would be most intelligent to open the door. The team attacked the door with loud yells of 'Cowabunga!', 'Green Machine!!', and sing-songed 'Go Ninja, GO Ninja, GO!'. To their surprise, the door opened before any of them touched. Mikey stopped short three inches from the threshold and crossed his arms.
"I'm not going." He declared with a definitive air of certainty. Everyone stopped and gave him an annoyed glance. Leo smirked.
"Fine, stay here and let the flying monkeys get you." With that, he walked past Mikey and into the well-lit hall that reminded everyone eerily of the sewers around the lair. Everyone passed Mike, even his fangirls. But they, of course, stopped a few feet away and gave him pitiful looks until he joined them.
"Girls." He huffed, jogging to catch up with them. Dance, Day, Mily, Snow, and Nightmare all linked arms and started down the hallway/sewer.
A/N: *grins evilly* Okay, so that wasn't the end. TOUGH LUCK!!! ^_^ Hope y'all don't mind that this isn't the end... I couldn't end it yet. DARN! I wanted to end it, but I got caught up in descriptions. *snaps fingers* Bear with me! Next chapter should DEFINITELY be the last. Maybe. Hehehe. Oh yeah, I'm sixteen now! WHOOPEE! *grins and looks at self* Hmm, I don't really feel sixteen...^_^
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sniffle* I love writing this story, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER! I think I've been at it for a year now...wow...^_^ It was a good year *reflects on all the things that happened in the fic* Ah, well, at least it's OVER!!! WHOOPEE!!! ^_^
"WHAT THE HECK!?" everyone (besides Mikey) screamed/yelled/bellowe) at once, their combined voices echoing into the distance. Instead of landing in Fanboy's parlor room, the group had ended up in another alternate reality. The grass they were standing on was a lovely lavender color while the trees looked as if a rainbow had exploded on them. Not to far away from where everyone was screaming in indignation, a pretty white unicorn with an azure horn grazed lazily. It raised its head to stare sleepily at the group of insignificants who had encroached upon its meadow and then continued to gaze. It had better things to waste its precious time on a bunch of measly bipeds.
"Isn't it GORGEOUS!?" TMNT-Punker squealed, her eyes growing huge and teary. Rather anime like if you ask me. Mily nodded and stared at the unicorn.
"I. Want. It." She stated in a demanding tone that made Punker glance sideways at her.
"What do you mean, you want it?" Punker asked, hands on hips. Mily grinned impishly.
"It'd be the coolest garden decoration EVER!" She exclaimed brightly. Danceingfae smiled as she leaned into the conversation.
"Are you talking about the unicorn?" At their nods, Dance rolled her eyes. "I'm just sure it'd LOVE becoming living topiary." She said sarcastically.
"And we don't have a garden." Punker put in. Mily frowned and put her hands on her hips.
"But it's sooooooo CUTE! It would make the cutest lawn ornament!" Dance sighed and patted Mily's head. Punker rolled her eyes as Dance took on a motherly role.
"We'll get you a stuffed unicorn when we get home, okay?" She said, a sly grin on face. Mily stared in disbelief.
"That is so not going to work on me." She chirped and walked off towards Mikey who looked a little dazed at his position in the world. Dance and Punker both shrugged.
LenniluvsBrian looked around, blinking in the midday sunlight. It was like an unbelievable fairytale land. And, if it WAS an unbelievable fairytale land, BRIAN LITREL (hah, I got it!) MUST BE NEARBY!!! "BRIAN!!!!!" She squealed, doing double-takes in every direction, hoping to see him and his boy-band goodness. Lenni clutched all her Brian gear close and bobbled happily on the balls of her feet. Snow White felt that she should slap her, but that would've made Leonardo mad because of senseless violence and Snow didn't feel like dealing with Mr. Straight-And-Narrow at the moment. Instead, she grabbed Lenni's Brian blanket and tossed it over the delusional teen's head. Raphael looked at Snow gratefully.
"Finally!" he sighed in relief. Snow rolled her eyes at Lenni who had screamed in delight when the blanket was tossed over her head.
"BRIAN! I SEE YOU!!!" This got a laugh from almost everyone. The one person who didn't laugh happened to be Kiki who had tossed herself on the ground and was peacefully snoring. Egor had disappeared before they got there. Poor Egor. (sorry, but I couldn't figure out what to do with him. He was just...THERE! *sighs* Sorry Egor fanatics...If there are any.)
Nightmare stood at the very back of the group, a look of pure terror on her face. The unicorn was terrifying her beyond all normal levels of terrifying things. This was definitely worse than Care Bears! Suddenly a horrible thought popped into Night's head. What if they were in Care Bear land, that horrible place of, she gulped, caring?!
