Angel-Tinuviel - Why are you always so hyper, even without sugar? No killing reviewers!
Davifflaelan - If you say so. I find Yami rather inspiring at times-
Bardock: But at other times....
Yami: glare I really hate you!
Cat-Star - I fuck him up in this chapter, so you know I like him. pummeled by Goku-fangirls
Jessejames-oneesan - ; Have fun playing with the pharaoh and the monkey!
Bardock/Yami: pitifully Help!
Shibby - No, I haven't.
SilverWolfe - Seriously, I'm starting to think you know my brother! Only he doesn't like Piccolo as much as Goku. So you can't be. And he only likes Goku b/c I like Vegeta Yugi: Makes sense with you two.
chaosbardock - Glad you like Vegeta that much, however Magic is a whole other level. Plus there was the element of surprise that such a small child could kick ass like that.
chibibaka - I miss talking to you too, but I have way too much homework nowadays. Believe me, its a relief that one of my stories (this one) is pretty much written. Albeit its old.


Una: Essays, essays, and more essays.
Yugi: So naturally you're working on fanfics instead of being smart.
Una: Yup yup!
Jessejames can be heard torturing Bardock and Yami in background
Yugi: sighs I'm so glad Yami-kun and I are separate in your tid-bits!
Una: Of course I'm not letting Jessejames hurt you, Yugi-kun.
Yugi grins
Una: I'm doing that fine on my own.
Yugi frowns
Episode 8: The Truth is Discovered. Is She Friend Or Foe


Gohan swirled about the T-rex's head, just out of reach. "Hurry up, Goten! Grab the ball!"

Goten was in the center of the nest, shoving eggs out of the way. "I'm doing the best I can, bro! Krillin, are you sure its here?"

Krillin was behind a bolder, with the motorcycle away from the dinosaur. "Positive," he called out. "Look towards the western upper side of the nest!" 'Oh, man! This new radar is awesome!' He glanced up at the sky and saw Gohan zigzagging in and out of the T-rex's mouth, teasing the ferocious monster. If it was up to him, Krillin would have blasted the dino unconscious. But Goten insisted that the protective parent be left unscathed. 'At least Goten will hurry while his brother is in danger.'

"Uh, Krillin-san? Which way is west?"

Krillin face-vaulted. "The way that the sun is setting," the Earthling screamed.

"Uh-oh," Gohan cried out. "Mommy's comin' home!" The color from Krillin's face drained.

"M-m-mommy?"

"Yahoo! I found it," Goten laughed. He picked up the gleaming two-star ball, but it bounced on its own. "Wha?" The earth jumped again. Goten looked up and saw the huge mother T-rex arrive to defend her nest.

"GOTEN," Gohan screamed. "RUN FOR IT!!!"

Not needing to be told twice, Goten grabbed the ball and dashed towards Krillin's hiding place. "Not over here, you idiot," Krillin squeaked.

Too late! The defensive parents had turned their attention to Goten and what they thought was their egg, and had begun the chase. Gohan few around their heads, trying to divert their attention, but it was no use. Krillin and Goten ran as fast as they could (with Goten easily ahead of Krillin by a couple of meters). The T-rexes just followed, crushing everything in their path.

Including the motorcycle.

"NNOOO!!!!" Gohan shrieked.

Krillin stopped and turned around. "That's it! I've had it!" Goten followed suit as Krillin said "Kamehame-ha!!"1 The twin blasts merged and hit both T-rexes at the same time. The energy only stunned them, and they fell to the ground with an earth-shaking thud.

Krillin wiped the sweat from his face. "Whew! That was close!" He noticed that Gohan had sunk to his knees beside the flattened bike, an expression of shock on his face. "Hey! Thanks for nothin', Gohan!"

"What's wrong, Oniisan," Goten asked.

Gohan moved his head very slowly towards him, like he hadn't even noticed that Goten and Krillin were still there. "I'm gonna die!"