"DON'T LET THEM CARE ON ME!!!" the teenager screamed as she flung herself onto to Mikey. Daydream giggled at her friend's plight. Everyone else just gave her a confused look. Nightmare turned her head to stare at them with huge, paranoid eyes. "They're disguising themselves as my friends! NOOOO!!!" She wailed, clinging to Mikey's legs. Mikey found himself rudely snickering at Night. Hexadecimal (Warrior Princess) gave an annoyed huff.
"Nightmare, there are no words to describe you. Seriously." After delivering that direct comment, she whirled on Donatello with the fury of a rabid she-wolf which personality tests have proven that she just might be. (Daydream ponders thoughtfully) She flung her hands up in anger as she yelled at him as loud as possible. It was so loud that Tyger, who was standing the nearest to her, was temporarily struck deaf. Not dead, DEAF! Though, it is tempting to strike her dead... Just joking!!! *^_~*
"I can't BELIEVE you!" she shrieked, her face going red. Almost everyone stepped back, not wanting to be in the line of fire. Donny was caught off guard and could only stare wide-eyed as Hex continued to rant. "Your stupid machine must have malfunctioned and got us stuck in Splinter-knows-where! This place reeks of cuteness! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" she yelled. In truth, she wasn't actually furious with Donny, she just wanted someone to vent her anger upon and Don had seemed a reasonable candidate. Donatello pointed mindlessly towards Ziptango.
"She's the one who put the code in!" He sputtered as an attempt to pass the blame. Zip gave him a look that clearly read 'Of all the nerve!'. Don's plan worked, though, and Hex laid into Zip with the fury of all the Greek Furies. RAH!
"OKAY THEN! It's your fault! You must have put in the wrong code!" Hex accused, pointing her index finger at Zip's annoyed face. The techno-wizz fangirl tightened her violet bandanna around her coppery hair and glared at Hexadecimal.
"He-ex, Hex, Hex, Hex" She began, slowly shaking her head. Zip walked over and slung her arm around her friend. "You've got to drop this 'I BLAME YOU!!!' thing, it's really scary, alright?" Hex gave her a look. Zip sighed. "Look, I don't think that it was anyone's fault. Fanboy must've given us a screwy code." She looked around the sickeningly adorable scenery with a scrutinizing eye. Leo clapped and rubbed his hands together. Everyone, turtles included sent up a groan. That was Leo's trademark 'Alright, time to boss everyone around' gesture. Raphael immediately began to walk, no swagger in the other direction. I've notice that Raph doesn't walk like normal, um ninja turtles or humans for that matter. He does this 'bad boy' swagger walk, the one where you make your shoulders go up and down like you're this big, muscular, brainless thug. Oh, wait, it's Raph we're talking about, never mind. The swagger's perfect for him. *^_~*
"Hey, where do you think you're going?" Leo yelled after him. Raph shook his arms at the unicorn, making it run off at the speed of light at the sight of the giant turtle.
"Away!" He shouted back. He hunched his shoulders forward and kept swaggering in his lovely swaggering style. Swagger, swagger, swagger. (A/N: Alright, I've seriously LOST IT!! Somebody save me. MIKEY!!!!! No, I mean it, all I can think of is how much Raph swaggers! IT'S ANNOYING ME!!! *bangs head on computer monitor*) Nobody paid much attention since this was a normal Raphael thing to do. Hex, Tyger, Lenni, and Kiki all looked at each other, wondering if they should swagger off too. Hex, being slightly annoyed too, decided to go. She sauntered off after the turtle in red since she couldn't get the swagger down. Saunter, saunter, saunter. Not, not as much fun as SWAGGER. (A/N: My new favorite word is 'swagger'.) Tyger stayed because she couldn't hear, Lenni because she couldn't see and was too entranced by Brian's polyester face, and Kiki didn't go because she was about to fall out with sleepiness. The rest of the fangirls, Mikey and Donny crowded around Leo for instructions. He seemed happy for the attention and began the rundown.
"All right, ninjas and um, fangirls of ninjas, here's the deal," Everyone leaned in, listening with open ears for his next sentence. Leo gave them an embarrassed grin. "I have no idea where we are." The moans of turtles and girls echoed off the hills and aggravated screams of 'DUH!' dominated the conversation. Leo waved his hands, trying desperately to regain control. "But that doesn't mean we can't get out of here! See, this is my plan," He, as they had expected, launched into a long, very difficult battle plan that left most of them reeling and Mikey with a strong urge to eat pizza which is a normal reaction to anything in Mike's life. A sudden pained yell from the other end of the meadow caught everyone's attention.
"OW! $@#%@#%, !@#$$#% INVISIBLE WALL!!!" Raph's angry scream came roaring back to them. Confused, the group looked up from Leo's game plan and toward the anger-challenged turtle who was seemingly kicking empty air that sounded rather plastic and hollow. Strange looks were exchanged and the unspoken suggestion of walking towards Hex and Raph was made. Then it elevated into a run when the saw Hex leaning against the air at a 45 degree angle without falling. When everyone reached them, Hex was giggling uncharacteristically and exclaiming, "It vibrates! How cool is that?"
"Um, Hex, you okay?" Snowy asked tentatively. Hex shook her head, coming swiftly out of her revelry of vibration.
"Of course." She said abruptly, crossing her arms and joining Tyger, Lenni, and Kiki (an awake Kiki) as the Concerned Raphael Fangirl Squad. The turtle was continuing his one-sided battle with 'thin air'. Silently, Mike, Leo, and Don fought over who was going to ask what was going on. Don lost with his usually unlucky flair. The purple clad turtle gingerly stepped towards his brother and tapped him on the shoulder. When Raph turned around, he was all but foaming at the mouth.
"So, whatcha doin'?" Donny asked, rocking back and forth on his feet. Raph crossed his arms and glared at everyone. It was a communal flinch and quail at the sight of those enraged brown eyes. He clinched and unclenched his fist as if he were debating on punching someone or not. Finally, words came from beneath teeth.
"I walked into the wall." He hissed with fury. More looks were shared between the others.
"Excuse me?" Daydream exclaimed with a chuckle. Raph slowly, very slowly, turned his head toward her. He then proceeded to marched over and grabbed her arm. She squeaked in panic as he forced her hand into what she had thought of as air. It connected hard with a plastic wall. "DUDE!" she yelped and jumped back. Raphael let go of her immediately.
"See?" He snapped as everyone rushed forward to touch the wall. Everyone rushed forward to examine the plastic wall. Daydream and Nightmare decided that it made an excellent drum and began banging on it for all they were worth. Three seconds later.
"Bored." They said in unison. Mikey grinned and began to mime his way across the wall. Mily punched him in the shoulder, a smile on her face.
"Soooo, what is this supposed to mean?" Danceingfae asked in a quizzical tone as she ran a pointer finger down the wall. Leonardo shrugged.
"I guess the place isn't really a place, it's a room." Everyone gave him a dull expression and walked off in separate directions. Dance sat down on the floor with a thump.
"HOW RUDE!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. She then proceeded to wrap her arms around her knees and pouted.
***Fanboy's Lair***
"Where ARE they!?" Fanboy shouted, pacing the floor of his control room. He glanced anxiously at the TV monitor that showed his front foyer. Still no turtles or those awful, tricky fangirls. He crossed his arms and huffed annoyingly.
"I hate fangirls. They have no appreciation for the TMNT, they just look at them as possible boyfriends. That's why I refuse to have fangirls, I don't want to be a mindless boyfriend."
"EUGH! That IS disgusting! Who'd want you as a boyfriend anyway, you little piece of slime!" Raphaella's revolted voice snapped as loud as she could. In the background, Sasami could be heard gagging. Fanboy stuck his tongue out at the monitor to the White Room where the girls were being held. They glared and stuck their tongues out at him. Then everyone just glared. More glaring. After fifteen more minutes of glaring, Fanboy noticed there was someone else talking in the room. No, it wasn't the voices that often plagued his mangled mind, it was OTHER voices.
"So, whatcha doin'?" Raphaella and Sasami exchanged quick glances. They knew that voice even if it did sound a little afraid. Fanboy whirled around and began frantically looking at screens, trying to figure out which one the voices were coming from.
"I walked into the wall." Raph and Sasami also knew that voice. No one could mistake Raph's I'm-ready-to-kill-AGAIN tone. They'd heard it enough. Fanboy had zeroed in on a bright lavender and blue screen. His eyes danced with recognition of what he saw.
"Excuse me?" Daydream's childish voice laughed. The screen continued to play out as Raph stalked over to her and shoved her against the wall.
"EEEEHHHHHH!!!!" Fanboy squealed more girlishly than was humanly possible and began to prance around the room. Raph and Sasami exchanged glances.