"But," said Krillin, "Bulma will understand."

"This isn't Bulma's motorcycle. It's Vegeta's."

A cold wind blew past the silent trio. No movement but the blowing dust occurred on the still scene for several minutes. Then, Krillin put a hand on Gohan's shoulder. "I'll send Chichi my condolences."


Goku regained consciousness and found himself in chains. At first, he was completely unaware of where he was, still dazed by the pain in his arm. He was in an ice cavern. The air was cold and the walls were crystal blue, shining in the dim light of a solitary candle on a nearby table. He shook his head and began struggling at the bounds. They were made of some type of ice! But why was it so strong?

"No try to struggle." It was Triga.

Goku's upper lip curled into a menacing looking sneer. "Why have you captured me? What do you want?"

The old woman seemed to glide across the ice floor and stopped in front of Goku's face. "Triga want rest of balls."

Goku's eyes widened. An anime vein popped on Triga's face. "Dirty monkey! I mean dragonballs! Where they is?" "I don't know," Goku snarled truthfully.

Triga smiled that scary smile of hers. "Then Triga force it out of monkey!" She knelt down on the ground in a praying position and began to chant. "Agu-wa shin-te! Agu-wa shin-te!" Goku suddenly felt as if he had just swallowed a pot full of hot oil. His insides were seared with pain, and the man howled in agony.

"Tell dear Triga were be the rest of balls," the woman said, not moving.

"I... don't... know," Goku was able to force.

"Fine." Triga grinned wider. "Triga love doing this to monkey-man!" She continued her chant. The hurting inside of him made Goku feel like he was being turned inside out. Hot bile began to rise painfully in his throat. "I d... I don't..." It got so intense, that he ended up vomiting all over the floor. The bottom of Triga's black robes caught some of it, but she didn't even flinch. "I... I don't know," Goku whimpered softly.

She smiled evilly. "Triga hear you last time. This only for fun!"

Her ward, called Cyra, was behind a door watching this. What was her dear mentor doing to this poor man? 'I've never seen her like this before! It's too much! Its just too much!' "Mama, esperat,"2 she cried, stepping out into the room. "Don't hurt him anymore!"


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The spell ceased, and Goku was left with the after effects. His bleary eyes turned to the girl. "Eh?" Triga stood up, very angry. "Cyra break Triga's concentration. Cyra being bad daughter! Bad little girl!"

"I," the other demon said, hanging her head low, "I... I'm sorry. I just don't like you hurting him. He hasn't done anything that horrible to us."

"All Sayins bad," Triga shrieked in anger.

"All Sayins do is create hurt!"

"Not anymore," Goku whispered. He coughed to clear is throat and continued. "All we Earth Sayins want to do is to live in peace. Please, let me go."

"Mama, listen to him!"

"Cyra go to her room!"

The girl responded and walked out the door.

Goku smirked. "Cyra is smarter then you," he whispered. "Its funny how she can be so forgiving and her mother be so blind. What did the Sayins do to you?"

Triga scowled. "You think you so smart, monkey? Sayins do nothing to Triga, but Sayin do something to Cyra. Triga hate Sayins for that. And she not my blood daughter, she yours."

Goku's head snapped up. "Na-Nani?"

Triga stared at Goku for a moment. "You not know? Murder-boy not tell you?" "What in the name of Kami-sama are you talking about!?!" Triga laughed playfully. "Triga enjoy this! Okay, I tell you! Monkey-man's smallest son have twin sister. Sister killed by older brother day she were born! Own father not know of daughter's birth. How funny!"

Goku's head tried to piece together all of this new information. "That's impossible! Chichi, Gohan, somebody would have told me!" Though it hurt, he struggled against the chains harder then before. "How dare you say something like that about my family! Gohan is not a baby killer!"

Triga laughed only harder. "Cyra is monkey-man's daughter! And oldest son kill own sister! They must not trust you, for they not tell you truth!"

With that, she left the dirty, confused, and aching Sayin tied down.


Goku was finally able to loosen the chains around his right arm just enough so that his hand could move freely . Putting two fingers to his forehead, he teleported out of the ice shackles and appeared directly in front of them. The bonds clanks softly as they crashed to the ice. Goku's knees buckled, still feeling a little nauseous and achy.

The candle was out by now, and the cave was almost completely dark. There must have been a light somewhere, because the shine from the walls gave him the ability to see somewhat what was around him. It was beautiful, indeed; a glittering grove of ice with no sound, but the occasional drop of water. The stalactites overhead and stalagmites on the ground almost made the cave look alive, like a monster with dripping saliva down his teeth.

Still, even with all of these wonders about him, Goku hardly noticed. The words of Triga danced through his head. "She not my blood daughter, she yours." "Murder-boy not tell you?" "Sister killed by older brother day she were born!" "Own father not know of own daughter's birth." Was she really serious. He had noticed that the girl had a tail, but a Sayin? Why was her hair orange? Was that female SSJ? And why didn't anyone tell him before?

Shaking his head, Goku thought about what he should do next. There was no doubt that Chile had told everyone by now what happened to him. They'd all worry. He could just teleport home right now.

But the door leading to who knows what kept obtaining his attention. Should he take the chance and see his supposed daughter? 'Yes,' the simple altruistic man resolved. 'I will.'

Steadying himself, Goku walked through the door to another large gallery, leading to several different tunnels. 'Kuso! Its a maze in here!' He closed his eyes, trying to sense the girl's ki energy. Instantly he found her and took the path second to the left. It took about twenty minutes before he came to a door partway open.

Goku eased the door back, not making a sound. The room was small compared to all of the others. It was furnished with modest wooden cabinets, a full-length mirror, and a small bed with thick covers for the cold. Goku crept over to the bed and pulled away the sheets gently.

He had to cover his mouth to keep from shouting out in surprise. She was powered down, but it was unmistakably Cyra. Her hair was long, black, and spiked, and her features were much rounder and peach-colored. She obviously didn't wear make-up to bed. But the most shocking thing of all was that, with her hair placed just so on the pillow, it was naturally spiked in the exact same fashion as Goku's and Goten's!

A dire longing swept over Goku. When he died, he knew that Chichi was only three weeks pregnant, and he felt bad that he couldn't be there for her and the baby. But it was two! Twins! She... he... THEY had twins! And a DAUGHTER none the less! After he met Goten, he was pleased that he could now be a good father and take care of both of his sons. But SHE! She grew up in Hell, with a witch for a guardian. She grew up with torture as her play, and punishment as her pleasure. The man's heart shattered when he realized that if he had known about her, he could have protected her in death; gone to her when she was scared; chased away monsters in Hell that frightened her; he could have been a father for her first!

At that point, the girl turned in her sleep to her stomach. With a sudden new awareness, Goku jumped backward. As he did, the girl pushed up against the bed, flipped in mid-air, turned SSJ, and landed with an attack already forming in her palm! "Prepare to die," she growled.


1 - Goten really says "Kamekame-ha" (see, I AM DBZ MISTRESS! I know ALL!! )
2 "Espera!" - "Wait!"
Hiya! I'm Goku!
So, your original name was Gomi, huh? I'll call you that from now on. But why were you sent to Hell? And did Gohan really kill you? Why? Next time on DragonballUF: Let Me Be One Of You! Goku Takes Parental Action
Ruka: singing You are mean! You are evil!
Yugi: Um... hi. Who are you?
Una: Angel-Tinuviel's creation singing in my head.
Yugi: O-ka-ay.
Bardock: Why did you end it there? I'm actually getting into this mushy stuff.
Una/Yugi/Yami stare at him
Bardock: With my fic, not yours!
Yami: Figures.
Una: R&R, minna-san! I'm not updateing until I get over six reviews!