"What's with the big celebration, Fanboy?" Raphaella flashed an amused grin at Sasami. "Finally get your wedgie out?" Fanboy ignored her and began to ponder the strange predicament on the screen. For some odd reason the most highly esteemed turtles had landed in his relaxation room. At the moment it was set on Fantasy mode though he could easily switch it to Torture mode, Tropical mode, Dance-Dance GO-GO mode, Scary-Wizard-of-Oz mode, or his own favorite, Moo-Moo the Cow's Happy Hour mode. Ah, for the love of Moo-Moo. Fanboy sat down and thought carefully about what he should do. Meanwhile, Sasami and Raphaella were discovering useful things to do with the deck of Go Fish cards without matches. They were now practicing flinging Frisbees with the paper; on the ground nearby, failed attempts to make origami paper cranes sat ominously, plaguing Sasami and Ella with their failure. Fanboy, a little annoyed about what they were doing with his cards, turned and glared at them for the 1,645,543,729,031th time since they had arrived.
"Look, you ungrateful twerps, your friends are here to rescue you." He said, flipping a switch so they could see the screen with the turtles and fangirls on it. The girls gave each other amused glances as they saw the plight of the others.
"Maybe it was better that we were captured." Sasami whispered to Ella who smiled. Fanboy suddenly let out a bout of evil laughter.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!! You are now my prisoners!!" Ella and Sas just stared at him. "And I shall destroy the other fangirls and you and you shall write for me exclusively! I will even let you see the turtles every now and then for inspiration." The two began to laugh.
"Dude, haven't you seen ANY movies?" asked Sasami.
"Yeah, the good guys ALWAYS win." Ella added.
"Of course. I have the entire DVD AND VHS collection of ALL the seasons of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! DUH!" He strikes a super hero pose. "I am FANBOY, remember?" He smiles, showing off his rotting teeth. Raphaella rolls her eyes.
"How could I forget? You're the most unnatural thing on two legs. Or four." Ella announced. Fanboy ignored her again and began flipping switches rapidly. Ella and Sasami looked closer at the computer screen as they tried to figure out what he was doing. In the background, the screen with their friends on it had changed instantly. It now looked like the screen from The Wizard of OZ when Dorothy and her odd arrangement of friends go to the scary wizard dude.
"Whoa, freaky." Sasami exclaimed. She couldn't conceal her grin when she heard Mikey's scream of fear.
~~~The scary wizard-like room~~~
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Mike screeched, waving and pointing wildly at the door he and Mily were now standing in front of. Mily freaked out and launched herself into the air. She landed on Mikey's right side which was a good thing since Danceingfae had attached herself to the left in a matter of seconds. Nightmare bounced up from the ground as if someone had lit a fire under her butt. She and Daydream latched onto each other, screaming 'Flying Monkeys!!' at the top of their lungs. Anybody who had been stupid enough to wander off came rushing back at light speed. Lenni covered herself with her Brian blanket at the sight of the gate. Ziptango and Hexadecimal gave each other uncertain looks while Tyger ran around in circles waving her pillow-gun in the air. TMNT-Punker clutched her guitar, her only weapon besides her standard training katana. Snow White and Kiki stared on in laziness. Raphael, Leonardo, and Donatello seemed to have mixed reactions ranging from astounded awe to utter confusion. Don leaned forward to brush the wall.
"This wasn't...how...who...WHAT!?!" Don stared at the wall unhappily. Leo looked at the door in contemplation and altered his plan of attack. Again. Raph seemed to be even more agitated. Completely losing any calmness left about him, he flung open the door. Or, at least he tried to. Come to find out the door weighed a ton so Raph could only yank until his arms dislocated themselves, but Donny and Leo stopped him before it came to that. There was a short powwow before everyone decided that it would be most intelligent to open the door. The team attacked the door with loud yells of 'Cowabunga!', 'Green Machine!!', and sing-songed 'Go Ninja, GO Ninja, GO!'. To their surprise, the door opened before any of them touched. Mikey stopped short three inches from the threshold and crossed his arms.
"I'm not going." He declared with a definitive air of certainty. Everyone stopped and gave him an annoyed glance. Leo smirked.
"Fine, stay here and let the flying monkeys get you." With that, he walked past Mikey and into the well-lit hall that reminded everyone eerily of the sewers around the lair. Everyone passed Mike, even his fangirls. But they, of course, stopped a few feet away and gave him pitiful looks until he joined them.
"Girls." He huffed, jogging to catch up with them. Dance, Day, Mily, Snow, and Nightmare all linked arms and started down the hallway/sewer.
A/N: *grins evilly* Okay, so that wasn't the end. TOUGH LUCK!!! ^_^ Hope y'all don't mind that this isn't the end... I couldn't end it yet. DARN! I wanted to end it, but I got caught up in descriptions. *snaps fingers* Bear with me! Next chapter should DEFINITELY be the last. Maybe. Hehehe. Oh yeah, I'm sixteen now! WHOOPEE! *grins and looks at self* Hmm, I don't really feel sixteen...^_^